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  • This is fake. Glenn Beck said this about the Japanese tsunami.

  • May God's message is, "Glen Beck, stop being a pompous ass!"

  • Brilliant!

  • You know these segments are satire the Beck clip was from his comments after the Japan earthquake and tsunami.

  • LOL

  • Alabama is a wonderful place.That is why they write so many songs about her

  • haarp

  • Abraham tried to get God to spare Sodom and Gomorrah. Abraham thought it wasn't right to kill the good ones. God said, ok Abe, if I can find 10 good righteous ones I'll spare the city. God found only 6. Sorry Abe, they'll all burn. The 6 must have said, WTF? We did the right thing. Just because you couldn't find another 4 we have to fry? You know that God, he's a wild and crazy guy.

    Absolutely bizarre people believe this stuff and then use it to control others.

  • @badgeless Crazy stuff indeed. God said to Abraham "kill me your son." . Abe said "God you must be putting me on". . God said "no". Abe said "what". . God said "you can do what you wanna do, but . . . . next time you see me coming you better run." . Abe said "where you want this killin' done?". . God said "out on Highway 51." . - Bob Dylan
  • When did glen beck become the publicist for the "Magic Sky Daddy."

  • Oh please! We know it's all the gays' fault! Plain and simple. If it weren't for all those gays in the South getting married....oh wait....

    I know people like to praise Abe Lincoln for insisting on doing everything within his power to "keep the Union together"......well, I think it's time we face the fact that many of us believe that Lincoln was wrong! He should have allowed the South to secede.

  • While I absolutely hate fox news and Glen Beck, the audio clip in this video from Glen Beck is NOT about the tornadoes. He said that bit about God/Guya and the victims not doing something right in response to the Japan earthquake/tsunami. While it's equally stupid and offensive for him to say this whether it's about the Japanese disaster or the American one, it's still dishonest to lie and pretend the audio was about the tornadoes.

  • @Octoschizare yes this was a joke the author of this video pasted this together as a joke to point out the irony of Beck saying god is punishing Japan which is a rather secular nation yet we have tornadoes that killed several hundred in Alabama which is extremely non secular

  • @wspol624 Glenn Becks continued existence is pretty good proof that there is no God.

  • @papersplease Actually, if it's Yahweh, then this is just the kind of shit He would pull. I can imagine him personally crafting Glenn Beck, and going "wait till they get a load of THIS shit!"

  • Maybe Glenn is right. Maybe there is a god or gods...and they're fed up with Christian fucktards pretending to work for them.

  • lame

  • Seriously: Glenn Beck is kinda cute. I think I'd like to fuck him real good.

  • Oh, c'mon! It's not God, it's Allah. Everyone wants to claim their God did it.Terrible when Gods don't wear uniforms and obide by the "rules of war", isn't it? How the hell can you tell which God is doing what? First "9-11", then "shock and Aww", then "Atlas Shrugged" (economic collapse), now "Blow, Glow, and Flow". (I'm presuming the flooding, and wildfires will figure into this, too.)

  • How about those of us that don't call it "Gaia" or "Jesus" or any other god. We call it the laws of physics.

  • Glen Beck is right and YouTube is of the devil.

    ....The Power of Christ propels you...

  • Maybe they should rename it to tea baggers alley...

  • Very funny video. I thought that audio of Glenn Beck was stated for the tsunami in Japan. Regardless, if that is what he believes, then it, obviously, can be used for ALL "natural" "disasters". Isn't god a hoot?

  • I've been making jokes all weak that Pat Robertson that the Alabama tornadoes was a punishment from God for all the creationists lying for Jesus.

    More proof of Poe's law.

  • @HConstantine

    that should be: I've been making jokes all weak that Pat Robertson announced that the Alabama tornadoes was a punishment from God for all the creationists lying for Jesus.

    More proof of Poe's law.

  • beck is nuttier then squirrel shit.

  • If natural weather was punishment from an invisible man in the sky...

    ...than it would be logical for people like Glen Beck to be sucked up by these tornadoes.

    Maybe if we're lucky, he'll be struck by lightning.

    I know people have prayed for that.

  • ...divine retribution...wind of change from the Libyan Desert الصحراء ال...

