Small Town's UFO Scare Revealed To Be Alien Hoax (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC)

[LolsitzGeorge]

honestly i don't mean to critize but "onion" that certain feel to your videos are gone is it lack of ideas? or is it your making the jokes more obvious for the dumbasses that argue that the onion is real.

[skulleton]

"Mayor/Scrapbook artist"

[oilers1go1]

I have to say, I think the Top Comments on all Onion videos are amazing. The Onion: Best Top Comments Ever!

[NONNIE357]

LoL well I looks like I need to be more creative !

[nic1real]

are these people fucking funny are what

[ILGAR93]

Gladiator for President 2012!!!

[sasuke1212naruto]

lmfao

[Draivynn]

Earth girls are easy!

[bafmd]

I see.

[wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg]

I look forward to Aliens vs Predator II.

It will be a short movie.

[LiberalVoiceTV]

Although this is Tim Seidell, I wonder if The Onion is familiar with twitter star Tim Siedell...

[lolsebasstian]

I see.

[RDBeatnik]

Ha, look at all the idiots who think this a real story.

[datzfast]

wtf. so real aliens were faking a space ship? why the hell would they do that?its not even funny. why didnt they shoot one dead for dissection? thats what im going to do and i will make a you tube video that gets over 100 million hits. and obama will invite me to the white house. then latter i sneak off and tap some michell tail.

[novabejita]

Thank goodness

[1BustedMyth]

I BELIEVE

[HentaiFundamentalist]

By Aliens they mean Mexicans.

[Hiei102493]

@HentaiFundamentalist Duh.

[GraceBarra]

geeeee, that TOY has being sealing on line and Malls all over the US and Europe . How could you being spook by this little thing?

Please people .

Those kinda news is for cover -up the real ones

[kinleyallen]

hilarious :)

[Mxlsptlk]

Why do spooky things always happen by the old quarry?

[AssassinMJ12]

I had one of those when i was a kid, i let it take off the i droped the romote in the snow then i coulded control it it after that then i lost it xD

[elcabezon2222]

nice video!

[moiriv415]

Space aliens are the biggest hoaxers.

[iliveforthemaga]

i used to play with that toy when i was a kid!

[Zapherus]

The thing I'm most worried about is when they start TPing earth, that's gonna be a long clean up

[leamese]

Fox could air this.

[cabooses1fan]

@leamese and all the people watching would nod in agreement.

[iannetta11]

Finally some good news in the world!

[AarinHikaKao]

Gotta love Sue Hallinan.

[RoulinBrooks]

So what happened to that News From the Future show that they were promoting? News broadcast back from the future through a wormhole. It wasn't a fake/jokey promo--it was for a real Onion show. Then it just vanished.

[JakHorn]

@RoulinBrooks As far as I know they did broadcast only one short episode with news from the future before the whole satelite went itself through the wormhole: watch?v=IKkUzMiWpd0

[davelantor]

35 Aliens dont like the fact that some one got it right.

[theawesomewoman]

They were holding a dog and an apple...it's A CONSPIRACY !

[DrMcNaste]

That's funny......the news caster used to play in a band called Mamma's Gravey in Sacramento lol

[rebelm1k]

how do they pull all of this

[robotpanda77]

I'm not sucking any green alien penis, I don't care what obama says!

[MrStealth2001]

lol that amateur



[andrespereyda]

almost funny. that girl is rushing her sex

[Drpatrick777]

Dam, thought the people who where stealing from me were my family. Don't worry it's just the mexicans again.

[unprofessionalvids]

cute dog!

[mohe3439]

Looking at some of these comments, I'm really offended. Not all aliens are from Mars. I thought that in 2011 we would have move passed this narrow minded view of the universe. And don't try the whole "They all look the same" excuse because that's completely false. Martians CLEARLY have larger mouths and lungs to deal with a thin atmosphere while Venusians have thicker skin to deal with the acidic atmosphere.

