HOT CHICK IN A BASKET!

[modestlambchop]

Lmao I refuse to get married unless my guy will do stuff like that!

[ShalayaWearsPrada]

@ 10:29 SHAY AND THE LADY MATCHED, HAHAHHAHA. THEY WERE BOTH WEARING GREEN SHIRTS AND PLAID PANTS AND WERE UH.... OF BIGGER STATURE.

[megapuppyluv101]

Oh thanks

[megapuppyluv101]

Shay said in one of his videos he was still 280 pounds and he lost like 100 pounds so he was about 380 pounds here! Wow :0

[hollisterbabey1018]

@megapuppyluv101 no he was 280 and now he is 180 ish.

[SomeoneBeautifulify]

@megapuppyluv101 No, he started out at 280 and then lost about 90, went down to 190, lost 10 more punds, and is now somewhere in the 180 range. :)

[fiaeatscats]

i only have one leg and it didnt grow back :( liar

[emmygerard]

symbiosis is a mutually beneficial relationship between two people.

[Mrspawnshoppe]

Aww my first shaytards video♥

[BALACLAVAcentral]

Whoa ... Shay you look so good now !

[RayannaHearts]

first vid that got me watching you guys :D its been 2 years

[zeldafan1515]

whoa, here it is now February 1 2012, a year and six months later, shay looks completley different. congrats shay

[LostSaltShaker]

Lol at the lady who wasnt amused

[RaccoonMayhem]

These were the days<3

[dfan]

I really want to pinch his cheeks

[LizaMarie408]

I miss these vlogs.

[Super29Girls]

Wow shay I just can't believe you lost all this wight :O

[NikkiEnvy1]

Omg I just watched today's vlog and then this...all I can say is WOW xD

[Peacelovemusic467]

rocktard is growing up so fast!!!!!!!!!

[iamournoir]

symbiosis is when 2 animals work together to help one another

[AndreaImogen]

Oh my god this made me cry with laughter!! Ahahahaha! Just made my crappy day 10x better :D This is why I love you guys!

[simmofreerunner]

shay is quality... he is well funny

[mysteryperson029]

Hahaha this video literally had me laughing out loud! Awesome! You guys are so cute and so in love ! Definitely hoping to have a relationship as great as yours someday!

[nonnogirl123456789]

All of shaytards videos is so fun

[nonnogirl123456789]

All of shaytards is very good

[lizzard224]

@tention12 how.....

[Tention12]

mommytard is a gold digger

[anewchapter100]

@Tention12 wow

[xXAlmostEvilXx]

@Tention12 you want to explain that?

[theonedirectionrock]

i watch the shaytards everyday u guys rock keep up the good work

[CoD4ModernWarfare4PC]

"We were just talking about how well we go toge-- you're so hot."

[antekyo]

oh! my wiener!

[Cosme422]

I was about to tell my work buddies about these videos but they start with ads now so never mind!

[sillyk98]

I remember when my brothers tried to see who could eat one of those huge marshmallows in the least amount of bites while it was covered in melted chocolate. It was pretty cool. :D

[alibrooke20]

how do u pick the names of each episode..whats makesnthem the best names?

[rideredification]

i bet mommytard has nice tits

[JeriTorres19]

"dunk it on the baby's face" lmao

[saraclarke20]

Take Your Hat Off Shay At The Table , Didn't Your Mom Teach You To Take Off Your Hat At The Kitchen Table , Also At Resteraunts As Well <3

[xiaosecretability]

you're so crazy shay

[xXstarburst00Xx]

i laughed so freaking hard at 11:28 xD

[ThePurpleElephant27]

This was my very first Shaytards video and I have loved them ever since. <3

[lifewithmesarahmarie]

It is September 29, 2011 and I still remember helping Shay pick those shoes. :D

[smoshrules1350]

katilette your not a fat pig your a beautiful SKINNY wife and all of us fans of the shaytards think so to

[woqpyeal]

I love how Shay's just standing there staring at the basket and laughing!

[xoxoxpeaches]

Omg I love you to :)

[boddahveryape]

@xoxoxpeaches *two

[UnicornsandJunk]

Marriage Counseling 101 ;D 

[JackieMcShan27]

Cutest couple ever.

