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  • @TheXXLethal he never mentioned cod

  • awesome. just throws a hook out and watch the fish come biting

  • Quite sad how 2 grown men who look atleast 40 can act like 12 year old kids when it comes to games.

  • @TheHornyHomunculus just because your 40 doesnt mean you cant act immature when it comes to games you stuck up faggot

  • first game on uncharted i went 18 and 10

  • Wheres the master? I cant see him

  • The master was obviously hiding behind walls with the sawed off, this dude just looks like he is garbage. Play actual gears of war player and see how bad you get fucking SMACKED!

  • keep pressing 9 again and again

  • Keep pressing 8 again and again HAHAHAHAH

  • Gears sucks

  • All you guys just play cod now that's boring.And if you think cod takes more skill than gears3 then you are true cod fanboys gears takes about 100 times more skill to play.

  • @stevethedeal Well call of duty takes absolutley no skill at all. And gears takes the most kill out of any multiplayer game out there at the moment. So a 100 times more is no were close, its more like 10000000000000000 times more.

  • who is that guy?

  • @Fkzii THE MASTER

  • why you gotta hate on gears? is that why all you cod kids hate it? COS YOU'RE BAD AT GEARS? cos you've got no real skill cos you think you're good at cod?... AW DIDUMS. learn to play a real game like gears, or atleast any other game that is 100x better than cod, just sayin. (btw any1 who doesn't play cod reads this will agree and all the cod kids will come raging at me you watch all the cod fanboys that thumb down my comment)

  • troll

  • THIS IS NO SPAM CHECK OUT THE RAL DRAKE DISS BY malice n 2tone!!!!!!

  • Gears of War 3 takes 10xs more skill and practice to be good at then Call of Duty. You should feel good for being a beast at Gears, but Cod anyone can win at any given time. Just saying.

  • @TheXXLethal LOL

  • God dammit gotta find WAFFLES2381's comment.

  • You're the man pres, but gears 3 is fucking awesome! I highly doubt that guy went 22-3 lol

  • REVIVE ME

  • love your curtins open them to se naighbers trailler .

  • @Kuti210 stop trolling douchebag

  • @WAFFLES2381 stop trolling douchebag.

  • Not Even Brah

  • Wow really, At the time you uploaded it the game had been out for a week and yet you say you "dominate" it, In a years time i would love you to see you "dominate" it in a years time. I hate it how cod fanboys come onto gears. really ruins the community and bet you any money you was using the retro lancer and the sawed off shotgun....

  • yea gears 3 is hella easy but it is fun to play horde mode with you friends, wont be playing it when uncharted 3 comes out though

  • i heard gears of war 3 at the end of the clip lol......revive me!!!!

  • @Glenny602 Wow, I guess this proves that evolution does work in reverse huh? xD

  • @Glenny602 Not really, just the problem that your mom keeps giving me a biscut every time she chugs a gut full of cum & I'm gaining a few pounds.

  • @darkhors3gaming UR just 2 stupid to understand. I was insinuating that your sister was the downy chick @ work dumbfuck.

  • @hellhoyking Derp... you're still a dunce. Good luck @ ever getting laid

  • @SippinonMickeys implying im a virgin. get over yourself faggot and take a class on disses because your really bad at it bro

  • @elsultan69 They don't have dicks so you wouldn't like them. XD

  • @SippinonMickeys but i'm sure they have buttholes :P

  • @elsultan69 Just like the one you were born from. xD

  • @SippinonMickeys that's what makes me closer to ur sisters :D

  • socom 2 for ps2 is the best 3rd person shooter, tactical brilliance needed and plenty of skill

  • @kuti210 shut the fuck up kid

  • Hahaa. "Revive meee"!

  • Your a

    Fuckin wigger poser. Fag

  • Gear of war 3 is shit!

  • comparing GoW3 to uncharted? seriously! Its like comparing zelda to infamous. thats just stupid

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  • @DanRKO815 Uncharted is considerd more an ACTION / ADVENTURE game rather than a pure third person shooter. GoW is the bom, uncharted is asome and you are an idiotic fanboy. TRUE GAMERS PLAY EVERY AMAZING GAME ON EVERY PLATFORM (and dont live at home whit mommy and daddy until they are 30) . So F... off you fanboy

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  • @mago216bc i know, zeldas the shit and so is gears

  • To bad UC uses almost every mechanic that gears made...