[JoelTGM]

awesome

[conman2317]

I love this satire, fucking stupid conspiracy nuts get a taste of their own medicine

[AryeHvsv]

I see what they did there.



[pyromaanisi]

DIANE SIMMONS!!!!

[ThisIsNotPictureTube]

well, there is that

[katsumorymoto]

I for one am a skeptic. There's no evidence WHATSOEVER that aliens exist. I personally murdered all the people that had the evidence. There's no way I could've missed anyone with evidence, because my commanding officers are monitoring everyone's lives. Anyone who believes this stuff is real needs to be kept a close eye on, because god forbid they ever be so naive to interfere with the new world order.

Aliens can't exist. I destroyed all the evidence. I'm a complete tool.

LOL @ ethical people..

[52greenmonkey]

@katsumorymoto THE TIDE IS RISING FALL BACK DO NOT STAND FORTH CROSS BACK DO NOT GET IN THE WAY

[MsBoobyboobybooby]

...........

[JustSomeGuyOk]

OMG I ASKED THEM TO DO A UFO VIDEO A FEW WEEKS AGO!!!

[rorcon]

@JustSomeGuyOk this was probably filmed months in advance.

[JustSomeGuyOk]

@rorcon yeah well so were you

[spyhunterx]

you gotta love onion!

[FeelinTangerine]

wish my mayor was a scrapbook artist.

[mercanaries3]

Ufo conspiracy theorists are fucking crazy you know that

every new video that comes out they think its real without investigating it though

yeah i used to be like that 10 years ago, so sad

[whatisahumans]

How many Ron Paul supporters thought this was real?

[Youtubbemain]

@whatisahumans hahaha...not funny

[eight18]

@whatisahumans RON PAUL WILL SAVE US FROM THE ILLEGAL ALIENS

[tctheunbeliever]

Dammit, we gotta build a fence around the earth to keep out those illegals.

[xbdayx]

@tctheunbeliever lmfao

[legendofwayne]

@tctheunbeliever That costs too much. It's cheaper to pay for their medical care and education. We should give them driver's licenses too.

[Fancysymbol]

very original (:

[LowStackTom]

I´m an alien, I´m a legal alien ...

[PnzrDiv666]

This was LOL!

[h2ociscokid]

haha i knew it!

[dxaxnxixexl1]

you can tell the difference between fkn led lights and a real ufo, people that know a bit about ufo's would know its fake

[ericsyutubeaccount]

@dxaxnxixexl1 and people who know a bit about youtube know this video is fake

[SuperFlyBonsai]

Clever

[Ivan951]

I wonder if theres some crazy guy somewhere freaking out right now because he thinks this is real.

[Turbine68]

@Ivan951 It is real.

[21ozmar]

All this look so fake lol

[modshroom]

@21ozmar

you are stupid. do you even know what the onion is?

[gepetto336]

Someone took seriously those images ?!? OMG ....

[WaKeZnDrAnKz]

is this real?

[MultiPaulinator]

@WaKeZnDrAnKz Unfortunately, yes. I was home alone last night and everyone there with me comforted me by saying the aliens are quite ready to give me my colonoscopy yet. They're just waiting here, goofing off until backup arrives. Of course I told the people with me in the room I was alone in that they were full of shit, so they tried attacking me. Luckily, before they ever got a hand on me, I rammed their heads into the wall. I'm still recovering from the multiple concussions though.

[hilldog39]

lol 1:05 shes holding an "onion"

[rm688]

By "aliens" do they mean mexicans?

[SancLunatic]

This is so fake O:-)

[ecastillo3434]

coveruper lol

[sereously]

Haha, she was picking out onions at the supermarket.

[zvi303]

Something funny for once!

[Billman723]

That's some cheap produce

[shafta99]

aliens are silly and don't fall for that pull my finger stuff either.

[ddarkdomz]

Isn't the guy with the dog the guy who wrote the book on anteaters?