[aaaaaaaa1424]

you guys remind me a lot of me and my bf, we are always kidding around like you guys are, its so cute!

[sunxswimxsail]

i love this video so much

[fastmilion]

fat?

[angie171210]

aw poor mommytard lol shay be nice!

[PARODYCHAOS]

Mommytard should adopt me

[MrJonojono34]

mommy tard doesnt look like she has had 4 kids ill just say that

[tommy2122108]

@lbp1expert Calm down....lol

[lbp1expert]

MOMMYTARD IS SOOO FUCKING HOT!!!!!

[theholygoalienumber1]

@Bluejinxy19 What vlog number was that in? :S :L

[skatefallen1000]

mommytard is HOT!!!!

[13smileyface129]

Oh my god! I saw those exact marshmallows today! They're HUGE!

[Frofrobagbeans]

mommytards so hot.. You should adopt me

[loovemexx3]

HAha she is dressed like Kourtney Kardashian lmao.

[iamnotaperson101]

shay you are inspiration to me. i am fat so i dont get guys to talk to or even to ya know hang out so thanks shay p.s. i really love your vlogs please dont stop till rocktard is like 16 cuz im sure there are people that want to see him and all the other childrens grow up

[Yingyang406]

Halarious !!!

[JustinPidgey]

One of the best videos! :D

[YouNeedMusicToLive]

OH my winner broke(: haha thank yoou carly for making my day

[SuperSwaqqedOut]

These have to be the best parents you'll ever find Lol

[mvmassacre21]

11:30 hahaha. l laughed my butt off so hard that i started choking. xD omg you guys are hilarious.

[puppyprincess12345]

@mvmassacre21 LOL i know i couldn't stop laughing XD

[C1Era]

9:11

[gryffindorseeker1]

Hunting boat?!?!?!?!?

[cherrybomb296]

People with one leg will be very disappointed...

[iamnotaperson101]

anyone esle hear the guy say hell no when shay went to grab the thing at the end

[haplypaplyful]

red is better



[M39AN143]

@EmmaLikesFish because she takes a bath!

[xXxXStellahxXxX]

Are you saying they don't take care of themselves?! cleaning wise?

that's kinda mean :/

[M39AN143]

@xXxXStellahxXxX no? babytard said herself that she's blonde because she takes a bath.. its even in the intro in some recent videos:/ its a joke.. calm like.

[SpringRain2010]

The basket part was so funny, The whole store shot... that's what makes life fun!!!

[drunkenirish420]

you 2 are freaking AWESOME

[pinkloveabercrombie]

You guys are hilarious!

[tj7998]

they are one of the best and prettiest couples i have ever seen!

[EmmaLikesFish]

@zebrax92 Oh right, I really wasn't thinking about the rest of the family. That was a half asleep thought xD Thanks. 

[EmmaLikesFish]

...How is babytard blonde. Both mommytard and shay are brunettes...

[zebrax92]

@EmmaLikesFish have you seen the rest of the family? some of them have blonde hair. (its called recessive genes)

[AJT305]

ROFL @11:28 awesome

[tigerluver43]

i hope im lucky enough to have a relationship like you 2 someday <3

[kristy349349]

Symbiosis-the act of 2 or more organisms together either demonstrating parasitism,mutualism,or communalism.

[reccespuff]

i bought those marshmelos becuase i saw this and ond my facebook i show how the marshmelow dosent even fit in your mouth

[gummybearthief13]

i honestly bought those marshmallows at my walmart! me and my dad called them marshmallow apples!hahah

[Kadoodless]

Shay and Katilette are such kids at heart, haha. <3

[mphsgolden1]

That was Hill.lar.ious great fun had by all lol

[nbuyea]

to the comment i just quoted...get the stick outta your butt. They are having fun. And they don't worry about what other people think. That is a GOOD thing. Also, I encourage taking your hat off at the dinner table...but I didn't even notice his hat. what a dumb thing to comment on. if you don't like it, don't watch it. get a grip. they are a good family, and they are funny and love each other. those are the important things.

