I'm Captain Kirk!
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  • Nice eyeliner...

    75Krusty 1 day ago

  • He made a captain Trollface at 0:20 ... and is it just me, or is he wearing eye liner?

    NICKREAPER316 2 days ago

  • o look its jean luc!

    re2yz 2 days ago

  • i cut the cake...IIIII CUT THE CAKE!!

    dbergfilms 5 days ago

  • you. spaghetti. eating. FUCK!

    Ecktoblade292 5 days ago

  • @Ecktoblade292 ill be.chilling in my spaceship.have fun canoeing.

    TLateral 4 days ago

  • Is that captain kirk?

    babylon218 5 days ago

  • Did he mention he's captain Kirk?

    IrateCritic1 6 days ago

  • Who is he?

    GregofCanada 1 week ago

  • Why didn't evil Kirk ever return? A pity...

    krumov001 1 week ago

  • Who the devil are you again?

    egxtra 1 week ago

  • It's a good job these sets were cheap, because he chews the fuck out of the scenery here.

    PoisonInc 2 weeks ago 2

  • good for u

    musiclover3ist 2 weeks ago

  • His face seriously stirs fear within me O_O

    therealcritic28 3 weeks ago

  • Captain turd...

    seriousspark89 3 weeks ago

  • Attention Crew. The imposter can be identified by scratches on his face. Oh, and also he's wearing eyeliner, cuz he's my fem side.

    OneDayWeAreFree 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos

  • :18 - :19 hahahahahaha

    MrJBiebersbabe 3 weeks ago

  • Bad Lip Reading: I....SUCKED HIS COCK!

    SnipesMcFinley 3 weeks ago

  • no i'm captain kirk

    darthbriboy 4 weeks ago

  • This is how William Shatner wakes up every morning.

    SlakyCampa 4 weeks ago 9

  • who is he?

    Kewldude164 1 month ago

  • Comment removed

    MNsportguru88 1 month ago

  • 0:20 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kill it with fire!!!!

    ItalianBlackheart123 1 month ago

  • I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS :)

    MarkTheTerrorist 1 month ago

  • You spaghetti eating fuck! hows your spice rack doing?

    KingBizII 1 month ago

  • Captain Kirk? Nope, Chuck Testa.

    Buttcakes15 1 month ago

  • I'M BATMAN!

    ThePhoenixAvalon 1 month ago

  • Evil Kirk wears guyliner!

    skinnybanana123 1 month ago

  • Wait, so you're saying you're Chekov?

    TwilightAlchemistX16 1 month ago

  • WHICH ONE O' YOU FELLERS IS THE REAL CAPTAIN KIRK

    jedihunter176 1 month ago

  • I missed the beginning. Who is he supposed to be?

    evrbody 1 month ago 4

  • I'm guessing he's captain kirk

    ShootOwl 1 month ago 3

  • This is what happens when you fail the Spartacus audition.

    intermender 1 month ago

  • I AM DIRTY DAN!!!

    WarriorGinga 1 month ago

  • I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM IRON MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    MrMustangcharles 1 month ago

  • Wait, who did you say you were?

    Cyberhamon 1 month ago 2

  • haha for some reason when he yelled that, it reminded me of Jim Carey

    31lucian 1 month ago

  • I don't think he's Captain Kirk.

    FamePudding52 1 month ago

  • Who is he? I didn't really hear him the first time.

    spartacus778 1 month ago

  • this is what shatner said when he found out chris pine would play him in the new movie

    LawsonMovies 1 month ago 56

  • I SUCKED HIS CACK

    DaveTheSodaGuy0 2 months ago

  • no, i am kirk!

    kirk3478 2 months ago

  • LSD

    wickedcurve 2 months ago

  • this is how shatner wakes up every morning

    dannyboy12357 2 months ago 5

  • @dannyboy12357 Nah thats how I wake up every morning.

    egg64 2 months ago

  • this is sparta 

    rockstarvahagn 2 months ago

  • 0:15

    1. Mute

    2. I! SUCKED HIS COCK!

    disgaeahavok 2 months ago 2

  • NOPE! CHUCK TESTA!

