Bible Games 2 - Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com

[YoungNickJames]

11:48

DAAAAAAAMN!

[SilverGamer1000]

all these games sucked the most balls

[BeakyRed]

what is it a robot?

[BeakyRed]

5:39 I'm curious, back in those days would they have had to make the voice 8-bit or something?

[kevinbaconfan12]

@BeakyRed yes they do

[AverageGameBoy]

i think those are ghosts of the kids u killed not birds that fly out

[LEONthemercenarie]

whoops YIPPEE!

[Villevalo0666]

DAMMMMM!!

nearly pissed myself the first time ^^'

[nasonator25]

YIPPEE!!!!

[ZWG27]

"Moses and Me" is my new jam!

[MrMadjackmacmad]

Gonna cry

[MrMadjackmacmad]

Bible games on cdi, i think im

[CascoStudious1]

Kill all babies



[annoyingsteve]

does it work on retron 3?

[macattackk29]

13:56 XD WTF?!?!?!

[HMJogMDG]

IT'S BIBLE GAMES, ON CD-I!

[FingersonFire01]

What...the...fuck. Those arent even games they are just puzzles and shitty sidescrollers based on the #1 selling fantasy fiction novel in the world.

[vedymadcow]

Yippeee!!!

[mattakudesu]

that bible karaoke was so laughingly pathetic.

[PokeH0bbes77]

13:53-14:05 made me laugh so, freaking hard.

[SalaComMander]

For some reason...the funniest line in the video was "Who are these raging atheists who don't want you to go to church?"

I'm atheist and that was still hilarious.

[MrInuhanyou123]

@SalaComMander well obviously james doesnt mean to offend anyone. If you laughed then it had its desired effect

[Darkside780]

@SalaComMander Well thank you for not being he stereotypical "asshole atheist" God ble-oh...well...have a good day then dude, lol.

[SalaComMander]

@Darkside780

And thank you for not being the stereotypical "ignorant, stubborn, hypocritical, asshole Christian"

[GeekHippieEndarkened]

@SalaComMander I'm an atheist and I thought it was funny too.

[BBPhobia]

Why the hell am i seeing an irate gamer on the featured video list on the right?! Of an AVGN video!? Get that asshole trash away from the AVGN!!

[TheMylife244]

I said im goint to go home and eat chicken and rice lol

[RobotsRock86]

Thumbs up if you replayed the part where the idol was talking....

[timeparadox888]

The springs on the top of the bricks bounce you up, the ones on the bottom of the bricks bounce you down. It's kind of hard to see, but there's a difference.

[TheOnlyGirl1001]

GET YOUR ASS TO SUNDAY SCHOOL!

[donjezza10]

The riddler in the bible? that would have been interesting

[AustinB40]

Lol The King James Bible game

[Theamrajr218]

CHICKEN AND RICE?!?!

Im Goin To James' House Just For Food

[Skyk0rn]

i have to disagree with you, there're at least 2 more unofficial snes game that i can remeber of right now: mortal kombat 3(mk2 hack) and sonic jam 6(or something like this). and i think there're a lot more than this.

[theUltimateBadass146]

DAAAAAAAAAMN

[jakkul70]

its manna in the bags the bread that came from the sky that was sent by God for them to eat

[duckypwns]

KILL ALL BABIES!

[Grandfrog2]

thumps up if your watching this in 2020

[FawfulGuy]

@Grandfrog2 im watching this in 3012 with mi I pad 9001 the last poket computer company just went out of busieness. 0bVi0u2_24rc42m.

[icewhipRox]

That really was a fuck fest! The bible days were filled with more violence, booze, and messed up shit than could ever fit into GTA, and yet... this is all we get? Just a bunch of copy cat shit? Can't they make a non sugar coated, gory, booze filled, ultra violent bible game for adults, for fucks sake? Let's make a Moses game where you play an Egyptian midwife, and you go around finding pregnant ladies, and collecting baby boys to kill! It's violent, gory, and accurate! I'd play that!

[sonofdark18]

@icewhipRox AMEN! ^^

[icewhipRox]

@sonofdark18 Thank you!

[sonofdark18]

@icewhipRox sure

[jascrystalspike]

ive played Ballz 3d before

[NinjaGamer64]

Raid 2020...I actually reviewed that game.

[niteflash06]

@NinjaGamer64 Do you have a review of it uploaded?

[NinjaGamer64]

@niteflash06 I used to...but I thought my review sucked so I took it down. Sorry.

[skillz139]

"THE FUCKEST BOLOGNA SHIT"

lmao i say that all the time now

[bushbasher85]

Only 8 more years until we get a 2020 review!

[justinbieberfails]

I hate that i can't watch the 3rd bible games yet since gametrailers is shitty

[XTheDesertSongX]

lol every christmas I watch all of your christmas specials and on halloween I watch your halloween specials. I love your videos and I'm really excited for the Indie Film!