[nbuyea]

"

Shaytard I was kind of like enjoyng this videos of yours, but your laughs are about any dumb thing and you are over acting in this video , but that is the tarded idea that you have for this work and if it pleases you, that is just great, but in the restaurants table having dinner with your hat on, looks terrible and it is a enormous fault of good manners, those things make the differences from us and wild creatures, you have 4 kids, little things are fun to encourage for their good future"

[nbuyea]

haha! You guys are so awesome. You should be marriage councelors. Just a quick request-could you do like a monthly video on how you guys keep your marriage so good? You guys really love eachother, and it is sad that most people cannot have a relationship like yours. it would be awesome of you guys to give some other married couples some tip:). And you made it funny so it wasen't like a pep talk or a lecture. lol. Me and my husband benefited from watching this for sure.

[SeptimusLover]

Wow!! I guys Are awesome!! I never saw anyone do anything like that in public!

[etfumoon]

shaytard=shayturd=retard

[pie8die]

@etfumoon its funny because your in the 690 people who dont like this video and your competition is more than 34,000! good luck

[anythingbrunomars]

@etfumoon why would you call him that?

[thesimpsons1614]

holy shit shay you summed up my entire life when u were tlking bout the money stuff. my parents are going through a divorce because of money. were broke pretty much

[55533353]

Nice dude!

[htolad]

i want get a girl friend funny like her

[MrArenVartanian]

wow these people are f**kin immature lol . The greatest part is they have 4 little kids . Hey but there having a good time . I cant believe i sat here and watched this though

[airstroke]

I think everybody in costco remembers shay by now

[hickmantaylor10]

"Known Stastics"

[Audie0616]

I'm viewer 800,800 thats cool!

[vikingo15mx]

Shaytard I was kind of like enjoyng this videos of yours, but your laughs are about any dumb thing and you are over acting in this video , but that is the tarded idea that you have for this work and if it pleases you, that is just great, but in the restaurants table having dinner with your hat on, looks terrible and it is a enormous fault of good manners, those things make the differences from us and wild creatures, you have 4 kids, little things are fun to encourage for their good future

[vikingo15mx]

Shaytard I was kind of like enjoyng this videos of yours, but your laughs are about any dumb thing and your acting in this video is so exagerated, but that is the tarded idea that you have for this video work and if it pleases you, that is just fine with me, but in the restaurants table having dinner with your hat on looks terrible and it is a enormeous fault of good mannersm those things make the differences from us and wild creatures, you have 4 kids, this little things are fun to ...... too

[UwishUwasME99]

Shay ur a kiddddd

[EdwardvsJacobFan]

shay, you're thinking about commensalism which is a symbiotic relationship. the ox and the bird example is exactly what you read in your biology textbook. great memory there, shay!

[McAawesomeKeefe]

carly is fuckin hot

[KarlNuevo16]

@McAawesomeKeefe She has a weiner... literally

[blodemomment777]

i want you to be my parents

kthanks

[TheRawritsbeth]

11:09 seriously?

WHATCHA MEAN SERIOUSLY HE'S SHAYCARL!

[CBMatt]

Damn, I wish the ground turkey at Winco still cost that much!

[SparklesGoddess]

This is one of my favorite shaytards videos.

[autumnsdadsgirl]

Is that the edible wallpaper from Willy Wonka?

[kieyana751]

lOl....ii wanna go to the grocery store with u guys:)

[jusliloulme220]

....shay you did buy a new truck....yesterday....

[TheSunnyCheese]

When I grow up, I wanna be just like you guys. You inspire me every day. Thanks to you, I will never get a credit card and I am happy about that. I want to be a vlogger, with a childish side. My parents do not approve of being silly, but you inspire me more than my mom and step dad. I don't want to be perfect. I want to be ClaireTard :)

[physcofreak2012]

u guys have "done it" 4 times haha me and my husband have 3 times ha

[iStaNLeYx1]

like if you used to watch shay when he used to put what number video it was when he put it on youtube lol

[pinkredbluegreen]

mommytard seems drunk or tipsy hahaha

[hanniballecterlover]

hahahahahaha, the mall actions were super hilarious! hahahaha

[TheONLYhotchick]

U should of let her inside the basket and take the basket to the counter and let the price it, and then say chickens and she pops out screamin that will be totally hilarious!!!!!

