OMG I Just Saw the OSAMA SHOOTING PICS at PayForFreedom. (C0M) they are NASTY I do not Advise to look! by the way glenn beck is a puppet for the elite and globalist!!! and glen beck is a dumb ass!
Abraham tried to get God to spare Sodom and Gomorrah. Abraham thought it wasn't right to kill the good ones. God said, ok Abe, if I can find 10 good righteous ones I'll spare the city. God found only 6. Sorry Abe, they'll all burn. The 6 must have said, WTF? We did the right thing. Just because you couldn't find another 4 we have to fry? You know that God, he's a wild and crazy guy.
Absolutely bizarre people believe this stuff and then use it to control others.
@badgeless Crazy stuff indeed. God said to Abraham "kill me your son." . Abe said "God you must be putting me on". . God said "no". Abe said "what". . God said "you can do what you wanna do, but . . . . next time you see me coming you better run." . Abe said "where you want this killin' done?". . God said "out on Highway 51." . - Bob Dylan
Oh please! We know it's all the gays' fault! Plain and simple. If it weren't for all those gays in the South getting married....oh wait....
I know people like to praise Abe Lincoln for insisting on doing everything within his power to "keep the Union together"......well, I think it's time we face the fact that many of us believe that Lincoln was wrong! He should have allowed the South to secede.
While I absolutely hate fox news and Glen Beck, the audio clip in this video from Glen Beck is NOT about the tornadoes. He said that bit about God/Guya and the victims not doing something right in response to the Japan earthquake/tsunami. While it's equally stupid and offensive for him to say this whether it's about the Japanese disaster or the American one, it's still dishonest to lie and pretend the audio was about the tornadoes.
@Octoschizare yes this was a joke the author of this video pasted this together as a joke to point out the irony of Beck saying god is punishing Japan which is a rather secular nation yet we have tornadoes that killed several hundred in Alabama which is extremely non secular
@papersplease Actually, if it's Yahweh, then this is just the kind of shit He would pull. I can imagine him personally crafting Glenn Beck, and going "wait till they get a load of THIS shit!"
Oh, c'mon! It's not God, it's Allah. Everyone wants to claim their God did it.Terrible when Gods don't wear uniforms and obide by the "rules of war", isn't it? How the hell can you tell which God is doing what? First "9-11", then "shock and Aww", then "Atlas Shrugged" (economic collapse), now "Blow, Glow, and Flow". (I'm presuming the flooding, and wildfires will figure into this, too.)
Very funny video. I thought that audio of Glenn Beck was stated for the tsunami in Japan. Regardless, if that is what he believes, then it, obviously, can be used for ALL "natural" "disasters". Isn't god a hoot?
that should be: I've been making jokes all weak that Pat Robertson announced that the Alabama tornadoes was a punishment from God for all the creationists lying for Jesus.
@a4j2e0 You should be ashamed of yourself for wasting the brain that God gave you believing in Bronze Aged desert fairy tales written by goat herders with know knowledge of modern science.
Why would lie like this, clearly you're a mole, I guess you would nit realize some of us are smarter then you think. This was not in response to Alabama but to the tragedy that happen in Japan
LOL! It's amazing what some people feel is God taking action... I wonder if he has any specific ideas what 'stuff we're doing wrong'... probably. It's a good thing we have people like him around to tell us the mind of God. Clearly, there are some who 'pick up that station' while others can't. :/
@PresidentObamanation When the Yellowstone supervolcano erupts is beyond our control. Humans do not have the power to influence earthquakes or volcanoes, these are the result of unimaginably powerful forces thousands of miles within the Earth, which mankind has not yet developed the technology to control. The only thing humans have the power to do is plan for the eventuality.
@yerk3 Herd on a vid I think it was beliversunderground 1-5 radio interview India was thinking of trying to blow volcanoes to ease pressure on plates in there area. Have a look.
if Tornadoes are punishment from God then God has a schedule because he tend to create tornadoes during tornadoes season and only hit areas in tornado alley which is the states of the Bible belt weird huh?.
@montrealwatcher To be honest I`m a Christian, and even quantum physicists are admitting the idea of ``the Conscience`` behind the big bang. But that is not the case, I despise people like Beck or Limbaugh, laughing at the suffering of innocent people, saying they are paying for their sins, etc,
Those fat bastards are dirty sinner themselves, gluttons, greedy, heartless hypocrites!
I kinda have a problem with this video because Beck was talking about Japan not Alabama. This is why ppl don't trust anyone. Please don't act like Fox.
