Ask the Reverend - Episode 1: Atheists

[dcordin]

Dear Reverend, My Girlfriend wont go down on me. No matter how many videos i show her of other girls doing it. How do I bend her to my will?

[arawriasky]

thumbs up for witty puns and obvious ironies

[SwordOfTheSpiritUK]

More bad press, yaaaaaay. :(

[raginstudios]

Does it help anyones belief that scientists proved that Jesus was real and did walk the earth etc , and people did actually write about him , but scientists still dont think hes the messiah.

This is fact. Does anyones belief strengthen from this a little bit ?

[Swenglish]

@raginstudios At the time, there were many preachers talking about salvation and claiming to be the messiah. Probably several who had more than twelve followers. Many were reported to have performed "miracles". Likely several were crucified for various reasons. Even if one of them was found to be named Yeshua, that still wouldn't make him any different from the rest of them. Also, the Jesus story bears many similarities to older myths from other faiths. Most likely Jesus is a mix of many tales.

[Ultstadt]

... Sexy Satan Coal Mining? Awesome

[Swenglish]

@Ultstadt Hm?

[Ultstadt]

@Swenglish I thought that's what he said for one of the two mailer's sign name. Sexy satan, coal mining.

[Swenglish]

@Ultstadt It was 'Matti "Sexy Satan" Kolehmainen'.

[Ultstadt]

@Swenglish oh... yeah that makes more sense. I thought it was a gay joke to insinuate that the atheist was gay. :D

[whitebreadgirlfriend]

This cracks me up!

[djschwarzberg]

Dearest Recerend,

I am a Protestant. You are a reverend and thus, are not. What is your opinion on the Great Schizm? Also, don't mock my misspelling. I have a sensetive ego, it's like a bananna. Easily brused.

Secondly, when will the world end? There have been many earthquackes (again, don't mind the spelling thing) of late. That is a sign that the world will soon come to an impending, grindding, noisy, excomunicative hault.

Untill next time, God bless.

[totoyamado]

@djschwarzberg SCHISM

[MechaGearValley]

The Reverend is AWESOME!!!!! XD

[DiamondbackCobra]

I hope nobody takes this as an actual veiw on christianity...

I'd be crying for them, instead of crying from laughter.

5*

[finch150]

Awesome

[bailey1231234]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[emonub]

so awesome!!

[AlohaJoe]

Those sinning atheists and their atheism! Grr!

[BabisHarall1]

Hehe good stuff as always, and I really find this type of humour amusing. I didn't really mind the pauses either, they kind of fit in here a bit as a sign that he's annoyed with these atheists. I look forward to the future episodes, keep up the good work :)

[ChuckyJesus666]

Great, but you need to tighten up the pauses.

[Swenglish]

I'd love to, but the only video editing program that works on this pile of junk is windows movie maker, which isn't exactly a great program for heavy cutting. But I'll try to keep it tighter in future episodes. Thank you for your feedback:)