  • @AnAreviews but at least we can jump

  • @bob13377 Screw jumping its unneeded you can vault over and climb up in gears you dont need to jump in the middle of nowhere straight up

  • @AnAreviews haha yeah cause uncharted plays like gears what because you use cover in both UC stole that? gears wasnt the first to do it either. and lets be honest gears is ok but uncharted is epic

  • In no way shape or form is tears of war better than god of war, and uncharted is a great series thus far. Gears is so slow b/c everyone is 400 pounds with 100 pounds of equipment

  • i own both consoles and my unbiased opinion is that uncharted 3 multiplayer and gow 3 multiplayer have a lot in common. however uncharted 3 with its climbing mechanics and overall pace is a faster playing game. kinda like gears would be battlefield and uncharted on the other hand would be cod in this case.

  • lol

  • i guarantee all the so called "master" does is sawed-off or lancer everybody down just like any cod fan boy. =D

  • The only negative thing about Uncharted is the amount of bullets it takes to kill people in multiplayer. It's ridiculous how people with no armor take 10 bullets. Other than that, the multiplayer is pretty cool. One game that did 3rd person shooters very well was Star Wars: Battlefront 2 back on the old PS2. That game was practically COD in 3rd person.

  • That dude is probably shit at cod and gears. Gears takes way more skill than cod.

  • @tayluhpayge hes not taking about cod hes taking about uncharted

  • so when is this fag and keemstar gunna die? fuckin douche bags

  • uio

  • enjoying the ghetto tech room :D. You should go on Cribs simply because you're raw, like a MAYUN !!

  • small childen? LOL no ps3 people kind of suck i always do great at ps3 sooo easy

  • Remember Remember the 8th of November

  • @IamDaMadRanter I <3 you for that reference.

  • LMFAO how the fuck do you know who would dominate? your probably just good at the game and play 3rd person shooters all the time.. xbox players would dominate cause its the XBOX'S game. ps3 would dominate if uncharted would come out for xbox.

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  • Gears>CoD>BF

  • He failed his entertainment.

    pres, just play cod with campers that is what u can make the best video.

  • I can't even watch his videos anymore because all he does is troll on every game other than CoD...

  • The master is a cod fanboy

  • Nice Pad

  • this guy is funny

  • lol once again you prove Gears nuthuggers are the easiest.

  • I love your curtains :-D

  • LOL, try playing in MLG scrims before calling a game easy retard.

  • @xiGrimdeadx you mean camping?

  • LOL, blanket over the window. Every man's answer to those drapes.

  • so what do you think about Gears of wars 3 ? hmhmmh bmlmlm lhm lmblhmlblmhlb ml mzzmz bmmb bumblmeme gnngn hn vnn hagrzzzr grrr rrr vnmbl....

    LOUDER BOY, COME ON GET THAT AIR OUTTA YOUR LUNGS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!

  • Well that master is a dumbass

  • LOL, try playing in MLG scrims before calling a game easy retard.

  • @oOMaGMaHOo you mean camping?

  • @oOMaGMaHOo oh, and if he has to play against MLG to find some competition then the game really is easy, i love gears of war, but youre getting to worked up about this and this is probably a joke

  • @jimmy15151 Implying there's any competition on Call of Duty or Uncharted. It's non existent even at a highly competetive level.

  • I would like the so called "Master" face off againt olikebuttero or Iceman Then lets see you get that 23-3 Bitch

  • @HDxSLoTTeR dude relax if uve ever watched his vids you know hes just joking

  • @HimynamesChuckNorris HAHA i know but come on exaggerating can be deadly sometimes

  • Is that your brother?

  • I BET PREZ PLAYS BEAST MODE A LOT

  • 10 year olds play geard of war

  • @KingDre1997 10 year-olds could actually spell whatever the fuck you were trying to...

  • REVIVE MEEE!!

  • It would've been funny if he woulda told you to shut the camera off camera man...lol

  • TNT > THE MASTER

  • I do not agree uncharted is more comparable to Grand theft auto then gears just seen the game play and I have to agree to disagree with the Master.

  • I remember A video a long time ago where he ask a Garbage man is Gears of war 2 is a great game. He said it was a terrible game. deserve to be in the trash.

  • Its funny how more 12yo play Call of Duty over Gears.

  • @SippinonMickeys lmao what a casual dumbass. yep cause having a gay looking cartoon of yourself wave at you when you turn your "probox" on is manly as fuck.

  • The Master has spoken.

  • gears 3 = best game of year

  • @1878lid so far...

  • @1878lid Deus Ex and Portal 2 are much better.

