I do not think my soul will go to a paradise with 72 virgins for company. As an australian aborigine man, my soul will go to a happy hunting ground with my aborigine ancestors. Great joke about the muslim's paradise and their 72 virgins. Why don't you try making jokes about traditional muslim female circumcision? I would certainly laugh at that.
The word hoor is actually the plural of ahwar applicable to man and haura to woman. It signifies intense whiteness of eyes bestowed upon male or female in paradise. Hoor has no specific gender. They're not for sexual gratification (husband-wife relationship) as how it's being misinterpreted or used out of context as now. It simply means the believers will have companions of pure intellect, which will include, men as well as women. Believers will be reunited with their earthly wife or husband.
The people arguing about religion here are idiots.
The fact of the matter is that it's a good routine. It's completely unoriginal though and mostly ripped off from Frankie Boyle, Billy Connolly and others.
@TweekDash Thats a pretty serious accusation for a comedian. I do not rip off material. When I find that a routine of mine is similar to some one else's, which happens to all of us occasionaly, I drop it.
This routine was written while debating with someone online. I know where every line of it came from. I will say that I don't do this bit anymore and I think my later material is more original but I never lifted anything from anyone.
We are all born Atheist and anyone who tries to argue otherwise is a fool.
Religion is an obsolete solution to our natural human curiosity. 5,000, 2,000, 1,200, 120 years ago depending on what you believe in there were so many things we didn't know that we know now. And religion was the only thing that attempted to try to explain just about all of them in however childish a manner (and adding in some rewards for believing them, too).
@islamconstitution Yes, it's roughly translated from a hadith. I've already acknowledged the error. Funny, with you making crass comments about my sweet little daughter and now calling us all assholes you're not behaving as one who is enlightened or in touch with divinity.
funny you even care about enlightenment with a "devine" touch when your an atheist..
and funny you want me to give a fuck about your opinion on somthing you value "your daughter"
whilest you can openly not give a fuck about how sensative we think your shit is..
so yes, i was picky with my insults, just like you decided to be, even though you could have wasted your STUPID time on other joke topics that even usually get you more laughs..
@islamconstitution I have intelligent people who come here to disagree with me and we have rewarding conversations. I'll not waste my time with an angry, name calling sort. For the record I did jokes on this topic because I was touring with a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist, a Christian and a Jew and we were all having a go at each other, celebrating free speech and a sense of humor. I don't care about divinity, just pointing out that you're behavior isn't making me value it. Go away now little one.
i use to be an atheist but watching people trying to destroy the belief in God..so i started searching and figured out they must beleive or they wouldn't spend so much time trying to prove he doesn't exist..well praise the Lord he found me and nothing can change my mind now..i really do feel sorry for them now..the devil has blinded their minds...someday when they come to the end of lifes journey i hope they find the truth before it is eternally to late.
"i hope they find the truth before it is eternally to late."
If not worshipping your God means he would ETERNALLY condemn me to torture, then if he does exist..he can go fuck himself. "Obey and love me or I will make you suffer unbearable pain forever" Do you actually support such narcissistic cruelty? If a child disobeys it's parents do you consider it just for them to lock it up in a cellar for it's entire life, regularly beating it? Your religion is disgusting and immoral.
If you want 72 women to have sex with, you have a much better chance at that in life than in death. I dont understand why they live their lives afraid of sex, it is evil, you can only do it with your wife, etc...but then they dream of dying and going to heaven where god will finally say its ok to have sex with a bunch of women. DO IT NOW WHILE YOURE ALIVE!!! The great thing about a lot of women is that theyll do ya for money. Thats my middle east peace plan: Whores. I think itll work.
Loving it dude, but due to the sound quality sometimes its hard to understand what you''re saying and i end up having to rewind, totally ruining some jokes :<
I understand all religion to be bull in large so I don't want Muslims to think I'm picking on them but if the men get virgins what do the women get when they die? Do they simply get to be one of the virgins? Can anyone answer?
allah said(They say, .There is nothing but this worldly life of ours, and we are not going to be raised again..
If thou couldst but see when they are confronted with their Lord! He will say: "Is not this the truth?" They will say: "Yea, by our Lord!" He will say: "Taste ye then the penalty, because ye rejected Faith."
allah said(If only you could (be there to) see when they will be made to stand by the Fire, and they will say, .Would that we were sent back, then we would not reject the signs of our Lord, and would join the believers)..
Yea, in their own (eyes) will become manifest what before they concealed. But if they were returned, they would certainly relapse to the things they were forbidden, for they are indeed liars.
Never heard of 72 virgins while I served in iraq? i sat with Muslims clerics and asked them about those Questions that are very common about islam after 9/11 there's no such thing in their 6 books of Hadith or in Quran. another 9/11 propaganda to exploit our patriotism by heating our rage to invade others for fucking israelis. Jihadists want 72 israel whores not ours. 9/11 was a fucking lie and every former marine knows it. even nuclear and chemical stuffs in iraq is MYTH!
@rylter I have an hour long CD called To The Moon that doesn't have any atheist material on it but it's pretty funny. My new DVD and CD come out in September, Cats Made of Rabbits is the name and they do have atheist material on them. They're for presale now KLJShop .com and also on Amazon .com. Thanks for your interest.
@remotecontrol99aJJI in islam, u don't kill anyone, and ur not allowed to evun hurt an ant without a good reason. Paradise is not a palace with 72 virgins, it's a beautiful place that u go and do whatever ud like to do. And remember, thers no killing in Islam, Thers only peace. I hope I answered ur questions..
Most things many Muslims practice aren't in the Qu'ran. But then most Muslims don't go by only the Qu'ran, they do by the Hadiths. This way they can all practice their own versions of Islam vi various hadiths, but claim that the Qur'an never changes (while hoping you don't know about the Hadiths).
@SinnFein4ever Well the concept of the 72 virgins is meant to show that there are no unmet desires in heaven. In the Qur'an it's nothing but an example of one possible desire. So in Muslim belief, if a woman desires 72 virgin men, she will get those 72 virgin men (in heaven of course). And this concept doesn't stop at virgins but extends beyond that, to anything you could ever possibly want, from a Burger King burger to the most splendid diamond you've ever seen.
@SinnFein4ever If that's what you really want, there are no unmet desires. And let me clarify that these are not my personal beliefs, I'm just explaining theirs.
72 virgins plus a palace in the heaven for free Allah offers to whoever spends his life killing "none believers" that Allah himself continue creating them is the best deal but why after we die?
