Kill Glenn Beck With A Shovel. Please.

[ShadyGovernment]

will do

[Mindcrime7]

You heard the man, grab a shovel and get to it

[paddotk]

He wants it himself too??!! Where can i report??

[killerdugong]

well he DID ask for it.

[HimesInu]

I would, but my actions coming back tree fold doesn't sound like a healthy prospect where I'm standing.

[thesicilianguitarist]

That is an insult to all the shovels in the world!!!!

I think a plunger is more in his class.

[Memeroxzlotz]

so...tempted...must...remember­....pacifism....

[theshortguy411]

Wait, sooo...

[GrockJake]

Any day, Glenn,

[paperorpipe]

Given the intellect of his following audience I bet there will be a guy that watches this and says, "Sir, yes sir!"

[300pzl]

Garrote wire can be quite nasty...

[Trotskyistrevolution]

Im down.... But I will be chopping him in,half with a blunt shovel

[tarjay35]

Soooo.....this the go-ahead right?

[55destructo]

GO get an education to find out what party is the party of slavery, I'll give you a hint it starts with a D and there mascot is a jackass

[frankderpanzer1]

@55destructo

That was along time ago. Guess what party actually cares about the average person. Here is a hint it doesnt start with a R.

[devourerofbabies]

@frankderpanzer1 It also doesn't start with a D.

[AutumnLikesToLaugh]

I'll kill you with a shovel Glenn... I'll make it painful too :)

[stunashv]

why is noone answering his pleas

[GrigoriZhukov]

@stunashv Because it is crueler to let him live that to put him to sleep. Anyway there are some things you should do yourself and ending ones life is a personal choice...frankly I'd pay good money to watch him commit suicide with a shovel. I'm sure it would be highly educational and entertaining.

[stunashv]

@GrigoriZhukov yes but its crueler to the american people if we let him live. his timeslot could be spent much more productively, on for example episodes of Community, which is widely regarded ad the greatest show ever

[GrigoriZhukov]

@stunashv Must be the WORST never heard of that show and anyways anyone that doens't ride a motorcycle, own guns, livestock and make their own beer/wine/whiskey is an inbred, welfare sucking loser that thinks the NFL is real entertainment.

[salinagrrrl69]

You will never stop GLENN BECK!!!

[samgreen2010]

this guy is racist a jackass can not get a life (to sum this all up hes a redneck) yet he got a job

[salinagrrrl69]

You nanny state tit sucker boobs are never going to defeat GB!

[samgreen2010]

@salinagrrrl69 shut up you cock sucking redneck

[92RedRevolver]

I'd be happy to Glenn.

[RussianPenguin1]

Gladly.

[patmanrox]

ill gladly kill him with a shovel.

[AshWilliamCaldwell]

no, no what we should do, is put him in one of those deep sea diver de compression chamber's, put it up to 200 atmosphere's then rapidly decrease it so that his body cannot with stand the pressure and he explodes.

[pemchem]

It would be like a mercy killing.

[Sarkintar]

Glenn, I've got some time and a shovel. Why don't you stop by?

[MrCitizen28]

I always thought that a slow boat to the south pole would be appropriate, but hey run with it!

[megamaster117]

All right Im gonna go get it

[JASON9948]

WHY IS HE NOT DEAD????????

[nullified111]

Wow, you're all really classy.

[nullified111]

Wow, you're all really classy. 

[USgovernmentApproved]

All of you Glenn and Rush followers must understand that just because someone thinks Beck,Rush,and Fox News is a pile of shit, IT DOES NOT make them a leftist,democrat,or a liberal. I know Glenn and Rush tell you otherwise and you believe everything they tell you,but then again that is why you all are a bunch of retarded sheep.Bahhhhh.

[iamthe1337est]

I WISH I COULD OBLIGE THIS WISH.

[tarkou]

YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY THAT TWICE BUDDY...

[CaseRed0605]

Killing him with a shovel is probably too good for him. Stuffing his head in a 400 pound woman's diseased vagina is more like it.

[jonow995]

i will

[Rayden440]

It would be kind of a waste to kill him with a shovel.

[russia687]

With pleasure.

