Dan3.0 - Groceries!

[RushRulesAll]

you look like andy sanburg

[JOE8350234502345709]

lol, he's so calm about the attempted identity theft XD

[TeilerPro]

move to Canada. The hotest temperature is 30 C (I'm Canadian so I don't know this F stuff)

[mmp2011]

guess what! i love hy-vee!

[flightlessbird71]

what... u look so strange... i think it your hair, facial hair

[bkskidude11]

i forgot what u looked like w/o a beard

[TheBasskid13]

what an amazing shower curtain!

[locologo5101]

I... Have the same canker sore condition and use that toothpaste...no joke...i also have that toster ....as my last comment said ...:)

[locologo5101]

I have....that toaster.

[elric929]

That egg is from Michael's. 

[PRODVDi]

nice shocked face Dan :)

[123teac1]

u forgot to say delisouse i have bad spelling

[thecrayonisred]

@MDFromNC13 actually, it was wheezywaiter, or Craig Benzine. check it out in his "Intro to wheezywaiter" vid.

[Goodtimer4fabi]

I just moved to my own flat ^^ It´s almost bis as yours maybe a little bit smaller but I can totally understand you xD my fridge is everytime empty eccept of a water melon :) And please excuse my terrible english but I´m from Germany (notice: I´m not a nazi Hitler is dead the allied forces killed him and that´s good)

Ps: Germany and USA are Friends now :)

PPs: I´m a soldier and went to afghanistan and met a bunch of US marines wich are really nice

[Superdeduper739]

@PrincessDancer1578 you're and he has a girlfriend

[Superdeduper739]

who started calling it the dooblydoo?

[MDFromNC13]

@Superdeduper739 Vlogbrothers. Hank...who is very similar to him.

[danjigirl88]

Wow man, you break out in canker sores? Me too. But I still buy the regular crap. It's because mouthwash kills them.

[hbandchix]

Were you at the Hy-Vee on 84th and Holdredge??

[danie142009]

ur such a nerddddd...in a really good wayyyyyy

[zazzba1000]

I HAVE THE SAME TOASTER

just thought i'd let you know :D

[MathsVlog]

Thanks for mentioning the SLS thing. I think my toothpaste might be giving me canker sores.

[Titsume]

haha shower scene is nice :P and I still like your hair xD *-* :3

[TheMetallicaman123]

4:39 i love the ending

[SmileyShigure318]

whats the differnce between dan 3.0 and pogobat stuff

[brainwaters]

do you wear the black and white shirt in every video, on purpose? xD

[allu50]

pogo tribe is quite nice :D

[AndersonDairy]

It said DOUBLE TOASTER! WOOOOOOOOOOOAH! A DOUBLE TOASTER! What does this mean?!?!

[AndersonDairy]

awwwh. My comment was funny D:

[Stephytheguitarist]

@AndersonDairy What did it say sad face lol

[62dan1]

Does he read these comments, I don't think so not a single answer . to busy counting ad cash.

[PrettyLittleMaggot]

i love how you make the simplest shit fun(:

[mynamesjustMaddy]

I'm sure atm's sound just like that (:

[howl87]

Eat a Dick

[DanJonMor]

you should rename pogobat DAN3.OZONE

[nanaftw]

I love going grocery shopping

[eatabrownie]

how old is Dan?

[awesomeabsol]

@eatabrownie 20

[JustinTylerAllen]

@eatabrownie 20

[chistorm1]

Wait so were sheep . ?? :D lol

[714CLE]

@chistorm1 it was a picture of a ewe (pronounced "you") lol kinda dumb but funny

[phatmatt2194]

so wait....you dont go to college... so whats your backup plan when youtube mysteriously blows up and ends?

[backsidetoeflip149]

you look very lonely... do you need a friend? :)

[07zahid07]

Who gave him the british flag and why ?

[darkmudkipz]

@07zahid07 Not sure, but because Britain is FTW.

[sirtrparker]

@07zahid07 Why not, Everyone should

[Jrramz22]

I like these Videos.

