WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA GUYS! Did... Chuck Norris just make up... his own fact? That when he was coming over there, he was gonna shave his beard with a rock to see if he did have a fist underneath it, but the rock begged for mercy, so he let him go."
That makes it like... the one commandment or something!!!
Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick is an illusion. He doesn't bring his left foot up to hit your face. His right foot rotates the earth to bring your face to his left foot.
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA GUYS! Did... Chuck Norris just make up... his own fact? That when he was coming over there, he was gonna shave his beard with a rock to see if he did have a fist underneath it, but the rock begged for mercy, so he let him go."
That makes it like... the one commandment or something!!!
WolfySnackrib666 2 months ago
"Hooah", "Rah" and "Oorah" are really just Chuck Norris's equivalent of dragon shouts, except no one, not even the Dragonborn can unlock their power.
WolfySnackrib666 2 months ago
"Was being awarded an honorary marine" Indistinct animal sounds ensues
roxxphatcox 3 months ago
Chuck Norris didn't have to travel all the way to Iraq, Iraq came to him.
sTrangEoWLReaLBatMan 6 months ago
Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick is an illusion. He doesn't bring his left foot up to hit your face. His right foot rotates the earth to bring your face to his left foot.
TheEXpothead 6 months ago
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TheEXpothead 6 months ago
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the 3 people who clicked dislike.
MaghonBarkley 7 months ago
LOL are you seriouss?? Chuck Norris.. hahahahahahahaha
fhsdkfh 8 months ago
were gonna win for sure.
DarkTmeplar1312 8 months ago
Good American man
taps1121 10 months ago 2
@taps1121 he really is. i have nothing but respect for him.
rawleyfa 10 months ago
people get the medal of chuck in stead of the medal of honor
branko2301 10 months ago
Blindrock that made me laugh so hard
Buffalobill12341 11 months ago
350astar after leaving that comment was never seen again
blindrock1 1 year ago
@blindrock1 rofl
rawleyfa 1 year ago
fuck you chuck norris you are bastard.childs killer
smile
350astar 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is the grand master of the army
Domas151 1 year ago
@Domas151 Except he's an Honorary Marine. Just saying.
rawleyfa 1 year ago
Chuck norris doesnt need nuke to end war.Nuke need chuck norris to end war
DARKSPARTEN119 1 year ago
I want to have his babies...
mattjb84 2 years ago
you actually can, he has the ability to impregnate anyone...
rawleyfa 2 years ago
chuck norris dosent get wet when he goes swimming
water gets chuck norris.
ririckyrickyracoon03 2 years ago
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter
jackyrecords 2 years ago