Rob Pattinson's Secret Baby Kidnapped!

[Megalicious1216]

I like the way you talk with your mouth twisted to the side. >;D

[Aussiegamer101]

Fag twilght

[hoffsqueli]

faggot

[AzeyAze]

♥ the hat

[rocknrollgod63]

i  hate u

[EmO47714]

He should name it Steve....Cuz Steve sounds like someone u can trust. ;D

[KingDecahedron]

you suck - go somewhere and die

[noir0222]

what a gaylord

[WatercolorMush]

Carl.

[ala9807]

Vampire lol

[ISeeEdward]

Retard Alien should be its name...and i like rob im just sayin that because rob prego?!?! lol that would come out as one wierd lookin kid...think abput it!!

[xDaZJMx]

Bob MARLEH!

[gothica2401]

lol just call him edward hehe

[mullehxd]

Grow up

[iceman123432]

edward digory patinson( someone else took cedric cullen)

[MelisaSMITHx]

hahahaaaa,

you pronounced retarded really awesomely like it had another t.

epic lulz.

[AdgiePeace]

Pelelopee Hornswaggle Pattinson!! (Boy or girl)

Lol

[VictoriaLWeasley]

Cedric Cullen. All the way.

[Tavia8845313]

how about Mike Hunt?!

[socallednormal]

he's like 'Fred' grown up

[FUDGYBUDDY1]

I know you said that they were Mexicans not elves, but have you ever stopped to think that they might be Mexican Elves

[Cleareh]

Jaden Pattinsonation? Epic. lawlz. Haha. Volcanos of cocaine? Heh.

[PEACELOVEDiXiE]

"You're Mexicans, Not Elves!" Hilarious =)

[ChelseaTheChimera]

It shallll be named Ben Dover (:

[ddlovatofan11]

Cedric Digory the 2nd Duhhhhh!!!!!!

or peice of shit

[luvbug337]

Micheal Jackson the third !

[vampirerules24]

pity

[TheEmoRozie]

Mexican Baby. o ya. best name ever

[lilvampiregrldemi]

i unnoo ... Aaron gabriel?

[RAWRroxmysox]

it shud be named shitmocrapaliba!

[D924W]

nessie!

[sotheysay123456789]

hmmm it should be named Sprinkles!

[GigaFox3000]

we should name it edward or remesmee. if not that, then Harry bitchman jr.

[19mewlover97]

its name should be McSparkleton jr.

[4evrTwilightgirl]

the baby's name should be Spunk Ransom!

[MargariteGuitarist]

1:04 "--that he WASSSSSS pregnant!"

[born4this009]

ass

[SpiritOfTheWolf1995]

edward cullen junior. yep, i'm original lol

[theoneofakind2]

Senior cullen

[phoenixliv]

Name the baby Crumpet Meringue Jaden Pattinson!

[SmellyFeet909090]

Edward DUH

[DuckiMoos]

What would you say if we called him Jadennation. Because that is the most kickass name on the planet.

[catgut25]

I WANT HIS ARMPIT BABY!!!!

[barbrafl]

how about CEDWARD? lol

Jaden, I love you :D

[nonameLiv]

hmmm since vampire and celebrity names lately have sparked an obsession with meshing names together you could call it robsten if its a girl and krob it its a boy

or you could just go with the original fakey mcfakerton the 3rd

[NessieCullen100906]

@nonameLiv krob XD

[linarocks2]

IS THIS REAL DOES ROOOB ...

[graceandsorrow111]

aww Friendssss <3<3 how i love Friends many years later

[MsCupcakery]

Spunck Ransom! ^w^ (that's Robs wannabe name)

. . .

I would imagine that thats a both-gender name, but I'd feel sorry for it if it's a girl...

[Pegz944]

PeanutButterMonkeyTheAwesomeYo­uWouldThinkThatKhristinIsMyMot­herButSheIsReallyAManSoThatMak­esBellaReallyEdwardAndEdwardRe­allyBellaSoForPeopleWhoDidintR­eadTheBooksTwilightIsPrettyMes­sedUp

You would besurprised t find that name in "Vampire Baby Names Clebrity Adation"

or you could call it Bob for short...

[Haylie93]

Cookie! Both genders! (=

[Ttitansfan]

I think Voldemort would be a great name for his child. It could work with either gender.