[45loconder]

8 more years in counting untill raid 2020 review!!!

[Awesome1601]

@45loconder Glad to see I'm not the only one looking forward to that! :D

[ninegauble]

if you dislike this vid. il kill all babies

[jamesaellis]

YIPEE!

[jamesaellis]

Is there a first part or Bible Stories 1?

[mistersonic93]

@jamesaellis yea there is

[AquaReivax]

"Get your ass to the Sunday School" XD Rofl

[LegendayAaron]

If I was God I would have destroyed these games...

[spiderjerusalem100]

0:57 the best opening line to an AVGN episode ever!

[jcgonzmo]

Bible Games 2>MW3

[LittleBlackSparrow]

btw, the answer is kill all male babies

[createDXemnas]

the idol sounds like THat guy from family guy. i dont remember his name

[WrathofVishnu]

@createDXemnas Cleveland Brown?

[LittleMsKelly]

Am I the only one who recognizes the background music in Exodus as the kids' Sunday school song, "Father Abraham"?

[MrSnowdogi]

there was actually another nes game which to be the last game on the system

called battle kid which was released in 2009

(just realized this was probably recorded in 2007)

[deoxys199]

those fucking idols sound like morgan freeman

[ShultsAceOne]

TIME TO CRANK UP THE BITCHING DIAL, IT'S HALO REACH ON XBOX 360!

[grecorobert97]

@ShultsAceOne wouldnt halo reach always be on xbox 360 such as all halo games. excluding the ones on original xbox but yeah, you get the concept.

[bobbyhooks99]

YIPPEE!.. YIPPEE!.. YIPPEE!.. WHOOPS...

[Kurostyle21]

@bobbyhooks99 Imagine having sex with her...

[FineIllMakeAChannel]

"MOSES TRUSTED GOD..." THAT'S WHY HE LOOKS LIKE CTHULHU!

[almacocoa98]

I don't like that especially the bible games are the ones that people make shitty :(

[fanboy1100]

13:57 android #16????

[Guyzillar]

Can someone tell the name of the music/where it came from at 3:51

[Pensfan8726]

Jesus would be pissed.

[godzillafiend28]

"Daaamn" at 11:50

[godzillafiend28]

"Daaamn!" Priceless.

[Percival917]

Can someone make the first 52 seconds its own video?

[zzzhuh]

7:04

[MrScoocks]

@IrateSuperMonkey916

[MrScoocks]

@IrateSuperMonkey216 Irate gamer actually copied AVGN. You have a hand and some lotion. GO EFF YOURSELF

[joe88john]

Those are such useless games.

[TheSeth011]

I have actually played the Noah's Ark (Konami Version). It actually is pretty good. Hard, but good.

[RSCNyx]

It takes a man upon men to mention "Captain Comic", "Secret Scout" and "Raid 2020" all in one sentence without throwing up blood due to their vileness.

I'm impressed.

[TheRealThreeP]

I agree. What the fuck WERE they thinking? If you're going to make a shitty game, don't credit yourself with it. I imagine that Dan Burke has received many beatings for Challenge of the Dragon, alone. Couple it with Exodus, and if he's still alive, he's fucking lucky.

[rawrkitteh94]

I'm very surprised that our favorite LJN didn't produce these pieces of crap.

[DeathcoreMusik]

Just like marriage, First you have some chick taking her clothes off then you get some nagging bitch that won't shut up.

[mavman1994]

MOSES N ME

[djmoron242]

@PunchSydeironReviews you bastard get a religion

[45loconder]

@djmoron242 he doesnt need to oh i am what the classify as a cathoilic athiest i dont belive some things from cristianity

[djmoron242]

@45loconder THEN ILL SEE ALL OF YOU IN HEELLLL

[IwubMaiColettie]

@djmoron242 Why would he get a religion? Religion sucks ass

[djmoron242]

@IwubMaiColettie ILL SEE YOU WITH SATAN AS HE BURNES YOU WITH HIS TALE AHHA NOW FOR THE BURNER TUPAC AN BIGGE WILL BE THERE AS SATANS MINIONS not so much tupac i think he made it into heaven i think BUT SEEE YOU IN BIGGE IN HELLLLL

[IwubMaiColettie]

@djmoron242 I think I lost 5 IQ points from reading that shit. Religion can ram its head up a moose's anus. It's all the same load of bullshit in different colored wrapping paper.

[djmoron242]

@IwubMaiColettie As one man said to a next see you in hell

[IwubMaiColettie]

@djmoron242 Hell doesn't exist >_>

[djmoron242]

@IwubMaiColettie AND NEITHER DOES YOUR BRAIN

[IwubMaiColettie]

@djmoron242 I'm guessing you believe the shit the Bible says as well?