@ForgorenWolf Thanks for the prejudicial lumping of everyone together based on a happy accident of geography. I've happened to live in AL for 30 years and also happen to recognize that Glenn Beck is a class-A prick. Some of us have brains like that. We recognized individuals for their individual prickishness based on their words and actions, be they radio/TV broadcasts or YouTube comments.
@ForgorenWolf It's not so much that you made the comment, but 25 other people click "thumbs up" that pissed me off. No moisture. There's always Mississippi to make fun of.
Fuck glenn beck,im from huntsville and lookin at this shit breaks my heart,im sick of people asking why when shit like this happens instead of askin what they can do to help,A holes.
What I would like to see is Ten of My Brothers from Alabama CUM on glen the Pecker Heads Face right after his Little Circus Act on the Radio Show and let's get somebody with a really Great Cam to Vid it...Make My Day for this PRICK...
So, what about before humans, with all our "sinful" behaviors, inhabited the earth? Would people like Glen Beck suggest that there were no tornados, earthquakes or other massively destructive natural occurances? If not, then what did the animals of the planet do to provoke such vengeance? Do they sin as well? Oh, wait, I forgot we're dealing with people who propose that human beings, as we are today, walked side by side with dinosaurs. Nevermind.
Glen Beck and Rev Wright both claimed that God is taking revenge on the people,..Beck on Japan, Wright on 9/11 attacks, remember that or do u have selective hearing??
seeing as how Pres Obowma sat and listened to Wright's stupid preachings, he too should get a good kick to his ass, right??, hahaha Checkmate!!
even if ive never heard of Beck or any of his "work" before----this alone would make me lose any potential respect he may have been able to conjure from me----any person in anytime at any place who says a disaster was a result of god's wrath---is a fucking child
I support the FEMA decision to grant federal aid money (Fed tax dollars) to the southern states hit hard by tornadoes.
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I also approve of the form letter they must sign before they are given FEMA aid.
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"I hereby declare that I am willingly accepting Federal funds given out by FEMA. I will fully support FEMA from now on, because I realize that others may need this help in the future as I need it now. I am truly glad my government is big enough to help me out. . . signed _____ _______ ."
Satire folks. It's supposed to be funny. Mocking The Lord is easy Davis. Not really funny IMO, but easy to do. Each and every believer is an individual, yet we all seem to be equally moronic in your opinion. I am grateful to have God in my life. I am also a fan of your work the majority of the time. Anywayzzz....
Why does everyone think that god has anything to say to us? He has other things to do to, ya know, like keeping the fucking universe going, making new worlds, all that other stuff that gods do (i don't know what that is, but i think y'all get my point.)
I think that you are wise!I agree with everything you have said.Sadly many people have done terrible things in the name of God.I believe that these people will be the ones that will say Lord and the Lord will say that He knew them not.My personal belief is that the church needs to clean up it's act.Many people are tired of so many denominations.We are to be united.The church is not a building or a denomination.The church is the people.We are not to be a part of this world.
Hey, No Cure for That, nice job taking the quote out of context. Glenn Beck is an idiot, but he made this statement during the Japan disaster. Fix it.
What God does is God's business!My guess would be that God might be shaking up the bible belt.I have a friend that lives in North Carolina.She feels that the USA is no longer a Christian nation.Maybe God is shaking up the Lukewarm Christians.Then again if that is the case then there should be lots of storms in Canada.God should be very angry at Canada for allowing gay marriages.We should be having lots of storms and natural disasters.
@bendlor First, I don't believe in God. Second, we know how weather conditions happen, What causes tornadoes, hurricanes, tsunamis, etc, and God isn't one of the reasons.
It's faulty thinking to believe that IF there was a god, that he would target one group, one location, to show his anger with and punish them, over say a tyrannical government who is starving their people and keeping them impoverished.
If that's what god does, then keep him. He's useless.
Couldn't god come up with anything a little more creative than violent storm systems? Like, tornadoes made of fire. Or tornadoes made of ... locusts or something?
@LordOfTheObvious I think one tip that this is a spoof is the Press Release FROM GOD!. I'm no detective or anything, but that seems like a tip off, no?
@LordOfTheObvious that's the point, Lord of the Obvious. Beck would NEVER say this about the conservative south, that their suffering was the will of god. he and tools like pat robertson only make that claim about foreign, nonwhite people.
@LordOfTheObvious It's political satire. He's pointing out that if you call a disaster against Japan God's will, then a disaster against the Heartland is also God's will.
@LordOfTheObvious You're taking the piss, right? I should wonder since your channel name is "LordoftheObvious". Of course that was Japan coverage from Beck, and davisfleetwood knows that. He's making a non-obvious point by using it here.
