Dan Quayle

[thaKG]

Every vice president in my lifetime has been a joke.

[musictpt1]

He makes Dubya look like he belongs in Mensa

[BathroomVandal]

He endorsed Romney, sucks for Romney.

[couragio235]

WHAT A FUCKING MORON - PERIOD!!!

[dukenthaylor]

0:01 - Oh..he's CHALLENGED, alright!

And Michael J Fox's impression of HIM is MUCH better!

[trwent]

It seem like, in the last half-century, there have been a lot of dunces nominated by the Republicans to be Vice President. Spirow Agnew, Dan Quayle, Sarah Palin. In all fairness, they have had some smart ones too--Cheeny, Dole, Rockefeller. And the Democrats had the problem with McGovern's running mate Tom Eagleton being revealed to have seen a psychiatrist, and then being replaced by Sergent Shriver. But overall, the Democrats' VP nominees have been stronger over the last 40+ years or so.

[freezethedead23]

@photolitherland

he's a lot nicer. He's just VERY VERY clumsy. She's insane.

[salah1323]

hmm back to tomorrow?

[meteosurreal]

@bwmcmaste Uh, no. Actually "Future English" is yo people ur a different fail t th tha n uz wins will lol.

[ponetak]

this man raises questions about what can be considered thought.

[Grudgerson]

i think him and bush were frat mates

[philberz]

In all seriousness I think Mr.Quayle is dyslexic

[yankbastard]

He coached George Bush in speeches.

[xoxgodofgodsgodxx]

Dan Quayle transcends time! 

[zxc545454]

Does he remind anyone else of a bumbling Gene Wilder character?

[daytraderfbf]

It isn't Pollution that is harming the environment. It is the impurities in the air and water that are doing it. What a joke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ytfmichaelxu]

Stupid, full of shit, fucking nuts. This guy is all fucking three. - George Carlin

[zxc545454]

@ytfmichaelxu ...and where did he find his wife? At a Halloween party? She looks like f*cking Prince Charles!"- Carlin's routine extended

[jmcgow95]

Republicans. To me they're all the same

[halflifeproductionz]

haha this guy is hilarious! i'd rather him than palin. His just so stupid its funny. Palin failin is just boring.

[GrandmasterTrash78]

him and gw bush must be twins seperated at birth

[Fendertastic]

I feel really sorry for him.

Not in a condescending way either, just.... damn.

[fredriknorand]

americans vote for people like this??

[StirItUP1973]

It's like a creepy foreshadowing.

"The man who I work for has a son who is as dumb as me"

[poops1]

in his defense, dan always thought he was auditioning for "are you smarter than a fifth grader?"

[DickBush007]

@poops1 Clearly didn't make the cut.

[brickman73]

young bush

[gloriasolideo]

Now I know what Dan Quayle's duties were when he was Vice President to H.W. He was little Georgie's speech coach.

[DickBush007]

@gloriasolideo

It would in explaining a lot if it were confirmed that he composed, “We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.”

[gotch09]

He seems to be smarter than a rock or potato but not as smart as a wet squirrel;

[seejaz]

do you think anyone who hangs out with george bush sr just becomes a dumbass??

[Berialavrenti]

dan quayle is the paris hilton of politics

[10251415]

So son Ben is running an ad (no comments allowed) claiming Obama is the worst president in history. Looks like the mendacious and stupid doesn't fall far from the potatoe.

[Slayerfan84]

He sounds smarter than Sarah Palin!

[raidergunz]

Dan Quayle, George Bush, Sarah Palin, are conservatives even trying anymore or are they just running out of intelligent people

[JakeLL]

Dan Qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqquayle

[asiancaramel]

Wow! LMFAO....this was a Republican..shocker.

[masterbakery]

Such profound oratory

[arthurleon1387]

Its as if George W. Bush and Sarah Palin had a son...

[Slayerfan84]

Palin/Quayle 2012!

[TonyBtheEG]

What the fuck did I just watch? LOL.

[halflifeproductionz]

"i've made good judgements in the future"

hahahaha

[LiFe0In1ThE0MaTrix01]

can you imagine how much contempt our leaders have for us? imagine sarah palin in the white house....

[chanctonbury63]

@LiFe0In1ThE0MaTrix01 No. Please no.

