baTTLEFIELD HAM

[petrus4]

I seriously love this film. I think Travolta gave the best performance of his career here, if completely unintentionally.

"I will NOT put shot by man animal in my report!" If that were Monty Python, you'd call it gold.

[LawrenceSouljah]

Tig.............why? You have betrayed SAMCRO, YOU HAVE BETRAYED THE REAPER!!!!

[Xidphel]

I like my scenery well-done myself.

[Moskava5]

I don't know why your bashing this movie,it was actually pretty good.

[TripleEvent]

This movie is like watching a porno with the sex scenes edited out.

[chadwicks733]

Hi B, this is for you! Enjoy fellow member!

[BENTLEYQUAMP]

@chadwicks733 ....thank you fellow member....ignore the ratbrains!

[Joebycool]

Can you be fired from Hollywood? Like, never allowed to work again. Because that is what must happen to everybody who was involved in this… creation.

[electric926]

Someone get the cameraman sobered up.

[100domathon]

Sciencetology at it's finest.

[boru1982]

Kill all man-animals!

[Iker122]

DO YOU WANT LUNCH ??

[Iker122]

Quentin Tarantino did a hell of a job to make a comeback for Travolta, but he threw it all away with this film..

[MrVinushka]

This entire film is shot at a tilted angle.

Fucking awful.

[ShadowSonic2]

@MrVinushka Well, a lot of "Thor" was at tilted angle too wasn't it?

[MrVinushka]

@ShadowSonic2 I don't know, I haven't seen it.

But if it is, it's probably not a good thing.

[TheWarlord900]

JOHN TRAVOLTA SUCKS!!!!! 

[sk8mike]

John Travolta's lines remind me of Invader Zim.

[spongemonkey27]

is it alright that i'm really turned on by the chick with the huge tongue?

[KoolKatKlub69]

@spongemonkey27 no.

[ToneyStarks36]

2:42 I'M going to make yOoOou as happy as a baby Cychlo on a straight diet of GRUHBANGOEZ....LOLOLOL ROFL

[ToneyStarks36]

I'M going to make YOU as happy as a baby Zychlo on a straight diet of GRUHBANGOEZ... LOLOL

[blackdove123]

MMMMMMM SCENERY OM-NOM-NOM

[AwesomeCoasters]

''I'm going to make you as happy as a baby psycho on a straight dine of robango...''

''Wait, is that supposed to be happy or unhappy?''

''See for yourself''

*licking sound

*silence

[AwesomeCoasters]

''so freaking absymal it's astronomically hilarious''

[LeeHarveyOswald6]

i fucking lol'd from the commentary

[NeoConnor1]

Has there ever been a worse villain in the history of cinema than Terl? Seriously,the worst performance of all time. He's stupid,not intimidating,looks like a joke,and sounds like he is losing air while he talks. So stupid!

[sunset261]

wow. even I could have acted this better.

[Lioyd1rving]

While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I...was being trained, TO ACT IN KABUKI !!

[hunts19792205]

scientology funded bullshit movie

[thegame2187]

although it was a bad movie, i just saw it today , i mean it was cheesy but in no way it was the morst movie of the century, considering some good names , i do agree it shouldn't have been that bad, but seriously there are many movies B or C grade that are way way worse than this movie. atleast this movie had some kind of plot believe me some movie don't even have that, except for the illiterate humans learning how to fly fighter jets in one day!!!

[GlengarryGlennBeck]

I was being trained to conquer GALAXIES!!!!!!!1

[tolchok89]

While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME!!! I...was being trained...to CHEW SCENERY!!!

[NeoConnor1]

John Travolta pretty much gave the worst perfromance in the history of cinema.Everyone is horrendous in this movie,but it's like John thought "How can I look even wose than everyone else in this picture? Oh,I will sound like someone who has been in the gonads one too many times and actually attempt to act. It's fullproof!"

It that was the case,John,you succeeded.

[NeoConnor1]

meant kicked in thegonads,but you understand what I mean.

[SlashFirestorm]

Terl is so awesome. He was being trained to conquer galaxies while you still learning how to spell your name, IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

[PhillyPhreak31]

Why did you pollute this will all the interruptions and annoying edits? Just show the bits of the movie so we can see how lame it is, geez. You're not very clever or funny.

[TheEIPfan]

I've been reading the book and so far it's been freaking amazing! but I'm not sure if I'll watch the movie because everyones been telling me it's shit.

