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[nejihyuga901]

I went out with this really skinny pale girl a year or so back, total edward fanatic, she was really weird and anti social, pretend to ignore me by turning the other way, she dumped me after 4 days aparently i acted vampire like...because i only slept at 6 a.m, got up at 3 p.m at weekends, i was pale, quiet, gentlemen like but not a vampire, i recon i didn't make the cut

[lndie1957]

Fucken TRUE!!!

[eriiii0chan]

dude i heard about that in class!!

[thorntonanarchy]

lol the vampire thing is true, i got a question, if a vampire doesnt have running blood, how do they get a boner?? i mean wtf?

[thenickshift]

i think in the twilight universe the blood runs its just a condition as future events would be rather unlikely.

[minoreducation]

I love that sight!

[GamerGuitarer]

wow, the breakup card, that guy was fucking retarded,

and what IS the deal with twilight, i saw the movie w/ my gf, even SHE thought it was stupid

oh, and that insest fantasy story... wow, that's just... wah!?

[mastermagic100]

fingering my willy iiiw

[hoho207]

ya good site i found it about a year ago

[Xelothen16]

"...Screamed Brittany at the top of his lungs. ..My name isn't Brittany. That's his sister."

That had to be my favorite lol.

And glad to see you back. Looking better. =)

[donnajos]

thats funny about the breakup card!

[bucsyo]

that site is fuckin OLD

[Awesomeblack1]

you know you're awesome ^^

[studentoflife01]

Stupid Girls wanting vampires. lol

[floraB3316]

im glad your back! haircut looks great!

[chichzed]

You are looking pretty better...;)