[joeywyatt13118]

Haha...funny

[XxBlackCopxX]

Wtf gay

[LanceMurtagh]

This is so stupid, I'm struggling to find the humour. One of the least funny videos from the Onion EVER

[ManicTheManic]

I'm taking AP English 3 right now in High School, one of the articles we had to write a essay on was actually an article written by The Onion.

Best assignment ever.

[bigged12321]

THOSE GOD DAMN ALIENS!

[bentc123]

if you like like this youll like an artist named christina grimmie. look her up on youtube.

[MilleniumMinecraft]

I wonder if that guy likes anteaters.....

[TaffyAlpha]

But nobody mentioned the TIRE!!!

[PunchSydeironReviews]

You know, this is only the beginning. First, it starts off with random abductions and some light probing, but before you know it, there are 15 mile wide ships hovering over Washington D.C., Los Angeles, and New York City.

[R3dp055um]

@PunchSydeironReviews

Would we really be all *that* upset if aliens abducted and anal-probed the entire Congress, and Obama and Biden?

Hell, the Republicans would probably enjoy it, and Obama, he's used to bending over by now...

[Grdemon]

Damn Aliens and theyre hydrolic spaceships wont let me sleep at night!

[lokalllize]

shit just got real

[ospredator]

So aliens made it but its still fake...... LMFAO

[ZOMGstephen]

I was gonna make a smart ass remark about this, but I'm laughing to hard.

[CasperSpectator]

Love it!



[wydok]

I want to move to Pennington.

[PR0T0P0WER]

Im tierd of them damn aliens takin all the booze too. They dont even pay for it either, they just eat the cashier then chase him with some jack.

[phalluman]

gladiator is such a good name for a small dog

[MrBobbillo]

I see. LOL

[fruvalcaba57]

DAMN!! Man we all got Punkd!! Haha we'll get you aliens!!

[Oli3TB76]

Mayor/Scrapbook Artist

[tomthefunky]

Shit, we got an alien in the white house. And he's married to some wookie- looking creature.

[Khyrid]

Finally some common sense. 

[sylvur]

What the hell is wrong with these news reporters??? Can't they see that the actual aliens are just costumes???

[Kamikazeesouled]

@sylvur Those aren't costumes, they are real aliens.

[To411u]

10 People are aliens.

[Chapel808Pliskin]

fuckin aliens

[GoldenKidneys]

lol @ 1:00 in the background and what the old lady was carrying :)

[sofaking815]

how does the onion co e up with all this funny material?? Their writers are fucking brilliant

[margittarget]

ha ha ha 1:00 the onion ha ha ha

[rtheundying]

Ah! The man "Tim Seidell" is the same actor who played the expert who wasted his life studying anteaters.

[purpledino64]

i thought this was about mexicans

[alwaystextback]

Those damn aliens!

[MorganWillMiss]

@morganawilliams follow me on twitter

ya it's a shameless plug but at least you know im cool cause i watch the onion right

[Graphicspittz187]

OHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!

[1Mastermind1990]

this was fake, I could tell by the lighting and the dialect of the aliens! lol Good job on another one ONN

[mikeo20011]

Thank fucking god for the onion...

[oicub2]

@mikeo20011 No Fucken Shit ! =-) Its like watching FOX or CNN but with more Truth to it ..

[mrx0066600]

yes, we all see.

[orangeapples]

That's just what the aliens want you to think.

[SpoiledLogic]

hee hee

[Joyner626]

Even aliens need down time, lol.

[Maginomicon]

Yeah, teasers are rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around the Galaxy looking for planets that no one's made contact with yet and buzz them. They find some isolated spot, and land right by some unsuspecting soul that no one's ever going to believe, and strut up and down in front of them, making beep-beep noises. Rather childish, really.

Thumbsup this if you get the reference without googling it.

[RevolverBoss]

Those aliens need to leave poor rednecks alone. Its not their fault no one believes them.

[Mat2DaW]

those aliens ....can't live with them, can't be disemboweled without them

[1LostMy0therAccount]

Lmao

[zombiesack]

the shampoo in the advertisement is made in radioactive japan and they wont touch it

[MrClarka4]

The dog's name is Gladiator....pffffffffffffffff­ffffffffft

[SanyaMae]

Tim Siedell? You mean @badbanana???