[kudjo24]

this is why primaries fuck presidential contenders BIG TIME lol, i feel srrry for Bush Sr.

[Annoymous565]

...

[Reqrezentin]

Sarah PALIN!

[maxpowers518]

Palin/Quayle 2012!

Just kidding, of course.

[Slayerfan84]

Sarah Palin makes this man look like Einstein!

[2300skiddo]

I love looking at things like this and then reading comments where people say it was the media who made him look dumb. Well, yeah, they turned on the tape and the video cameras. Was he as dumb as Bush? Well, I never heard of Quayle not giving press conferences. I will say that for him. Bush sequestered himself as much as possible and STILL wound up with his foot in his mouth, time after time.

[viggoloniggolo]

the man's clearly fucking stupid, full of shit and nuts.

[qukarlz]

how could you vote for this damn idiot??

[MACKATTACK1970]

This poor moron would have done himself and his family a great service by never leaving the Senate and showing the world and his family just how stupid he is.

Now he will go down in history as a moron, a buffoon just like Sarah Palin will.

[Realistview]

Wrong. Palin is a laughable moron. Quayle, while being one of the most astoundingly inarticulate men ever to participate in politics, is NOT, as President Nixon points out in this video, the intellectual midget the media represents him as.

Certainly he is no genius, politically or otherwise, but he does have decent common sense, and isnt stupid.

[lsnows]

You can say whatever about Quayle, he is downright statesmanly compared to Sarah Palin.

[Outlaw1257]

BBBBBB...... SSSSSS..... Isnows!!

Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house!!

[Russ98661]

Dan Quayle and Sarah Palin are equally stupid, no question about it :)

[gorefreak100]

two huge blatent idiots. totally brainless.

george w bush sr and jr . then dan quayle

total frigging moron there i agree upon.

[luscious9lips]

Who was dumber, Quayle or George W Bush?

[HerrSchenkel]

As far as delivering speeches, I would say that Bush was a little less conscious of what he was saying...at least Quayle realizes that he's messing up his speech.

Also, Bush bashing is old.

[nappyg1]

He once said that dead beat dads should pay up dan the jack ass give me some of that fake ass money and i will pay you bac with that fake shit. I dont know how we let this ppl hang him george bush and the rest of those fuck ups

[glentubin]

I think a compass would confuse him more than he is now. GPS would most likely be to difficult to figure out. This man needs a good mommy.

[SemajPetrille]

Hey Quayle, who's buried in Grant's Tomb?

[YungCyfe]

id like to think george jefferson is in their. hes our first president after all

[338dmac]

Okay, when Nixon thinks you're so stupid that he has to describe you so blatantly, you've got some real problems...

[CassieDynomite]

At least he's cute.

[zerodragon9]

Dan Quayle + public speaking = EPIC FAIL!!!

[iLikechevelle]

bush+speaking period=epic fail and funny

[XxxAznPridexxX]

Is this the same guy that said he wanted to learn Latin so he can speak to the people in Latin America?.....

[aspie25]

No, that quote was made up

[aquaiz]

Quayle was SOOO much smarter then the heatless media made him out to be. And mindless idiot robots jumped on the viscious & untrue bandwagon.

[ggweb1919]

I'm sure he's smarter than these few clips would indicate, but still, how can you blame the media for exploiting quotes like this? They are just SO funny.

[FarRockStandUp]

just like Palin right?

[robtul12]

As smart, if not smarter, than Sarah Palin.

[matchbox555]

SMARTER THAN SARAH PALIN

[damadman228]

fucking stupid? full shit? fucking nuts?

damn, this guy really is all three!!

[prodigalsunscreen]

LOL what a dork

[brightxspark]

I thought the most entertaining politician ever was George W Bush

But Dan Quayle kicks his fucking ass!!! ROFL

[thecrimsonfloyd]

I don't really know how to grasp how person this stupid can live, much less be in politiics

[fakeham]

dan quayle is a big fan of "back to the future"

[catclaw357]

@fakeham Pleas don't say "Dan Quayle" and "Back To The Future" in the same sentence. Its an insult to "Back To The Future"

[Obamadose]

DAN QUAYLE NEEDS TO GET HIS ASS KICKED

[Kojow7]

Dan Quayle is only pretending to be unintelligent. He is really a very intelligent time traveller from the future.

