ExtenZe Infomercial: New Male Enhancement Drink

[krhysthy22]

PROFESSIONAL SLUT, BRIDGETTA

[RedDaVincy]

Male enhancement beverage?

DICK DRINK

[balla740]

im going to make a real mens performance drink called super rocket man its going to be made with monster energy drinks, half a kilo of cocaine and a box of viagra per serving. yea then youll really see a man perform, hell fuck for a week straight

[cooneyiscooler]

wtf is a flavor technologist.

[SimplyShaded]

"Male Enhancement Beverage"

EPIC FAIL.

[sfgoober77]

he he. . .he said Male Enhancement Beverage. . ..

[tfinder]

Dr. Michael Donnenberg of the University of Maryland has described herbal pills marketed as having "heavy fecal contamination", possibly from animals grazing near the plants harvested for herbal ingredients.

That explains that "special" ingredient.

[whovian1971]

Introducing Mountain dew "Extreme penis" !

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

They're being pretty coy for people who talk about dick size.

[Yobeselova]

and they taste good too! awesome

[OonaCanute]

"Does it make you bigger?"

"Well, our ingredients would indicate that this in the case!"

WAY TO SKIRT THE QUESTION!

[pinkubento]

Flavor technologists

[seantylerspence]

she would get asked if it works...

[alexfanx]

She's like "No, but seriously... I HAVE A PENIS"

[threadysparrow]

this stuff really works. first i watch the girl in the infomercial, and then my penis gets bigger. well how about that?

[Fishstick80]

Hell yeah dude!

[threadysparrow]

ok now they are getting too ridiculous. why make a drink in the first place? what next? male enhancement food?

[4970702]

nope dog food

[Cormier6083]

Nutrisystem Enhance

[fleaflicker51]

"A COCKtail" get it?

[darthstew666]

"we're setting a new category in place, which is a male enhancement beverage." such fail

[enemyacemanfred]

if this is their hard sell in the infomercial, they must be out of business by now. if they did a better promotion on this i'm sure it would be the number 1 soft drink in the country. i can just imagine going into 7-11 and picking a couple of these up...maybe not.

[sjs2011]

wow.. thats BAD

[d2eux]

damn these things are so fucking fake

[HouseOnSunset]

Is, Bridgetta, do tell us if really made your penis bigger, you luscious she-male, you!

[roflcopter76]

so...would any one else feel wierd sticking a big can of penis juice in thier mouth...

[HouseOnSunset]

...Made from 100% freshly squeezed penises!

[roflcopter76]

ROFLOL

[theycallmechi]

a drink that makes your dick bigger. treeeeeeeeeemendous

[JayT98]

i would fuck that girl on there in the ass after taking extenze. And i bet she'd love it. She looks as if she loves good dick.

[someuser90]

wow, this stuff looks awesome, do they have a website or sometin, i want to buy a the drink and the capsules

[marklosextremus]

flavour technologists lol

[seattle0002]

Perhaps the most annoying commercials and product in the world. A fucking BULLSHIT product, which makes false claims, but IDIOTS are lining up to buy it! The fucker who runs this company should be shot. He's a fucking con artist, playing on the insecurities of men. Guys... NOTHING will make you larger you FUCKING MORONS. Stop making these assholes rich selling snake oil!!! Fuck this company, fuck their product, and fuck all the saps who buy their BULLSHIT.

[michael9353]

whats that chicks name cuz shes fine

[WeirdEye]

So how does it work, without getting technical?

Well when the capsule is taken, you have the capsule. And it works with the pill, and you take the drink. Liquid is absorbed quicker. And.. when it... makes you bigger because of the capsule.

Is it just me, or does this doctor seem to know nothing about how the pill works?

[alexfanx]

He's probably a dentist or something.

[VancouverCanucks08]

whoes the super hot chick at the start?

[crazyman00]

Give me a break! Do they really expect us to believe that dude is a doctor?! He's holding up two penis enlargement aluminum cans that don't do jack! Seriously, get better actors that weren't pulled from the backlot of a porn studio.

[iponyou]

im thirsty now

[Oderus24]

Everywhere I go people recognize me for this XD

Are you bigger?

Omg comedy gold

[namezdagame]

is dat erin andrewss???

[jirdimaster]

Lol there is no way that kind of stuff works.

[dre4117]

Man I bet that stuff is nasty

[kiriny13]

well SOMEONE feels ackward talking about it... oi

[cybersalad]

I wonder what his doctorate is in. And where he got it. I'd like to buy one off of the same website he did.

That's probably his mom's back yard as a stand in for the Playboy Mansion.

[RedDaVincy]

@cybersalad You gotta admit at least that's a fucking nice backyard.

[wonderwoman27229]

"Without getting too technical, tell us what it does..." ROFLMAO !!

[SGWyoshi]

Rofl i love making fun of infomercials

[bezelthai]

Who would be caught dead drinking that in public?