  • @TriGz47 +1 dude, Portal 2 is easily the game of the year without a doubt

  • @1878lid best game of this year? SKYRIM, nuff said.

  • @shimmeringbloodfeast portal is complete shit but skyrim idk its very good but mw3 FTW

  • @shimmeringbloodfeast portal? fuck portal!

  • I see that you are growing weed behind the certin!!! Sweet

  • Blue ray is shit until xbox has it lol. Then it will the best thing ever. Resistance 3 craps on this walk in the Quicksand.

  • the beast.....should by some drapes.

  • @voodoo159 Learn how to spell..."buy"

  • @voodoo159 nah fuck that , too fancy xD sheets are more beastly xD

  • @voodoo159 Buy*

  • bj penn? you guys are blind or trollin

  • once u stop the gears vids im un subbing....your boring

  • @xjoeybrokenedgex Oh no your going to unsub!

    Please dont! We all love you here.

  • @xjoeybrokenedgex no one cares BITCHBLOOD

  • @xjoeybrokenedgex GTFO BITCHBLOOD

  • Lol Twitter advertisement on this video, You all know what to do.

  • very true. but why are his arms bigger then his legs?

  • old ps3 finally got busted after 4 years of abuse. i was thinkin about a 360 til i saw how bad gears was. halo 4 is definitely not worth buyin a 360. just gonna borrow a friends console and play halo's single player n give it back. PS3 ALL DAY

  • Post a video of him playing and Ill believe that bullshit of going 23 and 3 first game.

  • @ThatKidKc722 omg they are exaggerating havent u ever watched an elpresador vid b4

  • at first before i clicked the video i thought the master was takeing a shit and elpresador was recording him about his thoughts

  • WTF I thought that was really B.J Penn!!

  • bitch plz i will wup ur ass in gow3 malefic eruptz find me on xbox 360 bitch

  • I clicked on this cause the thumbnail looks like a dude taking a shit. Maybe there's something wrong with me.

  • yah gears is a shitty ass game. the only support they get from it is the 360 fanboys. lol and they say gears 3 will be GOTY? lol almost shit my self. lol

  • @PS3z05133 funny thing is that people who dont like another game or console usually suck at the game or on the console and believe me I played all the systems and Gears of war players would dominate Uncharted players. There are still matches that I get shit on but every time I go to uncharted I go 1.5 or higher. and to me thats boring. PS3 is filled with dumbass kids Gears of war is to complicated for kids to understand.

  • @HDxSLoTTeR WTF i play on xbox and once i play Gears .. every lobby has 12 year olds so don't make up stuff

  • @NextGenTrophys well im stating from my experience, I get in a lobby with an annoying kid probably once out of 25 games.

  • @HDxSLoTTeR Are you high kiddo? or is your mouth still in your mommy tities? everything you just said was by pure shit from your fanboy mind kiddo. Really? PS3 is filled with dumbass kids? there are many kids on 360 as it is on ps3 so thats no excuse kiddo. i played gears before, to be honest its really fucking boring, all you do is cover and shoot.its a bullshit lazy game.Uncharted you can do alot more ONLINE.GEARS SUCKS to me thats my opinion so STFU.OWNED BYE

  • @PS3z05133 really you calling me a fanboy mr PS3 up my ass all day STFU with your lame ass PS3 emblem I have both systems and I rather play Gears of war 3 because its more mature than that gay ass uncharted shit WTF is uncharted some homo who thinks he is lara croft treasure hunting that theme is already in use. Why dont they sit down and take some notes from epic how to tell a story correctly. FUCK uncharted 3 that beta sucked the whole franchise fucking sucks

  • @HDxSLoTTeR srry i wont sit here and read your bullshit kk kiddo. not reading message i win kiddo xD

  • @HDxSLoTTeR Except it won way more fucking awards then Gear of War 3 right? Fucking idiot.

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  • @doggie37 Awards dont mean shit, awards just tell how many fucking idiots are running the show. If they really knew how to judge the games on the right criteria then Gears of war would always win. Gears of war has a much more compelling story line then that lame ass uncharted game. The multiplayer is better, Gears of war 3 feels like four different games wrapped in one. with the campaign Horde beast mode and versus. Uncharted feels like a sorry ass clone of tomb raider.

  • @HDxSLoTTeR There is a reason why Uncharted won more awards, maybe if you've played all of them you would know why.