@LordOfTheObvious :) I think it's fair to say if Beck thinks God is punishing the Japanese with Tsunamis ,God must be punishing the States with Tornadoes don't you agree?? Hahaha , if he does think God has something to do with Tsunamis and not Tornadoes, then it's good ole double-standard Beck reasoning at it again! I don't care to know what he thinks anyways!
It's called the cock and bull news BTW!! Sort of like "the Onion" news my lordoftheobvious friend!
@LordOfTheObvious - people who seek attention don't care how they get it ... that's why they don't care if what they put out is accurate or if they spin it ... doesn't matter what's true anymore ... all that matters is being a YouTube view whore. Pathetic. #BLOCKED
God must be a lib because it's hell to pay down there in the Red State Bible Belt, tornados, oil spills, hurricanes. While up here in the Democratic People's Republic of New England with gay marriage rampant, atheists and secular humanists dancing in the streets, AND Barney Frank we hardly ever have a natural disaster.
Ah Beck has at one point or other claimed that EVERY natural disaster, from flooding, to forest fires, to earthquakes, to drought, to volcanoes, is a fucking message from god.
@Beelzeboogie O.k, so Glenn Beck is a sort of animal, no? So, him on fox news was a natural disaster? I think that if Glenn Beck was right, and god exist... That the message sent by god was "fuck you!".
This is fake. Glenn Beck said this about the Japanese tsunami.
jermaineoneal123 8 months ago
May God's message is, "Glen Beck, stop being a pompous ass!"
txvoltaire 9 months ago
Brilliant!
Walkerisawanker 9 months ago
You know these segments are satire the Beck clip was from his comments after the Japan earthquake and tsunami.
harr77 9 months ago
LOL
valhala56 9 months ago
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barrettarq 9 months ago
Alabama is a wonderful place.That is why they write so many songs about her
wolffl60 10 months ago
haarp
patria1989 10 months ago
Abraham tried to get God to spare Sodom and Gomorrah. Abraham thought it wasn't right to kill the good ones. God said, ok Abe, if I can find 10 good righteous ones I'll spare the city. God found only 6. Sorry Abe, they'll all burn. The 6 must have said, WTF? We did the right thing. Just because you couldn't find another 4 we have to fry? You know that God, he's a wild and crazy guy.
Absolutely bizarre people believe this stuff and then use it to control others.
badgeless 10 months ago
fumanxxx 9 months ago
When did glen beck become the publicist for the "Magic Sky Daddy."
RobNLynchburgVA 10 months ago
Oh please! We know it's all the gays' fault! Plain and simple. If it weren't for all those gays in the South getting married....oh wait....
I know people like to praise Abe Lincoln for insisting on doing everything within his power to "keep the Union together"......well, I think it's time we face the fact that many of us believe that Lincoln was wrong! He should have allowed the South to secede.
Hersheysd 10 months ago
While I absolutely hate fox news and Glen Beck, the audio clip in this video from Glen Beck is NOT about the tornadoes. He said that bit about God/Guya and the victims not doing something right in response to the Japan earthquake/tsunami. While it's equally stupid and offensive for him to say this whether it's about the Japanese disaster or the American one, it's still dishonest to lie and pretend the audio was about the tornadoes.
Octoschizare 10 months ago
@Octoschizare yes this was a joke the author of this video pasted this together as a joke to point out the irony of Beck saying god is punishing Japan which is a rather secular nation yet we have tornadoes that killed several hundred in Alabama which is extremely non secular
BEOWULF9965 9 months ago
@wspol624 Glenn Becks continued existence is pretty good proof that there is no God.
papersplease 10 months ago 3
@papersplease Actually, if it's Yahweh, then this is just the kind of shit He would pull. I can imagine him personally crafting Glenn Beck, and going "wait till they get a load of THIS shit!"
yerk3 10 months ago
Maybe Glenn is right. Maybe there is a god or gods...and they're fed up with Christian fucktards pretending to work for them.
TheHigherVoltage 10 months ago 2
lame
jfree1998 10 months ago
Seriously: Glenn Beck is kinda cute. I think I'd like to fuck him real good.
GypsyMofakka 10 months ago
Oh, c'mon! It's not God, it's Allah. Everyone wants to claim their God did it.Terrible when Gods don't wear uniforms and obide by the "rules of war", isn't it? How the hell can you tell which God is doing what? First "9-11", then "shock and Aww", then "Atlas Shrugged" (economic collapse), now "Blow, Glow, and Flow". (I'm presuming the flooding, and wildfires will figure into this, too.)