[seekerDeLaSouth]

Bloody Martians should go back to Afri- I mean Mars.

[GoatseObama]

these aliens sound like a blast

[jmalmsten]

Well.... it turned out Douglas Adams was right all along when he described the Teasing aliens that went around and Buzzed poor drunkards.. :D

[ValarMorgoth]

Are these news for real ?

[bryoq2]

@ValarMorgoth ya they are

[flamincookie]

@ValarMorgoth Yeah duhh you didnt know that?

[ValarMorgoth]

@flamincookie I am sorry, but it looks fake.

[kebyonatin]

@ValarMorgoth yes they are, those are common earthly news. what planet you came from anyways???

[ValarMorgoth]

@kebyonatin Oh, you are one of the stupid ones ....

[kebyonatin]

@ValarMorgoth well, im born in earth anyway...... :D

[futurestoryteller]

What's really funny about the UFO 'debate' is the people who say there is no such thing...

'Unidentified - flying - objects'. When someone says 'I don't know what I/you/he saw, but it wasn't a UFO' said person is a retard.

[dookdawg214]

@futurestoryteller

Definitions evolve. Many people use the term 'UFO' to mean extra-terrestrial spacecraft. I can assure you that when people are saying there's no such thing, this is what they're referring to.

[futurestoryteller]

@dookdawg214 It's like 'your' and 'you're' only it's actually annoying. Just because you know what they mean when they say it doesn't mean it isn't retarded.

[dookdawg214]

@futurestoryteller

Not really. The your/you're mistake comes from people who often really don't know the difference. They simply lack in literacy. In contrast, saying "UFO" is a practical shortcut. It'd be annoying to have to always say something like "alien spacecraft" each time. The literal form of "UFO" isn't very useful. If something is in the sky and you're not sure what it is, who cares? The evolution of the acronym served a useful purpose.

[futurestoryteller]

@dookdawg214 That's not even true. The 'your' 'you're' mistake is one I make ALL THE TIME, and countless people do, somtimes even after I've checked my work, and the argument makes no sense either - okay so you don't have to say 'alien spacecraft' (like that's some kind of pain in the ass?) you save yourself a little time - whatever. Now you've extended it for anyone just figured it was unidentified, flying, and an object. It's not useful, it's bullshit.

[IRickyValentine]

wait WTF how is this legit? what channel is this on?? i don't understand how people are so fucking stupid now. those are OBVIOUSLY fake aliens, and the guy that filmed the "Aliens" is clearly fake and this is all a hoax

[inujimma]

@IRickyValentine I can't tell if you are trolling, or just really stupid

[Ash9214]

@IRickyValentine Man, you're a smart one. How do you not have your own TV show yet?

[dookdawg214]

@IRickyValentine

I like to occasionally Poe Onion vids too, but you should be a little more subtle when you do it. This is too obvious.

[lostship47]

@IRickyValentine Hmmm... I just don't see what you're talking about. It all looks real to me.

[thegreatcheesedemon]

@IRickyValentine I suppose you're one of those people who doesn't think that the twin towers fell.

[IRickyValentine]

@thegreatcheesedemon the twin towers did fall,, there not there anymore, its not like the aliens took them, because THERE ARE NO ALIENS

[AmericanPride1234]

So the aliens live at lot 14? God damn I wanted that spot

[iPriestHolmes]

if it's all a joke, how come they said my "probing" was just a one time thing... immature fuckers, go back af..you're own planet! 

[TheShodan2004]

@iPriestHolmes did they cuddle with you after the probing??

[Aanthanur]

@iPriestHolmes you are just pissed because you wanted more anal probing

[stephenwalls1]

Damn those aliens!!

[crossxfuse]

oh those silly aliens

[DuskChill]

@84mrjoker Extra Terrestrials not immigrants...