[mike92085]

OH yeeees...

SPELL YOUR NAME!!! SPELL YOUR NAME!!! I was being trained... to CONQUER GALAXIES!!! CONQUER GALAXIES!!! CONQUER GALAXIES!!!!

[Ollyh22291]

DO YOU WANT LUNCH!?

[slippereal]

GOLD JERRY

[seriousguynogames3]

@slippereal If this is a Seinfeld reference, noice.

[slippereal]

@seriousguynogames3 lol yes it is.

[chipmunx]

2:50

Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that's how I like it!

[Biff947]

2:11 - 2:16 XD

[admtm24]

Poor Forest Whitaker.

At least his career covered, unlike Travolta's.

[maserati1990]

if u just stopped having fucking interuptions with the text and just played it this might actually be funny

[MistahhB]

Also;

DO YOU WANT LUNCH?

[marian20012]

Can somebody tell me, why is this movie marked as bad? I have seen it about 4 times and still do not understand what is bad on it? I know there are some mistakes, but every movie has it. So, the explanation please. I have seen a lot of negative reactions, but no one says what is exactly bad on this movie.

[videogamer810]

Because it's not supposed to be a comedy.

[MistahhB]

If you're serious then you're either a scientologist or you know nothing about movies.

To give you a little hint of what might be wrong with this movie, watch Nostalgia critics review of it.

[marian20012]

What does mean "know nothing about movies"? What I have to know about movies when I want to watch someone? And no, I am not scientologist, I am ordinary man who watches movies all life every day. I have seen a lot of worse sci-fi movies than BE.

[fullMetaLxMantis]

@marian20012 the acting is horrible, there are a million plot holes, the director is either retarded or has a limp leg, the dialogue is elementary and the special effects are something you would find off a playstation 1

[marian20012]

You cannot just say "acting is horrible", say what is exactly horrible on the acting, say why do you think that director is either retarded. What does mean "dialogue is elementary"? What did you expect? Shakespeare's dialogue? And effects - watch first Star Trek serial. How effects are there? And no one says it is the worst serial. I do not say this movie is brilliant or amazing. But I do not understand the amount of bad critics. There are many worse sci-fi movies or serials.

[MistahhB]

Star trek debued in 1966. Star trek is about 40 years older then this movie, and they hold just about the same quality of production.

I do not expect anything special when it comes to dialouge, but the words have no meaning in this movie. They just talk, and it has no relevance. It's utterly pointless.

That, and then you have Travolta's extreme over-reacting. He's not a believable character at all.

You don't HAVE to know anything about movie to watch them, however to be an accurate critic..

[marian20012]

I do not understand what is wrong on if somebody make today a movie in quality of movies from 50's, 60's,70's or 80's. The old movies are receivable but the new are not? And just because they where made lately?

Nwm...

[LtSarge]

I can't get over how he says "Spell your name!"

[redsawdom]

It's a joke

DAMN RIGHT IT IS

xD

[MrFedaykin]

awesome vid, if it wasn't disturbing propaganda designed to keep scientologists in line (the 'having leverage over humans is good' meme that runs throughout) it would rate the director as greatest unintentional comedy genius ever. as it stands it's funny as but only if you've never been indoctrinated into the cult. travolta apparently got a bit pissed with scn after his kid died. they don't believe in autism or some shit that stopped him from getting treatment for his kid. fucked up cult.

[PuppetOfThePollution]

To SPELL your name!

[toddster87]

wow.

I really want to watch this.

[KmdLtd216]

@toddster87 Trust me, it's totally fucking worth the two dollars I bought it for.

[toddster87]

@KmdLtd216

If I can get it for 2 dollars (which in sterling is about... oooh £1.25p) then I'm defeinatly buying it.

[keyinregulus3]

I wonder why I find myself tilting my head every time I watch these clips... o_0

[Spartacus217]

@keyinregulus3 Tilted camera angles are supposed to show that somethings' wrong. It's called "Dutch Angle(s)". You see it on "Batman" a lot during fight scenes. Only thing I remember from high school film class.

[lsdsexmetal6]

To conquer galaxies!

[fenriz218]

I think Avatar was the better film ... LOL!

Thank God that Travolta didn"t shoot this monstrosity in 3D ...!