Question to God: can't u make it only 1 virgin but in this life? don't u think we'll believe u then without headache?
and more important why do u create those who u don't like at the first place and ask us to do the killing job for u?
I am giving up Islam until u give me answers somehow.
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Here is the REAL truth the only thing more PATHEDIC then the zealot "TRUE BELIEVERS" are the moronic people who think (they know) there is no God BOTH are erronous and annoying... We KNOW NOTHING either way.. So just to play it safe think I`ll say a prayer ahahahaha
You know what's the funny thing here? The "holy" koran never went into details about the virgins' genders. Could be 72 skanky old obese men or 72 horny donkeys.
Ya look up the muslim doctrine of houri. Its actually pretty horrid a belief system that is held up throughout any islamic literature, and theology that adheres to it.
Yep ! 72 white raisins is what you earn when you have completed a personal 'jihad' ( a self inspection) , which Sam Harris pointed out in his book 'Losing Faith'. Just imagine 72 virgins, it would drive you crazy, it wouldn't be a positive thing, but if you tell sexually repressed Muslims,anything that will exite them,well you'll have them wrapped around your finger .
I was about to say everyone that has had a sexual experience has had a sexual experience involving a virgin. It is impossible to have a first sexual experience that does not involve a virgin.
A few questions... If they are actually virgins & not raisins. Does it tell you how old they are, what gender, what religion, what species even? What happens if they are women? When you fuck em, do they get replaced or do they just get used up and old? Maybe they just get sucked into a void to deal with the paradoxical reaction of being fucked?
@kurdishleader The number of virgins indeed; is not mentioned in the Qur'an.
However, the synthesis between the Qur'an - which mentions virgins. And the Hadith; which mentions 73 of them - has resulted in this commonly quotes idea.
Even if we throw away the hadith and say that particular verse mentioning the number; it doesn't change the point you receive Virgins.
Note i did NOT say receiving virgins for any specific action; so no need for any retorts involving suicide bombers committin sin
I'm agnostic and I totally get the thing about pissing lecturing christians off by having actually read the book they claim to live by. I once told a christian I saw nothing wrong with a person being gay, so, of course, they quoted Leviticus. Thus, I reminded them Leviticus also says you can't wear clothing woven from more than one fabric. As their attire was obviously an abomination, they had no justifiable response. Just as some use the Bible as a weapon, so can we to disarm them.
@keeyk118b Well we can agree on that. My point still stands, your concern with how good looking men are is a strange criteria when judging comics. The truth is you're trying to be insulting and you suck at it. I'm just an average looking guy and not likely to be particularly sensitive about my looks. It just makes you look bad, like someone who couldn't handling challenging my ideas. You've struck out. Go away now.
Even though it has been the idea of 72 virgins has been cleared up in an earlier comment I've been contempaiting the potential coolness of such a proposition. In Christian heaven you only get eternal bliss, except that's not clearly defined. On the other hand Muslim heaven you get 72 virgins. I can just imagine hanging out in heaven with 72 virgins doing what anyone would do with them............................................................................Play lots of World of Warcraft.
A small replica of gold plates can cure anything from cancer to bankruptcy. You're going to see restoration, you're gon-a see miracles in your life. The price? It's free, absolutely free! " FREE' but that promise of Godly miracles comes with a earthly request. 750 of MY followers ARE turning over all worldly goods for the privilege of joining. I invite you to do the same. Before you give me everything, I feel led to ask you to prove God with a $20 offering."
i read the description, your right its inaccurate, there are no 72 virgins in heaven that hadith has been distorted numerous times that its unrecognizable now
I like your show. I'm an atheist too, but I agree with "hardonforjesus",you didn't read the death threat. I'm sure it's helarious, all that yelling and hysteria. Keep up the good work.
He forgot to mention that besides 72 virgins alach is smart he will also give unlimited supply of viagra.or maybe what we can permanent arousal syndrome in psychiatisc definition.
You all have to remember, its NOT 72 Virgins, Its A 72 year old virgin.
And who in their right minds would ever want to waste all of their eternity to "gently" force themselves on 72 virgins?!? Wouldn't 72 experienced Kama Sutra experts would be more enticing?!? They sure as fuck (ha, ha, ha) would be more to me!!! ;)
A smart religious person who wants to get to paradise and get all the benefits of paradise converts to Islam then he kills 12 good Christians and goes to paradise where 72 virgins wait for him legs spread.
@klfly actually the quran itself does mention virgins in paradise however it does not specify how many. the hadiths go on to specify 72.
personally i think they made a mistake mentioning 72. Probably lost half the believers that way. Why would you put a limit on a commodity in an eternal paradise. Bad marketing move ...
@klfly No, some versions say its 72 dark eyed women, and they're in tents. So thats 72 goths camping out. 50 of them could be bipolar and the other 22 might be lesbians.
@volgaize I'm (ex)muslim and i speak arabic. the quran clearly describes heaven as a celestial brothel that no 7th century man who fights for Allah could refuse
Since it was written by 7th century arabs, the Quran uses the contemporanious Arabic word "huriyah" (originally from Hebrew, and its where the english word "whore" comes from) to describe these heavenly flirts.
@volgaize oh thank god i actually believed there was !
i was sure in my heart their wasnt :P there was this movie ..smthn kingdom he was reading the Quran and he laughed ahah u get 72 virgins ( hor al ein ) but anyways if it was a hadith then it isnt 9a7e7 i suppose saheh
@volgaize Parhaps thats why you get so many suicide bombers then? They just think they are getting 72 virgins, which is hardly surprising when 40% of the islamic world is illiterate so therefore cannot possibly have read the qur'an!
@volgaize yes i will challenge you , your quaran dont know even , until now they still discuss about the vigin rewarded to MURDERER OF INNOCENT PEOPLE, CHILDREN AND ALL AGES , WHY DO YOU THINK YOR PEOPLE KILL ? IT IS NOT ONLY GOING TO HEAVEN IF THEY ARE GOING TO HEAVEN BUT ALOS THE REWARD OG HAVING VIRGIN AND BY THAT IT MEANS THERE IS A SEX IN HEAVEN WHAT THE HELL A KIND OF HEAVEN IN THAT, THERE IS NO SEX IN TRUE HEAVEN, YOU GOT THE NEVERVE TO CHALLENGE IF WE CAN CAN THAT NUMBER OF VIRGINS?