RichardRoy2 10 months ago
How about those of us that don't call it "Gaia" or "Jesus" or any other god. We call it the laws of physics.
SillyCyban 10 months ago
Glen Beck is right and YouTube is of the devil.
....The Power of Christ propels you...
crusty21 10 months ago
Maybe they should rename it to tea baggers alley...
mrgetrealpeople 10 months ago
Very funny video. I thought that audio of Glenn Beck was stated for the tsunami in Japan. Regardless, if that is what he believes, then it, obviously, can be used for ALL "natural" "disasters". Isn't god a hoot?
manmadesounds 10 months ago
I've been making jokes all weak that Pat Robertson that the Alabama tornadoes was a punishment from God for all the creationists lying for Jesus.
More proof of Poe's law.
HConstantine 10 months ago
@HConstantine
that should be: I've been making jokes all weak that Pat Robertson announced that the Alabama tornadoes was a punishment from God for all the creationists lying for Jesus.
More proof of Poe's law.
HConstantine 10 months ago
beck is nuttier then squirrel shit.
muckypup1975 10 months ago
If natural weather was punishment from an invisible man in the sky...
...than it would be logical for people like Glen Beck to be sucked up by these tornadoes.
Maybe if we're lucky, he'll be struck by lightning.
I know people have prayed for that.
surfjacobson1 10 months ago 2
...divine retribution...wind of change from the Libyan Desert الصحراء ال...
svyblov 10 months ago
Glen Beck.... what a complete idiot.
kortneyfoley 10 months ago
_Tornado = whirlwind. ` Knowest thou the ordinances of heaven? canst thou set the dominion thereof in the earth?_
c1n9r6v3 10 months ago
LOL, I was gonna say that Mother Nature did a driveby on y'all down south because you're always gunnin your big pickup trucks...
And Beck is still an asshole and needs to shut up and/or die.
Sinjinator 10 months ago
I've been waiting to see this headline with Pat Robertson, not this dumbass.
Was it Tuscaloosa where the tornado dodged a university campus? This god would sure as hell not do that.
tctheunbeliever 10 months ago
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I actually agree with Beck, here.
petrus4 10 months ago
you should be ashamed of yourself for the god piece you put on there. your gonna go to hell
a4j2e0 10 months ago
@a4j2e0 You should be ashamed of yourself for wasting the brain that God gave you believing in Bronze Aged desert fairy tales written by goat herders with know knowledge of modern science.
MegaVolcano 10 months ago
Please stop the lies I can see right through them
alijahgreen 10 months ago
Why would lie like this, clearly you're a mole, I guess you would nit realize some of us are smarter then you think. This was not in response to Alabama but to the tragedy that happen in Japan
alijahgreen 10 months ago
Beck = ultimate asshole
bucksmasher1 10 months ago
Why would you parody Glen Beck when there is so much legitimate material?
:P
Joxman2k 10 months ago
glenn beck is such a douche
nadskofhqwak 10 months ago
Love how he tacks on, "I'm just sayin'" at the end. This is known as a thought-terminating cliche.
How convenient that god's tornadoes show up in areas that have always been susceptible to tornadoes. I suppose California will get an earthquake.
Beck should shut his retarded, superstitious trap.
TheOtherSide100 10 months ago
I thought this guy quit already? or did he quit TV to do radio?
me001ist 10 months ago
LOL! It's amazing what some people feel is God taking action... I wonder if he has any specific ideas what 'stuff we're doing wrong'... probably. It's a good thing we have people like him around to tell us the mind of God. Clearly, there are some who 'pick up that station' while others can't. :/
TimothyStuartRiches 10 months ago
Thats not even glenn beck's voice....dumb
amason26 10 months ago
Its HAARP .....oh and there is more to come,, Yellowstone parks super volcano will be the icing on the cake....
PresidentObamanation 10 months ago
@PresidentObamanation When the Yellowstone supervolcano erupts is beyond our control. Humans do not have the power to influence earthquakes or volcanoes, these are the result of unimaginably powerful forces thousands of miles within the Earth, which mankind has not yet developed the technology to control. The only thing humans have the power to do is plan for the eventuality.
yerk3 10 months ago
@yerk3 Herd on a vid I think it was beliversunderground 1-5 radio interview India was thinking of trying to blow volcanoes to ease pressure on plates in there area. Have a look.
me001ist 10 months ago
@yerk3 thanks for that very sobering information.
PresidentObamanation 10 months ago
Glen Beck should be thanking God that we no longer throw people like him into padded cells to rot anymore.