Because the bible makes god (ceiling cat) sound like an asshole.

[RadiationUpdatez]

@IwubMaiColettie Yes and No Humans were evil and disobeying God think of God like your parents, you do something wrong and they find out they either A. Beat the living shit out of you or some sort of punishment or B. If you say your sorry and truly mean it depending on what you did they will forgive you.

[IwubMaiColettie]

@RadiationUpdatez by logic like that, since "God Sees All", you're fucked about him not finding out. Fuck it it's just religion it doesn't mean anything.

[RadiationUpdatez]

@IwubMaiColettie Well if religion doesn't mean anything why should you even give a shit in the first place

[IwubMaiColettie]

@RadiationUpdatez I don't give a fuck, I just try to help people stay away from it :3

[RadiationUpdatez]

@IwubMaiColettie What is wrong with religion :/

[IwubMaiColettie]

@RadiationUpdatez None of it is confirmed to be true :3

[RadiationUpdatez]

@IwubMaiColettie Oh sure yet your bringing people away from it ok(sarcasm)

[IwubMaiColettie]

@RadiationUpdatez People can't accept they are responsible for our own actions and fate. It's easier to be able to blame things on something...

[RadiationUpdatez]

@IwubMaiColettie Sometimes although some religions are different but thats human nature

[TeaUnicorn]

@IwubMaiColettie YES. Someone else understands!

[IwubMaiColettie]

@TeaUnicorn Which of my comments are you replying to? I have about 10 in the past few pages :/

[screamoimp]

@PunchSydeironReviews mmmmm this make mii proud to spill my shit on stage and smile....at evry fucking one of them:) till mii ass jiggles mmmmmmmmm :)

[LarvitarTheBeast]

@PunchSydeironReviews atheism a religion worshiping smartassnes

[PunchSydeironReviews]

@LarvitarTheBeast Please keep your derisive comments about atheism to yourself. I was simply making a joke.

[purvicide]

He says "aminals" a lot.

[BlueTheArcticFox]

If those are really supposed to be "Bible games" then how come you're killing people? What happend with the seventh commdament "Thou shalt not kill"?

[zwillredeye]

@BlueTheArcticFox I thought there was loads of killing and violence in the Bible? That wasn't really a problem with me.

[EpicalMontages]

Freeze at 3:49.... 'This Game pak can only be used with the Mattel or NES versions of the Nintendo Entertainment System'... MATTEL Version??? Anyone care to explain?

[PunchSydeironReviews]

@EpicalMontages Mattel manufactured the NES consoles for the European market.

[EpicalMontages]

@PunchSydeironReviews But i Live in the UK and mine says NES Version on the flap? Was the Mattel version for the other european countries such as france, germany etc?

[PunchSydeironReviews]

@EpicalMontages According to Guru Larry in his video "GYCW - Contra-versy A Very British Guide to NES Ports Part One," there were 2 versions of the NES released in Europe: The Nintendo version and the Mattel version. The Mattel version of the NES was so shoddily made that Nintendo pulled the plug on Mattel's distribution rights in the U.K and the rest of Europe.

[WarpxD]

UP AT THE ELECTRIC EEL

[TBoneTony]

Who would have known that AVGN would someday review the King James Bible?

I loved how there was so many ASS found in that book.

[TheFreakyninja20]

@TBoneTony he did its bible games 3 

[TBoneTony]

I get that part between Menace Beach and Sunday Funday. Looking at the AVGN christmas lookback, I was given the impression that Sunday Funday had you having to save your girlfriend only to forget about her and having to go to Sunday School instead.

I often wondered, why would a kid have a girlfriend at that game and you having to save her before she gets stipped?

[TBoneTony]

who would have thought that Japan would have perhaps the best Bible game ever???

Thanks Konami :D

[fightforyourlife459]

damn it my name is on a game that sux (Joshua)

[MetallicaHD2]

Whenever I'm bored, I pick out an AVGN video to watch. I've seen them all already, but it's great every time! I love your work, James, so I donated 30 $ for your movie, I can't wait!

[YouGotWoodRolled]

@MetallicaHD2

Hell yeah man. I need to watch at least 5 AVGN videos in a row before I move onto the next thing.

[smoothskin8]

this guy is TOOOOOOOO funny!

[tsunopourpie]

on sunday my teacher was dead drunk so he hung up jock starps insted of stockings

so the next day we look to see what we all got i asked my sally what she got she said "nuts"XD

[motherbrain86]

its a 12/25 tradition to watch this,winter games and now the 3rd one

happy fuck you day James and long may you prosper in whatever you are involved with

you, doug the nostalgia critic walker, brad the cinema snob jones and, noah the spoonyone antwiler are in my book the beatles of internet personalities

[motherbrain86]

@motherbrain86 i mean happy shut the fuck up day, dreadfullly sorry

[smartbro678]

LOL!!!! xD

[draykopwner]

My friend was going to get a CDI and I tried to warn him how shitty it was, but he didn't listen.