[Kth77]

You sire are rather witty

[LordoftheAxe06]

when he says" spell your name" you can see the fake fingers wobbling

[12456123]

i have to tilt my head slightly to watch any of those scenes. what is with the lousy camera angles in every shot?

battlefield earth = travolting

[planetnews]

Forest Whitaker is so awesome. Why this???

[Marcuskristicus]

I actually didn't mind Travolta's performance.

For me, the problem was that the film was too serious and self-important for its own good. Especially Barry Pepper's role.

I've always thought that Travolta's over the top cheesiness is closer to what the film should have been. If was just another hammy sci-fi popcorn blockbuster, you could excuse alot of the plot holes and silly dialogue.

[hazardous1990]

this movie is hilarious

[UnholyNinja2009]

Someone needed to be working for MST3K here. Good work riffing on this POS, but didn't you feel like it was along the lines of shooting retarded fish in a small barrel? (Still loving it, though...)

[britneystakes]

I'd rather watch an empty helium filled balloon/spaceship fly half way across the state of Colorado than this shit. Coincidentally, you fucking faggots, this shitbox of a movie was directed by none other than Richard Heene.

[5dollarnate]

You know for sadistic aliens that conquer races, and strip mine planets, they can't act....at all.

[Slyteradon]

CRAP LOUSY CEILING!

[theamazingnerd]

Lol

I'll make you as happy as a baby psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango?

WTF?

LOL

[set123]

God, this could have been a decent video if it weren't for the horribly unfunny comments.

As it stands, it's just shite.

[pabloclarke77]

classic sci fi.

[iEras3di]

Still can't believe this is the guy in Pulp Fiction.

[Eurashal]

@iEras3di Not to mention that he was nominated for a Best Actor Oscar as well for his performance in Pulp Fiction.

[ludwigvan17]

Travolta's performance is like that of a bad guy from a Power Rangers episode.

[SkavenVideo]

@ludwigvan17 LOL !! A bad episode of Power Ranger.

[LoonyLooners]

The scene where he shot the cow's leg of had me pissing myself for ages... Everything about it was just the worst thing I've ever seen in any movie.

And MrWinston1984 is quite right about the acting.

[MrWinston1984]

This could have been good if they replaced the entire cast and had a better director.

As it stands, it's seriously the worse movie I've ever seen. Worse acting than an 1970's porn.

[thepianoman132]

The "shooting cows legs" part was based on a section of the book that was supposed to highlight the sadistic nature of Terl

[NeoConnor1]

It failed,horribly,in the movie,though.

[faybase]

does anyone else feel sick watching the dodgy camera angles?

[GreatPelicanMan]

I'm going to make you as happy as a baby cycling on a straight diet of ferbangos?

[artimusDelzon]

the movie was bad, but as a kid I thought it was somewhat entertaining

[4li5t4ir]

*Shoots the leg off the cow.......oh wow

[SOADownsnubs]

haha it seriously makes you wonder if he's serious. oh my god he couldnt have been.

that chick with the tongue is pretty hot though....hahaha what the fuck

[raymondleeleggs]

John travolta alway plays funny bad guy

[TJofDaWestunes]

This movie is historically bad

[TheT4xid3rmist]

Do yourselves a favor, if you watch this movie, only do so with the rifftrax. It's the only way it's bearable.

[Girlspeedo]

Too funny..... ( I may have wet my pants but it's worth it)

[jfeltes2]

Something I noticed. That the book was written by L. Ron Hubberd the guy who started Scientology. And Travolta was like the first scientologist in hollywood.

Coincidence. I think not

[TheT4xid3rmist]

Thanks sherlock.

[kr4sh4]

hilarious !!!! great job !!

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

*looks silently*

"TAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[POFkennoth]

This was funny :)

[MatthewWorld]

Whats with the hairs coming out of their nose? lol

[doodlecheesebug2]

Those 'hairs' were apparently supposed to help the humans (and psychlos) breathe.  I mean, seriously... what WERE they thinking?

[kuribayashi84]

Its actually an breathing apparatus of some sort.

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

Oooook. What's with the girl and the 2 foot long tongue??

[doodlecheesebug2]

That would be John Travolta's wife, Kelly Preston. She got a worst supporting actress award just for that one scene!

[BlackWolf011]

what's this film about dude?

[jiltedkiller]

A book by hubbard which yes is as bad as the film.

[dahwang12]

"Good Bye, John! It's for your own good!"

