@rottentothecore555 Gee, I don't know. There is audio from two different sources.
The comedy routine is from Demetri Martin's stand-up commonly showed on Comedy Central, which is obvious from the credits and from the information in the sidebar (or bottom bar, depending on if your layout has switched yet). You'd do well to read it.
The music at the end is L's Theme B from the Death Note sound track.
Hmm...I guess I should prepare something practical for when someone would ask that.
If it was a guy, I'd just respond with 'Are you gay?' That should work.
...but if it's a girl asking, I guess I'd just play dumb and go along with it. Might as well get some felt by some girl than point out that they just wanna feel me. ;)
...unless they were creepy in any way, shape or form. Or trying to pickpocket me.
...Perhaps I'm thinking too hard on this. Oh well - at least I'm prepared.
If I asked someone if they were ticklish and they told me they had diarhea, I'd wanna tickle them even more...for reasons obvious...unless they were sitting on my couch...than nooooo. XDD
I love touching people :P Physical contact adds a certain level of intimacy between friends in my perception of the world. *is a free hugs sign junkie*
people ask me if im ticklish all the time so when some1 asks me if im ticklish i just sigh then they touch me and i jump a little bit, then i blush and threaten them that ill stab them with something,and if they do it again to see what ill do then i giggle and punch them in the stomach or somthing. but yes im very ticklish :P
If someone asks you the question "Are you ticklish?" it doesn't matter whether you say yes or no. They're going to touch you. If they ask are you ticklish and you don't want to be touched you should say something like "I have diarrhea. Now don't touch me or you'll make it come out. And yes, I'm very ticklish.... ladies ......
XD *snort* Hehe, that's funny. I might actually try that someday. D:
I have a friend who likes to touch people. I mean, really REALLY likes to touch people. In places she really shouldn't touch them. ;_____; I hate being touched. Especially in...certain places. It's like she's trying to molest me or something. D:
Yeah...my friends make it a big deal to hug me...now when they do, I'll probably just blurt out 'I HAVE DIARRHEA!!!" THAT will get them to back off. ;D
My friends and I all watch comedy central constantly, so I figured that it would be universally understood as a joke, they would laugh, and we could all move on.
That did not happen.
I spent the next twenty minutes explaining that I did not really have diarrhea.
He actually does two versions of that particular joke. Only one of them ends with the "now don't touch me, or it will come out," part. On the other recording, the audience was smart enough to get it when he said he was very ticklish.
Besides, if everyone who sees the video has any hint of a brain, I'm sure they'll get the joke anyway.
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
It has nothing to do with being "smart" enough. It's just funnier. And the version in this video is the album version, that you deliberately edited for God knows what reason. It's simply butchering the joke, regardless of any "redundancy" you may perceive.
The last dream I can remember was a nightmare about being shot at a shopping mall for buying my friend some Starbucks. I had it about 4 months ago, and can't remember anything since.
The 2nd thing he said really sounded like the actual L in english!!
mewmew802 2 days ago
I wanna tickle L so bad
NobodyNaboru 2 weeks ago
Doesnt matter wat u say. They going to touch you.
OtakuFangirlZ 2 months ago
If someone asks me that I say
"Yes, but if you tickle me, I'm not responsible for any of your future injuries. It was just a reflex."
PPGZluver14 3 months ago in playlist More videos from AwkwardBaby24
L is a perfect Demetri. They are so alike
xDejahx 4 months ago in playlist More videos from AwkwardBaby24
lol next time someone tickles me I am gonna say that.
Ultimatefanofmid 5 months ago
there will be 9 people reported missing by sunrise.
indykec 7 months ago
@indykec Are you Kira?! O_e
XxGothLolixX 6 months ago
@XxGothLolixX i am KIRA!!!
charmthedragonsla100 6 months ago
@charmthedragonsla100 I'm Beyond Birthday. Well, actually, I'm his successor. :P
XxGothLolixX 6 months ago
L reminds of demetri martin a lot.
