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  • funny!

  • All religion is crap

  • I'm Christian but whenever a Jesusfreak or a creationist opens their mouth, I just want to go berserk!

  • Repulicrats = Demopubs. Same terrorist organization.

    The only Americans who are worthy of being called Americans are the ones who voted for Ralph Nader (or would have, if they were not held hostage in prison).

    A true patriotic American freedom-fighter and hero.

    Vote Green Party 2012!

  • Ha! Funny

  • i have one word to describe Sarah Palin: RETARD

  • Palin = Tool

    McCain = Older Tool

    Flintstones = Imaginary garbage from Hollywood perverts.

    Earth = Still only 6000 years old.

    nice try though.

  • @Laylow4now

    You're a tool for beleiving earth is 6000 years old.

  • @Laylow4now id laylow4now too if i was dumb enough to believe the earth is 6000 years old

  • 0:23 Wow fred great Fat Albert impression. LOL

  • Priceless absolutely priceless especially that y-ba-daba-daba-doo jesus died for you , give who ever made this an award.

  • this is crazy , and i guess who ever made it , is not a christian. but all christians do not believe this

  • Obama vs. Palin, that might just actually beat Kerry vs. Bush as the worst presidential choice we will ever have had.

  • Sarah Palin is the next Peggy Hill.

  • @shadowgirl9891 Peggy Hill is a Rhodes Scholar next to Palin.

  • @BenAliGtor Yeah true. Would it be surprising if they found the remains of a human skeleton inside a dinosaur? I guess, that would be the explanation if humans and dinosaurs coexisted.

  • I feel for you fools. You absorb and parrot this horseshit. They try to make Sarah look stupid, because they are deathly afraid of her. Why? Because she can destroy any dem on issues, with facts...things the dems can't handle. They did the same shit to Bush. What a dummy he was...record lows for unemployment...record tax revenues-from tax CUTS. I can't believe they are still trying to sell the lie(in the face of how many historical examples to the contrary?) that tax cuts create deficits.WAKE UP

  • @GrandFunker LOL, it amazes me that so many of you right wingers don't realize that Dems' greatest wish is that Palin runs in 2012.

    We were all celebrating when she was announced as McCain's running mate. Even your own peers knew that was the end of his campaign.

  • @fearguis Be careful what you wish for...you may get it. Without the McCain peeps getting in her way, she will be very dangerous to ignorant dems....just you wait. I don't care who she would run against. She would crush them. It's amazing to me just how dumb people are in this country. She's so dumb, yet she ran a city, then a state...she also raised a family and ran her own business. What has Obama done? Pretending to be a college professor for his radical buddies? Help dems brainwash Chicago?

  • @GrandFunker Yes yes yes! Be sure to rock the vote and make sure she gets the nomination. It will take a lot of you ignorant fucks to overcome the sane Republicans that are still left. !

  • @GrandFunker "They try to make Sarah look stupid."

    No. She does that quite well on her own.

  • @BenAliGtor Not as well as you apparently.

  • @GrandFunker really -dems pray for palin or bachmann to run- ps bush lost 2.1 million jobs in his last 6 months 780,000 in one month alone- bush tax cuts have resulted in a net loss of well over 4 million jobs when you count the 2.3 million lost under obama-the two wars cost us over a trillion - the tax cuts have increased the deficit and have not created jobs- under clinton we saw the greatest economic growth in 50 years with higher taxes- under the tax cuts wealth went upward only

  • @salvadory How did Bush lose anything? The economic collapse was triggered by two things. Neither one was Bush. In fact he capaigned on fixing one of the two problems. Do some reserach, then come back and tell me what those two things wre, and who was responsible. Tax cuts do not create defucuts. Spending does.