  • Glen Beck.... what a complete idiot.

  • _Tornado = whirlwind. ` Knowest thou the ordinances of heaven? canst thou set the dominion thereof in the earth?_

  • LOL, I was gonna say that Mother Nature did a driveby on y'all down south because you're always gunnin your big pickup trucks...

    And Beck is still an asshole and needs to shut up and/or die.

  • I've been waiting to see this headline with Pat Robertson, not this dumbass.

    Was it Tuscaloosa where the tornado dodged a university campus? This god would sure as hell not do that.

  • you should be ashamed of yourself for the god piece you put on there. your gonna go to hell

  • @a4j2e0 You should be ashamed of yourself for wasting the brain that God gave you believing in Bronze Aged desert fairy tales written by goat herders with know knowledge of modern science.

  • Please stop the lies I can see right through them

  • Why would lie like this, clearly you're a mole, I guess you would nit realize some of us are smarter then you think. This was not in response to Alabama but to the tragedy that happen in Japan

  • Beck = ultimate asshole

  • Why would you parody Glen Beck when there is so much legitimate material?

    :P

  • glenn beck is such a douche

  • Love how he tacks on, "I'm just sayin'" at the end. This is known as a thought-terminating cliche.

    How convenient that god's tornadoes show up in areas that have always been susceptible to tornadoes. I suppose California will get an earthquake.

    Beck should shut his retarded, superstitious trap.

  • I thought this guy quit already? or did he quit TV to do radio?

  • LOL! It's amazing what some people feel is God taking action... I wonder if he has any specific ideas what 'stuff we're doing wrong'... probably. It's a good thing we have people like him around to tell us the mind of God. Clearly, there are some who 'pick up that station' while others can't. :/

  • Thats not even glenn beck's voice....dumb

  • Its HAARP .....oh and there is more to come,, Yellowstone parks super volcano will be the icing on the cake....

  • @PresidentObamanation When the Yellowstone supervolcano erupts is beyond our control. Humans do not have the power to influence earthquakes or volcanoes, these are the result of unimaginably powerful forces thousands of miles within the Earth, which mankind has not yet developed the technology to control. The only thing humans have the power to do is plan for the eventuality.

  • @yerk3 Herd on a vid I think it was beliversunderground 1-5 radio interview India was thinking of trying to blow volcanoes to ease pressure on plates in there area. Have a look.

  • @yerk3 thanks for that very sobering information.

  • Glen Beck should be thanking God that we no longer throw people like him into padded cells to rot anymore.

  • @DoctorKandosii Or horribly tortured to death in some primitive exorcism ritual.

  • @DoctorKandosii Yes. Now they are in Fox News...

  • @DoctorKandosii Yeah, that's what privately owned prisons are for.

  • @DoctorKandosii You should be thankful we don't send propagandists to Siberia... sometimes I think the Russians had the right idea.

  • @wheelzz023 Why am I a 'propagandist'?

  • I was going to respond but I don't want to waste another second of my time

  • if Tornadoes are punishment from God then God has a schedule because he tend to create tornadoes during tornadoes season and only hit areas in tornado alley which is the states of the Bible belt weird huh?.

  • I hope Glen Beck is tied to the top of a telephone pole during the next major tornado outbreak.

  • @montrealwatcher To be honest I`m a Christian, and even quantum physicists are admitting the idea of ``the Conscience`` behind the big bang. But that is not the case, I despise people like Beck or Limbaugh, laughing at the suffering of innocent people, saying they are paying for their sins, etc,

    Those fat bastards are dirty sinner themselves, gluttons, greedy, heartless hypocrites!

  • beck was talking about japan way to act like a quotemining douche glen beck says enough fuckwittery to not have to make shit up way to go idiot

  • @acewizhyde I think the point is to show how assinine that kind of statement is no matter who it is the target.

  • its punishment for their corrupt football programs

  • I kinda have a problem with this video because Beck was talking about Japan not Alabama. This is why ppl don't trust anyone. Please don't act like Fox.