GaldonEyeStudios 7 months ago
If somebody asks you the question, "are you ticklish?"
You say, "do you have a death wish?!"
TomGirlxx 7 months ago
I hope L asks me if im ticklish cus he'll tickle anyway :3
XxStardustStudiosxX 7 months ago
@XxStardustStudiosxX I WANNA HAVE L'S BABYS!!!!! GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!!!
charmthedragonsla100 6 months ago
@charmthedragonsla100 YESHH!!!!!! POWER RANGERS FTW!!!!! OwO And skittles, yes we must have skittles....
XxStardustStudiosxX 6 months ago
omg thats funny XD
EmoPrincessForAlex 8 months ago
Lol that's so true XD
darkestnights77 10 months ago
Lawl I have diarrehea ( I can't spell it ) the next image of L has the subtitles "So. Any questions?" XD
ebonyfire240 10 months ago
@ebonyfire240 The current subtitles also say "Now what do you think of that?"
emosasukeCS2 3 months ago
i just love Light and Misa's reactions when L is all like "I have diarrhea.....yes....I'm very ticklish."
ThePeas12344 1 year ago
I WANNA TICKLE L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
XFullmetalDeathNoteX 1 year ago
@XFullmetalDeathNoteX me too! XD ... but not if he has diorrhoea...
Socratena 11 months ago
its odd i laughed at the same time the people in the backround did 0_0
AnnoyingGirl1234 1 year ago
are you tickelish...ladies
MadameMadHatter 1 year ago 10
when i watched the original me demetri i lol'd but when i saw this i lol'd harder.
failuretopants 1 year ago
"If someone asks you the question 'Are you ticklish?' it doesnt matter wheather you say 'Yes' or 'No'..... they are going to touch you." XD
TheBJellyroll 1 year ago 7
thats what im going to say next time someone wants to tickle me. i have diarreah
CharryChuCinder12 1 year ago
Are you ticklish?
>.>
me: o.o
I have diarrhea
O.O
Them:
>_>
Hooded1Menace 1 year ago 8
It's true! SO TRUE!!!
thedragonguru 1 year ago
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDDD Souchiro's face! lol
helsiclife 1 year ago
Ya see, L... That's what you get when you eat too much sugar!
CoverOfNightfall 1 year ago
looooooooooool i love how he says 'their going to touch you' xD
Dhlila 1 year ago 9
This has to be demetri martin because no one in there right mind would answer "I have diaherrea" to a question like "Are you tickle'ish?"
the4funnykids 1 year ago 4
"I have diarrhoea"
XD
>:]
XOXpuppyluvrXOX 1 year ago
i will do that next time!
doggkitty1 1 year ago
"I have diarreha and yess I am very tickalish"
Ahahhahahahahah Best line ever!
Turtleluvr97 1 year ago
L has diarrhea? O.o
OfCourseTheresMe 1 year ago
I have diareha PRICELESS
RazorD0g 1 year ago
LOL
RoseBloodBlack 1 year ago
i WAS CRYING!!
RoseBloodBlack 1 year ago 3
My ex-boyfriend used to tickle me a lot and I would punch him in the face if he didn't stop.
XKoRn13X 1 year ago 3
PFFT, THIS IS SO RANDOM I LOVE IT! *high fives AwkwardBaby* YOU'VE DONE WELL. I think my favorrite is the British Kid one... XD
OptimisticXEmo 1 year ago
What the........
skjr1210105 1 year ago
Lol demitri martin!!!!!! Lol
lolzatyahoo2 1 year ago
That's what Mello did to me when i said i waz ticklish.
nateRiver78 1 year ago
wheres the audio from?
rottentothecore555 1 year ago
@rottentothecore555 Gee, I don't know. There is audio from two different sources.
The comedy routine is from Demetri Martin's stand-up commonly showed on Comedy Central, which is obvious from the credits and from the information in the sidebar (or bottom bar, depending on if your layout has switched yet). You'd do well to read it.