Word fucking that.

[linkster9]

If you haven't read the book, then you wont understand the movie at all, no wonder everyone hates it. The book is amazing, read it.

[DicPwnProductions]

is it pretty easy to get into, for an 1000 page book?

[linkster9]

I thought it was, it gives a different feel at the beginning. Look at all these fags giving me thumbs down, dumb asses who can't even read.

[ThePathofHavoc]

I wish I had more arms so I could give you more thumbs down. Too bad I can't read.

[linkster9]

I wish I had more mouths to tell you to stfu... na one is good enough. STFU

[birthday42]

Yes John its gone I Laughed so much

[MorrisIrvine]

evryones so brave taking the piss out of this great film id like to see you make a better sci fi film. with my film COSMOSIS (watch it on my channel now) i enfusionend all the best bits of the most radical sci fi films and took the genre to the next level. thats more than anyone here has done

[birthday42]

This movie sucked balls man

[boomchuckalucka]

Roger Christian loves the dutch tilt.

[w2bhc]

Indeed he does.

[2ndOfficerCHL]

Is there a square camera angle in this whole damn movie?

[NeoConnor]

the 'spell your name' scene is the most stupidly-funny scene in the history of cinema,and it is said by the actor who gives the worst performance of this decade.Seriously,if this 'film' doesn't win Worst Film of the Decade at the Razzies,I will be very surprised

[femoman]

Actually, that film has won several razzies, including worst acting pair (won by Travolta and "anyone who he was in the scene with"), worst screeplay, worst film, etc etc. Oh and "worst film since the razzies even started"

[SharksKid]

Jesus wept....lol!

[ArturCzar]

I actually liked this movie a lot.....Just because some critisc say it was bad and the wave of followers agree does not mean everyone has to hate it ......... i thought it was very good

[tinsane73]

lol @ Tex from saving private ryan

[EHH246]

"Hairspray" had a more dignified role for Travolta and he was in a fat suit playing the heroine's mother! Great musical by the way.

[POFkennoth]

Hahaha this was extremely funny

[thx113thx]

I'm a died hard sci fi fan but i have never seen this movie but after watching this OMFG how bad was it.

[dist0rti0n87]

lmao @ 2:23

[cheesypoohalo]

spell your name! lol, nice, subtitles made me laugh, good editing

[othaderak]

And he showed such promise in films like: oh, pretty much everything else he's ever done. Why, John, why?

[AnitaLife27]

I think Shktspaarian is the correct accent. Gawd! Did travolta get a rotten tomato for this somewhere? I hope so. He deserves special recognition for his acheivement. What a plonker!

[doodlecheesebug2]

"Oh, you're too much!" No, you are.

Expert use of subtitle humour there.

[BiznussBeaR]

you could have done without the subtitles, those were not funny.

at all

[zomgbat]

put this up without the writing. the humour is abysmal

[justgiver91]

this cracks me up good

[d3p3ch3mod3]

I want to laugh at the video but those stupid fucking little text comments at the bottom that wreak of inner city hot topic xbox douche baggery keep spoiling the laughs for me

[hasani42]

the rifftrax version is funnier

[JAF1970]

It's spelled "Shakespearean". Sheesh.

[hasani42]

no he spelled it right, you spelled it wrong

[JAF1970]

No, you're wrong. Do a Google search on Shakespearean.

[hasani42]

I found more than one spelling

[REDXLR8]

there is no best in this movie it was the worst abomination of a book ever i wana flag all of theese bfe videos

HORRIBLE what they did to tha amazing boook

[LordoftheAxe06]

what are you talking about, the book was a load of shit, it's about as full of useful and believable information as the davinci code

[GMWofNJ]

That was hillarious.

[doodlecheesebug2]

I watched this on ITV4 recently and hopnestly, I nearly died from laughing at how bad the dialogue was. "I was being trained... to conquer galaxies!!!" I mean WHAT?!

[rahgnaraken]

Hey, don't mock Travolta

When you were learning to spell your name, he was being trained to act as an...actor...and...yeah.

[ImeldaDavies]

hilarious piss take of travolta. I want to see it so badly lol. I mean who the fuck do these guys think they are? Forrest Whittaker looks like a cross dressing Klingon and john his bitch. 'Do you want lunch' lol oh my god.

[Bash316]

I expected the movie to be bad but I'd never thought it would be horrendous. Look at the camera angles. This looks like something out of a college film project.