  • @GrandFunker deregulation caused the economic crisis-the housing bubble- watch the movie- inside job- clinton was part of the problem as well though he left us a surplus and the best job growth in 50 years- bushs two unpaid for wars- by the way first time in us history taxes went down during war with disastrous results- spending by bush was a record until obama -tax revenue decline indeed causes deficits- so said the gang of six- bipartisan repubs and dem report and the cbo report-

  • @GrandFunker bush lost 2.1 million jobs in 6 months-it took obama 2 and half years to hit that number- bush squandered the only surplus in 35 years- bush had two unpaid for wars and lowered taxes which economists said was economic suicide(including conservative economists) Bush spent more money than any president until obama took office- and most of obamas spending was continuing the bailouts and stimilus spending in an attempt to prevent a depression-clinton and bush sold us out thru nafta etc

  • Sarah thinks that The Flintstones is a documentary and Obama thinks there are 57 states.

  • @007ObiWan -

    0..0; What has the world come to?

  • This is niggardly. :D

  • Hahaha!

  • yaba daba do the country's going down the tubes thanks to you!!!

  • I heard that "The Creation Museum" in Kentucky commissioned this as one of their exhibit films.

  • @BenAliGtor LOL I KNOW RIGHT? HAHA!

  • Take a look at my group.NECHELLS GROUP on Facebook,plenty of pictures and videos.

  • @OaGuardian have you considered that he might have accidentally said 57 instead of 47?

  • Of COURSE it's satire.

    But there are fundies who actually believe that silly shit.

  • You guys do realize that she never actually said any of this stuff right?

    She said she thought God was the driving force behind evolution, not that dinosaurs and humans coexisted or that the Earth was 6000 years old.

    This rumor came from Matt Damon and some dingaling that said he heard Sarah Palin say it on his blog.

  • You all do realize that she never said dinosaurs and humans coexisted, OR that the earth is only 6000 years old right?

    She said she thought God was the driving force behind evolution.

    This came from some guy making fun of her on a blog and then Matt Damon repeated it on TV.

    I'll agree that I have no idea why people like her, but these "prosecute bush" people never have any real criticisms, they just repeat urban legends and make this crap up.

  • Hay...she can be right!! Maybe it's time creationism be brought back into our schools.

  • If they're going to make fun of someone's intellect, they should at least get their facts straight, or risk looking like Fools.

    Mammoth's are not dinosaur's, but they did exist at the same time as human's.

    Human's even played a part in their extinction.

    I mean come on you stupid Liberal Fucktards, a grade 4 kid knows better.

  • she makes a hot wilma

  • what a professional head job, Opra!

  • more fool you too

  • suck a big one

  • Hey ha do dat in the hood da do me too da man obama

  • I'd like to fuck Sarah Palin in her tight Republican pussy and then feed her to a T. Rex..........she is dumber than dogshit but still a hot piece of ass.

  • hunkola- You are gleaming jewel of stupidity and wouldnt know th etruth if it walked up and slapped you in your silly face.

    Till you get some common sense you are better of keeping that cock holster you call a mouth shut so you dont vomit anymore of that wonderful "intellect" of yours.

    You worthless sack of sifted shit.

  • It's a good thing dinosaurs aren't still around. Sarah would be feeding them with blacks, gays and unwed teenage mothers.

  • She needs to stop having sex with Dinosaurs. Especially Dino!

  • HAY HAY HAY, it's faaaaaaaaaat Fred !!!

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  • Of course they are co-exsist .... in the Palin family!!

  • Funny, but i hoped for a little more substance. No big - plenty of documentation she really believe such nonsense.

  • mm, actually there isn't.

    She never actually said any of this stuff, it's an urban legend.

    This is kind of like the "glenn beck raped a girl" stuff. Someone just said it in a blog because they thought it was funny and people think it actually happened because they don't fact check anything anymore.

  • She's a young earth Creationists and apart of their beliefs are the man and dinosaurs co-existed. Yes, this is actually true and you are wrong. I don't know who you're trying to stick up for . . .

  • @SanguineBullet667 Who did she say this to? Where is the audio or the news outlet putting that out?

  • @SanguineBullet667

    Dinosaurs ruled the earth for 160 million years. How does that fit your theory?