The music at the end is L's Theme B from the Death Note sound track.
AwkwardBaby24 1 year ago
touch me and die...
FangnclawXD 2 years ago 5
Lololololol
I have diarrhea!
Lmao
BringerOfYourEnd 2 years ago 3
Too bad demitri martin stole this joke from mitch hedberg.
Used to like demitri's comedy too.
garstine 2 years ago
I've looked for it and can't find the joke under Mitch's name anywhere.
AwkwardBaby24 2 years ago 11
@garstine dane cook also used it
2MtnDewsandaCoke 1 year ago
OMG! I love this SO much, Im replaying it again, and again, and again! Its so awesome! I love your video's! They're the BEST!
twilightlover9876123 2 years ago
lol I love L's expression when he says "Yes, I'm very ticklish" XD priceless
Trogdorgirl46 2 years ago 6
I watched all of your parodies and they are all hilarious!!! I'm going to tell people that from now on! lol jk Genius!
5/5*
dragonshaydz 2 years ago 2
Lol, your great at this, you should make a vid that uses spongbob songs. That would be hilarious.
Zelphaba 2 years ago
"...i have diarrhea... yes.. im very ticklish.." XD i wouldnt be able to take myself seriously if i said that o.o
darkrubberpiggy 2 years ago 8
If L says that, I don't care what his reply is. I'M TOUCHIN' HIM :-)
1frthrdio 2 years ago 21
what was that music at the end ? it was nice :3
i love Demetri Martin. Awesome vid 5 stars :D
delylah1995 2 years ago
That was L's Theme B.
Try looking for it under Hirano Yoshihisa's name.
AwkwardBaby24 2 years ago
they say "are you ticklish?' and you dont wanna be touched...you have to say something like...'i have diherrea...yes..im very ticklish'. LMFAO xD
rockleefangirl189 2 years ago 9
L seems like to ticklish type to me :3
I'm loving all these DN vids XD
xxXSpiritwolfXxx 2 years ago 3
OMG SOOO FUNNY!!!!!
belly8900 2 years ago 2
LOL , "Their going to touch you " XD
AliceG14 2 years ago 5
they are....xDD
XxFallenAngelAvaraxX 2 years ago
Pure awesomeness with these vids! XD
ViolentJay100 2 years ago 4
...I'll try that next time. o.o
handbookof 2 years ago 2
lol ur vids are da best
lol that actualy works! XD
garrasnintendogirl 2 years ago
ha
demetries voice matches that guys voice so much
onewish666 2 years ago
these videos are the best Awkward baby! 5 stars!
tsukinojyotei 2 years ago 5
its funny tht i get tht im supposed to laugh but i just wont laugh i just watch...
TheBearCubbies 2 years ago
Hmm...I guess I should prepare something practical for when someone would ask that.
If it was a guy, I'd just respond with 'Are you gay?' That should work.
...but if it's a girl asking, I guess I'd just play dumb and go along with it. Might as well get some felt by some girl than point out that they just wanna feel me. ;)
...unless they were creepy in any way, shape or form. Or trying to pickpocket me.
...Perhaps I'm thinking too hard on this. Oh well - at least I'm prepared.
dingding12321 2 years ago 11
Rotfl! XD
Now I wanna tickle L... or, maybe not. 0_0
5/5
Strabius 2 years ago 9
haha thats very funny! I love L!
tsukinojyotei 2 years ago
U Would Have To Answer I Have Diarahea And Yes I Am Tickilish XD
LIsForevur78 2 years ago
L + Demetri = pure beastliness
JustCallMeLink 2 years ago 25
My guide to life.
If someone tries to touch me, I now say 'I have diahrrea'.
It also makes them scared of me.
But, it's better than being 'huggled' and tickled.
:)
mynameishannahpoo 2 years ago 102
xD rofl!!! I could actualy see this happening for some odd reason haha.