    JesusCanDoKickflips 2 months ago

  • Who is Captain Kirk?

    DAACE195 2 months ago

  • 0:14 - I´m gotta kick.

    0:16 - ¡¡I`N CUTTIN CANNNNNNNN!!.

    PezunaProducciones 2 months ago

  • @PezunaProducciones  sooo funny!

    futurereducer 2 months ago

  • Kirk's reaction after watching Star Trek XI's ending.

    EduardoTVideos 2 months ago

  • omg is that captian Kirk?

    talkindurinthemovie 2 months ago

  • no this is patrick!

    talkindurinthemovie 2 months ago

  • ...Is that Captain Kirk?

    Vexeron1 2 months ago

  • I don't understand...who is this guy, again?

    luis6079 2 months ago

  • this is how william shatner wakes up every morning

    dannyboy12357 2 months ago 3

  • mentally add the word "bitch" after every "i'm captain kirk"

    Jessefama 2 months ago

  • lol give it all you've got

    louthleviathan 2 months ago

  • he is captain kirk

    nasko0076 2 months ago

  • what did he say? lol

    Conqueror441 2 months ago

  • This what happened when someone stole his twitter account LoL

    xMGGAMERSx 2 months ago

  • good for u

    MegaBranman123 2 months ago

  • I'M CAP'N CRUNCH!

    pickledegg1989 2 months ago 2

  • Kirk with guy-liner!

    southport97 2 months ago

  • shatnergasim

    agentaloha7 2 months ago

  • I guess he's captain krik.

    guitarded401 2 months ago

  • Just a totally awkward episode. Much better when he fights the Gorn and makes out with green women LOL.

    OroborusFMA 2 months ago

  • well, captain kirk, too bad you're not batman.

    slaidification 2 months ago

  • no im patrick

    redskull207 3 months ago

  • dat eyeliner

    dylancholy 3 months ago

  • ......no! You are William Shatner!!!

    Lee78072 3 months ago

  • I think Kirk just made a captain's log in his pants. 

    aeopmusic 3 months ago 43

  • He mad.

    Tarik360 3 months ago

  • 0:17 .....How the hell does no one hear him outside of that room?

    KEYSERSOZE1965 3 months ago

  • 0:20

    RAPE FACE

    PSNGreyLynx 3 months ago

  • 0:20 Captain Kirk wears guyliner.

    instantmonsters 3 months ago

  • I AM ACTING1!1

    wwefreak62 3 months ago

  • I love the part where he says "I'm Captain Kirk!"

    KEYSERSOZE1965 3 months ago

  • So um... I wonder who he is.

    cutiedudet 3 months ago

  • Love the eye makeup, Bill!

    apishion 3 months ago

  • william shatner at his finest.  what an amazing actor

    ACDC7369 3 months ago

  • Kirk is two seconds away from turning into the Incredible Hulk.

    jmac385 3 months ago

  • i totally looked this up to see if william shatner stutter as bad as he did in the rap battle.

    MrLukeimurdad6 3 months ago

  • thumbs up if u watch epic rap battles of history

    0206Erik 3 months ago

  • I.......SUCKED HIS COCK!!!!!!!!

    gregarious24 3 months ago

  • If you think that's funny, just imagine Shatner screaming "this is SPARTA!"

    Watcher3223 3 months ago

  • he had just listened Justin Bieber (or Rebecca Black perhaps)

    BillyKavouriaris 3 months ago

  • @RapReaper35 Exactly.. I was wondering why he speaks so weird in RB

    LCxCZ 2 months ago

  • No, I'm Captain Kirk!

