"If you're a man, and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law." Best quote of the movie. <3
and im gonna miss everybody.......in the backround... you kno thats how he truly felt when that part came on.. he's shot the fuck up but still wont die LMFAO!!!!!
@PannimanHD song playing in the bathroom is bone thugs n harmony- crossroads. when they getting ready to take out ted its public enemy-fight the power
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Hahahahaha fuck this movie is just too funny
skaterthrash123 17 hours ago
legends never die dude
homeslice696969 5 days ago
I'm wonderin how the fuck he got out of the tape?
panik448 1 week ago
@panik448 he probably flexed and busted out lol
poopypoop1212 1 week ago
bone thugs and harmony
65236587 1 week ago
Thug life :)
xPrynce 1 week ago
People only disliked this video to make it look like a joint
FreeBMe123 1 week ago
Arent you angry at Ted?!
yeah im really mad him.....
hahahahahahahahahaha
skate2539 1 week ago
What song is Red listening to in the beginning?
guitarblazer4 1 week ago
@guitarblazer4 The Crossroads by Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony
MetalGearSolidNick1 1 week ago
he is gona kill me! he's just like an ashole....
robbfafafgr 2 weeks ago 2
"man im just into buddhism.."
chronictoker1 2 weeks ago
he said i had that gun when i was a prostitute
BSHSharleyquinn 2 weeks ago
Thug life yall know the rulez gotta do whatcha gotta do
BSHSharleyquinn 2 weeks ago
you'll come back as jude law
GmantheMegga 2 weeks ago 2
i have a friend whos exactly like that fat fuck
CAZPERsayz 3 weeks ago
@CAZPERsayz which one? lmao
AzzurroVincerebbero 3 weeks ago
@AzzurroVincerebbero the thuglife dude
CAZPERsayz 3 weeks ago
Bone Thugs N Harmony- Crossroads <3
mcha8056 4 weeks ago 3
hahahaha public enemy before a fight... perfectttt
Docmsd2015 1 month ago
You'll come back as jude law!
Stj271 1 month ago
" Dont...."
" Dont....Stop it...you stop it RIGHT now. "
Rofl, how you know you have never handled a gun before, xD
blizzy00 1 month ago
"Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers."
meatloaf0192 1 month ago
I Used To Usee This Little Gun When I Was A Prostitute ;D Lmaao -3
kuppkakee12 1 month ago
@kuppkakee12 You sure love your Caps!! lol
HiHello2012 1 month ago
Best scene in the entire movie - and there are plenty of awesome scenes. :-)
rogerwalters13 1 month ago
So funny ...I love Seth Rogen
giabella10 1 month ago
what song is playing as the melon farmers drive down the street with their guns??
johnmilesbrey 1 month ago
@johnmilesbrey Public Enemy- Lost at birth
Hellscope1 1 month ago
I am convinced Red is immortal, he gets hot multipletimes, loses a shit ton of blood and gets caught in a fiery explosion and he lives on.
acp4567 1 month ago
I can't believe that Red just took all of that food and drink with him into the bathroom b/c he figured he was just going to die.
nonamesleftdammit 1 month ago
dont stop it dont
xxxMental187xxx 1 month ago
just make sure you get those, i dont wanna run them over with the vacuum cleaner and shoot my face off. hah
MaxxamUnderscore27 1 month ago
It depends who the anal bead belongs to.. It Belongs To Me!
MsK3riBabi 1 month ago
If your an asshole your gonna come back as a cockroach..or a worm...or a fuckin anal bead! lmao
SiLLyLiTTLeGooSeS 1 month ago 2
Lmfao, Red's face when Dale says anal bead
Iknowaghost19 2 months ago 13
could someone please tell me what song is playing while they are driving and all that stuff
MrDrProfessor814 2 months ago
@az39409 because he is supposed to be dying, and the song crossroads is about people who have died and gone there..smh
LLsmoothJay 2 months ago
you just got killed by a daewoo lanos muthafuckaa!! how you like me now?!??
jvw2941 2 months ago
"just make sure you get those, i don't wanna run them over in the vacum cleaner and shoot my face off okay?"
