Breakfast: Always Blow On The Pie Guy

[79KLASIK]

FUCK THE POLICE SMOKE COPZ GI EASTFUCKENSIDE KLA$iK 

[n1ghthawkx]

a fluffer? LOL. look it up on wikipedia, dude.

[www00800www]

Man, Guy Baldwin has a pretty good TV manner and some pretty good comic timing. He could have a second career in broadcasting if he wanted.

[Shazzadude]

@www00800www He could easily fit into the Speedo Cops force.

[sootty21]

Isn't this the Shit dick guy?

[spinnanz]

@sootty21 yeah it is

[SparKeHD]

@sootty21 yes :D



[metamutator]

Ruhspekk for the good Sergeant to realize that this would have blown over soon. Much ruhspekk.

[skuxxfalla]

i didnt blow on my pie nek minnit burnt mouth

[Stakker]

A fine ambassador for the name. A fellow Baldwin approves from the UK!

[bbgun07]

15 people didn't blow on their pie

[whangaz22]

@ okwhateverow mrvintage.co.nz

[whitnwat]

is 75,000 views considered a viral hit in NZ? this wasnt all that famous..

[supertrinko]

@whitnwat Population of NZ is around 4.5million. So it's around 1% of the population.

A video would be considered viral in the us if it had a million viewers, and they have over 300million citizens, which would mean a much lower percentage.

So yeah, 75k is pretty viral for this size country.

[SaskatoonStoner420]

i dont find this funny at all 0.o

[BabySamGray]

Jesus, does this guy have the same definition of 'fluffer' as I do?

[nosrep09]

@BabySamGray hahaha I know...... I'm a NZer but still..... ;)

[LaynaF]

@okwhateverow mrvintage.co.nz/results.html?q­=always+blow+on+the+pie

[ivanindahau]

what a legend XD

[TheRoxanneMars]

hahahahaha im hungry

[OMEruller]

I miss Paul QQ

[ZOMbyNE]

Legend.

[2CHUNKADUBSTEP]

and a fluffer hahaha

[SupaiShontaae651]

löl_I_féËl_só_l0Ñelÿ_tOÐày

[MsMinoka]

Damn the coppers hot.

[ZippyB11]

it seems kind of odd at the end, when the interview ends the hosts talk as just the two of them but it seems the officer is still there being ignored haha

[JavierB1988]

Is this the dickshit guy?

[pacmania09]

@JavierB1988 Why yes it is...lol.

[MinecraftNZ]

@JavierB1988 yup

[WirlWind494]

I have a fluffer too! My left hand!

[TheJayEffkay]

LOL what a sad pathetic country...

I cannot wait to get out of this joke of a country

[paddyleigh86]

@TheJayEffkay can't wait for you to leave either

[FlozelltheHotell]

@paddyleigh86 Lol - so I call NZ out and you want me to leave

I guess that makes sense.. not

No wonder our best graduates ditch NZ at an alarming rate - then John Key always bitches about it

[ecconz]

@TheJayEffkay Are you a 'dikshit', by any chance?

[FlozelltheHotell]

@ecconz thats beside the point - you silly hillbilly

do you not understand how this makes us look retarded

douche

[ecconz]

@FlozelltheHotell I'm no hillbilly. How does he make us look retarded?

[529Panda925Party]

@TheJayEffkay leave then

[TheJayEffkay]

@529Panda925Party

BELIEVE ME I WILL

Like Many kiwis with College Degrees, upon graduation, I will be MORE THAN happy to default on my loan and head for Australia/Canada..

Truth is NZ is a below average nation.. Sure its extremely safe, but its also extremely BORING and QUIET...

Lifes too short to waste in NZ.... Thanks for giving me your blessing to leave though,

[gabbychaffey]

fark, the host is a wanker.

[BrynTheSkits]

@gabbychaffey The host is the man, harden up.