[XmcmuffinsX]

You have no idea how much you reminded me of my awkward friend at the very end. Nice hat.

NOT HIS ARMPIT!! Doesn't he know thats how evil was born into the world? Silly Rob. He deserves to have his demon child stolen by Mexican witch doctors/drug lords.

[chelseak2012]

DUCKS4EVER!!!!

[xYuffiegirlx]

Ass Sparkly, can be used for both genders

[jadennation]

I agree!

[NessieCullen100906]

@xYuffiegirlx nice

[EdibleArtBella]

Well i like the joke, and the names i have are:

if its a girl: Spunk Ransom

if its a boy: EJ

[ljashleybash]

phoebe.

and for a girl, pheobo.

TEN POINTS FOR REFERENCE RECOGNITION. GO.

[Ttitansfan]

ROTFLMAO <33333 Friends XDDDD

[Ttitansfan]

Also I'm pretty sure the quote is actually "Phoebe if it's a girl and if it's a boy, Phoebo!"

[NessieCullen100906]

@ljashleybash go. XD friends

[SmellyFeet909090]

No lol Robert Pattisons "baby" should be called Edward jadethenation cullen Pattison. LOL i bet a bunch of people are now going to serch to see if he is pregnant but I think he would have put something on facebook by now lol. AND IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE LOL

[purpleclarisse814]

Renesmee the worst name evaaaaa! or Robisten (Rob + Kristen)

[Balallybabe]

BATMAN!

for both a boy/girl :D

[jomellarella]

jadenkalebnation pattinson the third...

[pottergirl287]

Name it something that can be used for both genders, like Spencer, or Kennedy. LOL those names suck. Name it Obama. End of story. (It'd be a pretty messed-up kid)

[xoxzippiexox123]

um for a girl robzella

for a boy robkellan

[twilightlover13100]

for a girl rosemarie

for a guy luke skywalker

[OctoberRazzerberry]

if it's a girl...... Shanaynay

if it's a boy...... Tom Riddle

[Alexcourtier]

pattin robinson pattinson

[xXYasuUchihaXx]

Aussie Pride!!!

lol.

[rupertfan2212]

Because elves are allowed to steal babies?!

Hmm Baby names....

as 'retarted' as the way you say 'retarted' ?

The baby can be names..Emily...for obvious reasons as it IS the best name on the planet.

though i do like Spunk Jr.

xoxoxo

[jadennation]

I say 'retarted' because I used to get comments that said "lol ur retarted" and it became sort of a running joke. ;)

[rupertfan2212]

I see, I see.

[AlyssaCanFlyy]

I think he should name it Bob or Mary

[jadennation]

How about Bob Marley?

[AlyssaCanFlyy]

It works. Lol.

[nightmarechick100]

dude he should name it like steiroidacus or spermacus haha if he did i wood luv him more

[paramorexrox]

i think he should name it... RUMBLEROAR!!!!!!!

[Alexcourtier]

heck to the yah

[swimmersgirl]

YES! haha i love Rumbleroar and yeah, should be perfect for that baby

[person10001]

@paramorexrox OMG AVMP?!

[paramorexrox]

@person10001 why, of COURSE! its best musical ever haha! xD

[anonymouscomments123]

omg i think he should name it... um....

shoot, I have no idea.

Anyway, hilarious as usual! Post a video at SOMEPOINT in the next CENTURY cuz god noes were waitin for it!

[foreveryoung1901]

lmao Jaden your such a silly banana

[AlyssaLies]

Missed you Jaden!!!! ^_^ Helarious video as always!

-Jessie

[turquoisepenguin]

Just when I thought you couldn't get any stranger

You made this video.

Way to go. :P

-Laurennn

PS: You hurt my feelings for not texting me today so if I have a crappy week I'm blaming you. Deal? :)

[MissWhatever99]

Awesome video!! I love that little high scream you made. That was funny.

[prettyprincess226]

anthony pattinson

[jloeman106]

wow, I was laughing so hard at this vid. one of your best in a while.

[reinix]

LOL! *goes back to mexico*

[iBlue12]

I sya the young lad should be named Fred Arillo

which makes his inittials

FAP

[nagem1221]

ahahaha is the funeral home really sending you coffins? =P

[purple31princess]

His baby is to be named Spunk Jr

Or if it's a girl: Patti XD

[InuSakuraNaruto]

jaden, your vids are getting shorter and weirder (can't believe that's possible).