[milkkratekriminal]

I wish Beck would kill himself with a shovel...live...on television. funny funny funny funny funny funny. hahahahaha.

[dantelabon]

Yes...PLEASE.



[Genius14928]

oh Glenn, you're inviting me to do it. I can be in your studio with a shovel in about 2 days so I hope your willing to air this.

[mp372348234player]

everyone on fox is a completle fucking retarded fucktard

[jscottupton]

Glenn Beck is closer to the truth than Obama/Pelosi?Reid

[NBluth]

Awwww, I don't have a shovel.

Can I give it a go with a plastic fork? It'll take longer and hurt Glenn a lot more, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make...

[Dedfaction]

nah, bloods hard to clean off a shovel...

[KevinLuhrs]

don't mind if i do xD jk

[FuckYouLetMeLogIn]

It's been six months since I posted last, and you people still haven't killed him with a shovel like he asked? And you call yourselves Americans. Where's your patriotism? Where's your get up and go?

And, more importantly, where's your shovel?

[willwork4superpowazz]

@FuckYouLetMeLogIn then quit complaining and do it yourself! go ahead im waiting to see on the news "glenn beck killed with a shovel"

[Silberdachs]

Kill you with a shovel, Glenn? Nah.

This is what you really deserve:

watch?v=YGpbbfVgmrY

[j4unumber1]

Yes someone please kill Glenn Beck with a shovel!

[JackNimble61]

Nice to see so many anti-constitutionalists here.

[feadua]

Just fucking kill him already. Use knives if you got 'em.

[oRReOP]

I would never hit Glenn Beck with a shovel. I mean, what if the shovel breaks?

[Davethemusicmaid]

dang i have to honestly say i now actually agree with him on something

[muffinsareyommy]

Hey, I actually agree with him!

[danvm680]

i happen to have a shovel i use to pick up dog shit ^^

[devourerofbabies]

That's too clean to use for a task like this.

[nongratis1]

@danvm680 Then get your liberal lame ass down there then. You leftists cowards want someone else to do everything for you. You weak liberal and you'll never amount to much.

[0linaj]

@danvm680

No, that is too nice of a shovel to waste on Glenn

[LyonRacing]

@danvm680 I use a bag. Its easier then walking around my neighborhood with a shovel. And less awkward. People will probably stop staring at you like your a serial killing rapist if you just use a bag.

[devourerofbabies]

@danvm680 Using it on Beck would make it dirty.

[TheNostradamic]

@danvm680 Why would you do that to the dog shit?

[lolatmarshall]

lol

[tru7hmnb]

Glenn Beck is an American Hero!! I await your inflamed hemeroidal responses! LMFAO!! Seriously, I belive this man is a patriot and a hero.

[i8alawngnome]

I'll do it!!!!

[CriticShrute]

If there is a brave person on this planet, than please do it, please kill this fucker before someone else is forced to. Do it. Now. Now. Now. Stop reading this and do it. NOW NOW NOW!!!! End it, save the world. DO IT. Please now.

[nevar00]

It's scary that so many people believe in this corporate puppet douchebag.

[FuckYouLetMeLogIn]

What I don't undertsna is why there isn't an army of people with shovels waiting for him every day at Fox News. I mean, we know where he works. Just go there, and if security gives you any trouble, just say: "I'm here to kill Glen Beck with a shovel because he asked me to."

All nice and legal.

[catsandbeer]

haha - very true!

[nongratis1]

@FuckYouLetMeLogIn Why aint you going down there then.  Are you a typical coward liberal. You want someone else to have to do the dirty work. You a pussy.

[J0kerofHearts]

@FuckYouLetMeLogIn fox news really isn't a news outlet. it's completely sponsored by big corporations, and they use it to control the minds of idiots

[GrigoriZhukov]

@FuckYouLetMeLogIn Sadly no it isn't legal. Kind of shame really, we can put a pet or our livestock out of their misery or because it's cheaper than health care. BUT we can't do it for people...WTF are animals BETTER than people?

[AnimeFanADDICT]

@FuckYouLetMeLogIn Is there enough Internets in the world to give you?

[larsjake]

Come over to my house glenn, i have several shovels!

[CaptDope]

yes! please, someone do this!