[englandinacan]

@gabbychaffey the legendary paul henry. He's hillarious.

Unfortunately one joke took it a bit too far last year and he lost his job.

[1337k1ll4h]

What a nice guy.

[DrewHandcock]

14 people didn't blow on their pie

[scootteddy]

This cop should be a comedian! I think that was his original dream and he's seeing those come true now!

[anorthgrave]

'Just talking about the moment itself...tell us what happened, walk us very quickly through it...' - that presenter is a f'ing idiot. I'm glad he got the sack!!

[A31SKIDDAA]

R.I.P Paul Henry. well not really but yeah

[Pacslyf]

what a legend!

[n4t3d00d07]

haha and a fluffa

[Sheepbros]

14 people didnt blow on the pie

[happybunnysmiles]

what is ths like england news?

[albertron117]

@happybunnysmiles

Are you from like Canada?

[happybunnysmiles]

@albertron117 no the bronx witch is in the u.s. why?

[quantumofhate]

INDIANS HAVE BECOME THIN SKINED BECAUS THEY CAN USE IT KEEP THE HEATE OFF WHAT HAPPENS IN THEIR DIRTY SHABBY OVER POPUILATED COUNTRY.DON'T LISTEN TO WINGEING WINY UP TITE HINDUS DON'T BYE THE HOT MOUTH BERNING FOOD ETHER.

[amit79ful]

@quantumofhate u are suffering from schizophrenia and need a serious attention from a psychiatrist

[cward347sdf]

Asian beauties meet hot *lushfmlk.info*

[aus2045]

Isn't this the guy that sacked for being a racist towards indians?

[19yooh93]

@aus2045 yep

[MaggareN]

"and a fluffer, hahaha" Paul is amazing.

[MickeyNineLives]

Why do I hate the presenter more then the Cop?

[miza310]

@MickeyNineLives cause you dont posess a sense of humour..

[LolableTV]

yea but atleast newzealand people know how to wipe there arse unlike austrailian people

[DERF69ER]

i got a pie coming home from work at 5am , droped it on my leg and now have a massave hole in my pants ,,, should of blowen more then once. fml -.-

[666demonknight666]

He has since been promoted to Sergeant. Nice job.

[zomygawd78]

funny

[wheresurhat]

I MUST GET THAT SHIRT.

[CampbellofNZ]

13 people didn't blow on their pies.

[edwebo]

paul henry is the man. and so is that cop lol so modest and yet so fuckin crack up

[sayhellotourmumforme]

haha that cops a good dude

[DrkRonin03]

I wish American cops were this cool

[archangelserenity]

im famous now had to get a personal chef, do you have a personal chef and a fluffer

[porterviper]

i saw that cop pick up a HOOKER....no lie

[setonend]

@porterviper

Haha at least its legal!

[HelloOtter]

2 fagz and a supa fyne hunny

[gtirboy1]

nz pop culture sucks 

[etard82]

@gtirboy1 it really does

[r32skyline]

Nice to see my tax going to these kind of tools... FTP

[GR4NDTH3FT4UTO]

@r32skyline jealous much?

[infukincredible]

Im hungry lol

[Chaz539]

@Ceebz82 I think he meant 75,000 people have seen the first clip he showed where guy baldwin is talking to the suspect not this video.

[drtyda]

Thats classic

[littlepoppitnz]

LOL epic!

[phillchekMeOwt1]

i blow my girlfriends pie all the time!!!lol

[forthetroll]

@phillchekMeOwt1

man you have some weird fetishes. just blowing no oral no sex?

[Dillz6666]

@phillchekMeOwt1

haha, muff pie

[Drifter0guy]

only in nz people..................

[nicolelouisechambers]

this is my mates dad!!! haha

[suffer72r]

mate i got a pie the othr day at 4am and it brnt my tounge1 o if i only blew on the pie!!!

[Physicbuddha]

@suffer72r SAFER COMMUNITIES TOGETHER.