ADAMROGERSISBOSS 2 months ago
"If you're a man, and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law." Best quote of the movie. <3
RachaelxDepp 2 months ago
Don't. Don't.
cloudstrife1288 2 months ago
thug life lol
360spinnacodmaster 2 months ago
If he had a wall filled with guns, why would he bring a kitchen knife in the bathroom to protect himself lol?
sable95 2 months ago
BEST FUKIN SCENE EVER, saved my life n it's dope
JBrrou 2 months ago
You shot me in my stomach. I'mma die now probly
HampstaSandwich 2 months ago
i love it
venomstoner 2 months ago
Thug Life
FilthEffect 2 months ago 3
and im gonna miss everybody.......in the backround... you kno thats how he truly felt when that part came on.. he's shot the fuck up but still wont die LMFAO!!!!!
Soulfear420 2 months ago
LMFAAOOO 2:45 - 2:50 XD
avengedbulletgrace 2 months ago
this might just be the greatest movie ever.
luigie083 2 months ago 49
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@luigie083 Are you Fucking kidding me???!!!
It is the greatest movie ever!!!
marcosbal13 2 months ago 2
@luigie083 NO. It is.:)
Budandlongboards567 1 month ago
lmfao who does the anal bead belong to
Xxceltics2009xX 3 months ago
whats the name of the song when there loading up the guns?
lmucci1097 3 months ago
@lmucci1097 Public Enemy-Lost At Birth thats the name :)
cristianISLaLa 2 months ago
" Just make sure you get those, i don't want to run them over in the vacuum cleaner and shoot my face off. " lol
Cole321rams 3 months ago
LOL @ Crossroads in the background
WillMorebucks 3 months ago
They shot me denton, they got me right here, and then they got me again right here.
Woessner1101 3 months ago
i say this after everything... i'll be like "yeah im doing my homework... THUG LIFE"
dbeck1994 3 months ago
you gotta do something like. Dont, stop it.
jesusskatesregs1 3 months ago
(Deleted scene) youll come back as jenna jameson's tit butter aha
gannon1op 3 months ago
LMFAOOO red made fish w/ his blood on the toilet
americanboy64 3 months ago
"I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute"
andyrew3456 3 months ago
"THUG LIFE"
dartyunnacuz 3 months ago
HAHAHAHA I really fuckin love it
NachoHarris 3 months ago
Dont....dont....dont
ScanSkits 3 months ago
" i used to use gun when i was a prostittue "
MrTonyd187 4 months ago
you'll come back as Jude law
tucksanonymous 4 months ago
lol red got shot twice in the stomach, then like 5 times in the chest and still survived lol this is hilariious!
sergionavarro49 4 months ago
2 wine coolers, a bowl of plain noodles and his cats birthday cake=reds last supper ;)
abcjc1 4 months ago
ted jones messed with the wrong melon farmers
topsidesoul 4 months ago
AND the noodles :)
FancySauce121 4 months ago
LMAO at this video tho!! go check out SnapShot Boys - MR. Sandman NO LIE ITS NIIIICE.. would I lie? come on now WOULD I?????
CameraCrewFilms 4 months ago
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Crossroads-Bone Thugs N' Harmony
sirbudsalot 4 months ago
That's hilarious that he's listening to Tha Crossroads hahaha "I come in peace"
MrPackman300 4 months ago
song?
jonjin960 4 months ago
Haha the tags are so funny
MrYeahhBoi 4 months ago
it belongs to me LOL
DtoWnSux1 4 months ago
LOL! I wanna come back as Jude Law.
10Cammi 4 months ago
The bowl of spaghetti and the fish stickers on the toilet. I don't understand it but I don't mind it one bit.
ViciousMiller 4 months ago
1:53 As Jude Law jajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajaja
gasmuse11 4 months ago
"Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to"
"it belongs to me"
"Then the dragon"
mmscott9 4 months ago
"Just make sure you get those, I don't want to run 'em over with the vacuum cleaner and shoot my face off mkay"
240sxdrft 5 months ago
Get out of here, I didnt do shit... again...
Rohchrisroh 5 months ago
@Rohchrisroh actually he said "denton" lol
GrungeyRob16 4 months ago
how'd he get out of the wheelchair?