[SpookeyR]

Perhaps you have never heard of it but, at the risk of sounding redundant, neither had I until someone mentioned it to me approximately 2 months ago!

I remember seeing Dan Quayle on The Arsenio Hall Show, back in the 1990s. They discussed the whole "potatoe" incident, his health, whether he may run from President himself some day, etc. I've looked everywhere and so far I have found nothing and that's why I asked!

[SpookeyR]

Let me say first that this is a great video. Dan Quayle was a true developmentally stunted retard.

Someone once told me that it wasn't until after the '92 Presidential election, some years later supposedly, that it was disclosed that Dan Quayle was a racist/white supremacist. Well, this shouldn't surprise anyone being that he is a member of the Republican Party & all... (And it reminds me of Ron Paul too!!)

I've looked online and haven't found anything! Does anybody know anything about this??

[mcgigglish]

nothing against you personally, but "developmentally stunted retard"???? WTF? Wonder if Quayle ever said this. Also, you heard something, and noone on on the net has been crazy enough to say it??? Must be true then...

Quayle's antics were jaw-dropping. Did he get nervous in the public eye or something?

George Carlin on "Some people are ... stupid" is one of my favourites on this subject.

[SpookeyR]

Well, instead of criticizing, and obviously not understanding what I was talking about, why don't you try to just answer the question, mcgigglish, hmm!?!

[xXscenemogurlXx]

*he is a moron.

Sorry.

:)

[xXscenemogurlXx]

Haha be is a moron.

I love reading some of the his online quotes.

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

And..

""The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

Can you say,

medication?

xD

[guyNbluejeans]

I find nothing wrong with his comments. Seems brilliant, in fact.

[SpookeyR]

@ guyNbluejeans:

That is something that Sarah Palin would say about Dan Quayle. But, the fact that you posted such a ridiculous comment says more about your stupidity than it does about anyone else!

[Shavarnarak]

What is it with morons and US politics? There seem to be a lot of people running around that are to stupid to live in US politics.

Dan Quayle, Dubya, Sarah Palin...

At least the last one didn't get elected.

[SolidEverest]

Don't forget about Bachmann as well, but you also notice that a lot of them are Republicans...

[riskyshotz]

And yet she was elected.

You seem to be as stupid as the people you criticize.

[SpookeyR]

@ Shavarnarak:

You shouldn't forget Ron Paul!

[xrangerx]

let's go back to tomorrow

[TheWALOS]

"I'll spell potato any fucking way I want"

[conewells]

Dan seemed to have a problem with TIME. To think he coulda been our Prez- omg.

[IgnatzKolisch]

Nixon only said that comment showed at the end because Quayle was also a Republican, which is unforgiveable. Nixon was an evil man, but he was intellectually brilliant, same as the evil but brilliant Woodrow Wilson. In fact, I wouldn't be shocked if Nixon were the most intelligent President of the 20th century, even over Wilson.

Nixon had nothing in common with the likes of Quayle but political party, and people who defend someone purely on those grounds are losers, no matter what.

[Stantzs]

This is what happens when you never practice your fucking speech.

[hellohello66666]

lol

[artrock101]

And to think, he was once one step away from being President... scary... just fucking pathetic.

[Lion117]

he probly has the same "disorder" bush jr. had

[amygdala51]

Just shows how much Republicans shafted "real folk" all along.. Thank Satan for the Interwub!

[Giantsfan2104]

Wait a second!

Listen at 1:01, is that Lewis Black narrating? It sounds like him.

[MinimalistCouch]

that hawaii comment is for my money the funniest thing ever said by an american politician. you cant deny that hes wrong about such things

[laquintadude]

the most hilarious thing is our current President, he's already proved himself to be the biggest prez in history. If you do not agree, keep blaming Bush and pull your head out.

[100PercentRatedR]

Damn the idiots of the 90's.

I wonder how people in the future will laugh at us now.

[MinimalistCouch]

that hawaii demonstration had me howling

[TheMoD1234]

Hilarious

[atomicorangutan27]

lolz. wat a noob. Seriously, this guy seems even worse than Bush Jr.

[trentkill]

I watch this video and it's stunning. Its almost too ridiculous to be real, i question if he' was being serious because its above and beyond idiocracy. "and the future will be better tomorrow!" WTF

[GringoHunter]

I guess know we know who the real father of George W. Bush is...( George i am your father....)