  • Alabama is one of the most stupidly religious states I've had the misfortune to live in. So Beck shouldn't be so quick to insult his supporters

  • @ForgorenWolf Worse part is they will agree with him

  • @ForgorenWolf Thanks for the prejudicial lumping of everyone together based on a happy accident of geography. I've happened to live in AL for 30 years and also happen to recognize that Glenn Beck is a class-A prick. Some of us have brains like that. We recognized individuals for their individual prickishness based on their words and actions, be they radio/TV broadcasts or YouTube comments.

  • @theBarefoot Yeah I guess it was rather an asshole comment on my part. Sorry (i just had a very bad experience in that state)

  • @ForgorenWolf It's not so much that you made the comment, but 25 other people click "thumbs up" that pissed me off. No moisture. There's always Mississippi to make fun of.

  • One would think that God would drop a twister on San Francisco or a meteorite on Las Vegas, not in backwood mississippi and al-ah-bam-ah

  • @gooyzit very true

  • Fuck glenn beck,im from huntsville and lookin at this shit breaks my heart,im sick of people asking why when shit like this happens instead of askin what they can do to help,A holes.

  • What I would like to see is Ten of My Brothers from Alabama CUM on glen the Pecker Heads Face right after his Little Circus Act on the Radio Show and let's get somebody with a really Great Cam to Vid it...Make My Day for this PRICK...

  • So, what about before humans, with all our "sinful" behaviors, inhabited the earth? Would people like Glen Beck suggest that there were no tornados, earthquakes or other massively destructive natural occurances? If not, then what did the animals of the planet do to provoke such vengeance? Do they sin as well? Oh, wait, I forgot we're dealing with people who propose that human beings, as we are today, walked side by side with dinosaurs. Nevermind.

  • Glenn peck is a horrible comedian that deserves to get his ass kicked in the worst way possible.

  • call it HAARP and Illuminati!

  • Las Vegas never gets disasters like this, and it's the city of sin.

  • @Rahab111222 good point!

  • Bro Noticed you have many subbs please expose the truth about the new madrid fault line

    please watch this video and re-upload it to warn other about haarp and how the water will break the fault line

    iv made the video showing all the clues and iv connect all the dots witch will be noticed reallly easy they going to break the america in 2

    in may or abit after may but defo 100% this year its coming

    youtube.com/watch?v=U9JZGxzFmc­A

    god bless

  • Glenn Beck needs to lick deez nuts after I show him what a tea bag really is.

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  • In response to SO MANY of these comments, I have this to say (or do):

    *facepalm*

  • Someone should shoot Glenn Beck. Seriously he needs a good kick in the ass.

  • @vfIskullangel

    Glen Beck and Rev Wright both claimed that God is taking revenge on the people,..Beck on Japan, Wright on 9/11 attacks, remember that or do u have selective hearing??

    seeing as how Pres Obowma sat and listened to Wright's stupid preachings, he too should get a good kick to his ass, right??, hahaha Checkmate!!

  • @genie0390 Nice try. :)

  • Glenn better watch his back. Could be a nasty wind in his future. Oh wait, that's just gas from his rectum that has made it's way to his mouth AGAIN.

  • even if ive never heard of Beck or any of his "work" before----this alone would make me lose any potential respect he may have been able to conjure from me----any person in anytime at any place who says a disaster was a result of god's wrath---is a fucking child

  • fuck glenn beck!

  • Glenn Beck is right and all the Red Neck Republicans are receiving the wrath of their imaginary god. Ops, I am taking that out of context.

  • Do these talking head try to say ignorant things or does it come from just a multitude of words. lol

  • i think its prob because god is finally pissed at the republicans and ha bisky upload i enjoy the cockandbull

  • HAARP

    Scalar

    Tesla

  • Glen Beck does sound insane. I'm just sayin'.

  • Satire folks. It's supposed to be funny. Mocking The Lord is easy Davis. Not really funny IMO, but easy to do. Each and every believer is an individual, yet we all seem to be equally moronic in your opinion. I am grateful to have God in my life. I am also a fan of your work the majority of the time. Anywayzzz....

  • @dunskie I am definitely not a fan of Glen Beck BTW. Just to be clear.

  • Why does everyone think that god has anything to say to us? He has other things to do to, ya know, like keeping the fucking universe going, making new worlds, all that other stuff that gods do (i don't know what that is, but i think y'all get my point.)