Spanky989 5 months ago
fuck yeah bone thugz
gerudomein 5 months ago
Red can't die can he?
RabbidGastroPictures 5 months ago
@RabbidGastroPictures he's kinda like wil e. coyote
Spanky989 5 months ago
Best stoner movie since friday lol.
gog12 5 months ago
the fact he has "tha crossroads" in the background is just comical genius
LLsmoothJay 5 months ago 34
@LLsmoothJay why/
az39409 2 months ago
and that he had time to bring the radio in the toilet and has a cake set on it..... from which he has eaten from... great
wesleyhosey 1 month ago
"Thug life!" [Cocks shotgun]
mejia67 5 months ago
2:36 since the film came out, I thought he said "Fuck life" lol
MrHigh420Kush 5 months ago 2
the anal bead belongs to seth rogen. goodbye sleep
jesuslovesmebetter 5 months ago
this movie's awesome!
shor7fuZe 5 months ago
2:50 MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!!!
Hteam1422 5 months ago
HELP!!! What is the song at 2:27 onwards?
HampstaSandwich 5 months ago
@HampstaSandwich its a remix of a public enemy song
pwnduhomie 5 months ago
@HampstaSandwich That would be "Lost at birth - Public Enemy" :]
BlackNWhiteGod 5 months ago
A DRAGON?!
BabmerChan 5 months ago
Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers.
needychemstudent 5 months ago
you will come back as jessika albas tit buder
TheGuitarRanger 5 months ago
"Maybe the anal beed depending who it belongs to" LOL!
MrCaliboy760 6 months ago 2
Thought the hurricane season was ovah
Meestarcheez 6 months ago
Haha this movie so is sick!! dont think there will ever be a movie like this
Slamup801 6 months ago
eh, maybe the anal bead
kaylapugh1993 6 months ago
"Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.." "it belongs to me" "then the dragon.." :D hahaha
zennrock 6 months ago
10 people r fuckin gay!!!!!!
thugnificentzeee 6 months ago
"Dont"
"Dont"
"Dont, yea, something quick like that"
teeheelol
Cbellify 6 months ago
"Oh shit"
"Just make sure you get those i dont want to shoot my face off while vacuuming"
Cbellify 6 months ago
Thumbs up for vine thugs b harmony crossroads!!!!
C0DPLAY3R69 6 months ago
"make sure you get those, I don't want to run them over with the vacuum cleaner and shoot my face off" lol
jaymo7 6 months ago
i used to use this little gun when i was a prostitute
airz2783 6 months ago
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Every time i watch this film i need to blaze up man
SamWolvesFc 6 months ago
What are the songs?
PannimanHD 6 months ago
@PannimanHD song playing in the bathroom is bone thugs n harmony- crossroads. when they getting ready to take out ted its public enemy-fight the power
Peter258 6 months ago
he fuckin listenin to mexican music hahahahahaha
Cburgtiger 6 months ago
Thug life!
MakeMeCryHappy 6 months ago
don't.
ItsCouchTime 7 months ago
Maybe the anal bead....depending on who it belongs too
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MultiHaVoC23 7 months ago
"I'll call 911... Right now, they'll save your life..."
LouieIn720p 7 months ago
2:29 music? song.. plz answer
exwwarlocka 7 months ago
@exwwarlocka Public enemy lost at birth
nialloconnor1234 7 months ago
2:29 music?
exwwarlocka 7 months ago
!You come back as Jude Law" xD
MorfandTwige 7 months ago
hhmm maybe the anal beed, depending on who it belongs to.
smashsquadable 7 months ago
lol "stop it"
dannylvalentine 7 months ago
"Ten Jones messed with the wrong melon pickers"
Ricky301991 7 months ago
Are they sanitary towels on his stomach??
JJBeeBop 7 months ago
What kind if sick humorless sadistic fucks dislike this
MrHenry1496 7 months ago
2:44 xD
Kaelaopasna 7 months ago
"Yeah I'm..... really mad at him
GamerWithNoName 7 months ago
9 peoples shell are made of shit.
VampireLover459 7 months ago
Don't, Don't. Stop it. You stop it right now
flabergas2da9 7 months ago
whats the song when they are in the car?