[izbeatonu4that]

mmmm...jump cut hilarity

[dinomak1970]

I'm still trying to figure out what's going on here. Guy just doesn't shut up. blah blah blah, blah blah. He lost me in first 10 seconds.

[DeltaSixSeven]

Sensodyne doesn't have floride in it

[oJUDAYALo]

haha!! "penis enlargement ads!"

[D3ADP00L100]

i love grocery shopping

[backyardsausage]

what hell kind of newspapers do you have in usa

[pyrlalah]

Is that what newspaper headlines look in America? Jeez, that is dumb

[Smartass8504]

@pyrlalah No. That's not a "newspaper". It's just a supermarket tabloid. The Globe, and the national inquirer, are known for publishing "shocking"/ridiculous stories with massive headlines. The stories are rarely based off of any valid evidence. They're supposed to be "scandalous" and catch your attention.

[runescapedude110]

1:55 dan is a zombie!

[kingchris7519]

Obama was born in africa lmao XD

[thelimerunner]

I HAVE THE SAME SHOWERHEAD....just thought I'd mention that. Since it's not creepy or anything. 

[hemightbewaylon]

Dan Brown shops at Hy-Vee!!!

[Jamaster1337]

DUDE I USE THE SAME TOOTHPASTE <3

[TheOnlyAttrition]

who takes a half-hour nap?

[crocman2cool]

thats the toothpaste i use!! mainly because my mom and dentist said i had to.

[awesomeabsol]

hey i mow my lawn in 100 degrees and with like 90% humidity

[demoniccuber]

i do like the spagetti scooper

[laurentsimoni]

hey man i did once a video in public

and i was talking to camera

and i felt like creepy to talk like this

what do you think?

you r4 confort to do this in public

[djdogjuam]

Why doesn't this guy talk normally? 

[gonnabagates]

@djdogjuam thats kinda how he talks

[hotpink8237]

I love naps! :D

[cheesydonkey]

dan how come you have a fish eye lens?

[bspragueex3]

you should not tlk as much .. NOT COOL BORiNINININININNINIIGGGGGG .. more boring than yer desk work

[MyPantsTrueIdentity]

@Spheett I think it should start today?

[Spheett]

I'm confused... I though Dan 3.0 was supposed to start yesterday... why hasn't it started yet?

[donthateme23]

hey dan! i wish i would be able to see the first two weeks of Dan 3.0 but i'm leaving for England, so i can't wait to get back and see what the tribe has set as goals for you =] GOOD LUCK!

[TomSkaClone001]

yes Dan we like your spaghetti scooper :3

[Niker335]

it was mayonnaise!

[SachikoSCB]

OBAMA BORN IN AFRICA

shocking proof!!

lol

[AlanGVZ]

WTF Obama wasn't born in Africa, that's all BS. Dan three poin toe is gonna be awesome!!!

[tricnomistal]

3:30 to 3:33 is the best part.

[NickFreyMovieGuy]

THE DECISION ENGINE IS UP!

[idrumprettywell]

@NickFreyMovieGuy where?

[sugarxheaven]

@NickFreyMovieGuy where ?

[yoyodominos]

its midnight where i live. where dans 3.0!!!!

[OneFortunateAccident]

wow dan,

havent seen one of your videos in a while since i unsubscribe when you were doing your china thing but i've got to say, you've grown to be a.....geek.

what's with the haircut? i mean it's not even a hair cut...more like a tangle of mess...that needs to get cut...and styled a bit...

and you're moved out? congrats! but i kinda feel sorry that you talk to a camera while grocery shopping. you must got some funny looks.

[scoopdawg9]

Obama BORN IN AFRICA. lol! i saw that magazine!

[thomassoutar]

you're growing up too fast dan. :'( *sniff*

[MrEmrold]

You need to make a vid called "if you give dan brown a cookie".

[susideguy]

NEED MORE SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[757K]

great video!!!!!!!

[Haughtvideos]

i like bagels crispy, but not brown...

[frilliefrill44]

Haha I had the same reaction when I read that Obama was allegedly born in Africa. =D

[Clicint]

Obama born in Africa!

