alan davies on tv heaven, telly hell (pt 1)

[TheAcegeeza]

wtf now hamster cock

[TheAcegeeza]

i was fukin eatin when that dog took a shit :(

[prophetchannel]

I am amazed. You can buy crappy Vet-docu-reality shows on DVD, but getting a copy of the first series of smack the pony is impossible.

[upstreamification]

odd.. how could Sean not know how to pronounce "Davies" (day-viss): they've appeared together often enough :)

[WalterLiddy]

@upstreamification I've never heard anyone pronounce it otherwise than 'day-vees'.

[upstreamification]

@WalterLiddy True here too (Canada), but 'day-viss' doesn't seem unusual in the UK - Alan and Russell T Davies at least. BTW, Alan mentions the pronunciation in this YouTube clip: "Stand Up With Alan Davies Ep 1 Dave Allen, Jasper Carrott, Eddie Izzard, Ardal OHanlon Part 5/5".

[Amogish]

she was nice. :)

[palach72]

This is Alan at his best. Funny, gorgeous--I could watch him all night.

Katie is a lucky woman.

[swirlingmass]

do women find alan davies attractive?

and what about sean lock?

and is mandeemoo a youtube account name based on black books... and the pet names of manny and his parents... 'moopah' 'moomah' and 'mannymoo'?

[ammypam]

Adorable? No, but he is thick as a brick .

[McCluckles38]

O.O there bigger than it's flaming head!

[qukazoo]

Talking about tea, i am eating right now :(((

[Nitocrisss]

I was, in fact, having my tea((((

[WTP2k]

Anne Widdecomb = Choir boy with the bends.

That cracked me up

[Tezcatilipoca]

i jizzed at 4:34 o.O

[greengrendel]

@Tezcatilipoca are you sure you know what that means?

[FranBMan]

He's so cute!!

[MrRowrow22]

this show had some great guests

[hardrockinhere]

at 3:14 i was eating, and i chocked when i saw those intestines

[nortsoldier]

that dog enima...jesus christ thats disgusting. BUT THE SHOW HILAERIOUS

we got a great idea dog enema

he didnt even need it LOL

[makeacircuit]

I think Sean's adorable. well, not so much as adorable as ravagable.

[puzokutya]

a dog enema??? on tv? really?

that programme is sick.

[thechaos44]

@puzokutya MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!!

[Blippless]

nothing wrong with thinking Alan is Adorable, I mean what the hell are you 18? maybe the person that wrote that is older.

You better hope people think you are adorable when your 43.

[NaveedKoval]

no that's just creepy

[poojjjjj]

I was just having breakfast. No sausages, thank god.

[commentzboy]

why wasnt she wearing...gloves or something when she was trying to find that animal's giblets?

[ForwardN2Unknown]

What on earth is that little funny thing at the end?

[ForwardN2Unknown]

I meant "fuzzy"

[cokieblume]

Does anyone else think that Alan Davies is the grown up version of the middle son on Outnumbered?

[katyWEASLEY]

ahahahha yes, exactly!

[bethijones95]

AWW. Bless him. He's adorable. I love Alan

[ItsKiwiSplodgeFace]

Haha, I remember seeing that part of that vet show when it was first on. Classic.

[ninjatoothpaste]

I was eating pizza while those cat intestines were hanging out, and when the dog turds were flying out... It was a meat feast with funny 'turd-like' meat pieces on it :(

[tizRYANblud]

Lol whatever excites you Trudie.

[Soundfrequency]

I agree, shame the idiot population of Youtube doesn't :I

[0spazzy0yazzy0]

HAHHAH amen to that!!!!!

[hobbitthedog]

Did this show get canceled?

[LADYOWAR]

He is indeed a adorable man. Bless him :D

[ellotreacle52]

Long hair suits him so well xxx

*SO adorable*

[hahabonkbook7]

hmmm he can actually carry it off unlike a lot of other people...

[keepXonXrockin]

oh, alan's shirts are always so strenuous to look at xD

[Vault101Reject]

the thing is,they would only suit him,and no one else.

[SCXBAYBEE123]

Alan is so gorgeous, he's really adorable! Love him to bits. =D

[henrycrumm]

eeeeeeeew that's rough!! (4.34)

[LaughalotandLove]

Hahaahaaaa xD

[RYOXIDE]

2 of the best comedians right there!

[TheJyscalator]

Really? I always thought that Sean Locks standup was a bit boring, he doesn't say anything that the audience hasn't already thought of themselves, and even when he does he goes on too long and makes it sort of boring and uncomfortable.