  • @shizbie93

    I think that you are wise!I agree with everything you have said.Sadly many people have done terrible things in the name of God.I believe that these people will be the ones that will say Lord and the Lord will say that He knew them not.My personal belief is that the church needs to clean up it's act.Many people are tired of so many denominations.We are to be united.The church is not a building or a denomination.The church is the people.We are not to be a part of this world.

  • Hey, No Cure for That, nice job taking the quote out of context. Glenn Beck is an idiot, but he made this statement during the Japan disaster. Fix it.

  • Tbh if god were real, it obviously doesn't give a shit. Humans are so conceited.

  • @shizbie93 Lol!!!

  • You know you were wrong for that dontcha?...but I aint gonna say shit though....lol

  • What God does is God's business!My guess would be that God might be shaking up the bible belt.I have a friend that lives in North Carolina.She feels that the USA is no longer a Christian nation.Maybe God is shaking up the Lukewarm Christians.Then again if that is the case then there should be lots of storms in Canada.God should be very angry at Canada for allowing gay marriages.We should be having lots of storms and natural disasters.

  • @shizbie93 hey dude are you trying to start a religeous debate??? (not that i want to take part.)

  • oh my god beck you fucking retard...... god does not cause tornadoes THE WEATHER DOES!!!!

  • HAARP

  • HAARP

  • @pbotas Just shove the "HAARP" shit. There are bigger issues at hand than your bullshit conspiracy theories.

  • LOL Dennis... Hitler was created by the Roman Catholic Church, who you correctly identify as having nothing to do with God.

  • HERE LET ME STEAL YOUR MONEY, BECAUSE MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE CAUGHt ON FIRE AND HE NEEDS HELP

    FUCK BIG GOVERNMENT

  • can you just have one vid where you don't promote your agenda....ppl lost their lives man...be the bigger person.

  • LOL Funny! I no longer worry about what Beck has to say, as I expect his voice will fade into obscurity very very soon....

  • Anyone who says its punishment from god for any disaster is always a prick.

  • What if this IS actually a punishment from God? Is there a possibility that that can be?

  • @bendlor no

  • @bendlor No. None.

  • @tommy605 What makes you say that?

  • @bendlor First, I don't believe in God. Second, we know how weather conditions happen, What causes tornadoes, hurricanes, tsunamis, etc, and God isn't one of the reasons.

    It's faulty thinking to believe that IF there was a god, that he would target one group, one location, to show his anger with and punish them, over say a tyrannical government who is starving their people and keeping them impoverished.

    If that's what god does, then keep him. He's useless.

  • THE SOUTH MUST RISE AGAIN! HAARP IS CAUSING THESE DISASTERS!

  • @cantore35 Well, the south is rising again -- look that house over there just rose up...and that one over there...and....

  • God sent the storms to punish the nation for allowing Fox news to drop Glenn Beck

  • what a god damned dumb fucking piece of shit.

  • God's pissed because the NFL hasn't reached a deal yet.

  • correct this asap

  • Punishment from Haarp

  • @Run3scaped maybe

  • Radar 26:10 "Shit happenth."

  • Beck is on drugs...or is still drinking...I think he's still drinking...

  • This happened only because PS3-Network aint workin....

  • Glenn Beck is the real punishment from god.

  • If the tornado's swept through San Francisco, then I would think of it as punishment from a higher power : )

  • Why isn't Beck's head on a stick lining my driveway with the other imbecile heads ?

  • Lmao. Some retards just shouldn't be allowed to live. I mean illegitimate retards, like Glenn.

  • Very misleading video.

  • Glenn(Goofy) Beck is probably leaving Fox so that he will have more time to set up his revival tent and preach about God's will.

  • Glenn Beck is a punishmnet from God.

  • What the fuck kind of Mormon is Glenn Beck - he sounds a lot more like a fundamentalist Baptist type than a Mormon

  • I take it Glenn Beck is the right wing chap? :P who's the left wing equivalent?

  • Whether you call it wrong or good, my trench club will meet your dome one day Beck.

  • yeah its punishment from god for fucking your cousins.

  • Isn't this old as fuck?