  • @doggie37 I played both of them and i sold them back to game stop in a matter of weeks. the first one is just trash the second one was better but still trash. I have never sold my gears of war games back EVER I still play Gears of war 1 and 2 even though 3 is out because the story line is amazing. Im not even going to waste my money on the second one. I rather play call of duty then uncharted.

  • @WAFFLES2381 HAHAHAHAHAHHA! ASSUMPTION CONFIRMED!!

  • @Kuti210 hahaha about you? definately

  • @WAFFLES2381 No, retard. But i can't be really surprise by the fact you are so stupid you can't even understand sarcasm.

  • @Kuti210 Yes, retard...im suprised that the fact you take sarcasm to a whole new gay ass level is retarded...just stfu and quit trying to start shit that you cant win at.

  • @WAFFLES2381 Win at what? Is this a "CoD tournment level of sarcasm" for you? I can cut your wrists and shit down your veins in a sec if you allow me... compared to you, i guy without lines, just pretending to be a smartass the wrong way: repeating what i've said.

  • @Kuti210 hahahaha now you bring in CoD which is a waaay different game dumbfuck...and the fact that you would cut someones wrists and poop on them is wierd...what are you a spaz? if you come close to me i will beat the shit out of you, burn whatever shit you live in and piss on the ashes...then of course shit on you...i see you changed the subject bc theres nothing comparible of GoW bc uncharted sucked....youre just repeating yourself "smartass" dont try to act like your tough hardass youre not.

  • @WAFFLES2381 I have to admit... GodOfWar is a masterpiece (lolololol), and before you do that... i would for sure spit on your tiny asshole, shove my big dick on it, pull it, and then make you sniff and suck your own shit out of it...

  • @Kuti210 mhm sure you would...when you dream at night but in reality youd be looking for your body parts in a maze made by your family's bodies...and what you just explained up there ^ *yawn....is what i did to your mom last night in your bed. stfu you make no sense...you start shit that you cant finish and yeah i know Gears of War totally kicks uncharted and pussy of war's ass

  • @WAFFLES2381 I am the one that cant finish shit i start? I thought it was you the one to dont respect other peoples opinion and make a stantard stupid statement like "this sucks" or "this is not got at all you should play what i like".

    And it is wasnt me the one to get mad tou, trying to win an argument with a simple "STFU": like i said traces of a very unninteligent person, examples of people you meet everyday in the internet.

    You, a spoiled child that sucked his mother's titties far too much.

  • @Kuti210 first off "genius" learn HOW to SPELL haha...second now youre just answering your questions and getting farther away from what you started bitching to me about.....and yes it was you to start shit along with the shithead who said it sucked...all he has to say is he "prefers" uncharted...not uncharted is better!!! got that...theres differences in them but i guess youre too busy sucking dads dick again...one more thing...take your advice on the "unintelligent" <---thats how you spell it

  • @WAFFLES2381 first off... you never said you preffer one or another, you just, straight up said one is better than another one. Therefore you are a pieceofshitnoobFANfuckingBOY. FACT.

    Now you say i cant spell english well enough... well.. you are, once again... running away from the whole discussion because you simply dont have the intelligence to keep up with my rational thinking.

    I didnt born in a country that has english as its native language. How many foreign laguages do you know? :)

  • @Kuti210 hahahhaha...the first two paragraphs was the same thing i said to you...now youre just taking my words bc they explain you too well...you little shit yooou....i know three languages....but you know 2 english and dumbass...im not running from anything...you are just like a panzie by switching subjects like you are now...and no i didnt say which was better you ass...you just did...so shut the fuck up "youpieceofshitnoobFANfuckingB­OY" ooo yeah now i definately know youre a little kid now:P

  • @WAFFLES2381 Yes i am a kid. And you know why i am proud of that? Because as a kid i can be 10 times more smart and open minded than you.

    I am a kid and i am more matured than you. I am a kid and my english vocabulary is deeper than yours(a american fat hillbilly).

    I never said i know 2 languages... last two years i ventured italian, german and finished spanish lessons on my class.

    So if you are trying to do the classic "i know everything you know plus 1" bullshit, thats not gona work. ^^

  • @Kuti210 thats pretty big talk from a coffee pickin brazilian nigger such as yourself and now youre just making bullshit up to make yourself look like you know what youre doing when your not and if youre "mature" (not) you should quit while youre ahead bc bickering is getting you nowhere in your pathetic little life...youre not an open minded kid youre a lieing piece of shit kid so dont pull "im gonna make shit up and hope it works" card bc youre worthless and i pity youre heartless corpse xP

  • @WAFFLES2381 You are right about that single one thing... niggers made us, White as snow brazilians look bad.