DoctorKandosii 10 months ago 22
@DoctorKandosii Or horribly tortured to death in some primitive exorcism ritual.
yerk3 10 months ago
@DoctorKandosii Yes. Now they are in Fox News...
arvelos76 10 months ago
@DoctorKandosii Yeah, that's what privately owned prisons are for.
RaynMan718 10 months ago
@DoctorKandosii You should be thankful we don't send propagandists to Siberia... sometimes I think the Russians had the right idea.
wheelzz023 9 months ago
@wheelzz023 Why am I a 'propagandist'?
DoctorKandosii 9 months ago
I was going to respond but I don't want to waste another second of my time
JesusNonEnviromental 10 months ago
if Tornadoes are punishment from God then God has a schedule because he tend to create tornadoes during tornadoes season and only hit areas in tornado alley which is the states of the Bible belt weird huh?.
LittoMoonLight 10 months ago 2
I hope Glen Beck is tied to the top of a telephone pole during the next major tornado outbreak.
BananasLoveMusicToo 10 months ago
@montrealwatcher To be honest I`m a Christian, and even quantum physicists are admitting the idea of ``the Conscience`` behind the big bang. But that is not the case, I despise people like Beck or Limbaugh, laughing at the suffering of innocent people, saying they are paying for their sins, etc,
Those fat bastards are dirty sinner themselves, gluttons, greedy, heartless hypocrites!
junglemanlawyer1 10 months ago
beck was talking about japan way to act like a quotemining douche glen beck says enough fuckwittery to not have to make shit up way to go idiot
acewizhyde 10 months ago
@acewizhyde I think the point is to show how assinine that kind of statement is no matter who it is the target.
toelesshoe 10 months ago
its punishment for their corrupt football programs
209northsidexiv 10 months ago
I kinda have a problem with this video because Beck was talking about Japan not Alabama. This is why ppl don't trust anyone. Please don't act like Fox.
psychokillercrab 10 months ago
Alabama is one of the most stupidly religious states I've had the misfortune to live in. So Beck shouldn't be so quick to insult his supporters
ForgorenWolf 10 months ago 26
@ForgorenWolf Worse part is they will agree with him
psychokillercrab 10 months ago
@ForgorenWolf Thanks for the prejudicial lumping of everyone together based on a happy accident of geography. I've happened to live in AL for 30 years and also happen to recognize that Glenn Beck is a class-A prick. Some of us have brains like that. We recognized individuals for their individual prickishness based on their words and actions, be they radio/TV broadcasts or YouTube comments.
theBarefoot 7 months ago
@theBarefoot Yeah I guess it was rather an asshole comment on my part. Sorry (i just had a very bad experience in that state)
ForgorenWolf 7 months ago
@ForgorenWolf It's not so much that you made the comment, but 25 other people click "thumbs up" that pissed me off. No moisture. There's always Mississippi to make fun of.
theBarefoot 7 months ago
One would think that God would drop a twister on San Francisco or a meteorite on Las Vegas, not in backwood mississippi and al-ah-bam-ah
gooyzit 10 months ago
@gooyzit very true
psychokillercrab 10 months ago
Fuck glenn beck,im from huntsville and lookin at this shit breaks my heart,im sick of people asking why when shit like this happens instead of askin what they can do to help,A holes.
mafferdragonhead 10 months ago
What I would like to see is Ten of My Brothers from Alabama CUM on glen the Pecker Heads Face right after his Little Circus Act on the Radio Show and let's get somebody with a really Great Cam to Vid it...Make My Day for this PRICK...
BabylonsKing 10 months ago
So, what about before humans, with all our "sinful" behaviors, inhabited the earth? Would people like Glen Beck suggest that there were no tornados, earthquakes or other massively destructive natural occurances? If not, then what did the animals of the planet do to provoke such vengeance? Do they sin as well? Oh, wait, I forgot we're dealing with people who propose that human beings, as we are today, walked side by side with dinosaurs. Nevermind.
BloodRedLegend 10 months ago
Glenn peck is a horrible comedian that deserves to get his ass kicked in the worst way possible.
NeurocideVIbeKILLa 10 months ago
call it HAARP and Illuminati!
slopenick 10 months ago
Las Vegas never gets disasters like this, and it's the city of sin.
Rahab111222 10 months ago
@Rahab111222 good point!
junglemanlawyer1 10 months ago
Bro Noticed you have many subbs please expose the truth about the new madrid fault line
please watch this video and re-upload it to warn other about haarp and how the water will break the fault line
iv made the video showing all the clues and iv connect all the dots witch will be noticed reallly easy they going to break the america in 2
in may or abit after may but defo 100% this year its coming
youtube.com/watch?v=U9JZGxzFmcA
god bless
pimpnoddy 10 months ago
Glenn Beck needs to lick deez nuts after I show him what a tea bag really is.