Light: Hey L, are you tickleish?
L: .............I have diarhea....
Light: .....0_0
L: And yes, yes I am infact tickleish xD
kibaluver77 2 years ago 18
omfg rotfl!!!
ichliebemarcus666 2 years ago 2
If I asked someone if they were ticklish and they told me they had diarhea, I'd wanna tickle them even more...for reasons obvious...unless they were sitting on my couch...than nooooo. XDD
Akki7Darkness 2 years ago 95
D:
I wouldn't.
I would probably get punched.
AwkwardBaby24 2 years ago
@Akki7Darkness Lmao
vampirexion 1 year ago
hahaha lol i should try that sometime... that would be so AWESOME!!! 'mel, are u ticklish?' 'i have diarhea'
mel160294 2 years ago 2
awsome
watashiwa100 2 years ago 2
rofl XD
HopefulOTaKu 2 years ago 2
demetri is lyk my fav comedian and of course i wuv L :3 great vid
xxxxxxxxx1weirdoxxxx 2 years ago
demetri martin FTW, cant wai for his new movie xD
oblivionmaster13ab 2 years ago
awsome vid this is so funny
watashiwa100 2 years ago
gosh that's so true i don't know why people always want to touch each other - it's so annoying -.-
love your vids though xD
LiNBBh 2 years ago 6
I love touching people :P Physical contact adds a certain level of intimacy between friends in my perception of the world. *is a free hugs sign junkie*
ubentu 2 years ago
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ANIMEFOOLZ32512 2 years ago
Thank you very much.
Don't worry, I can handle them.
I very rarely get negative responses, and they're just giving their opinion.
AwkwardBaby24 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
can you not make these stupid ass japanese cartoons mixed with comedians acts? thanks it makes my viewing experience a lot easier. fuck you
pinkylilly234 2 years ago
Oh. I'm sorry you feel that way.
As much as I appreciate the input, maybe you shouldn't watch things that annoy you?
:]
AwkwardBaby24 2 years ago
so true lol
SyaShinnha 2 years ago
ROFL!!!!!!!!
L would totally say dat!!!
hichigo7 2 years ago
Yes, he totaly would.
xDDD
alexaxaxel 2 years ago
*is having trouble breathing from laughing*
MysticAngel12 2 years ago 4
people ask me if im ticklish all the time so when some1 asks me if im ticklish i just sigh then they touch me and i jump a little bit, then i blush and threaten them that ill stab them with something,and if they do it again to see what ill do then i giggle and punch them in the stomach or somthing. but yes im very ticklish :P
BloodySoulProduction 2 years ago 4
If someone asks you the question "Are you ticklish?" it doesn't matter whether you say yes or no. They're going to touch you. If they ask are you ticklish and you don't want to be touched you should say something like "I have diarrhea. Now don't touch me or you'll make it come out. And yes, I'm very ticklish.... ladies ......
TenkenSmile 2 years ago
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TenkenSmile 2 years ago
Whahaha xD
AnoukvdS 2 years ago
that's so true! it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, they're gonna touch you anyways
kurenairox125 2 years ago 3
ROTFL!!!!
kurenairox125 2 years ago
LMFAO
loca1gur1808 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHA.
XxdementedDOLLXx 2 years ago
yo i subbed =D AWESOME VIDS!!!! SOOOOO FUNNY!!!
May I ask why you get the audio clips of the comedions that you dub with the death note characters?
crazieness3392 2 years ago
I record them from already-posted youtube videos.
A lot of times, comedians or fans will post entire acts on here, and I get the audio from there.
AwkwardBaby24 2 years ago
ok thanks!!
crazieness3392 2 years ago
ha next time one of my friends do tat to me am sayin tat i want to see the look on their faces
DarkDragonHearts 2 years ago
XD *snort* Hehe, that's funny. I might actually try that someday. D:
I have a friend who likes to touch people. I mean, really REALLY likes to touch people. In places she really shouldn't touch them. ;_____; I hate being touched. Especially in...certain places. It's like she's trying to molest me or something. D:
Yeah. Uhm. Anyways. XD Nice video. c:
Zantedeschiia 2 years ago 4
Oh, god.