LokoFlaite100 7 months ago
@LokoFlaite100 yo, its Public Enemy - Lost At Birth
abodarling 7 months ago
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abodarling 7 months ago
You stop it right there.
farrant2011 8 months ago
somebody tell me where i can find the scene where the black guy got hit up side the head with coffee pot that shit was funny!
TheReeferway702 8 months ago
1 min 40 sec best part
TheLilweezy23 8 months ago
How the fuck is he still alive after two gun shots ? LMFAO
Luffynigga11 8 months ago
Hahaha 0:15 Red's dying but he ate like half that cake and it's sitting on top of a stereo he set up. LOL
OctagonBiTcH 8 months ago 35
@OctagonBiTcH Haha Red's and idiot(:
IcyHot311 5 months ago in playlist Films
@OctagonBiTcH he Refuses to die!
DeezNutz508 4 months ago
what's the song?
boreddude73 8 months ago
@boreddude73 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony Tha Crossroads
An Excellent choice for kickin back and smokin. haaha
kinoboy94 8 months ago
nine people came backe as anal beeds.
svang32 8 months ago
@svang32 You've decided to copy one of the top comments. Congrats for originality! Perhaps you could have at least corrected the spelling of beads, but nope.
aresye 7 months ago
@aresye you forgot that i mispelled *back* also ;p
svang32 7 months ago
@svang32 Toche sir...touche.
aresye 7 months ago
"i come in peace , im not here to fight you again"
ahrimsz 8 months ago
"who does it belong to?" "It belongs to me"
gvg745 8 months ago
we need more movies like this
Moeggggggggggggggggg 8 months ago 2
Dale-"Arn't you angry at ted?"
Red-"yeah I'm really.. mad at him"
Dale-"Don't you wanna get up and do something about it?"
Red-"Maybe, maybe that would be cool to do to him"
Not so much the lines in this movie but the way they are exicuted is just HALERIOUS
favourite movie
18LUDO18 9 months ago 2
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best scene in the movie
amberleaf84 9 months ago
LOL bumping crossroads chilling next to the toilet.. PRICELESS
joker2x 9 months ago 2
"Dont"
zooflagette 9 months ago
Don't...Don't...just something quick like that.
Don't...Don't, stop it, you stop it right now!
M3ltingP0t 9 months ago 13
@M3ltingP0t best part LOL
blazinbongfire 4 months ago
8 people didnt listen to Bone Thugs before they died
EATGRASSx 9 months ago
my fav. song !!
ShadMoss219 9 months ago
2:51 red does the my hand is a dolphin thing
drfriddle 9 months ago 3
Thug lyyfe
loves2spooch26 10 months ago
Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers... Thug Life!
Public Enemy number one...one ONE!
PE speaks the truth.
dudenessbrews 10 months ago
@fgallucci123456
lost at birth by public enemy
samtotheg 10 months ago
yep just layin there in between the tub and toilet dying listenin to bone thugs and harmony cross roads drinkin wine coolers waitin to die lmao
MrSirsilvio 10 months ago
ted jones messed with the wrong melon farmers, THUG LIFE.
Tomekattack 10 months ago
and he talks about his cramped regionals.
AEgamesFtw 10 months ago
Everyone go to CC and transcribe audio then turn on the 1911 button and enjoy
AEgamesFtw 10 months ago
I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.
channyandseddiefan 10 months ago
Red is basically f*ckin the Grim Reaper in the ass through the whole movie
bustedup 10 months ago
HAHA what the song when they pull out the guns???
Sargentcool300 10 months ago
Don't
letsrockswe 10 months ago 3
thug life
toxin9 10 months ago
i love how he's listening to bone thugs n' harmony
iubdude100 10 months ago
552 people will come back as jude law
sahanagopaal 10 months ago 4
The dialogue in this movie is genious. Fucking hilarious.
DANNY MCBRIDE <3. (I of course love James M. and Seth R. too, but Danny makes this movie)
IcyHot311 10 months ago
danny mcbride is fucking hilarious
markshark800 10 months ago
how do you not no this song!!!
breaker15 10 months ago
STOP IT
lucasmorter 10 months ago