CO2Junkie 10 months ago
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pimpnoddy 10 months ago
In response to SO MANY of these comments, I have this to say (or do):
*facepalm*
moscowmasha 10 months ago
Someone should shoot Glenn Beck. Seriously he needs a good kick in the ass.
vfIskullangel 10 months ago
@vfIskullangel
Glen Beck and Rev Wright both claimed that God is taking revenge on the people,..Beck on Japan, Wright on 9/11 attacks, remember that or do u have selective hearing??
seeing as how Pres Obowma sat and listened to Wright's stupid preachings, he too should get a good kick to his ass, right??, hahaha Checkmate!!
genie0390 10 months ago
@genie0390 Nice try. :)
vfIskullangel 10 months ago
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@genie0390 Nice try. :)
vfIskullangel 10 months ago
Glenn better watch his back. Could be a nasty wind in his future. Oh wait, that's just gas from his rectum that has made it's way to his mouth AGAIN.
saxmanchiro 10 months ago
even if ive never heard of Beck or any of his "work" before----this alone would make me lose any potential respect he may have been able to conjure from me----any person in anytime at any place who says a disaster was a result of god's wrath---is a fucking child
TheGreatDeciever55 10 months ago
fuck glenn beck!
painlessreturns 10 months ago
Glenn Beck is right and all the Red Neck Republicans are receiving the wrath of their imaginary god. Ops, I am taking that out of context.
Dwicker64 10 months ago
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I support the FEMA decision to grant federal aid money (Fed tax dollars) to the southern states hit hard by tornadoes.
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I also approve of the form letter they must sign before they are given FEMA aid.
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"I hereby declare that I am willingly accepting Federal funds given out by FEMA. I will fully support FEMA from now on, because I realize that others may need this help in the future as I need it now. I am truly glad my government is big enough to help me out. . . signed _____ _______ ."
fumanxxx 10 months ago
Do these talking head try to say ignorant things or does it come from just a multitude of words. lol
wolftreetree 10 months ago
i think its prob because god is finally pissed at the republicans and ha bisky upload i enjoy the cockandbull
kazooga1234 10 months ago
HAARP
Scalar
Tesla
jag10 10 months ago
Glen Beck does sound insane. I'm just sayin'.
Alimantado91 10 months ago
Satire folks. It's supposed to be funny. Mocking The Lord is easy Davis. Not really funny IMO, but easy to do. Each and every believer is an individual, yet we all seem to be equally moronic in your opinion. I am grateful to have God in my life. I am also a fan of your work the majority of the time. Anywayzzz....
dunskie 10 months ago
@dunskie I am definitely not a fan of Glen Beck BTW. Just to be clear.
dunskie 10 months ago
Why does everyone think that god has anything to say to us? He has other things to do to, ya know, like keeping the fucking universe going, making new worlds, all that other stuff that gods do (i don't know what that is, but i think y'all get my point.)
sezshy 10 months ago
@shizbie93
I think that you are wise!I agree with everything you have said.Sadly many people have done terrible things in the name of God.I believe that these people will be the ones that will say Lord and the Lord will say that He knew them not.My personal belief is that the church needs to clean up it's act.Many people are tired of so many denominations.We are to be united.The church is not a building or a denomination.The church is the people.We are not to be a part of this world.
WilliamHBonney55 10 months ago
Hey, No Cure for That, nice job taking the quote out of context. Glenn Beck is an idiot, but he made this statement during the Japan disaster. Fix it.
atari67 10 months ago
Tbh if god were real, it obviously doesn't give a shit. Humans are so conceited.
restlesspride666 10 months ago
@shizbie93 Lol!!!
restlesspride666 10 months ago
You know you were wrong for that dontcha?...but I aint gonna say shit though....lol
blkskin1 10 months ago
What God does is God's business!My guess would be that God might be shaking up the bible belt.I have a friend that lives in North Carolina.She feels that the USA is no longer a Christian nation.Maybe God is shaking up the Lukewarm Christians.Then again if that is the case then there should be lots of storms in Canada.God should be very angry at Canada for allowing gay marriages.We should be having lots of storms and natural disasters.