@ceboym I posted this reply when I was muslim. Now, my mind is free. But, I still say that the 72 virgins were mentioned in Hadith, and I'm talking about the number 72, and not about the mention of virgins and the handsome boys that serve "believers".
@sjdffhefvthftefcetsj I said in a previous reply on this video that I said "It's in Hadith" when I was muslim. Now, I'm an atheist, but it doesn't change the fact that the mention of the number 72 was in Hadith, not in Koran.
its in the hadith. it was mohamed's words himself. do you disagree with mohamed??? then why are the hadith still in circulation?? then why are imams still preaching about 72 virgins for the jihadist??. check your quran about virgins and untouched girls waiting for the righteous muslim. fukcing dickhead
your islam is a stupid religion invented from a pedo rapist mohamed obsessed with so much sex that he concocted this fantasy to lure stupid pagans into this filthy islam.
LMFAO , i dont believe in any relegion , i think all are the same , its kind of brain wash people to contorl their minds. and i respect the people back in the day who invent these relegions in smart way that it is still exist even after thousands of years.
and people keep believing the same shit .. and i believe , everone who has a relegion , he is not convinced from inside, he has many questions that have no answers. but he has to follow what his grand grand parents believes..
@redman7771red17 Not Chappelle? Of course not, he is one of the best.
As for the free credit I get, it's true in some places. But this clip is part of the Coexist Comedy Tour. The audience is full of Christians, Jews, some hindus, a few buddhists, a few Sikhs and even a Muslim or two. Also I travel to po-dunk towns in the middle of nowhere and get some people who refuse to laugh at any joke that acknowledges I'm an atheist, so it's a trade off. I do it because it's true to who I am.
@Bomber0907 And you sound like a homophobic bigot neanderthal. Not the kind of discourse we're looking for here. There are plenty of videos that welcome your kind to entertain themselves calling each other faggot. Good luck finding one.
He naturally has some feminine qualities, and is secure enough to not have project some false bravado. Hopefully when you grow up you will be that secure.
Two things, The 72 virgins thing is not in the Quran, its in the Hadith...but some muslims do use the 72 raisins comment as an excuse to cover up their pornographic heaven
I'd say it's you that got called on your shit. The fact remains that you could repeat the same performance 1000 times across USA and they would always laugh when you say "fuck", "dick" or "penis" or any other such degenerate behaviour, I've seen it a million times in a million performances, always Americans.
@SuperRegisteredUser I thought you said you had nothing more to say to me? You still have no response to the fact that I say fuck ONE time and one time only in this video and that is a terrible abuse of the word fact.
Having a hard time believing that you've seen a million performances. Go away now, you're a cunt. (HA HA HA, I SAID CUNT!)
@klfly dude that fuckn show is a fail and I thought you're going to joke about yourself when you say "we know their books better than they do...72 virgins...here's the quran" haha and bitch comes in the background and shout and then you come over here and say it's not actually quran it's hadithHAHAAA tha was a huge FAwwIL, -your mom is slat and you're father is a drunk pedo rapist lovely community-. and it's a WEAK hadith which means doesn't belong to Islam and didn't come from mohammad pbuh
@faisalkfpm You should tell your hundreds of millions of muslim friends in Pakistan, Indonesia, Turkey, India, Egypt, Sudan, Afghanistan, Malaysia, Kazakhstan, Burundi, Somalia, Niger, Mali, Morocco, Algeria, Uzbekistan, Iraq, Iran, Singapore, Jordan, Bosnia, Turkmenistan, Qatar, Syria, and most of all, fucking Saudi Arabia that the Hadith doesn't belong in Islam. FAWWWWWWIL? Btw, your mom has an acid burn on her face, and your dad is probably a pedo, just like Mohammad...pbuh?
@FrostuMcPenos are a fucking idiot or just pretending to be? your mom is a cock sucker btw. And Hadith is the statements that came from mohammad pbuh by several generations so some of these generations has put something into the hadith that doesn't belong to it... the investigators later descovered them and labeled them with being WEAK means they are NOT actually a hadith therefore doesn't belong to Islam.fucking ignorant go and make a another silly retarded comedy show
@FrostuMcPenos it's funny how you have to check my profile b4 you reply to me.HAHAAA. and then how to reply... by mentioning almost every islamic country and just putting them their, mother fucking stupid shit I've ever talked to. seriously did you tried to make an epic comment or what? 1st it has to have a meaning doesn't it.
@FrostuMcPenos -another topic that we could at least negotiate about. Many people says that mohammad is a pedo. this a fucking nonsense and a huge mistak from many aspects. lets explain for you fucking idiots. in the west culture you cum at 10 for example and not able to fuck untill 18 then how is marrage? and then you probably get married at 25 notice that you have 20 years with no ability to have any sex. making alot of rape and so on and the result is adoption such as your case
2. look at who the people who are investigating Hadith, and are determining which are true and which are false or "weak"
3. doesn't Islam preach peace? why are you attacking me bro?
4. age of consent is 18 due to psychological reasons (of the kid you pedo), not physical or cultural or religious ones. You're pretty wrong, no matter how you want to spin pedophilia (religious reasons or otherwise).
3:I'm not your brother, my brothers are not pigs like you. Islam is peace and the only peace in the world , the rest are murderers look at how west attacked Africa, S. America, Native N.Americans, Japan and even they killed them selves and they're still doing it by deceiving public opinion with that play called 9/11 to blame Muslims and Islam and kill thousands of innocents in Iraq,Palastinia and Afghanistan.
3. I don't make any excuse for the western governments, they are also usually wrong.
4. Do I really need to give you statistical information about the psychological effects of sex?
5. Actually, the one who was raped gets executed. Under Sharia law, a woman needs to have 3 credible male witnesses for the rape to be legitimized, whereas a man needs only accuse a woman of adultery to be stoned to death.
@FrostuMcPenos how dumb can you be? any given statistics contradict with Islam are false. because slam is always correct. If a woman get raped she do not get stoned to death if you have another info then it's a lie about Islam. A usual technique from the media to deceive people and scare them of Islam. but any way you all are going to burn in hell btw. maybe you mean to have sex and agree 2 do so, well that a different case, because we are not pigs like you and we don't have sex without marriage
There have been women martyrs too... they show to heaven and there's a bunch of dudes playing WOW.