  • hahaha...fred flintstone sounds more like fat albert

  • Yabadabadoo, Jesus died for you! XD

  • Kids: Silly Rabbit Trix are for kids.

    Trix Rabbit: But Sarah Palin is eating them.

    Kids: Exactly!

  • OMG!!!

    That is toooooo funny!!!

    LMFAO!!!

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  • LAWL LAWL LAWL

  • ya ba daba doo jesus died for u!!

  • lmao

  • Even if you guys don't agree, thank God for some intelligent comments, FINALLY!! Have you read some of the other message boards on here??? OH MY SHIT-TAKE MUSHROOMS!

  • Y-ba-daba-daba-doo! Jesus died for you!

    xD

  • i like pie

  • i like cool hwhip

  • ROFLMAO!

  • what does roflmao stand for?

  • rolling on (the) floor, laughing my ass off.

    The T is optional, ie, rotflmao

  • oh dear god, if humans and dinosaurs had coexisted the humans would have died off shortly -.-

  • THANK GOD McCain/ Palin didn't win the election.

    Sorry but... that is just plan out dumb. Dinosaur and Humans co-existed. It dose make me think of that cartoon show.

  • And you conservative nazis are indeed the moral compass for the world! Kill those who dont look and think like us. They are different. We dont like that.

    Whatever douche bag. Take your anti-obama bs somewhere else

  • That was to memory of twilighty btw. Dont know why its not below that comment

  • @NimraukoGalendel uh have you seen how awful obama is doing?? you are clueless... absolutely clueless

  • @Tyler50BMG That the mess to clean up after the past eight years fro Bush the retard. Everything Bush ever touched turned to ...................

  • @MrJohnnyrace Oh yah retreat and blame bush you sir are a typical leftwing lunatic.

  • @Tyler50BMG Nobody can deny, Bush has screwed up everything he has ever done. He has ALWAYS failed in life.

  • @MrJohnnyrace oh yah thats why he had gas down below 2 bucks. your fuckin stupid. he also moved troops in to the middle east. which is one of the most needed stands in a long time.

  • @Tyler50BMG You Sir are an imbred.

  • @MrJohnnyrace oooh good one. thats so fresh. what did you hear that one from lary king. the lowest of the low?

  • @MrJohnnyrace and Bush if you ask me has done way better than obama that stupid porch nigger.

  • @Tyler50BMG you say things like porch nigger and expect to be taken seriously? I'm so glad that conservatives are America's morale compass. 

  • @reru444 are you kidding me?! that guy earliers "morale compass" was so fucked ill be surprised if he could find his way to the fucking bathroom. besides i dont feel like wasting my time informing you. you will never get the message. goodbye you ignorant liberal communist cummsucking obama whore.

  • @MrJohnnyrace i would also like to add that Obama has done the same

  • @Tyler50BMG Not at all. I calls it as I seez it. Dem. or Rep.

  • @MrJohnnyrace Atleast Obama has a brain. No need to go to the wizard.

  • @NimraukoGalendel Thanks. I'm happy to see that I'm not the only person who can tell that the Republicants hate every one that doesn't look like them nor think like them. The pricks.

  • Your the immoral one u F'ing ass,

  • thank you america for voting obama ,who the fuck knows where we would be if you voted palin and the old guy

  • We in the civilised world would have had a great laugh at America.

  • then its creationism in schools

  • @letmein9001 Yeah... things aren't a lot better with Obama.

  • @letmein9001 LOL dumbass. Either president same result. presidents dont even make a diffrence. Learn how the government is ran

  • @letmein9001 Even though Obama isnt that great either.

  • @Vberg56 Yeah, we didn't get much of a choice in 2008, and if Palin runs in 2012 it'll be the same deal...

    Either we get a ditzy follower of bastardized prehistoric Jewish superstitions (Palin) OR we get a pigheaded adherent of discredited 1930's Marxist superstitions (Obama.) Both suck equally bad, sort of like that ice cream parlor in Mexico I visited a few years ago which served only two flavors (chocolate, vanilla) and the ice cream was old and gummy to boot.