D:

[Dustbin2008]

I really like the way you start your films, with your breakfeast xD keep up the good work :P

[AlexiaAnthem]

Definitely, we take for granted grocery shopping. It did take me about a year to learn how to grocery shop without spending too much and for one person only. You'll get there.

[llDeaTHhIMseLFll]

1 MOAR FUCKING DAY

[AndrewJimScott]

britsh flag

[AWES0MEVIDS]

Wasn't this week supposed to prepare him for a year of dailyvlogs?

Because if he's gonna do like this... It's not really gonna be daily ;-)

Also: For everyone with FireFox, tutorial on how to remove the grey subscription bar: /watch?v=HodbtjKlUtk

[ifidio2]

@AWES0MEVIDS listen to the first minute of the vid. He says that this is the last daily vlog before Dan 3.0 so the can get ready to start Dan 3.0

[AWES0MEVIDS]

@ifidio2 Wow I'm stupid... How did I miss that? xD

[k0lors]

i lol'd hard when u said it was 95 degree weather. I had to mow my yard today, and its 105 degrees. In Texas btw. o_O

[TheMissLisaa]

you have a holland thingy :D

[CybertronXStudios]

D3.0! Can't Wait!

[bf2jay88]

TOMORROW'S THE DAY !!

[AustrianSnake]

Jep, survey closed. :/

[TheVloggingMask]

why do you have on the background a Dutch thing on your wall?

[thecomfyshirt]

grocery shopping isn't very difficult for me. But i can easily understand how it can be difficult

[GameMaster957]

"OBAMA BORN IN AFRICA!" (Camera turns to Dan)......D:

[AntiBarbie127]

OH MY GOSH DAN SHOPS AT HY-VEE!!!!

[xoxGAMEMMAxox]

THE SURVEY'S CLOSED!...DEVO MUCH

[WelcometoAtlantis2]

I have the same problem with toothpaste.

[yellowlexay]

COmment removed 

JUST KIDDING <3

[treyvickersTV]

Wait what does Dan Brown do as a job? Where does he get his money???

[Daviyyi]

@treyvickersTV He does this, making video's and he get's paid for it.. It's a very hard job i would think because you HAVE to keep it going and keep your viewers and thats why Dan 3.0 project is launched and he asks you to fill in a survey so he can LIVE his life to .. I think he doesn't do it only for the money though*

[treyvickersTV]

@Daviyyi Oh i didn't know you got paid for that. who pays him?

[Daviyyi]

@treyvickersTV uhm usually just a company gets interested in this, because this brand new youtube thing attracts many views etc. so i don't know who..

[treyvickersTV]

@Daviyyi Oh that's cool It's kind of like how people that post video game plays get paid by that big game play channel

[treyvickersTV]

@Daviyyi Oh yeah by the way I'm not a kid or anything on his computer I'm just a technologically challenged adult. After reading my comments on here I thought to myself, "If I didn't know it was me talking I would think he was 10". Well, actually a 10 year old would probably know that.

[Daviyyi]

@treyvickersTV haha I see, well I'm only 16 but I think I kinda know how it works with youtube 'Vloggers' so I wanted to answer your question .. If you're challenged you should try playing some games with other people online, that might be fun for you if you have some spare time :p

[bittersweet913]

o.0 my senior research project (in high school) was over sodium lauryl sulfate. Basically I cooked eggs using shampoo.

[ChaosKid515and517]

I use the same TOOTHPASTE!!!!!!!!!

[killjoyofmen]

OOOOOOO i think you hould go green as a daily goal and yes ik its befor the dan 3.0 butttt its a good idea!

[kagebushinuplate]

Where is the light switch=Touches self

[icommentidontupload1]

I lol'd at 3:30

[iSpongeCake]

is this kid still living in his parent's basement?

[mouldyteabag]

@iSpongeCake He has his own house...

[BoogiemanCoffee]

@Strummingsally Huh, i never even knew. Nothing like that in my city.

Silly, strange americans

[yoyodominos]

i want that chicken

[SMFortissimo]

Hey New Viewers, confused? Go back to Dan's recent videos about Dan 3.0. Its gonna be a really awesome project and you should participate! Particularly last weekend's PogoTribe Values video should be helpful.