    Fuck dem niggas. Nigga.

    Now if you allow me, i will say it again... you are a low life faggot-ass motherfucker son of a whore. Not open minded enough?

    Deal with it bro. You suck shit at life and dont even know what a pussy means. OH WAIT... you know because you fucked your moms vaggie, right?

    I fucked it too... wark sweaty pussy she have. Eating strawberries straight from her ass...

  • @Kuti210 see youre proving my point in every dumbass word you say.....apparently you dont know what nigger is....nigger...now that isnt a big vocabulary in the 3rd paragraph...but i expect that when youre trying to sound all big and bad when youre not....and i said the same thing last night when a up chucked your moms breasts out of my mouth...i heard a gun shot last night clear across the world...probly when she shot youre little nads off....i look forward to hearing YOUR fantasy bitch... xD

  • @WAFFLES2381 Welcome to the real world faggot! I didnt born in a country that have english as a native language... props for me for actually learning new languages aside from you...

    Ignorant american kids!

    I have no fantasies to tell, MAH NIGGA... all that i said so far about your mom is true... except the strawberrie part.

    She pooped actual mangos XD

  • @Kuti210 see youre proving my point in every dumbass word you say..but i expect that when youre trying to sound all big and bad when youre not....and i said the same thing last night when a up chucked your moms breasts out of my mouth...i heard a gun shot last night clear across the world...probly when she shot youre little nads off....i look forward to hearing YOUR fantasy by the way you ignorant brazilian fuck...idk how you can get in america...the closest thing is Mexico xD

  • @WAFFLES2381 You know people have low I.Q. when they say brazil is close to Mexico. 4309 miles to be exact... now you can run away from that fact and state another offence because YOU are the real ignorant fuck! HHAHAHAHA

    By prooving a point you mean: "making me feel better by reading things and thinking otherwise." HAHAHA you are a pathetic spawn! I wish i could Spit in your asshole, and shove my dick inside of it! My seed would explode and your ribs would be kissed by my lips every now andthen

  • @Kuti210 ha its 2789 dumbfuck...think you need some learing to do? yeah you do... why would you explaing your homosexuality on the internet you fucking dumbass cunt...if you got anywhere close to me i would kick your ass through your tiny skull...besides if thats what you look like in your vids...put a bag over your head...yeesh xp...now youre just using incorrect and slutish grammar...typical dumbass with a low i.q

  • @WAFFLES2381 Well done calling me low iq when i did that before to you... okay. It fits you, cant really troll anymore and its just repeating what i am saying. If if makes you feel better about your pathetic life then its a legit trolling tactic. Not saying you are good at it... until now i didn't felt offended at all.

    What i am "learing" is that you are so utterly mediocre that you need to act tough on the internet for self exposure since you can't succeed at anything IRL

  • @Kuti210 all youre doing is shooting yourself in the foot with non truthful facts...mainly true about you trolling and the i.q but again i see no point in you trying your little heart out to get somewhere you cant go.

  • @WAFFLES2381 "hahahaha ive played both....uncharted sucks ass" Okay. I think you just now met the internet... by the standard meaning of the wor, YOU are the troll here.

    Trying what? I am here bro. Come at me bro. I wont go nowhere mah nigga

  • @Kuti210 and that right there cunt proves that you are white trash.....plus not learning how to spell means YOU ar the troll here..and continuing to be one since you said you wont leave so point proven. I already said what youre trying for little one...cant you read? I dont have to come at you to make you look like an idiot....you make yourself that just by talking XD have fun being an idiot bitch

  • @WAFFLES2381 I can't relly reply to you without, actually, felling that you put every single word into some kind of sarcastic shredder. "ar"? Okay.. so that's english for dummies. Thank you american people for showing us foreigns some examples of your idiocracy right here.

    Delightful to know retards can type an expose their physiological issues.

    Lets put a smile on that and act smart: "XD i am so fucking good and actually better than you"

    That displays your insecurity... i.q. 12 retards...

  • @Kuti210 and now youre displaying yours by explaining how complete idiotic low life racist piece of shit you really are...."Delightful to know retards(yourself) can type and expose their physioligical issues." that explains you too well....thanks for showing us american people how much logic you dumbass brazilians really have #none...."XD i am so fucking good and actually better than you." SO TRUE i am better you know why? i dont go bitching to people over the internet over a game...gtfo fag"XD"