  • @letmein9001 HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH­A

  • @letmein9001 LOL changed your tone yet?! He is fucking stupid!

  • Palin is hotter than Wilma. lol Nice vid

  • u guys r so dumb they did u fools

  • Hot Pattie Sarah Palin & Her dinosaur fetish???????????.

  • dumb bitch

  • A crocodile is any species belonging to the family Crocodylidae (They are an ancient lineage, and are believed to have changed little since the time of the dinosaurs. They are believed to be 200 million years old whereas dinosaurs became extinct 65 million years ago; crocodiles survived great extinction events

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  • thats great. thanks for sharing that with us.

  • Fred sounded more like Fat Albert.

  • Hey, hey, hey!

  • LOL

  • I remember like yesterday .. when our family in 1961 (i think) watched for the first time .. the Flintstones. When I went back into school Ms. Etheridge (who btw looked, believed, and thought just like Sarah Palin), was apalled that I watched The Flintstones. She said that dinosaurs and cave(wo)men were not in the Bible. .. I am charmed that almost 50 years later, someone like Ms. Etheridge finally was able to incorporate The Flintstones into their world view .. Her belief is idiosyncratic.

  • Yabba-dab-doo, Jesus died for you... Ha-ha! Sad thing about Palin is that she really is this stupid.

  • don't laugh, do you really want another bush? even though Obama is from hollywood, he's gonna be a better president than John Mccain will ever be

  • yaba daba doo jesus diead for you! LOL

  • And just in case there are doubts as to the credibility of my claim, on YouTube there is a video called "CNN defends Palin from false rumors" where the info can be verified. But I guess the silly cartoon couldn't have been done without the lies...LOLOL.

  • I love it when false rumors are blindly believed and put in cartoon form. LOL

  • God is reading all your comments...and She is really getting pissed.

  • as much i doubt god exits and therefore wouldn't be reading these comments or getting pissed about them im gald you called god a she, the male pronoun is used way too much on something that is suposed yto be genderless.

  • does she have PMS? Yabba dabba do! jesus died for you! Hilarious, but he sounds more like fat albert when he says that than ff

  • This is really horrible.

    A video that was put out to entertain and provide humor has turned into a gaint debate over God's exsistance.

    Everyone has their own beliefs, none are wrong and none are right. As long as you are happy with what you believe and you stick to that belief, then I don't see the problem.

    Please stop fighting over such a diverse topic on a video like this.

  • sorry, posted in wrong place. This is meant for the anti-common sense comment "ape-men" comment below. Pleeaaase...ape men?? You belong in the cartoon.

  • Fred sort of sounds like Fat Albert

  • I was hoping that headz up had things to poke fun at Obama/ Biden, But now i see there just bias.....

    Dont get me wrong i support Obama, but there are alot of things that we can make fun of him about.... :) ITs all good fun right???

  • Oh that is fucking brilliant!!!! HAHAHA!!!

  • I hope McCain/Palin loses, and if they do win I seriously hope this isn't true. I can't stand any more of these puke-gutted creationist morons running my nation.

  • Amen to that! Obama/Biden '08!!!!!!!!

  • This one wasn't so funny, but it shows how dumb Palin is. =P

  • this 1 is mah fave. yabba dabba doo! jesus died 4 u!!! *_* hysterical...

  • I love Jesus and so should you. I love the Flintstones; so what if dinosaurs and man co-existed we can't really say. I don't think they did; however we really can't say.

  • People need to read this scripture from the Bible; Genesis 1:28 states, "God said unto them (Adam and Eve) Be fruitful and REplinish (recreate) the earth." So who's to say that dinosaurs and man didn't co-exist. With that being said I don't think Adam and Eve were the first two people ever.