  • @Manyhigh this guy is just trying to trick people, those glen beck comments were directed to the japan earthquake victims and not the tornado victims

  • Couldn't god come up with anything a little more creative than violent storm systems? Like, tornadoes made of fire. Or tornadoes made of ... locusts or something?

    He has to make it wind and debris?

    Churchies make me laugh (at them).

  • God is busy with other worlds, apparently he forgot he created earth.

  • Misleading but funny.

  • What an A-Hole!

  • Nice disaster juxtaposition! I hate to laugh at other people's misfortune, but hey, GB's doing it, so I guess we can join in. Great God quote, too!

  • Nothing like the savages fearing the thunder god. Thor is pissed.

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  • you forgot the intro so looks like some people are taking it serious

  • Apparently the Great Tribulation will end on May 21st...

  • Oh my. The first fuck up i found in No cure for that.

    Beck said that at the japan disaster. Not the Alabama tornado.

    I think you guys had a little fuck up. Please correct it.

  • @LordOfTheObvious This channel is a spoof. You didn't catch that with the commentary directly from god?

  • @bamboo4tameshigiri Is that so? I don't see anything to point to it being a spoof.

    If there is then please show it to me. (IE please post a link)

    And about the god. Which one\s?

  • @LordOfTheObvious I think one tip that this is a spoof is the Press Release FROM GOD!. I'm no detective or anything, but that seems like a tip off, no?

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  • @LordOfTheObvious You are aware that this is a joke channel right? As in it is for teh lulz?

  • @LordOfTheObvious that's the point, Lord of the Obvious. Beck would NEVER say this about the conservative south, that their suffering was the will of god. he and tools like pat robertson only make that claim about foreign, nonwhite people.

  • @LordOfTheObvious It's political satire. He's pointing out that if you call a disaster against Japan God's will, then a disaster against the Heartland is also God's will.

  • @LordOfTheObvious

    Yes, and God also doesn't *really* have spokespersons releasing statements to the press.

    Please correct it.

  • @LordOfTheObvious You're taking the piss, right? I should wonder since your channel name is "LordoftheObvious". Of course that was Japan coverage from Beck, and davisfleetwood knows that. He's making a non-obvious point by using it here.

  • @LordOfTheObvious :) I think it's fair to say if Beck thinks God is punishing the Japanese with Tsunamis ,God must be punishing the States with Tornadoes don't you agree?? Hahaha , if he does think God has something to do with Tsunamis and not Tornadoes, then it's good ole double-standard Beck reasoning at it again! I don't care to know what he thinks anyways!

    It's called the cock and bull news BTW!! Sort of like "the Onion" news my lordoftheobvious friend!

  • @LordOfTheObvious It's my understanding that the cock and bull suppose to be a parody of some sort, so it is less factual a bit...

  • @LordOfTheObvious - people who seek attention don't care how they get it ... that's why they don't care if what they put out is accurate or if they spin it ... doesn't matter what's true anymore ... all that matters is being a YouTube view whore. Pathetic. #BLOCKED

  • @LordOfTheObvious

    Disaster in a foreign country? GOD IS ANGRY AT THEM!

    Disaster in my back yard? GOD WAS ASLEEP! And he hates my neighbors.

  • @kaa3164 A small note. My user should be a hint to why i say anything i say.

    Regardless of it being a satire or not.

  • God must be a lib because it's hell to pay down there in the Red State Bible Belt, tornados, oil spills, hurricanes. While up here in the Democratic People's Republic of New England with gay marriage rampant, atheists and secular humanists dancing in the streets, AND Barney Frank we hardly ever have a natural disaster.

  • @disrxt It's all thanks to the gay rainbow protecting shield ! Only the gays can save us from god's insanity !

    (You are awesome if you actually know to what i'm referring too)

  • @disrxt NOTHING better than a queer/atheist/frank party

  • Ah Beck has at one point or other claimed that EVERY natural disaster, from flooding, to forest fires, to earthquakes, to drought, to volcanoes, is a fucking message from god.

  • @Beelzeboogie O.k, so Glenn Beck is a sort of animal, no? So, him on fox news was a natural disaster? I think that if Glenn Beck was right, and god exist... That the message sent by god was "fuck you!".