NeroJoe83 1 week ago
I do not think my soul will go to a paradise with 72 virgins for company. As an australian aborigine man, my soul will go to a happy hunting ground with my aborigine ancestors. Great joke about the muslim's paradise and their 72 virgins. Why don't you try making jokes about traditional muslim female circumcision? I would certainly laugh at that.
mrcolbyjohnson 1 month ago
This is about the views mocking religion shut the fuck up about originality.
D3athD3fy 1 month ago
Nigga's drunk
tayyabno10 3 months ago
That's how we do in Seattle. #NWSwag
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The word hoor is actually the plural of ahwar applicable to man and haura to woman. It signifies intense whiteness of eyes bestowed upon male or female in paradise. Hoor has no specific gender. They're not for sexual gratification (husband-wife relationship) as how it's being misinterpreted or used out of context as now. It simply means the believers will have companions of pure intellect, which will include, men as well as women. Believers will be reunited with their earthly wife or husband.
Shriz007 4 months ago
The people arguing about religion here are idiots.
The fact of the matter is that it's a good routine. It's completely unoriginal though and mostly ripped off from Frankie Boyle, Billy Connolly and others.
TweekDash 4 months ago
@TweekDash Thats a pretty serious accusation for a comedian. I do not rip off material. When I find that a routine of mine is similar to some one else's, which happens to all of us occasionaly, I drop it.
This routine was written while debating with someone online. I know where every line of it came from. I will say that I don't do this bit anymore and I think my later material is more original but I never lifted anything from anyone.
klfly 4 months ago 5
@klfly I thought it was pretty original, loved it.
rossmetacraft 1 month ago
We are all born Atheist and anyone who tries to argue otherwise is a fool.
Religion is an obsolete solution to our natural human curiosity. 5,000, 2,000, 1,200, 120 years ago depending on what you believe in there were so many things we didn't know that we know now. And religion was the only thing that attempted to try to explain just about all of them in however childish a manner (and adding in some rewards for believing them, too).
Thatguywithlogic 4 months ago 3
also, the 72 virgins offer, being one offer of ten other offers to the martyr in Islam is promised in Hadeeth.. the quran doesnt detail numbers..
this man is a lier.. "not that in islam we dont have the offer" but his quran story..
how bouts you guys get a digital translation and search it.. if you prefer heres the arabic translation and check a digital arabic version..
اثنتان و سبعون من الحور العين اثنين و سبعين حور عين
copy paste kafir assholes.
islamconstitution 5 months ago
@islamconstitution Yes, it's roughly translated from a hadith. I've already acknowledged the error. Funny, with you making crass comments about my sweet little daughter and now calling us all assholes you're not behaving as one who is enlightened or in touch with divinity.
klfly 5 months ago
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@klfly
funny you even care about enlightenment with a "devine" touch when your an atheist..
and funny you want me to give a fuck about your opinion on somthing you value "your daughter"
whilest you can openly not give a fuck about how sensative we think your shit is..
so yes, i was picky with my insults, just like you decided to be, even though you could have wasted your STUPID time on other joke topics that even usually get you more laughs..
asswipe
islamconstitution 5 months ago
@islamconstitution I have intelligent people who come here to disagree with me and we have rewarding conversations. I'll not waste my time with an angry, name calling sort. For the record I did jokes on this topic because I was touring with a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist, a Christian and a Jew and we were all having a go at each other, celebrating free speech and a sense of humor. I don't care about divinity, just pointing out that you're behavior isn't making me value it. Go away now little one.
klfly 5 months ago 15
@islamconstitution so what do you get?
doombow666 4 months ago
one of them looks like your mother..
the other one looks like your sister..
another looks like your wife..
one will look like your daughter.
and you.. will end up burning in real fire as you where in your anger while reading this.
good tidings of that.
islamconstitution 5 months ago
@islamconstitution It would take more originality and intelligence than that to anger me. Sorry. Try again?
klfly 5 months ago
i use to be an atheist but watching people trying to destroy the belief in God..so i started searching and figured out they must beleive or they wouldn't spend so much time trying to prove he doesn't exist..well praise the Lord he found me and nothing can change my mind now..i really do feel sorry for them now..the devil has blinded their minds...someday when they come to the end of lifes journey i hope they find the truth before it is eternally to late.
larryglass61 5 months ago
@larryglass61 are you nancy grace
redwingsfan1516 5 months ago
@larryglass61 "Nothing can change my mind now" If I believed in God I would pray that I'd never say something so idiotic and dangerous as that.
klfly 5 months ago
@larryglass61
"i hope they find the truth before it is eternally to late."
If not worshipping your God means he would ETERNALLY condemn me to torture, then if he does exist..he can go fuck himself. "Obey and love me or I will make you suffer unbearable pain forever" Do you actually support such narcissistic cruelty? If a child disobeys it's parents do you consider it just for them to lock it up in a cellar for it's entire life, regularly beating it? Your religion is disgusting and immoral.
OddityDK 5 months ago
If you want 72 women to have sex with, you have a much better chance at that in life than in death. I dont understand why they live their lives afraid of sex, it is evil, you can only do it with your wife, etc...but then they dream of dying and going to heaven where god will finally say its ok to have sex with a bunch of women. DO IT NOW WHILE YOURE ALIVE!!! The great thing about a lot of women is that theyll do ya for money. Thats my middle east peace plan: Whores. I think itll work.
mrgimp420 5 months ago
What do the family members of the virgins say about all this promiscuity in paradise? Where´s the family honor?
hierostratus 6 months ago
Maybe in hell you get the 72 slutty women.
wyldearts 6 months ago 3
Loving it dude, but due to the sound quality sometimes its hard to understand what you''re saying and i end up having to rewind, totally ruining some jokes :<
Grendel1337 6 months ago
I understand all religion to be bull in large so I don't want Muslims to think I'm picking on them but if the men get virgins what do the women get when they die? Do they simply get to be one of the virgins? Can anyone answer?
exillens 6 months ago
@exillens My assistant has a lav microphone which is help on the more recent videos.
klfly 5 months ago
allah said(They say, .There is nothing but this worldly life of ours, and we are not going to be raised again..
If thou couldst but see when they are confronted with their Lord! He will say: "Is not this the truth?" They will say: "Yea, by our Lord!" He will say: "Taste ye then the penalty, because ye rejected Faith."
oforia1988 7 months ago
allah said(If only you could (be there to) see when they will be made to stand by the Fire, and they will say, .Would that we were sent back, then we would not reject the signs of our Lord, and would join the believers)..