D:
I had a friend like that, but he was more of a pest than a friend. I disliked him quite a bit, actually.
His name was Evan.
He liked to hug girls, and while we were all "hey, this hug is appropriate," he would like squeeze things he shouldn't have.
So we all learned that if we yelled "RAPE" really loud, he would back off.
AwkwardBaby24 2 years ago
all ways yell rape at a friend you hate!
XxredXstarsxX 2 years ago
LOL that was unexpecxted.
DynamiteChild 2 years ago
LOL! LOVE IT!
Tokkalover 2 years ago 2
Ha ha!!! Awesome *goes to tickle L* Muahahahaha! XD
HJAZisRikku 2 years ago 4
xD!!!
strella666darthstar 2 years ago 2
I know aye, if you say yes they tickle you because they're meanies. If you say no they 'test' you.
WeirdChick94 2 years ago 3
Dude, this is ANOTHER stroke of genius. Somehow L+Comedy Acts is equal to EPIC AWESOMENESS.
Corsicalynda 2 years ago
Hell yes it does I can't stop laughing XD
BluIceWolf 2 years ago
XD it is so obvious that they WILL touch you, i hate that! XD
pokelantis2 2 years ago
I have an extreme fear of being touched.
My friends think it's hilarious to touch me.
I've hurt people because of it.
D:
I don't know how to get rid of that fear.
AwkwardBaby24 2 years ago
I have that exact same problem with hugs.... o.e
RadioactiveMassacre 2 years ago 2
Yeah.
Mine's just general, though.
Hugs, pats on the back, taps on the shoulder.
Really, the only touches that I don't flip out about are violent ones, and when someone touches my head, for some reason.
AwkwardBaby24 2 years ago
Yeah...my friends make it a big deal to hug me...now when they do, I'll probably just blurt out 'I HAVE DIARRHEA!!!" THAT will get them to back off. ;D
He heh.
RadioactiveMassacre 2 years ago 3
Hah, yeah, I did that once.
My friends and I all watch comedy central constantly, so I figured that it would be universally understood as a joke, they would laugh, and we could all move on.
That did not happen.
I spent the next twenty minutes explaining that I did not really have diarrhea.
AwkwardBaby24 2 years ago
Haha.
Yeah..I'm worried about that, too...but if it gets them to stop hugging, I don't care what it is...
XD
RadioactiveMassacre 2 years ago 3
Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched
I have that too. :/ my friends get annoying, they do that on purpose too.
We need new friends. haha
becky1909 2 years ago
Mine used to.
They kind of stopped.
Doesn't matter, anyway.
They're only sort-of-friends.
AwkwardBaby24 2 years ago
Yeah.
becky1909 2 years ago
lol its so true! no matter if u r on not there gonna touch u!
Lilbreakup 2 years ago
lol i love all ur parodies ima subscribe :D
BIueGirI 2 years ago
I have diaherra,yes im very ticklish.
KelliTheLycan 3 years ago 5
lol
omg!
lol rolf!
mysteriousXone 3 years ago
their going to touch you
sounds funny lol
and yes i am very ticklish lmao
gloomyrain2 3 years ago 3
best thing ive heard on a video in weeks!!!thanx for posting!
hyperchic7277 3 years ago
"And yes, I'm very ticklish." Awesome. I love it when ever L is dubbed wih Demetri's voice.
XxCrazySocksxX 3 years ago 4
Demetri is getting a show on comedy central in February, I think.
It's called, "Important Things, with Demetri Martin."
I'm excited.