  • umm, radio carbon dating says so! im amazed how u can see UNDENIABLE, IMPERICAL evidence that says dinosaurs died millions of yrs ago, and STILL believe that! radio carbon dating is not debatable, it absolutely PROVES how long a carbon based substance has been dead. let me guess, u think "the dumb scientists, with 'books' , 'knowledge' and 'ivy league degrees' think they know more than a priest." ur soo ignorant. prolly racist too. read a book other than the bible and u might learn SOMEthing!

  • I think my pastor knows more about the bible and the scientists knows more about science, overall I would say scientists know more. I am not rascist and i am very offened you would say that. I think Colin Powell and Condi Rice would make great presidents.

  • Scientists may 'know' more data, but how do they use it? What is their world view about that data? So often, the come to hard facts with an a priori belief that their is no God. So, no matter what the evidence says, they aren't going to believe. These site are often dominated by those who basically worship the scientists, but they are just fallible people. They make mistakes, and sometimes come to very wrong conclusions because of a wrong assumption.

  • The bible was written also by fallible people, storytellers and troublemakers. They made mistakes, and the bible was revised over and over, by people who also made mistakes.

  • you are a fool and there is no helping you science is the truth but its your double edge sword when it agrees with you its right when it doesnt then its wrong math is the truth you are the fool

  • I didnt say I didnt believe science; but I don't believe everything, I don't think we evolved from monkeys.

  • well we came from scum off the ocean. but your feelings say no so your feelings control you . just keep on spreading lies and wars and most of all the hate for truth

  • Adam & Eve WERE the first two people, as the science of DNA indicates. The mitochondrial DNA can be traced through the female back to one female ancestress, called "Mitochondrial Eve."

  • Yes, and the mitochondrial Eve existed tens of thousands of years ago. Yet again science kicks gods ass and proves that the bible and idiots like Palin believe in young earth are just retarded.

  • You know, stupid statements and personal attacks are all you have to go on? Their calculations were incorrect and they actually came up with about 6,000 years ago for Mitochondrial Eve. They EVEn called her the Bible name! But, you can remain ignorant if you wish. That's your right.

  • After a two second Wikipedia search, I found this about Mitochondrial Eve: She is believed to have lived about 140,000 years ago in what is now Ethiopia, Kenya or Tanzania.

    You may find a few crackpots saying otherwise, but that is the position of science. ALL evidence, except for the stupid old bible which also says garbage like to stone disobedient children, points to an earth billions of years old. If you are so anti science, throw you computer out the window. Again, god loses to science!

  • Dinosaurs lived 65 million years ago, if you think its close to 6000 then maybe you are the ignorant and you should go back to school.

    Its not a personal attack btw. personnal would have to regard her private life. This regards her knowledge and education. As a foreigner, I hope an uneducated, totally stupid woman doesn't get the biggest power in the world within her grasp !

  • Evolutionary concepts (such as a "millions of years" time frame) has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with education. The hypothetical time frame is a world view about the past, corroborated with NO OTHER history!!! Ape-men do not exist and there is NOT ONE SHRED of evidence they ever did. ALL that is CALLED evidence of past "apeman" has been proven fraudulent (e.g. "Nebraska Man") OR something else, or there is ANOTHER way to view that evidence.

  • Saying she is stupid is not a personnal attack, its a conclusion based on facts.

    Stupidity is bound to ignorance, Sarah Palin IS ignorant.

    its been proved scientifically that Dinosaurs are 65 million years old...Have you ever heard of Carbon14? Palin did not expose her point of view, she exposed herself, because she doesn't know shit, she said 6000 years because she just knew it was a long time ago...

  • Ok then, you're STUPID to believe everything that BIASED humans (we're all biased), scientists tell you. IT IS A PROVEN fact that there are WILD dates shown by the dating methods. Guess what? THEY DON'T PUBLISH THOSE DATES!! (They conflict with their pre-determined view. If they published them, it would make them look bad in front of ignorant people like you who take ALL they say as rock-solid fact!) Btw, cursing reveals your stupidity (Remember, you said that's not a "personal attack.")