    Ki55Meh4rse 3 months ago

  • DID SOMEBODY ORDER A LARGE HAM?

    xXGogetaXx 3 months ago

  • Nope! Chuck Testa

    crowhh 3 months ago

  • well... I guess I'm a penguin than

    tashona123 3 months ago

  • Epic Rap Battles of History brought me here! :P

    taratumble23 3 months ago 5

  • EPIC.. RAP.. BATTLE OF HISTORY!!!!

    kn1b1s95 3 months ago

  • is he wearing eye liner?

    0001Virus1000 3 months ago

  • I CUT THE CAKE!

    AJT2009100 3 months ago 4

  • @AJT2009100 AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Awesome dude. Im laughing so hard im crying. Thank you lol

    metalmaster4686 3 months ago

  • @metalmaster4686 lol ur welcome

    AJT2009100 3 months ago

  • AIIIII CAT-A-TURD!

    VKMP1000 3 months ago

  • it doesnt seem like captain kirk at 0:17

    ucakiller123123 3 months ago

  • I'm Sparticus!

    manxhedghog 3 months ago

  • @manxhedghog

    IIIII'MMMM Spartacusssss!!!!!

    enterprise160 3 months ago

  • Who does he think he is?

    Stylerdk1 3 months ago

  • EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY !

    MrGuillo98 3 months ago

  • UMADBRO?

    raisetehr00f 3 months ago 10

  • Is Kirk wearing Eyeliner? LOL

    MisterJinnx 3 months ago 6

  • I wonder who captain Kirk is.

    thekgmorris 3 months ago

  • ALL CAPS RAGE!

    isaisai9192 3 months ago

  • Mute it at 0:17 and say "I SUCKED HIS COCK!" no homo :3

    SquishyKneecaps 3 months ago 4

  • Nope.. Chuck Testa

    TheNumaNumaMan 3 months ago 3

  • Thumbs up if u came here after watching Epic Rap Battles of History :p

    potara00 3 months ago 2

  • Nope, Chuck Testa

    thebillygodfrey 3 months ago

  • I'M CASTOR TROY! Erm...I mean, CAPTAIN KIRK!

    TheVerisimilitude 3 months ago

  • EEPIIIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYY

    christopher columbus VS! captain krik!

    BEGIN

    slilly2goose 3 months ago

  • Nope...Chuck Testa

    zSnipebot 3 months ago

  • epic rap batles made me watch this

    MrTrow3 3 months ago

  • I SAW EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!

    xXKlasforXx 3 months ago 51

  • im batman

    anyone ?

    MaxTAOM 3 months ago

  • I AM CAPTAIN ASHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEE

    tirokroketass 3 months ago

  • CHECK OUT CAPTAIN KIRK VS CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IN EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!!!

    jays2good 3 months ago

  • @jays2good .. it suuuuuucked

    cowgirlonup 3 months ago

  • No,dumbass..I am Captain Kirk

    viziki1 3 months ago

  • Nope. Chuck Testa.

    Wallencis1 3 months ago 4

  • His reaction to the remake....by the way was that eyeliner? Is that why he went to the mirror at the end? to check his make up?

    babysisv 3 months ago

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    babysisv 3 months ago

  • i just want to see chris pine do a remake of this and see if he pulls it off.

    blackops555 4 months ago

  • Deliciously hammy acting at it's finest.

    sangheili1024 4 months ago

  • I SUCKED HIS COCK

    permi94 4 months ago

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    illuminatioracle 4 months ago

  • He's Captain Kirk.

    MechaSnoopy 4 months ago 8

  • EEEYYYYYEEEM CAPTAIN KYYYEERRRKK!!!

    evrbody 4 months ago 3

  • Is he wearing eye-liner?

    ForceMaximus84 4 months ago 5

  • What's he trying to say?

    jahcSoft 4 months ago

  • II'EENN CAPTAIN KAHNNNNN!!!!

    KingCommando32 4 months ago

  • II'MM CAPTAIN KAAA!!!! >: D

    KingCommando32 4 months ago

  • this video was taken by the surveillance cameras inside shatners living room

    CrazyKraut20 4 months ago 5

  • Sparta!!!

    TheLawliet10 4 months ago

  • Shatner over-acting?  Nah, that could never happen.