[mongoliancarrot]

@suffer72r Safer communities bro

[krzyk1w1]

I think this is the funniest thing out. Great sense of humor about it and it helps that he's cute. Good on you.

[medadane]

funny!

[nismo007]

paul henry is dumb 75000 people have seen it, youtube goes by view of videos not how many people view it, it has had 75000 views, you never know the same person could of watched it 3-7 times or more.

[jackkfullerr]

@nismo007 who cares man

[artycul8enterprises]

only a night shift worker would appreciate this question...

[Darkseeker109]

very true gotta love NZ police

[aimz55]

Auckland is not part of NZ... hahahaha buy a map Rabid Monkie, and take a walk down the yellow brick road, maybe the wizard of oz can give you a brain.....

[JosephineNZ]

@aimz55 Auckland is a city in NZ dumb fucks even if u joking u don't make it funny

[aimz55]

@JosephineNZ if you read all the comments, "YOU DUMB FUCK".... it would make sense i was joking but obviously you have the intellectual range of a teaspoon and are too stupid to understand it..... Rabid Monkie said Auckland was not part of NZ so i told him to buy a map.... so read it in context if your capable of such a task.....

[milkysbeta]

he may be funny but hes still a pig .

[alexw1981w]

This clip has ruined the pie

[SamoaMoSamoa537]

THIS GUY IS MY IDOL!

[LiberateThisWill]

Love it. "Safer communities together"...

[tzmslf1]

legend

[venuecam]

This officer is an F-grade pre-schooler.

[dweeper1020]

dang ... he is smoking hot!

[gingatim]

He looks so uncomfortable up there

[AmorousAnteater]

ABSOLUTE LEGEND!!!!!!!!

[Dragoonbear79]

hahaha what a fucking legend! "if i'm gonna be a celeb i've gotta get myself a personal chef"!!! hahaha wich i could come up with line's like that while keeping a straight face!

[AllRiseFourDrEvil]

this guy just solved would war

[Inlistd]

lol this guy's the man

[bouncemyster]

what a GC (good c'Nt). bout time we had a cop with sense of humour - good way to take the mickey and get your point across at the same time. need more cops like this.

[SikhCentre]

Sergeant Baldwin is great! The way he accepts other people laughing at him shows how grounded the guy is. The context is quite clear -- he was engaging a person, suspected of breaking into cars, in small talk.

[RevJerryFalwell]

Does this interviewer even know what a fluffer does?

[jennahaerewa]

what does it mean? haha

[RevJerryFalwell]

Seriously? Its kind of adult. Perhaps you should try google or wikipedia. ; )

[BH8TIN]

haha i bet this cop felt like a dick watchin this but mid u it was 3am in the morin and most cops arnt thinkin straight lol

[sammcj2000]

I was at dinner tonight in christchurch and i looked beind me and there was a guy with his arm tattoo'd "always blow on the pie"

[LeftAxe]

Pippa Wetzel, Yum!

[AxelPRC]

the only reason i watch breakfast lol!

[VAROrarotonga]

I hope Paul's fluffer gets a good wage, look at his smile at 1:50

[aforadam]

the host keeps talking about his fluffer and no-one bats an eyelid!

did they not get the reference or is it just not an issue to talk gay porn on TVNZ?

[philthy122]

Paul Henry gets away with stuff most tv presenters would get shot for. He's hilarious, you should check out the green peace mustache.

[crazymumofmany]

that is a very cool t-sirt of u offcer sir boss man keep on makeing cool ten 7 shit like that ffffffuuuunnyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! stuf

[shinesmile77]

He is a lovely Policeman..great sense of humour..I may start blowing on the pie now..However, Georgie pie is now no more...plus now that i am not living in Aotearoa, it may have to be a pie in the UK now lol ...Thanks for posting this i enjoyed this too xo

[et978]

...and actually the cop's pronunciation (and spelling) doesn't break the rythm of the whole speech: it wouldn't be as much fun if he would have said "thermonuclear".

safer communities together! what a genius!