WilliamHBonney55 10 months ago
@shizbie93 hey dude are you trying to start a religeous debate??? (not that i want to take part.)
marauder622 10 months ago
oh my god beck you fucking retard...... god does not cause tornadoes THE WEATHER DOES!!!!
marauder622 10 months ago
HAARP
j400wel 10 months ago
HAARP
pbotas 10 months ago
@pbotas Just shove the "HAARP" shit. There are bigger issues at hand than your bullshit conspiracy theories.
yerk3 10 months ago
LOL Dennis... Hitler was created by the Roman Catholic Church, who you correctly identify as having nothing to do with God.
LordSnow69 10 months ago
HERE LET ME STEAL YOUR MONEY, BECAUSE MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE CAUGHt ON FIRE AND HE NEEDS HELP
FUCK BIG GOVERNMENT
nottinmatterz2day 10 months ago
can you just have one vid where you don't promote your agenda....ppl lost their lives man...be the bigger person.
secretsquirrell13 10 months ago
LOL Funny! I no longer worry about what Beck has to say, as I expect his voice will fade into obscurity very very soon....
darkridr25 10 months ago
Anyone who says its punishment from god for any disaster is always a prick.
philos4r 10 months ago
What if this IS actually a punishment from God? Is there a possibility that that can be?
bendlor 10 months ago
@bendlor no
nicvaco 10 months ago
@bendlor No. None.
tommy605 10 months ago
@tommy605 What makes you say that?
bendlor 10 months ago
@bendlor First, I don't believe in God. Second, we know how weather conditions happen, What causes tornadoes, hurricanes, tsunamis, etc, and God isn't one of the reasons.
It's faulty thinking to believe that IF there was a god, that he would target one group, one location, to show his anger with and punish them, over say a tyrannical government who is starving their people and keeping them impoverished.
If that's what god does, then keep him. He's useless.
tommy605 10 months ago
THE SOUTH MUST RISE AGAIN! HAARP IS CAUSING THESE DISASTERS!
cantore35 10 months ago
@cantore35 Well, the south is rising again -- look that house over there just rose up...and that one over there...and....
darkridr25 10 months ago
God sent the storms to punish the nation for allowing Fox news to drop Glenn Beck
KasparHauser5 10 months ago
what a god damned dumb fucking piece of shit.
LordHines420 10 months ago
God's pissed because the NFL hasn't reached a deal yet.
SteelCity1981 10 months ago
correct this asap
KhamusSolo 10 months ago
Punishment from Haarp
Run3scaped 10 months ago
@Run3scaped maybe
LordHines420 10 months ago
Radar 26:10 "Shit happenth."
RadarKat73080 10 months ago
Beck is on drugs...or is still drinking...I think he's still drinking...
mdlittle5466 10 months ago
This happened only because PS3-Network aint workin....
Eastway69 10 months ago
Glenn Beck is the real punishment from god.
bustermk2 10 months ago
If the tornado's swept through San Francisco, then I would think of it as punishment from a higher power : )
Dajuhan2u 10 months ago
Why isn't Beck's head on a stick lining my driveway with the other imbecile heads ?
RenegadeTimes 10 months ago
Lmao. Some retards just shouldn't be allowed to live. I mean illegitimate retards, like Glenn.
leArchomme 10 months ago
Very misleading video.
yermomsboxx 10 months ago
Glenn(Goofy) Beck is probably leaving Fox so that he will have more time to set up his revival tent and preach about God's will.
exsinor 10 months ago
Glenn Beck is a punishmnet from God.
hoosierhiver 10 months ago
What the fuck kind of Mormon is Glenn Beck - he sounds a lot more like a fundamentalist Baptist type than a Mormon
AmsterdamHeavy 10 months ago
I take it Glenn Beck is the right wing chap? :P who's the left wing equivalent?
Thicite 10 months ago
Whether you call it wrong or good, my trench club will meet your dome one day Beck.
Ievolovel 10 months ago
yeah its punishment from god for fucking your cousins.
JBBlitz 10 months ago
Isn't this old as fuck?
Manyhigh 10 months ago
@Manyhigh this guy is just trying to trick people, those glen beck comments were directed to the japan earthquake victims and not the tornado victims
mindzstyle 10 months ago
Couldn't god come up with anything a little more creative than violent storm systems? Like, tornadoes made of fire. Or tornadoes made of ... locusts or something?
He has to make it wind and debris?
Churchies make me laugh (at them).
epshot 10 months ago
God is busy with other worlds, apparently he forgot he created earth.
gerry1976 10 months ago
Misleading but funny.
firemarshall007 10 months ago
What an A-Hole!
mastrama13 10 months ago
Nice disaster juxtaposition! I hate to laugh at other people's misfortune, but hey, GB's doing it, so I guess we can join in. Great God quote, too!
audadvnc 10 months ago
Nothing like the savages fearing the thunder god. Thor is pissed.