[TheAmazingBojack]

There are no best bits in BE.

[manhattanwombat]

best movie ever

[nosorab3]

Ok, not all religion started off as a cult, any person with an I.Q exceeding their shoe size knows that. But Scientology is one of the most disheartening exhibitions of common sense Fail since I was directed to an OtherKin forum by ED! Brrr! Unclean! Need Brain Bleach!

[d3p3ch3mod3]

what? every religion Did start out as a cult, any person with an IQ exceeding their shoe size knows that

[nosorab3]

Ok, you got me there, but look at scientology and ask yourself 'Is that what a religion is?'

Darwinism ahoy! Wait, the fact these people have even survived this long kicks natural selection in the teeth! What's a person to do?

[FrankenBosey]

Good job Mr. froudster. This one goes into my favorites box. -f

[atrybus]

I KNOW it's already been done, but I can't resist:

SPELL YOUR NAME!

And some other crap about conquering the galaxy....or singing show tunes with Olivia Newton John.

[onikinhas]

Brilliant "subs"!

[Gamelvl84]

HAH just laugh you losers! I am a level "60 Xenudude" uncle hubbard told me that i will be able to shoot kamehame lazers and that my hair will turn golden at level 61, You will regret not watching this movie that is a revelation MUAHAHAHAHA soon Travolta will turn old and fat... and then you will phail! Oh wait... he is old and fat... Well soon his hair will grow into a fucking cactus and then you will all phail! Muahahaha muahahahaha! Soon hubbard will insert the cactus of great size in his ass

[Gamelvl84]

OH MY GAWD! SHOOTING THE LEGS OF COWS? YOU ARE EVIL MC DONALDS YOU AR... oh wait its John "Xenulevel 9" Travolta. OH THATS THE MOST EVIL THING DONE EVER BUAAAAAHAHAHA HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US! NOES OUR COWS!!! Excuse me, now i will go eat my steak......................

I guess scenes like that made this movie that good huh? That was ridiculous!

[bernierinthazone]

horrible script, horrible director, mostly horrible acting, mostly because of the director, and of course there's travolta doing a sci-fi. horribly executed in every way.

great video, i hope travolta watches this. lol

[bananacharlie]

Check out how the camera is constantly tilted. It's meant for dramatic effect but they use it on most shots.

[DrMonday]

SPELL YOU NAME

[atrybus]

Ha ha ha! I swear I've watched this video more than a dozen times, and it slays me!

It almost makes me want to rent the actual film. Almost. I don't want to throw any money towards this cult's bank account.

[AlienHominid]

LOL SCIENTOLOGY IS A CULT

[ThePathofHavoc]

So was every other religion at first, if you think about it.

[Gamelvl84]

Yeah, but the others actually evolved and are being taken seriously. Sadly... because i hate religion but still....

...

.....

LOL SCIENTOLOGY IS A CULT!

[sypin]

Geezus, this is getting a bit tiresome... I know this is superficial and irrelevant, but its become a pet peeve of mine. This "smugness" by anyone non or anti-religious should be followed by stout insight and intellect. Which is why i grind my teeth when people say every religion started out as a cult.

Check out any essay on Eileen Barker, she practically coined the term, and started the whole movement against socio-religious bullying

[maxharper6]

fuck you emo hater!

[bernierinthazone]

emos suck, the fact that they categorize themselves just proves they're grabbing out for attention. jeeze some people need to deal with they're problems. i do. everyone else does. stop sobbing if your an emo. sobbing only leads to more sobbing. you cant sob yourself out of sadness or depression.

[Gamelvl84]

Emos are disgusting, not only are they destroying themselves, but also those that have to tolerate them in their vicinity, you say you do nothing, but who the hell wants to talk with a suicidal bastard telling you that good things are lies and shit like that? You think life is a lie? You wanna suffer? Rip your nuts off with a rusty knife for starters, that should empower your "emoness" Emos are disgusting, and probably the only kind of people i honestly hate.

[Gamelvl84]

Oh and i have nothing against people actually facing their hardest times, people that struggle in their attempts to get better. Now emos that not only consider themselves some sort of "artistic people" dress in black and listen to linkin park all the time and embrace pain... Well, they should be raped to death by giant gorillas.

[blokhed22]

did an emo film this movie, seems like its tilted every fucking second