Jaden Patti-Nation FTW!

[twilighter4ever101]

"your Mexicans!not elves!"lol!made my day!

[stefaniekennedy1827]

I second Spunk Randsom Jr. (:

[babybott330]

Lulz. The peanut butter has gone to your brain.

No naming Rob's baby Jaden. I like that there's just one of you. How about Michael Anthony... who doesn't want their initials to be MOP?

[falloutgirl241]

wow

[stargatelvr11]

ROFL, missed you Jaden :-) Next video you should give a shout-out to the NaNoWriMors eh?

And Rob's Baby should be named Naden Jatinson

[xmarykatemalenax]

Jaden PattinsNation?

Oh la la. Are youse the baby momma?

[PrincessMeli19]

how about Smack Pattinson. cause rp should be smacked XD I can also be a slogan o.o

[kaitipants]

Spunky Nation FTW

[blessedbyacurse]

Jaden Pattinson Nation? so you're married to Rob ZOMG

it'll be in the tabloids soon

[riverproductions26]

Spunk Randsom Jr. sounds good to me.

[XFairyPoopX]

Robert Pattinson Jr.

[katnaej]

Oh, yes, I definitely vote for Jaden Pattinson Nation! ;)

[MKSFRXD]

I missed your videos! lol.

[soccerslm04]

Jadenbort Nationson

Hahahaha

[TwiShapedMacAndCheez]

the baby's name should be Actractivo Oprah Pattinson.

[KeannaCasey]

Wow, you shout an awful lot, don't you Jaden?

[OneInsaneAngel]

Spunk Ransom Jr.

[MrsJasperHale08]

I think he would probably let Kristen be the inspiration for the name so it would be something like Twitch Pattinson XD

[lucyth2]

Frick. Frick Pattison.

Yeah, it's a name ;)

Look it up. :P

[person10001]

Edward Pattison, for irony

[Xxthisorthat23xX]

do you think im a baby name website? jk umm....Chandler (unisex ftw!)

[ketzchexmex]

name the baby spunk ransom!!!!!!!!

[FlamingTaco1479]

The baby should be named Drizzle. Drizzle Pattinson. Yes.

~Moriah

[jomellarella]

glee reference=win!

[UniversalxLoser]

I hope it's a girl so the people of America can name it "Pat Robertson"

[SpunkStalker101]

Wal mart is selling coffins now. Over the internet of course *facepalm*

just thought you'd like to know <3

[OMGkris10rocks]

hahaha such a spaz, i love it.

btw glad you're feeling better and not dead.

hmmm, his baby's name should be Ransom Pattinson, since he likes the name so much.

[Monkeygirl9459]

he SO SHOULD name his baby TWILIGHT PATTINSON. Remind him everytime where his fame came from.

[CiaraTheCrazy1]

i dunno it probably died if it had been in his armpit. not worth waiting a month for, i liked your longer videos.

[adorkablepoli]

lol he should definetelly name it Richardo Menjires Cuardanto Dimajentos

<3 you, keep makin vids :P

[lavadiamond]

Jaden Pattinson. XD

[jadennation]

I like the Jaden in that name...

[TwilightGurle]

"That he WAS PREGNANT! ...Wow I got excited there." xD

[twiikimchi]

"You're Mexican...Not elves!"

X3

[choondooga]

IT LOOKED LIKE NINTENDO AT THE END!

LIKE OML!

I prefer Oh my Logan.

Because Logan is sexier than god.

I think he should name it Don Juan Inigo Montoya Ukildmyfadderprepartoodye.

If it's a boy.

If it's a GIRL: Darla Pollyannation.

[jadennation]

I like the 'nation' in that name

[DuckiMoos]

Yay finally :)

[tonks1988]

Mexican's drama. Put the blame on the soap operas.

[MsAlexGaskarthLUVR12]

spunk jr(;

[Nataliee1994]

Renesmee... Just to get the public wondering if it's Kristen's :P

[IThinkIKilledHim]

The baby will be a girl.

It's name will be Helga Marglehod Nationson.

Thank you.

[jadennation]

I like the "Nation" part of that name.

[Esle21]

Name: Clos

[RemakersProductions]

YES!!! :)

[RemakersProductions]

second?

[Toraishikuru]

awesome i was the first one to watch this video!XD