Hey Not-So-New Viewers, stop being so down on the confused newer viewers. Remember Value #5, the one about growing out and accepting the newbies? Yeah let's do that.

[DJSpartin121]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

[takilatime]

Come visit me one day :)

[TechPepsi]

the survey is closed

[BucketTribute]

This will be interesting... AND AWSOME

[StevenC818]

those guys that are writing that they dont know what dan 3.0 is are retards. if they actually watched his videos they would know. there has been loads explaining it

[aninican2]

so wait wat is dan 3.0 exactly

[TheBerkeleyBear]

@aninican2 had you watched any of his recent videos, you would know that Dan 3.0 is his project to let us viewers control his life. We vote on wat he should do

[yoyodominos]

@aninican2

we get to control his whole life for 365 days

[bv90andy]

how about using a hat?

[cludRobot]

i don't get what dan 3.0 is .. anyone know?

[Kheldim]

@cludRobot

it's about us controlling his life

[Gdsamit]

You're living in David's house. Who mows the lawn, or is it splits?

[FalkorrOfNSider2]

@cpln7 A viewer sent it to him at one point for Wall Wednesday, I think.

[kwitchurbeliakin1]

yup I like it

[FToTheWhat]

no new vlogs :O te F?

[lukethereitis]

dude, change ur shirt

[icsomethingshiny124]

Once you become big and famous don't you forget us little people here on youtube. :)

[somethinguncreative]

Rahahahaahaaaa! I love your experience of going to the grocery store. My favourite part was when you're standing in line reacting to the "SCANDALOUS" headlines in the tabloids.

[Squirmer1000]

Wait is this the same Dan Brown who wrote the da vinci code and angels and demons?

[SteveVader101]

@Squirmer1000 no.

[TINNEDtomatos]

where are the new vids

[pokemonbreeder18]

@TINNEDtomatos 0:43

[rangetanker2h]

I clicked on the sever to be nice, i did'nt work. sorry dan <3 i tryed very good luck and best wishes on the very bold adventure you are about to endure :) i think you should take a picture evry day of the year :)

[EdsAnira]

lawlz spaghetti scooper.

[00D00]

pffff, 95 degrees...

That's a cool day here in AZ

[SurfwaxMax]

Hahaha! The Obama tabloid story, I swear I had the same reaction in the store today.

[SamTheMetalMan]

I had the same shock when I moved out. The worst is lack of transport when you have 20 kilos of food (I eat a lot) ... That's one loooong walk.

After shopping I discovered the bus drivers were on strike. Great.

If you ever live in France, get a car. Lesson learnt.

[Ibly31]

95? NINETY FIVE?!?! THATS LIKE 8 BELOW TO ME!!! Lol JK. Poor Dan.

[Chubbajawa]

OBAMA WAS BORN AFRICAN?!?!

D:

[Vintagecoats]

Shopping at the grocery store is a seriously adult thing, it hits me every time I go in there these days!

[TheSUPERburrito99]

Chuck is my favorite fighter too! like the vids! I am one of those douches flailing the right stick! yay for down syndrome!

[JouanOne]

where is this voting engine that you speak of? i cant find a link or some referents to it anywhere..?

[IvyatHeart]

@JouanOne the survery, if that is what you meant, is closed so nevermind. :( But the link was in the descrption box.

[Peachiscoo]

see



[corinaroissetter321]

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[beryleon]

I love your videos! Subscribed ^^

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[themisfitsfan96]

i haven't cinda been waching anythig about dan 3.0, so my question is:

what is dan 3.0?

if you would... if you'd do that, that'd be... that'd be really cool.

[PieKlan]

THOSE BAGELS AREN'T EVEN TOASTY BROWN YET

[GuitarMannnnnn]

Penis enlargement pills!

[bearywhaley]

u were so great in season2

[josephkiim]

at least youre honest about the advertisements

[CodeMonkeyWithACanon]

I've heard of the dumbing down of america - never believed it - until now! :D

[trackstar789]

What does PDBAZ mean?

[martinyeomans8]

@trackstar789 Please Don't Be A Zombie