    JeffersonDinedAlone 4 months ago

  • Shatner claiming dictatorship at Priceline HQ.

    KingCommando32 4 months ago

  • IM CAPTAIN KUK

    Grimsoul1 4 months ago

  • If he talked to a woman like this, she'd have Shatner pants!

    spartonne 4 months ago

  • GORDON'S ALIVE

    JorealConners 4 months ago

  • Presumably The Shat has just seen Chris Pine's performance.

    bodieofci5 4 months ago 75

  • Holy God! .... I'm speechless!

    TheMasterNewAccount 4 months ago

  • Holy shit it's captain Kirk.

    XxPuRpLeRaBbItxX 4 months ago

  • that was kirk but it was his negative side.

    oortichi1 4 months ago

  • Noooooo,I em captain Jean Luc Picard!

    StarWarrior008 4 months ago

  • will the real captain kirk please stand up?

    Rynoceros007 4 months ago

  • The eye shadow is what makes this.

    llamapi3 4 months ago 2

  • Bring back this kind of TV...fantastic!....or should I say....'fascinating'....lol

    hotandspicy666 4 months ago

  • Good grief what an abominable actor William Shatner was, is, and always will be!

    Kailoa36 5 months ago

  • No! This is Patrick.

    Sarged117 5 months ago 127

  • @Sarged117 No! This is Chuck Testa

    MrZorro0O 3 months ago

  • i'm sorry what was your name again?

    xXXrayzerXXx 5 months ago

  • easily one of the most terrifying moments in tos. i think it's the eyeliner.

    1701what 5 months ago

  • I'm out of work!

    I'M OUT OF WORK!!!

    I'MMMMM OUT OF WOOOOOOOOORK!!!!

    BlackDynamiteNYC 5 months ago 2

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    KingCommando32 5 months ago

  • Comment removed

    KingCommando32 5 months ago

  • word?

    someguyhunter 5 months ago

  • this is what he said to chris pine at the star trek 11 premiere!!

    663voyager 5 months ago

  • hard lines to learn

    StratLM 5 months ago

  • I'M SPARTACUS!

    spsmonktoo 5 months ago

  • Eye liner = Totally bat shit crazy/ evil

    8D

    RocheanSkywalker 5 months ago

  • Look, back in the 60s they did acid, speed, angel dust & all sorts of other mind altering drugs...

    So Kirk's performance makes total sense...

    atrumira 5 months ago

  • he looks like he was smiling

    Searcheur 5 months ago

  • Wow someone watched the new star trek movie.

    Shanethefilmmaker 5 months ago

  • I'M SPARTACUS!!!

    ghost3027 5 months ago

  • damn troll face XD

    omg1895632 5 months ago

  • I liked the part when he says "I'm Captain Kirk!!!"

    MrGhostbustersclan 5 months ago

  • I wonder how many takes this took before he got it right. Also 0:20 is the best troll face ever.

    Yabuturtle 5 months ago

  • what is with shatner constantly losing his shit!?

    Pigsy2 5 months ago

  • He's throwing a Shatner fit.

    KingDega1 5 months ago 2

  • Love the way he just randomly punches the books

    MrRocksW 5 months ago

  • no, this is patrick

    XenoAlbedo 5 months ago

  • I'M CAPTAIN DERP!

    keijohaijy 5 months ago

  • so... am i to understand that he is Captain Kirk?

    JimCharlesTroy 5 months ago

  • press and hold 5

    InfernoPervers 5 months ago

  • truly an Oscar worthy performance

    Kronin90 5 months ago 2

  • I went to see a movie at my local movie theater, and when I entered the bathroom, some guy in a piss stall turned his head towards me and yelled "IM CAPTAIN KIRK". Freaked the shit out of me. Needless to say, I didn't go to the bathroom in the middle of that movie.

    [true story]

    generalcircle 5 months ago 2

  • Mute the sound and it looks like he's saying I SUCKED HIS COCK!!!