  • SO I guess that makes all scientists stupid huh? and since we are all taught science and biology and history at school from what science has established that makes us all biased and stupid right? So you are with Palin the only sane person and we are all stupid and biased...you are a true Palin supporter :) or perhaps are you Sarah Palin herself...not sure indeed what type of science they teach very far upnorth in Alaska :D

  • NO. Scientists are not "stupid" as in unintelligent. In fact, many scientists are creation scientists. However, intelligence doesn't mean they are right. Many intelligent people have a predisposition against God. History has nothing to do with evolutionary concepts ("millions of years," dino-to-bird, ape-to-man, etc.).

  • ahhhhh we finally get to it, you think god created dinosaurs so you reject scientific proofs...OMG you really ARE Sarah Palin !

    Well, just tell yourself god made dinosaurs 65 M years ago just like he made you stupid...

  • Of COURSE there's a God. Where do you think the intricate design in the entre universe came from anyway...an explosion? Don't you know that explosions mess things up? Ok. Just tell yourself that a Big Bang explosion made all of the fancy design we see in the universe, and one day when you die you'll meet your Maker in judgment. What will you say to Him if He asks you why you didn't believe He exists?

  • hahaha everyone point and laugh at cfmmrjeff :D

    "daaaa the explosions only mess things up, goo goo ga ga"

  • I guess I just don't give a shit because I don't believe in god and if you had brains you would tolerate that and not throw your religious speech at me...I do think there is a superior entity, something out there but whatever it is, "judgment" or "purgatory" are just concepts proper to humans, and all that stuff about god you make up is just to make you feel better because of how small and vain you are...

  • Damn, I really hate religious assholes like you!

  • Good call on the sarcasm, knock that non religious nut down a peg. I mean, who couldnt believe in the bible? talking snakes, 1 boat for all, O' n the water to wine thing is awesome. whats not to believe?..wait..none of these things are possible? well good thing we've got faith, right? that cleats up EVERYTHING

  • Yabba dabba doo..You're a fucking idiot too!

  • You apparently do NOT know what a "personal attack" is. You called her "stupid." That IS a personal attack!!! And "millions of years" is based solely upon hypothetical views about things we see today...starlight, fossils, rock layers, canyons. Earthly phenomena like these can easily be explained within the context of the global Flood. The space phenomena are another story... BUT such a time frame is a VIEW ABOUT the evidence, NOT hard evidence.

  • i have to say, i agree with mister blague. If "god" created the universe, who created him? And don't play that card "he created himself" because that doesn't make sense.

  • Where does "love" come from, or "evil"? Do you recognize that these concepts exist, or do you think they exist solely in the realm of science (observeable, testable, or repeatable). Can we 'see' love or evil? No. Likewise, we cannot 'see' the wind, but the results of it. We also cannot see God, but this does NOT mean He doesn't exist. We can see the results of His works...His design demands that there was a Designer, One that had no beginning or ending.

  • i hate to burst your bubble, but you still haven't answered my question. Sure, you may have come up with a very intellectual comment, but it hasn't answered my question: Who created god?

  • I hate to burst yours, but you need to use your God-given brain a bit and realize that there are some things outside of our understanding...like GOD.  In other words, humans are finite, and designed. The design in the entire universe HAD to come from somewhere. Where? What is the ultimate? Or WHO? A painting doesn't just explode into existence!

  • hmm... you present a very valid point there... But isn't all this a little overblown for such a small little comedic video? I say we quit arguing and leave this topic alone.

  • Sorry Mitochondrial Eve is between 150,000 and 240,000 years old. not 6000, lol, that is funny.

  • The reply one could give to that is that the metod of dating is not valid since everyo ne knows that radiometic decay is not constant(of course we forget that that is taken into account when doing the dating:D).

  • so i cant date radiometrically? how am i supposed to find my soul mate?

  • Yes, we can. Go to Job 41 & 42 and see what God told Job ("Behold now behemoth...").

  • xDD

  • that was amazing

  • Man... I was all set to vote 3rd party... but now seeing this stupid video.. I may have to vote for McCain/Palin. Thanks a lot!