Yea, in their own (eyes) will become manifest what before they concealed. But if they were returned, they would certainly relapse to the things they were forbidden, for they are indeed liars.
oforia1988 7 months ago
Never heard of 72 virgins while I served in iraq? i sat with Muslims clerics and asked them about those Questions that are very common about islam after 9/11 there's no such thing in their 6 books of Hadith or in Quran. another 9/11 propaganda to exploit our patriotism by heating our rage to invade others for fucking israelis. Jihadists want 72 israel whores not ours. 9/11 was a fucking lie and every former marine knows it. even nuclear and chemical stuffs in iraq is MYTH!
SomeonelikeHypernova 7 months ago
a big lie ,,, theres nothing in islam says 72 virgin ,, nothing at all
Iam0ffline 7 months ago
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They're not going to be virgins for long.
nvize1 7 months ago
"This is not a entry level position." xD How long are your shows? Can I buy a DVD?
rylter 7 months ago 5
@rylter I have an hour long CD called To The Moon that doesn't have any atheist material on it but it's pretty funny. My new DVD and CD come out in September, Cats Made of Rabbits is the name and they do have atheist material on them. They're for presale now KLJShop .com and also on Amazon .com. Thanks for your interest.
klfly 7 months ago 2
@klfly Damn shipping and toll duty. I'll have to get you realesed in Sweden. ;) You should come do a show here as well...
rylter 7 months ago
I just get off on annoying people.
zombiehunter3579 7 months ago
Fucking love this guy.
I completely agree with the virgin part. I wouldn't accept anyone who hasn't fucked up in bed before and learnt his lesson.
MonicaKn17 8 months ago
@remotecontrol99aJJI in islam, u don't kill anyone, and ur not allowed to evun hurt an ant without a good reason. Paradise is not a palace with 72 virgins, it's a beautiful place that u go and do whatever ud like to do. And remember, thers no killing in Islam, Thers only peace. I hope I answered ur questions..
NightMaReZ67 8 months ago
Most things many Muslims practice aren't in the Qu'ran. But then most Muslims don't go by only the Qu'ran, they do by the Hadiths. This way they can all practice their own versions of Islam vi various hadiths, but claim that the Qur'an never changes (while hoping you don't know about the Hadiths).
jonnyclueless 9 months ago
thts why god dont want bad guys in heaven
044930 9 months ago
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this guy is such a queer his joke arent funny...
o2FRESH4u 9 months ago
@o2FRESH4u Ha ha. Your name is o2FRESH4u. Man, that's hilarious. You win.
klfly 9 months ago 43
@klfly LMAO funny set dude.. definitely going to subscribe after seeing the Creationist and this bit forsure..
em129836 6 months ago
@o2FRESH4u Such a queer? Does society even use that word anymore?
Firewallz3 9 months ago
@o2FRESH4u did your father whisper to you saying he didnt get the virgins?
bkim9289 6 months ago
I'm female.
So if I become a martyr, do I get my own harem of 72 virgin men?
Or am I supposed to just go it Lesbian-style?
SinnFein4ever 9 months ago
@SinnFein4ever Well the concept of the 72 virgins is meant to show that there are no unmet desires in heaven. In the Qur'an it's nothing but an example of one possible desire. So in Muslim belief, if a woman desires 72 virgin men, she will get those 72 virgin men (in heaven of course). And this concept doesn't stop at virgins but extends beyond that, to anything you could ever possibly want, from a Burger King burger to the most splendid diamond you've ever seen.
Ayyadification 9 months ago
@Ayyadification
So if I wanted, I could have my own harem of Chip 'N Dale dancers?
Sweet!
SinnFein4ever 9 months ago
@SinnFein4ever If that's what you really want, there are no unmet desires. And let me clarify that these are not my personal beliefs, I'm just explaining theirs.
Ayyadification 9 months ago
@Ayyadification
I know.
;)
SinnFein4ever 9 months ago
@SinnFein4ever Also, I just want to clarify that I don't believe any of that, I'm just explaining their beliefs.
Ayyadification 9 months ago
@Ayyadification
I know.
I was making a joke.
I don't believe in god, either.
I just want to clarify that.
;p
SinnFein4ever 9 months ago
72 virgins plus a palace in the heaven for free Allah offers to whoever spends his life killing "none believers" that Allah himself continue creating them is the best deal but why after we die?
Question to God: can't u make it only 1 virgin but in this life? don't u think we'll believe u then without headache?
and more important why do u create those who u don't like at the first place and ask us to do the killing job for u?
I am giving up Islam until u give me answers somehow.
RemoteControl99aJJI 9 months ago 2
Your funny, and normally i don't like stand up comedy.
sk8inkill 9 months ago
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Here is the REAL truth the only thing more PATHEDIC then the zealot "TRUE BELIEVERS" are the moronic people who think (they know) there is no God BOTH are erronous and annoying... We KNOW NOTHING either way.. So just to play it safe think I`ll say a prayer ahahahaha
davgabe 9 months ago
@davgabe and you feel the same about people who believe there are no unicorns, leprechauns, bridge trolls or compassionate conservatives?
Now that you're putting out your dogma so heavily your initial attacks on my comedy are looking increasingly biased.
Why don't you make a burnt offering, you know, just in case?
klfly 9 months ago 9
@davgabe Nice that you add laughs to the end of your post. Nobody was going to offer any up.
klfly 9 months ago 11
@davgabe freak
ThePeterson21 9 months ago
@davgabe what religion is god?
patriot1320 9 months ago
@davgabe
Well then maybe I should sacrifice two turtles every time that I get my period.
"Just to play it safe".
;p
(yes, that's actually in the bible)
SinnFein4ever 9 months ago
You know what's the funny thing here? The "holy" koran never went into details about the virgins' genders. Could be 72 skanky old obese men or 72 horny donkeys.
divinegod102 10 months ago 2
Why not 70 virgins and 2 sluts? Then the sluts could give bj classes.
brad238899 10 months ago 3
Ya look up the muslim doctrine of houri. Its actually pretty horrid a belief system that is held up throughout any islamic literature, and theology that adheres to it.
arktheball 10 months ago
Yep ! 72 white raisins is what you earn when you have completed a personal 'jihad' ( a self inspection) , which Sam Harris pointed out in his book 'Losing Faith'. Just imagine 72 virgins, it would drive you crazy, it wouldn't be a positive thing, but if you tell sexually repressed Muslims,anything that will exite them,well you'll have them wrapped around your finger .
k9a2g6 10 months ago
@klfly You look like a clean cut version of Tom Waits, it's awesome
blinddoctorwho 10 months ago
I was about to say everyone that has had a sexual experience has had a sexual experience involving a virgin. It is impossible to have a first sexual experience that does not involve a virgin.