[aceholeas]

Your girlfriend clothes are coming off and you would rather go to sunday school?

[scerpalman]

maybe Fred Fuchs made these games

[qcpat]

@scerpalman

LOL

[Ashda8]

Oh those Crazy Creationists XD

[TheSecondR]

Happy Shut The Fuck Up Everyone :D

[Bunny3DS]

@TheSecondR Happy shut the fuck up too, and let go celebrate St Patrick day, even though it Christmas. ;)

[TheSecondR]

@Bunny3DS

As a celebration lets go to Wawa and get some bagels that are unnecessarily overfilled with cream cheese that goes through the center of the bagel xD

[Ante91Chum]

He should use the intro song in this one in all of his christmas episodes

[VAdaPEGA]

"last game for the NES, 1995"

*battle kid comes in"

BITCH PLEASE

[legoboy186]

Hey James, I heard about this awful game called "The Bible Game" on Gamboy Advance you should do a review of that game.

[Schizochicken937]

Merry Christmas you fuckin' nerd!

[HyperShadow2550]

I AM AN IDOL, WORSHIPED BY MANY. THERE'S SOMEONE DOWNSTAIRS WHO WORSHIPS ME. lol i crack up everytime

[AllThingsLionKing]

im watching this on Dec. 23rd, 2011. Happy 3rd bday video

[Sonicthemainman]

10:52 Those are like blocks coming out of the wall, like their shoving you off onto the ground. 3D?

[SuperJewishmexican]

At 7:41 why does he emphasize UP at an electric eel?

[h8muppets2]

Is that Obama at 13:51?

[PURCorp]

YIPPIE

[woskis9161]

13:23 (rage guy face) FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[ZyphsMw2]

this fits the moment 22second bet its 23:33 so in 30min its the 23rd wich make's this video realy a xmas special.. lol

[TheCynicalFinn]

When he begun with "You're not gonna believe this..." I thought the game would be about saving Jesus from the cross :DD 

[gemoh23]

if i was god id be pissed best line ever

[wafflepaluza]

00:20 so he is mad at a blue tv screen

[SheikhAltijdGezeikhh]

Exodus game a rip-off from Boulder Dash

[TwinPkVideos]

8:42 What the hell is the old lady doing? Sniffing a handful of cocaine?

[PacotheDuckNinja]

5:38: "Be cewajish jashewuh!"

[SuperXboxKILLA]

he dosen't hate Konami, he loves it!

[fkagahsdfs]

I actually have that game "Joshua" and it still works :D

[Seantendo]

I swear at 0:27 he's reacting to how random that lyric is. In the first Bible Games he looked at the camera like "Wait, what?", and in this one it's more like "The fuck?".

[dnmstarsi]

@BakaofLawlz dat does not sound like squidward at all he sounds like a robot like da nerd said

[DatRandomEngie64]

I got something to blow the lid off the crap barrel. Time to flick the shit switch turn up the diahrea dial!

IT'S MODERN WARFARE 3 ON XBOX LIVE!

[VitalityRichPlus]

@DatRandomEngie64

Ohhoho YEAH! We're livin on the edge! More like Livin on a Prayer!

Wait, Livin on the Edge, and Livin on a Prayer. Two hard rock references? Heh ;3

But yeah, games enjoyed by people that never enjoyed video games in the first place. Go for it!!

[DatRandomEngie64]

@VitalityRichPlus :D

[TheCopper1234]

@DatRandomEngie64 Modern Warfare 4 and Battlefield 3 are both shit.

Modern Warfare 3 is an ammo trap and Battlefield 3 freezes on you.

[TheCopper1234]

@TheCopper1234 Modern Warfare 3, sorry that was a type-o

[iLoveLinkinParke15]

@DatRandomEngie64 btlfield fan eh?

[DatRandomEngie64]

@iLoveLinkinParke15 nope.avi

[SuperRiley00]

up up down down left right left right b a start try that on noahs ark

[MatthewandMario]

@SuperRiley00 did you learn that from irategamer?

[SLIMSHADY1357]

when it showed the ballz game i shit my pants

[Deathbladezero]

Mindless fucks going off on religion than the greedy ass developers of these games..I actually remember the worst of CD-I...*shudder*

[TheCommanderofMW3eee]

how the fuck is this a religion game this game fuck ass

[AgaMbadi]

♫"...he's gonna find out which ones suck the most balls..."♫

[DarkVaati13]

11:49 for DAMN!!!!!!!

[ezio666]

11:45 ''I HATE THOSE FUCKIN THINGS THEIR THE WORST'' I couldn't stop laughing when he said it like that

[kirby0628]

Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Whoops! Yippee!