[TheONLYhotchick]

ITS SO FUNNY!!! HAHAHA OR ITS SO FLUFFY!!!! IT DOESNT REALLY MATTER THIS IS SO HILARIOUS!!!!! (ps: i accidentaly dropped my burger while writting this but oh well.)

[theZ3bra]

Hhahahahahhahahah! the end was hilarious XD

that made my day.

[AxxZZx34gg]

U R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KIDZ LOL x

[Meroxrihannaful]

My god your a hero , my Grannys leg growed back cause of you ! thank you wizards of DOOM ;

[buildabeard1]

ahahahaha i actually lol'd so hard

[xLoveTheSuit]

One upon a time, there was a crazy couple (the Tards, naturally) on a date. Their date turned into a major adventure when Mommytard was sucked into the evil basket case of doom! Fortunately, with her super strength, she managed to break free! The couple thought they were safe, but Shaytard was stolen away by a giant, metal monster! Oh noooo! But! Because of his magical powers, Shaytard escaped, and he and Mommytard ran away to live happily ever after (though this is far from the end!)

=)

[TheEmilydc]

your beard is awesome!! luv u guys

[ronaldsucks]

i wonder how long they will last

[Niadra]

I think you mean "sympatico," not symbiotic. XD

[Bennickzz]

Wow, I love it when people say shit like "how did the fatty get that hot chick". I really hope these people will realize there is much more to a relationship than physical attraction.

[idreem2much]

@Bennickzz And one day you will realize how attraction truly works in the animal kingdom........

[TouchingTeardrops]

@Bennickzz you can say that but shay was good looking when he married katilette

so i think people that said "relationship is not based from physical attraction" is hypocrites.

[Demoniiiic]

@Bennickzz But Shay looked like nothing then he does now. have u seen his pics back then?

[sahatedison]

why i can't find a tits? bored

[2010Niamh]

Mommytard is so much prettier than Kourtney Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian has the personality of a brick!

[Fershizzal]

pg13 involves boobs

[DaftDreams]

Seriously, there is nothing I want more in life than to find someone like Shay for myself. Getting kicked out of a grocery store for doing crazy things is sort of my dream version of a date. XD Am I strange?

[strawberrycrazy1]

@DaftDreams haha you're not strange lol I want the same thing!

[SparklesGoddess]

Shay, please direct me to the closest 18 year old version of you. Thank you.

[kaytieex1]

best.video.ever LMAO

[I3urnzrange]

why my one leg didn't grow back?

[pandalover555]

ur dates r so fun :D

[shamrock608]

kateilette looks nothing like courtny kardashianm, kateilette is about 1 millions miles more attactive.

[whenmonkeysattack16]

@shamrock608 Yes....and Kim Kardashian's booty is just 1 millions miles long. OOOOOOH!!!!!!!!

[whenmonkeysattack16]

@whenmonkeysattack16 Ooopsss....wrong Kardashian...

[shamrock608]

@whenmonkeysattack16 kim and chloe are sisters and then ther is another kardahsian the looks like a man , even with the three sisters together kateilette is still more attractive then all of them

[pokerjon06]

LOL!!

[pokerjon06]

@etfumoon because ppl like you can't

[etfumoon]

@pokerjon06 and i suppose u can shut up

[pokerjon06]

@etfumoon nice comeback! only took you a whole month to come up with it!

[etfumoon]

@pokerjon06 at least i have a life and not constantly harrasing people on the web i do not want this pitter patter to go any further than this maybe you should get a hobby

[pokerjon06]

@etfumoon only took ya 2 weeks on that one...ur getting quicker

[nicole30600]

i like when you and your wife give little tips on relationships <3

[lalaboy181]

i wish my parents acted like that at the store!

[101gamecock]

@lalaboy181 I wish my parents were like shay and katilette period.

[aimeesummer8]

LMAOOO

[ikarisma5]

you guy's are so funny

[OliviaJvasquez]

33944 people only have one leg...