WillShakespeare2007 10 months ago
Normally I like anti religious humour cos I think that god is a silly fairytale but this guy sucks.
duckgeezer 10 months ago
A few questions... If they are actually virgins & not raisins. Does it tell you how old they are, what gender, what religion, what species even? What happens if they are women? When you fuck em, do they get replaced or do they just get used up and old? Maybe they just get sucked into a void to deal with the paradoxical reaction of being fucked?
MrLittletomdj 10 months ago
Fucking...AWESOME! Keep up the good work, atheists unite!
SoullessConviction 10 months ago
Click on hate commenters' channels, it's almost always a Muslim...can I sense a trend?
Nardypants 10 months ago
And people were laughing, or was it recording in the background? Even if there are people they have a very low standard of comedy.
far10han 11 months ago
Those are for men not for you, lady face.
far10han 11 months ago
you're so hysterical! XD
kileycampesinos 11 months ago
72 is bullshit! Not even mentioned in Quran!!!
kurdishleader 1 year ago
@kurdishleader The number of virgins indeed; is not mentioned in the Qur'an.
However, the synthesis between the Qur'an - which mentions virgins. And the Hadith; which mentions 73 of them - has resulted in this commonly quotes idea.
Even if we throw away the hadith and say that particular verse mentioning the number; it doesn't change the point you receive Virgins.
Note i did NOT say receiving virgins for any specific action; so no need for any retorts involving suicide bombers committin sin
maxpainfu1 11 months ago
I don't get what's not funny
mikecappa 1 year ago
I'm agnostic and I totally get the thing about pissing lecturing christians off by having actually read the book they claim to live by. I once told a christian I saw nothing wrong with a person being gay, so, of course, they quoted Leviticus. Thus, I reminded them Leviticus also says you can't wear clothing woven from more than one fabric. As their attire was obviously an abomination, they had no justifiable response. Just as some use the Bible as a weapon, so can we to disarm them.
judasishmael 1 year ago
52 fucking muslims were here
MyTutorialFilms 1 year ago
this guy makes mr bean look handsome
keeyk118b 1 year ago
@keeyk118b Sorry I don't do it for you but good luck to you in your quest for handsome men. I'm sure we could give you some suggestions.
Rowan Atkinson AKA Mr. Bean if fucking BRILLIANT by the way and has a great comic face. I should be so lucky.
klfly 1 year ago 29
@klfly
badgirlminx 11 months ago
@klfly fuck keeyk118b your are perfectly evolved. lol ;)
dechav1 10 months ago
@klfly
you have a nice face bro. No homo
somethingonmyhip 10 months ago 3
@klfly rowan atkinson is funny looking and funny.
keeyk118b 8 months ago
@keeyk118b Well we can agree on that. My point still stands, your concern with how good looking men are is a strange criteria when judging comics. The truth is you're trying to be insulting and you suck at it. I'm just an average looking guy and not likely to be particularly sensitive about my looks. It just makes you look bad, like someone who couldn't handling challenging my ideas. You've struck out. Go away now.
klfly 8 months ago
@keeyk118b I think he's cute. Plus he is really smart and funny.
badgirlminx 11 months ago
@keeyk118b
haha
you're gay
Bulloxe4 10 months ago
Billy Connelly does it much better - reckons 72 virgins is a penance give him 2 hot whores any day.
freebeerfordworkers 1 year ago
You are hilarious! Good job!
triplequeen 1 year ago
Even though it has been the idea of 72 virgins has been cleared up in an earlier comment I've been contempaiting the potential coolness of such a proposition. In Christian heaven you only get eternal bliss, except that's not clearly defined. On the other hand Muslim heaven you get 72 virgins. I can just imagine hanging out in heaven with 72 virgins doing what anyone would do with them............................................................................Play lots of World of Warcraft.
Khemist82 1 year ago 3
@Khemist82 hahahahaha best comment !!!
noeszigi 1 year ago
2 Scoops AND Coupons! Classic!
Melourn 1 year ago
this dude is funny, stop hating people
chrisshitchens 1 year ago
So what happens to the 72 virgins after they are de-virgined...do they go somewhere to get their hyman put back by Allah or what?
JOHNINCOLUMBUS 1 year ago
At my school 72 is the new 69. I laugh at the sight of the number.
mronionsalad 1 year ago
very funny but the sound quality is shitty =\
asterisk7221 1 year ago
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onstageagain 1 year ago
lol loved it. Laughed like crazy.
MajorDestruction 1 year ago
LMAO! Kellogg would have given you two scoops
GodlessFurry 1 year ago
Wow, just watched the whole thing. "You know our things better than we do"? Lol. No you don't, by watching this.
RayKalmNiam 1 year ago
The Qu'ran doesn't say such a thing.
RayKalmNiam 1 year ago
OMFSM it really doesn't matter, it's good, negative comments are just strands of spider web.
HPWPAO 1 year ago
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Your humour is awful.
flabagast05 1 year ago
@flabagast05 Thanks.
klfly 1 year ago 37
i read the description, your right its inaccurate, there are no 72 virgins in heaven that hadith has been distorted numerous times that its unrecognizable now
CaligirlSofia 1 year ago
before islam came about were people getting 72 virgins when they died in god's service?
ibclappin 1 year ago
Sorry but I posted the below comment on the wrong video. I meant to post it with the "death threat" video.
rayraydude1 1 year ago
I like your show. I'm an atheist too, but I agree with "hardonforjesus",you didn't read the death threat. I'm sure it's helarious, all that yelling and hysteria. Keep up the good work.
rayraydude1 1 year ago
He forgot to mention that besides 72 virgins alach is smart he will also give unlimited supply of viagra.or maybe what we can permanent arousal syndrome in psychiatisc definition.
deltaxcd 1 year ago
who needs 72 40 year old virgins when you die... an etirnity of playing world of warcraft.. eesh!
56RebelheaD56 1 year ago
love it keep it up
rocy975 1 year ago
love it keep it up
rocy975 1 year ago
You all have to remember, its NOT 72 Virgins, Its A 72 year old virgin.