[AdelieTheVampire666]

WELL OK :D

*gets a shovel*

[Smackdown2211]

You know if you did ... You could say that you were a BIG fan of Beck!! And that you think everything Beck has told you is true!! The verdict is in INSANITY !!! Im not saying do it I was just saying .....

[AdelieTheVampire666]

:D i have no idea who he is!

:D i just heard him from RayWilliamJohnson hahaha

:S and u've confuzzled me...

[Socoolscienceshow]

Thats the only smart thing hes said!

[uscsinger04]

gladly. i'm going to the home depot i'll be right there. sit tight glenny boy

[DecembersEdge]

Glenn Beck said something that actually for once I would do if it was in fact legal. What a scum fucking loser.

[thebrutes118]

Can't agree with you more, I'll get the shovel.

[jonletter]

How about a fucking machete?

[sheepsunion]

sound advice Glenn and probobly the most intelligent thing hes spewed into his mentally handicaped or uneducated audiences small brains.

[egodevenio]

its funny... cause you had to cut out only that one line, and didnt actually listen to him. you hate him because hes honest and hes imperfect. just lke all of us. grow up. over 60,000 thousand americans just marced on washigton. hahaha in your face. im glad hes still alive.

[sheepsunion]

idiot it was 10000 and you dont need to say thousand after already putting the zeros.

And no we hate him because hes a propagandist and promotes hate. If you believe every thing hes said you believe obama is a terrorist, communist, muslim, anti white, marxist, tzar, and is going to kill all old people. If you believe this you are truely a unintelligable puppet of Becks, especially because Obama is half white, he took time off his campaign for his old dying grandmom, christian, and socialist.

[egodevenio]

i am pro choice, for legalization of marijuana, anti taxes, anti federal reserve, i dont think its the governments job to decide if two gay individuals get married, i think that should be left up to the church and those individuals. i believe obama is no better than bush. i believe he is a liar just like most if not all politicians are. i believe that things like this are pathetic and distract most americans from the real issues we are actually having right now. oh and i really like glenn beck.

[mlektra]

honest and imperfect? This is the least we can say! Honestly stupid and imperfect as we all are : we all know that jackass!

[shnazzyone]

Most logical thing glenn beck has ever said.

[pazuuzuuuu]

Good advice from Glenn!

[OneActiveGamer]

So wait can we kill him with a shovel? LOL

YA but Glenn u suck

[MadWorldDesigns]

Shiiit. Glen Beck just WON the ratings war, so you don't know what your talking about. I never understood why people hate Beck. He never talks bad about anyone personally except people trying to screw us. Why is Fox News ratings going up and up at the moment cause NOW America is looking around going "Wait, maybe he wasn't lying.. things have fell all to shit (just as Glen said they would). Learn to respect the people trying to help you and hate the people trying to harm you then you will go far.

[HaloedG]

The ratings are up because Americans are so used to corrupt bullshit that when the field begins to become level and equal, people think something is wrong.

You're a clown.

[MadWorldDesigns]

No your just using the race-card like many other black americans that for some reason think this is a play against him for this "color".

Which in my opinion makes him even more dangerous at the face he has people that will support him up unto the end even when he can't hide the facts and the reality of all these assumptions become fact.

You to my friend will find out that this president (not putting race into face) is slowly killing this country. Just wait even you will see.. Best of luck.

[MadWorldDesigns]

Oh and PS: I voted for Obama. So my fears of the changes he is making are genuine and not race related. Anyone using common since and doing the math can plainly see we have BIG problems coming. The problems are more than financial btw. But it will all be revealed soon. Enjoy the ride.... will it last, then return to this channel to tell everyone how you knew it was coming when all along you didn't...

[HaloedG]

You're a paranoid clown.

[aaron8862006]

Level and equal? What are you, Marxist?

[HaloedG]

Spare me the labels, clown. In your world, do people conveniently fit into cubby holes you conveniently categorize for your prejudiced pleasure?

[MaxwellBennett]

Gladly Glenn.

[DigitalAquarius]

Glenn Beck is losing all of his advertisers. I think he's going to cry again.