[CrazyconanED]

I really liked Bush Sr. as president, but for god's sake, WHY NOT SOMEONE ELSE FOR VP?

[Viconiuz]

rofl

[WAAAAAAAAAAAY]

'chief graverobber' - wtf :)

[astronautagogo]

Dan Quayle, the only man who could have possibly made a douch-ier president than W.

[hitch4645]

you forgot palin, no?

[fcandrewuk]

palin isn't a man, yes?

[dick3234]

Bush was a hardcore coke monkey, too.

[bigcat1491]

sarah palin is great, stupid stuck up liberals are just dumb. who cares if she doesn't feel like naming newspapers? who gives a damn? it doesnt influence her decision making. obama smoking pot might, though

[aznpker101]

She doesn't like naming newspapers because she doesn't know any newspapers. It does influence your decision-making and views. New York Times = liberal. Boston Globe = conservative. If you read them both, you're open to growth. Obama smoked pot, Edwards smoked pot, Bush smoked pot... What's the point...?

[eamonncake]

I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do such.....

[lionofthejungle]

As I understand it, Quayle is a big fan of Back to the Future.

[VeeVeeNorCalBabe]

the only nixon quote i'll ever laugh at in the end lol.

[JohnRhysMusician]

Dan Quayle couldn't talk, but he is brilliant. He is skilled with numbers and is on the board of one of the largest hedge funds in the country. His hedge fund owns Chrysler.

[atnek123]

you sir are as retarded as Quayle

[A0Refrigerator]

I think the quote "the furture will be better tomorrow" is great.

[obbeachbum69]

LOL. You know, I was just thinking; I have no doubt that Dan is a smart guy, I think some people just freeze up when in front of people. I mean, do you really think that someone that stupid could have achieved all he did before being selected VP? It gives me pause to think how harshly we judge people...but you just can't help but laugh when watching these clips.

[ckla69]

Bush<Quayle<Palin<miss south carolina

[BlackBeastofAaaaagh]

Didn't this guy get caught playing golf in a segregated golf club?

[twan1492]

hes fuckin worst than bush

[PsYcHoFaB]

Just don't ask him to spell potato...

[tyendanega]

Bush 41 had a method to his madness by having Quayle as his VP: if the American people accept this idot, they'll have no problem with my son!

[CanadienDestroyer]

The worst part is folks that he became VP.

He makes Palin look gifted.

[Razore74]

LOL

[purewcing1]

hes so full of shit

[hachachachacha]

Go damnit I love Dan Quayle.

[ashkanlion23]

Ladies and gentlemen, let's have it for Mr. Daaaaan Quaaaayyyylleee!!!

And I thought George Bush was a retard.

[Unbeginner]

lol, "intellectual midget".

[Cabooze]

LOL! Nixon for the win!

[AnthraxByEmail]

lol well thank you for not being a sheep, i'm not even a mccain suppoter, i hate neocons but i cant believe im still seeing all this palin shit.

[faydoileo]

Dan Quayle or Bush?

[megarouge2001]

He was a fucktard. And the Republicans still voted him in (with Bush Senior.) Most Republicans will vote Republican, no matter how completely inept the candidate.

[RockawayRiotSquad]

"let me just tell you how thrilling it really is..."

...haha look at his arm movements when hes saying that.

[celtixpride]

That look by George H.W. Bush at :44 says it all.

[pseudotruth]

He seems a nice guy!

Shame he's so prone to looking dumb!

[oldphoque]

Prone to looking dumb? Come on? Yeah, he`s a nice guy. So was W. I`d do shots with either,But do not let either speak even or especially if they have to read! Let me tell you there is way better talent out there than what wealthy families buy. No more Ivy league kegger presidents! Obama has an earned education and it shows. Dan and George can coordinate my next huge cook out. That is the limit of their qualifications. Yale and Harvard should be suing these politicians for missrepresentation.

[nonsuchfabio]

Politicians have always been crooked but they had always been pretty damned smart, until Quayle that is. Then came W, then Palin. What the hell happened?

[megarouge2001]

nonsuchfabio, Republicans don't think when it comes to voting. They vote for whoever their party puts up. If MCcain had chosen a lima bean for his running mate, the Republicans would have been cheering it from the rooftops and wearing "I Support The Lima Bean!" t-shirts.