And who in their right minds would ever want to waste all of their eternity to "gently" force themselves on 72 virgins?!? Wouldn't 72 experienced Kama Sutra experts would be more enticing?!? They sure as fuck (ha, ha, ha) would be more to me!!! ;)
toulouse666 1 year ago
you are funny!
SpoiledLogic 1 year ago
A smart religious person who wants to get to paradise and get all the benefits of paradise converts to Islam then he kills 12 good Christians and goes to paradise where 72 virgins wait for him legs spread.
Evolvedprimate 1 year ago
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Atheist myself but you aren't actually funny.
emperorzong 1 year ago
@emperorzong Well, such is subjective. Thanks for taking the time to check it out.
klfly 1 year ago 15
I think the ratings speak for themselves. I laughed :)
tgfcoder 1 year ago 3
I heard about raisin' hell..
MrWrof 1 year ago
wow.this makes me feel bad about being a virgin
fallcrysilk 1 year ago 3
haha im gonna ignore the haters in this comment to quote my favorite part of the video... "Kellogs woulda given you two scoops!" BAHHAHA
dancerbabe32 1 year ago 3
I challenge anybody who can find a single verse in the koran that says s/t about the 72 virgins.
volgaize 1 year ago
@volgaize It's actually from a hadith. Sorry. And it's it's not explicitly virgins either.
klfly 1 year ago 12
@klfly actually the quran itself does mention virgins in paradise however it does not specify how many. the hadiths go on to specify 72.
personally i think they made a mistake mentioning 72. Probably lost half the believers that way. Why would you put a limit on a commodity in an eternal paradise. Bad marketing move ...
raheelak29 1 year ago
@klfly No, some versions say its 72 dark eyed women, and they're in tents. So thats 72 goths camping out. 50 of them could be bipolar and the other 22 might be lesbians.
Thoughtland 1 year ago
@volgaize I'm (ex)muslim and i speak arabic. the quran clearly describes heaven as a celestial brothel that no 7th century man who fights for Allah could refuse
Since it was written by 7th century arabs, the Quran uses the contemporanious Arabic word "huriyah" (originally from Hebrew, and its where the english word "whore" comes from) to describe these heavenly flirts.
sorry brother, Allah is a pimp.
leptismagna10 1 year ago
@volgaize oh thank god i actually believed there was !
i was sure in my heart their wasnt :P there was this movie ..smthn kingdom he was reading the Quran and he laughed ahah u get 72 virgins ( hor al ein ) but anyways if it was a hadith then it isnt 9a7e7 i suppose saheh
jadindahouse 1 year ago
@volgaize Parhaps thats why you get so many suicide bombers then? They just think they are getting 72 virgins, which is hardly surprising when 40% of the islamic world is illiterate so therefore cannot possibly have read the qur'an!
greeny202a 1 year ago
@volgaize It's Qur’an, if your going to act like you know the text at least spell it how it is originally spelt.
TheAtheistAussie 1 year ago
@TheAtheistAussie Go check Oxford or Merriam Webster dictionaries before you throw comments like that.
volgaize 1 year ago
@volgaize Yeah im well aware that it can also be transliterated as Koran, but the original is Qur'an.
TheAtheistAussie 1 year ago
@volgaize Who the fuck cares?! That's (in part) why it's funny! ...Because none of the Koran is real.
TSM8088 1 year ago
@volgaize yes i will challenge you , your quaran dont know even , until now they still discuss about the vigin rewarded to MURDERER OF INNOCENT PEOPLE, CHILDREN AND ALL AGES , WHY DO YOU THINK YOR PEOPLE KILL ? IT IS NOT ONLY GOING TO HEAVEN IF THEY ARE GOING TO HEAVEN BUT ALOS THE REWARD OG HAVING VIRGIN AND BY THAT IT MEANS THERE IS A SEX IN HEAVEN WHAT THE HELL A KIND OF HEAVEN IN THAT, THERE IS NO SEX IN TRUE HEAVEN, YOU GOT THE NEVERVE TO CHALLENGE IF WE CAN CAN THAT NUMBER OF VIRGINS?
ceboym 1 year ago
@ceboym I posted this reply when I was muslim. Now, my mind is free. But, I still say that the 72 virgins were mentioned in Hadith, and I'm talking about the number 72, and not about the mention of virgins and the handsome boys that serve "believers".
Plz, don't lose ur temper. It isn't worth it ;)
volgaize 1 year ago
@volgaize
yeah virgins for men, boys for gays.
fuck islam, fuck allah, fuck mohamed the rapist pedo
sjdffhefvthftefcetsj 1 year ago
@sjdffhefvthftefcetsj I said in a previous reply on this video that I said "It's in Hadith" when I was muslim. Now, I'm an atheist, but it doesn't change the fact that the mention of the number 72 was in Hadith, not in Koran.
Plz, UNDERSTAND PEOPLE. I'm not muslim anymore!
volgaize 1 year ago
@sjdffhefvthftefcetsj Btw, George Carlin and Bill Maher are my heros. Do you believe me now?
volgaize 1 year ago
@volgaize
its in the hadith. it was mohamed's words himself. do you disagree with mohamed??? then why are the hadith still in circulation?? then why are imams still preaching about 72 virgins for the jihadist??. check your quran about virgins and untouched girls waiting for the righteous muslim. fukcing dickhead
your islam is a stupid religion invented from a pedo rapist mohamed obsessed with so much sex that he concocted this fantasy to lure stupid pagans into this filthy islam.
sjdffhefvthftefcetsj 1 year ago
LMFAO , i dont believe in any relegion , i think all are the same , its kind of brain wash people to contorl their minds. and i respect the people back in the day who invent these relegions in smart way that it is still exist even after thousands of years.
and people keep believing the same shit .. and i believe , everone who has a relegion , he is not convinced from inside, he has many questions that have no answers. but he has to follow what his grand grand parents believes..
qz006 1 year ago
@paddy07brentford It's a good thing somebody takes on muslims, in my opinion they are the most stupid religious persons in this world...
slim240293 1 year ago
Look up Billy Connolly / 72 virgins on youtube... sums it up perfectly...lol
mistral55 1 year ago
@mistral55 Billy IS funny
IdaSputum 1 year ago
@IdaSputum yep .. up there with botulism...
mistral55 1 year ago
It's funny when people don't realize this is your channel.
Karch101 1 year ago
Not really funny but I did get a chuckle from one of the jokes.
Not a dave chepelle but much better than dane cook.
Oh well this guys a atheist and we all know how that gives them free credit anyways lol.