[et978]

thermonukelar !!!

[Termidouf]

Haha awesome!! Gotta love that guy haha. Oh and everyone having their silly fits about the pronunciation of nuclear doesn't seem to reason there is such thing as dialects within a language/culture. Gotta add my part haha.

[BPOPINGTMO]

Fuck we rule. Best country ever

[tosgem]

Umm git over your silf bro. Yeah, nice country, cool story, but such patriotism from the inhabitants of any country makes me wince.

[V8luvaBoY]

i wana t-shirt lmao

[plzMFwakeupmyhumanz]

do you "ignorant only" people want to know how american police got so bad? because the people ignored the fact that their police were getting worse, i know this cause my friend victoriamarystong lives in america & is currently seeing a police officer, now! he has told her some wicked stuff, how his sargent & the rest of them are corrupt & racist. but he is trying to change. but my point is we can't afford to be ignorant so please DON'T!

[Sointayew]

New Zealand may not be the greatest country in the world but we can honestly say that we were never lead by complete loosers such as Hitler and George Bush.

[Sointayew]

Americans have the worst sense of humour, you couldn't even call it humour. There actually so dry its not funny. Take a look at your own cops before you take the piss out of ours. Quite honestly we should be thankfull to have a cop thats so laid back. There is actually no correct way to say "nuclear" every country has many different accents and pronounce it in there own unique ways. Ask someone from Texas to pronounce nuclear, now that would be funny.

[yoyodindin]

I dnt like police but this guys prity kwl beter then the host! not funy!

[WhiteDeathrow]

Or you could just wear a condom... then you don't have to worry about pulling out to blow on the pie

:P

[AstraliciouS]

He is taking the piss this whole interview.

Hes a funny guy lol

[Ins0mniya]

Paul is a fucking cunt I hate that guy, also he thinks hes funny talking about a fluffer the cop is just like "your a moron"

btw a fluffer is someone who warms up pornstars by giving them blowjobs for those who don't know.

[DrDangerWW]

Woah papercut! Did a kiwi steal your girlfriend? Lighten up francis!

[1comeinpeac3]

100000 views isn't an internet sensation...

[fitzyp]

for nz it is

[PCrePs]

by TV One news show standards it is. They don't realise how smal fry that is.

[zurichleader]

It is when we only have 4 million people. :P

[1comeinpeac3]

it will get more since it was on australian tv show the other night...

[HellsyeahNZ]

We are dry humour MOTHERFUCKER

[tanemahuta33]

People whose favourite video on YouTube is a terrible acoustic cover of an awful Flo Rida song shoudn't throw stones.

[sheanaynay8]

you miserable pommie dick.... would you prefer us to think we suck like you that's that english class mentality don't let us colonists think we're anything or aspire to be anything.

Cunt

[hummerlover24]

F U 2

[fizzyboy12]

Do you just wanna shut hte fuck up NZ is the best country in the World

[kiwicaz]

damn right

[louiseobrien2065]

Love the Kiwis and their humour. Their cops are the best.

[maddyissocool1]

Lol such a kiwi thing !

we always have to b the one making fools of our selfz!

[jacobkay]

A decent policeman it seems... strange

[camthecannon]

That is one cool cop mad props for his sense of humor

[freshvisionmedia]

Its a classic... lol

[Robinfuk]

good luck with that "h dog" you dickface

[betrayer006]

wats wrong son?....

[papers2000]

Well. What a big boy you are. I bet your parents feel proud of you.

[betrayer006]

that cop has a very poor sense of humour....very typical of kiwis....

[laserpointer321]

kiwis have a huge sense of humour. people from america can't laugh

[betrayer006]

no trust me kiwis have no sense of humour...aussies are funnier...and what do africans have to do with this? yep theyre funnier than kiwis...