[MosinWolf]

I don't usually take requests...but okay

[KILLGlennBeck]

Hey Glenn you worthless piece of shit. Your the reason I made my user name. Like all right wing republicans you tell people not to do something but you do it yourself. Your an alcoholic and Rush Limbaugh is doping himself out on prescription drugs. I would love to kill you in the most inhumane way possible.

[MadWorldDesigns]

PS: Killglenbeck: So what did Glen Beck tell you not to do?? All I have ever heard him say was "dont believe the politicians" But maybe he told you not to go to youtube and it broke your heart. Whats worse than Beck is idiots that never watch his show and comment based on other idiots. I guess thats why they come in bunches right?

[benningtone0303]

Amen to that.

[Smackdown2211]

@MadWorldDesigns Um they come in bunches because (clue) Type in Glen Beck on youtube and what do you see?? clips of Glen Becks LIES,and stupid scary stories...the people that you are calling idiots know more about Beck than you do!! They dont need Becks chalkboard to figure it out!! And one more thing ratings Jerry Springer kicks the shit out of Beck and Fox News so mabey you should get your news there!!

[recyclecongress]

@Smackdown2211

Jerry Springer is MINDLESS "Sheeple" entertainment...then again...these people don't have the MENTALITY to watch news as informative as Glenn Beck!

[AlpinKirkonen]

i doubt hes the reason you made your username

[charliebubblesoar]

okay, if that's what you want, Glenn

[elfbride]

Oh, I forgot to mention your dry-drunk idiocy and 'saved' attitude. Shove it.

[elfbride]

I would GLADLY kill you with a shovel. Several times over, you stupid, hypocritical, myopic, xenophobic, homophobic, pander-the-the-lowest-denomina­tor FUCKTARD!!!

[dalbrask]

F*** Off elfbride. Keebler's calling. Time for you to get back in the tree bitch

[elfbride]

Gosh, such hostility. How come you aren't so nasty to the other posters?

[DigitalAquarius]

Standing ovation for that.

[elfbride]

Why, thank you!

[HaloedG]

Where is Fox News Studios again? I'm sure your request can be arranged, Glenn Beck.

[666bushisnazi666]

i second that.

[GoldenInk]

I third that.

[cecinid]

Glen Blech is an absolute FUCKTARD. He, Sean Hammity and Rush Limpbra should do all intelligent Americans a favor and fall over DEAD, sooner rather than later...

[kissofthevampire13]

I love Glenn Beck. Hes sooooo funny

[Sshelly34213]

GLADLY.

[pbmdh]

I would love to kill him with a shovel.

[superextremelaser]

glenn beck is creepy.

[TheWiseStoner]

Gladly.

[1draydox]

FOR THE GOOD OF THE NATION

[BULLSFAN12345]

LIBERAL PUSSY BITCHES!!!!!!!

[ViccieB1993]

It would be an honor , you ignorant motherfucking game-hater!!!!

[KohDyrick]

A shovel? Not violent enough for the waste of air that is Glenn Beck. Fucking hypocrite, dumb ass, racist bigot.

[RetardStudios3]

Be careful what you wish for, buddy.

[mopannu15]

where can i get a cheap shovel...on second thought ill just rent a bulldozer

[sRod21]

give me a few minutes. i need to go to home depot first.

[patmweav]

Yes, someone please kill him with a shovel... or an ax, or a gun, or a bulldozer, whatever you need, just please kill this douchebag

[knietfiend]

why would you want to kill someone that is tellin the truth about everything thats goin on in this country , Douchebag.

[patmweav]

because only douchebags like you think he's telling the truth.

[BVguitar44]

Ha, but he is.

[markobears]

Beck is such a coward he hired a swat team and wore a flak jacket after hearing about threats on his life. He even begged Ron Paul to tell his supporters killing is wrong. Yet Pussy boy BEck encourages violence against anyone whos not another right wing, hypochristian, war monger. Fuck BEck and anyone who supports him.

[hunthell]

I don't know where you get your ass-backward information, but don't bring up LIES from shady sources, you sick twisted fuck.

[markobears]

sources? The Glen Beck show! his first interview with Ron Paul. lol!

[onebystander]

Lol,

[coachfun1987]

Tell me when and where, Beck. When and where.