"Hey look I hate religion just like you, gimme five."
redman7771red17 1 year ago
@redman7771red17 Not Chappelle? Of course not, he is one of the best.
As for the free credit I get, it's true in some places. But this clip is part of the Coexist Comedy Tour. The audience is full of Christians, Jews, some hindus, a few buddhists, a few Sikhs and even a Muslim or two. Also I travel to po-dunk towns in the middle of nowhere and get some people who refuse to laugh at any joke that acknowledges I'm an atheist, so it's a trade off. I do it because it's true to who I am.
klfly 1 year ago
@redman7771red17 I thought it was funny...
cruelzeppelin666 1 year ago
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That atheist comedian sounds like a faggot.
Bomber0907 1 year ago
@Bomber0907 And you sound like a homophobic bigot neanderthal. Not the kind of discourse we're looking for here. There are plenty of videos that welcome your kind to entertain themselves calling each other faggot. Good luck finding one.
klfly 1 year ago 31
@klfly "And you sound like a homophobic bigot neanderthal."
You really shouldn't denigrate neanderthals like that. :)
t3tsuyaguy1 1 year ago
@Bomber0907
He naturally has some feminine qualities, and is secure enough to not have project some false bravado. Hopefully when you grow up you will be that secure.
mikegrecamusic 1 year ago
hey this guys pretty good. glad to see comedy of this kind.
drbrandovalentine 1 year ago 2
Two things, The 72 virgins thing is not in the Quran, its in the Hadith...but some muslims do use the 72 raisins comment as an excuse to cover up their pornographic heaven
captaindisguise 1 year ago
lol you are funny :] i love all of your videos!
amberlandry22 1 year ago 2
Haha this is why I love Wicca.. no specific book ;D
HLZoner 1 year ago
I'd say it's you that got called on your shit. The fact remains that you could repeat the same performance 1000 times across USA and they would always laugh when you say "fuck", "dick" or "penis" or any other such degenerate behaviour, I've seen it a million times in a million performances, always Americans.
SuperRegisteredUser 1 year ago
@SuperRegisteredUser I thought you said you had nothing more to say to me? You still have no response to the fact that I say fuck ONE time and one time only in this video and that is a terrible abuse of the word fact.
Having a hard time believing that you've seen a million performances. Go away now, you're a cunt. (HA HA HA, I SAID CUNT!)
klfly 1 year ago 21
@klfly LMAO
PsykotikDragon 1 year ago
@klfly dude that fuckn show is a fail and I thought you're going to joke about yourself when you say "we know their books better than they do...72 virgins...here's the quran" haha and bitch comes in the background and shout and then you come over here and say it's not actually quran it's hadithHAHAAA tha was a huge FAwwIL, -your mom is slat and you're father is a drunk pedo rapist lovely community-. and it's a WEAK hadith which means doesn't belong to Islam and didn't come from mohammad pbuh
faisalkfpm 1 year ago
@faisalkfpm You should tell your hundreds of millions of muslim friends in Pakistan, Indonesia, Turkey, India, Egypt, Sudan, Afghanistan, Malaysia, Kazakhstan, Burundi, Somalia, Niger, Mali, Morocco, Algeria, Uzbekistan, Iraq, Iran, Singapore, Jordan, Bosnia, Turkmenistan, Qatar, Syria, and most of all, fucking Saudi Arabia that the Hadith doesn't belong in Islam. FAWWWWWWIL? Btw, your mom has an acid burn on her face, and your dad is probably a pedo, just like Mohammad...pbuh?
FrostuMcPenos 1 year ago
@FrostuMcPenos are a fucking idiot or just pretending to be? your mom is a cock sucker btw. And Hadith is the statements that came from mohammad pbuh by several generations so some of these generations has put something into the hadith that doesn't belong to it... the investigators later descovered them and labeled them with being WEAK means they are NOT actually a hadith therefore doesn't belong to Islam.fucking ignorant go and make a another silly retarded comedy show
faisalkfpm 1 year ago
@FrostuMcPenos it's funny how you have to check my profile b4 you reply to me.HAHAAA. and then how to reply... by mentioning almost every islamic country and just putting them their, mother fucking stupid shit I've ever talked to. seriously did you tried to make an epic comment or what? 1st it has to have a meaning doesn't it.
faisalkfpm 1 year ago
@FrostuMcPenos -another topic that we could at least negotiate about. Many people says that mohammad is a pedo. this a fucking nonsense and a huge mistak from many aspects. lets explain for you fucking idiots. in the west culture you cum at 10 for example and not able to fuck untill 18 then how is marrage? and then you probably get married at 25 notice that you have 20 years with no ability to have any sex. making alot of rape and so on and the result is adoption such as your case
faisalkfpm 1 year ago
@faisalkfpm 1. never looked at ur profile
2. look at who the people who are investigating Hadith, and are determining which are true and which are false or "weak"
3. doesn't Islam preach peace? why are you attacking me bro?
4. age of consent is 18 due to psychological reasons (of the kid you pedo), not physical or cultural or religious ones. You're pretty wrong, no matter how you want to spin pedophilia (religious reasons or otherwise).
FrostuMcPenos 1 year ago
@FrostuMcPenos 1:obviously false
2:false is weak they doesn't differ
3:I'm not your brother, my brothers are not pigs like you. Islam is peace and the only peace in the world , the rest are murderers look at how west attacked Africa, S. America, Native N.Americans, Japan and even they killed them selves and they're still doing it by deceiving public opinion with that play called 9/11 to blame Muslims and Islam and kill thousands of innocents in Iraq,Palastinia and Afghanistan.
faisalkfpm 1 year ago
@faisalkfpm 1. actually not false, still
2. whatever, i don't care
3. I don't make any excuse for the western governments, they are also usually wrong.
4. Do I really need to give you statistical information about the psychological effects of sex?
5. Actually, the one who was raped gets executed. Under Sharia law, a woman needs to have 3 credible male witnesses for the rape to be legitimized, whereas a man needs only accuse a woman of adultery to be stoned to death.
FrostuMcPenos 1 year ago
@FrostuMcPenos how dumb can you be? any given statistics contradict with Islam are false. because slam is always correct. If a woman get raped she do not get stoned to death if you have another info then it's a lie about Islam. A usual technique from the media to deceive people and scare them of Islam. but any way you all are going to burn in hell btw. maybe you mean to have sex and agree 2 do so, well that a different case, because we are not pigs like you and we don't have sex without marriage
faisalkfpm 1 year ago