AwkwardBaby24 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
You cut the best part of the joke out, you fuck!
ninjagod1337 3 years ago
He actually does two versions of that particular joke. Only one of them ends with the "now don't touch me, or it will come out," part. On the other recording, the audience was smart enough to get it when he said he was very ticklish.
Besides, if everyone who sees the video has any hint of a brain, I'm sure they'll get the joke anyway.
AwkwardBaby24 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
It has nothing to do with being "smart" enough. It's just funnier. And the version in this video is the album version, that you deliberately edited for God knows what reason. It's simply butchering the joke, regardless of any "redundancy" you may perceive.
ninjagod1337 3 years ago
You've got quite a temper, don't you?
Well, if that's your opinion, then I respect it, but I'm not going to change the video.
Perhaps if you really feel that strongly about the way I do things on my own video, you should make your own with the full joke.
AwkwardBaby24 3 years ago
I prefer the joke without the "explaining it for the audience" part better. Otherwise it's just redundant.
thefluffyshrimp 3 years ago
Thank you.
I'm glad to see someone who understands why I cut it out of the video.
:]
AwkwardBaby24 3 years ago
is someone asks you the question 'are you ticklish?' it doesnt matter if you say yes or no...
LMAO!
tokidokichan 3 years ago
i would so tickle L
littlefart123 3 years ago
Even if he had diarrhea?
AwkwardBaby24 3 years ago
oh yeah, I wouldnt care...I'd so tickle him no matter what!
littlefart123 3 years ago
I agree, haha.
Just for the sake of hearing him laugh.
AwkwardBaby24 3 years ago
yeah and to be close to him....i had a very 'interesting' dream bout him once......
littlefart123 3 years ago
Oh?
Oh.
OH.
._.;
AwkwardBaby24 3 years ago
yeah it was so wonderfully randomn!
littlefart123 3 years ago
lol, i juat woke up from an 'interesting' dream about L....there was cake everywhere XXXDDD
CosplayinMoron 3 years ago
Whoa.
Well, it was something.
The last dream I can remember was a nightmare about being shot at a shopping mall for buying my friend some Starbucks. I had it about 4 months ago, and can't remember anything since.
You lucky duck.
AwkwardBaby24 3 years ago
there was no cake. but it was AMAZING i can tell you that. If youv ever wanted to kiss L........XD
littlefart123 3 years ago
Well, what if I've never wanted to kiss anyone?
AwkwardBaby24 3 years ago
Then thats your bussiness :) i dont judge. not like i could control it
littlefart123 3 years ago
Exactly. I'm glad you feel that way. We're only human, after all.
AwkwardBaby24 3 years ago
if some one asks you if your tickilish just say something like 'i have diareah.'
rotflol
lucia82697 3 years ago
please please please make some more. lol
TFPGuitar 3 years ago
I plan on it, as soon as I'm not busy.
AwkwardBaby24 3 years ago
OMFG ROTFL!!!!! HAHAHHAAAA I haven't laughed this hard in a year!!!!!!! xDDDDDD
6our6vampire6hearts 3 years ago
Well, that's an awfully long time.
^^;
Thank you for doing to honor of allowing me to make you laugh so hard, then.
AwkwardBaby24 3 years ago
yes it is! lol and thank YOU for making and uploading this video! :D
6our6vampire6hearts 3 years ago
Just doing my job, m'am.
AwkwardBaby24 3 years ago
I love Demetri Martin!!
Demetri Martin + L = Awesomeness in a can.
Good work, by the way. The syncing was perfect.
ArsenicLollipop 3 years ago
Ahaha thank you.
Wow, I actually forgot I made this video.
o_o;
AwkwardBaby24 3 years ago
cool XXP
12345andreea54321 3 years ago
lmao
I would still tickle L >:D
rissarae3 3 years ago
Okay, but you have to clean up when you're done.
:/
AwkwardBaby24 3 years ago
LMAO that just made my day XD
purplegirl2828 3 years ago
fist veiw!
This rocks!
bankotsu63 3 years ago