[Maestrohbill]

Spare me. Democrats don't think much when it comes to voting, either. How else does one explain George McGovern, Mike Dukakis, Walter Mondale, Al Gore, and John Kerry?

[VeeVeeNorCalBabe]

Actually, Gore originally won the election, it's just that the ballots in Florida got screwed up and it took a long time so they turned to the Supreme Court so they could get Bush in.

[jevoshawke13]

Actually... the electoral college sucks, the ballots of the voters wouldn't have mattered at all in the election because the popular vote doesn't choose the president.

[Flippyurajerk]

I love Dan Quayle, that guy always finds a way to state the obvious and dipshit stupid doing it

[Webins]

Poor guy. One can't help but feel sorry for him.

WHile I do't think he was particularly smart, I also don't think he was stupid. I believe he was just incredibly uncomfortable in front of cameras and the lime-light and stumbled his words then.

[andretheking86]

lol republicans, americas joke of a group

[megarouge2001]

Heehee, have you ever thought about the fact that the only people on Earth who don't hate American Republicans are OTHER American Republicans? A smarter group of people might take notice of this, and do a little self-examination.

[HeadlessEye]

Makes Bush look like a Rhodes scholar...how scary is it that HE was once a heartbeat away from the presidency?

[AnthraxByEmail]

yeah they def got old. i think the only epopel that foung them funny after the 20 millionth time were obama supporters, and im pretty sure thye were just convincing themselves it was funny.

[afkaz]

I don't if it is Lewis Black or not, but I just wanted to say that he has been around for along time. He just didn't get famous until a lot later in his career.

[hardkicka]

Dan Quayle was a real clown! And when people thought it couldnt get any worse then came Dubyu!

[ItsDanQuayle]

Hey i'm on TV ma!

[RyudoSama1]

Sarah Palin makes this guy look like a genius.

[AnthraxByEmail]

wow the palin jokes got old about 3 months ago

[RyudoSama1]

No they are still good now. She is still a huge joke of a VP choice, but then you're a McCain supporter, aren't you?

[AnthraxByEmail]

not really they got old as hell, i think the only reason people find it funny still is because of saturday night live, and even then if people find saturday night live funny anymore, u gotta worry about where this country is headed...and NOOO way, i have a moral backbone! if theres one person that can fuck up this country worse then obama, its mccain (atleast obama kinda cares)i was hoping on congressman ron paul or senater hagel, but i guess bob barr works

[ptp44444]

That's because Sarah Palin is extremely bright to begin with. The media's attempt at discredit Gov. Palin will backfire on them in the long run.

[FranklyMisterShankly]

God, I hope Palin runs in 2012, preferrably with Bobby Jindal, whose speech just made himself look like a reject from Leave it to Beaver. The comedy potential of Palin/Jindal would be priceless (especially if they could get Dan "Potatoe-head" Quayle to be their nominee for Secretary of State).

[ptp44444]

Don't count on Gov's Palin and Jindal to be on the same ticket in 2012. If one of them wins the Republican Nomination,  a long time member of Congress will likely be the VP.

I'm convinced you are vastly underrating Gov. Palin's ability to govern and her overall intelligence.

[FranklyMisterShankly]

Don't blame this on the press, Palin did all this to herself. Here is a short list of stupid things said by Sarah Palin: "What does a VP do everyday?" "I can see Russia from my Alaska." Regarding newspapers: "I've read most of them" (without being able to name a single one.) That's just a tiny sample. If I'm underrating anything, it's her utterly impotent inability to say anything of substance on policy, world affairs, geography, economics, etc, etc... To be brief: She's Dan Quayle in a dress.

[readingfcurz]

What about Obama saying there are 57 states in the US?

[thisisonesweetworld]

I'm sorry, but I think you might be confused.

[Finko00]

quayle was a tremendous idiot. He fit right into the republican party.

[flatulentfrog]

"STAND UP, CHUCK!"

[wartydrake]

Regardless who wins this year, we're going to have a VP who is like this guy when it comes to gaffes.

[KaMiK2205]

twat...nuff said.

[moondog91]

Palin's pretty much the female version of this idiot. I'm still voting Republican, though. It's not like the VP does anything.

[TEgnoto89]

unless mccain croaks.. he's pretty old