Mahoivlich 10 months ago
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radicalgarbage02 10 months ago
you forgot the intro so looks like some people are taking it serious
WhackTheWax 10 months ago
Apparently the Great Tribulation will end on May 21st...
RevJoshua 10 months ago
Oh my. The first fuck up i found in No cure for that.
Beck said that at the japan disaster. Not the Alabama tornado.
I think you guys had a little fuck up. Please correct it.
LordOfTheObvious 10 months ago 13
@LordOfTheObvious This channel is a spoof. You didn't catch that with the commentary directly from god?
bamboo4tameshigiri 10 months ago
@bamboo4tameshigiri Is that so? I don't see anything to point to it being a spoof.
If there is then please show it to me. (IE please post a link)
And about the god. Which one\s?
LordOfTheObvious 10 months ago
@LordOfTheObvious I think one tip that this is a spoof is the Press Release FROM GOD!. I'm no detective or anything, but that seems like a tip off, no?
Snarkipedia 10 months ago
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TheBlaspheemer 10 months ago
@LordOfTheObvious You are aware that this is a joke channel right? As in it is for teh lulz?
JonRossBrooker 10 months ago
@LordOfTheObvious that's the point, Lord of the Obvious. Beck would NEVER say this about the conservative south, that their suffering was the will of god. he and tools like pat robertson only make that claim about foreign, nonwhite people.
LiberaLib 10 months ago
@LordOfTheObvious It's political satire. He's pointing out that if you call a disaster against Japan God's will, then a disaster against the Heartland is also God's will.
BrotherAlpha 10 months ago
@LordOfTheObvious
Yes, and God also doesn't *really* have spokespersons releasing statements to the press.
Please correct it.
xTheOxx 10 months ago
@LordOfTheObvious You're taking the piss, right? I should wonder since your channel name is "LordoftheObvious". Of course that was Japan coverage from Beck, and davisfleetwood knows that. He's making a non-obvious point by using it here.
aaronsande 10 months ago
@LordOfTheObvious :) I think it's fair to say if Beck thinks God is punishing the Japanese with Tsunamis ,God must be punishing the States with Tornadoes don't you agree?? Hahaha , if he does think God has something to do with Tsunamis and not Tornadoes, then it's good ole double-standard Beck reasoning at it again! I don't care to know what he thinks anyways!
It's called the cock and bull news BTW!! Sort of like "the Onion" news my lordoftheobvious friend!
TheAuspicious 10 months ago
@LordOfTheObvious It's my understanding that the cock and bull suppose to be a parody of some sort, so it is less factual a bit...
therrydicule 10 months ago
@LordOfTheObvious - people who seek attention don't care how they get it ... that's why they don't care if what they put out is accurate or if they spin it ... doesn't matter what's true anymore ... all that matters is being a YouTube view whore. Pathetic. #BLOCKED
icpchad 10 months ago
@LordOfTheObvious
Disaster in a foreign country? GOD IS ANGRY AT THEM!
Disaster in my back yard? GOD WAS ASLEEP! And he hates my neighbors.
kaa3164 10 months ago
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@kaa3164 "Disaster in a foreign country? GOD IS ANGRY AT THEM!
Disaster in my back yard? GOD WAS ASLEEP! And he hates my neighbors."
Funny! And so true.
fumanxxx 10 months ago
@kaa3164 A small note. My user should be a hint to why i say anything i say.
Regardless of it being a satire or not.
LordOfTheObvious 10 months ago
God must be a lib because it's hell to pay down there in the Red State Bible Belt, tornados, oil spills, hurricanes. While up here in the Democratic People's Republic of New England with gay marriage rampant, atheists and secular humanists dancing in the streets, AND Barney Frank we hardly ever have a natural disaster.
disrxt 10 months ago 34
@disrxt It's all thanks to the gay rainbow protecting shield ! Only the gays can save us from god's insanity !
(You are awesome if you actually know to what i'm referring too)
LordOfTheObvious 10 months ago
@disrxt NOTHING better than a queer/atheist/frank party
BrendanIsCool 10 months ago
Ah Beck has at one point or other claimed that EVERY natural disaster, from flooding, to forest fires, to earthquakes, to drought, to volcanoes, is a fucking message from god.
Beelzeboogie 10 months ago
@Beelzeboogie O.k, so Glenn Beck is a sort of animal, no? So, him on fox news was a natural disaster? I think that if Glenn Beck was right, and god exist... That the message sent by god was "fuck you!".
therrydicule 10 months ago