I don't hate him, but if It was a choice between an hour of Sean Locke and 15 minutes of Eddie Izzard, or Ross Noble or whatever, I would go for the fifteen minutes.

[TheAlmightyAss]

ross noble? jesus christ u wud choose ross over sean lol i do thnk eddie is way better tho

[AuburnJyscal]

At least Ross Noble thinks up some original ideas, I mean, meat hinges and soapy dwarves and things like that. The most Locke has ever managed is "Arsenal fans are dicks aren't they."

[plantchamber]

i had just sat down to eat my chinese takeaway when the intestines and poop came on....nice lol

[aliensexgangchildren]

it's weird how people on tv pronounce his last name differently depending on who says it

[ovavoo]

Well i think Alan Davies comes across funny and intelligent, and i think thats why Stephen Fry who i'm pretty sure has him on the show, and i would rather support Frys decision than any of the negative comments here : )

[mokel8]

Alan Davies is an unfunny clueless child with daft hair and an even dafter smug grin

[boshankers12]

My dad picked Alan Davies up in his black cab once and he said hes a rude arsehole.

[notaperm]

I was picked up by your dad once, he was a tedious windbag who didn't know where he was going. Still gave him a tip though in case he went around saying I was an arsehole for not listening to his mind-numbingly tedious conversation..

[radiopirate1]

haha well done Alan!

[hobbitthedog]

Haha, zing. You should come to America Alan, our taxi drivers won't give you a boring earful, plus you might be surprised about Americans. You could tell Fry that there are some smart Americans, lol.

[TornLoveNotes]

Stephen knows there are smart Americans, he adores America!

Alan's comment nearly made me choke to death on a mint imperial, haven't heard the term "windbag" in years XD

[lynxcanadensis]

this really is Room 101 TNG, isn't it?

not saying thats a bad thing

[PheatherP]

It kinda is, although it focuses on TV, and it shows some things people like as well.

[bridgesandbaloons]

didn't even need it, ha ha ha!

[Lissy2112]

i made my friends watch Alan on Graham Norton from last week, now they all agree that he's gorgeous

[Kezzyluvspirates]

i love Alan Davies soo much!

[N47N]

OK, I was actually eating when watching this YT video... thank god I looked away during the guinea pig bit :|... my mate didnt tho!

[Britpimp2]

what about the enema

[thestanding]

Fucking Rolf Harris, that dude cracks me up.

[BGH122]

Ha! Maybe there's some medicinal benefit of ear munching?

[srw9]

he eats ears? (im new to the knowledge of his existence)

[PheatherP]

He bit the ear of a tramp who was being abusive to him. However, Alan was drunk and recovering from the death of a friend at the time.

[Vault101Reject]

@PheatherP see, the news papers, being the lie-riddled pages of crap that they are, basically said he was a lunatic who did it for the hell of it. I know that's not how it is, but that's what they're like.

[Ciaran646]

@PheatherP the guy wasnt a tramp.

[mrmishonka]

@PheatherP so that makes it alright then.

[everclaire]

this reminds me of when my cat swallowed a piece of string about ten years ago and my dad had to pull it out the other end. heh.

[thewezzy]

"I said cut it there!"

[WarningDontReadThis]

I love it when Sean goes:

No! No I said don't show that bit XD

[medrhcp]

haha 'you'll be an aspiring vet when you're older?' brilliant

[crayonpafc]

i love watching operations and vet/animal programs since i am an aspiring vet when im older

[vaginaLRabies]

you'll be an aspiring vet when you're older?

[prittee1]

Hahahahahaha. Owned.

[stuartie101]

Anyone else notice how crap the opening titles are of this old series compared to the new one?

[stuartie101]

Anyone else notice how crap the intro titles are of this old series compared to the new one?

[A7XAshX7A]

i was eating when the dog had a shit =( gross lol

[KristianCramer]

Lol he looks like james may:D.. hehe

[kiri101]

Sean lock fucking rulez!

[pheoniph]

the newer series is jokes, lat nights was laughs wiv jimmy carr

[suicidalturnip]

This show is good, but Sean Lock could do so much better.

[lilxsazza]

The New One With Lee Mac Is Hilarious !!!

I Love Sean Lock Man Lol!!

[MollyBepsi]

thanks i missed this episode

[TheMassacre92]

alan carr yday lmao!

[Kaimei06]

omg i dont remeber animal hospital and they show that kind of thing........

[Crewstube]

He is soooooo funny sean lock, u should c him on 8 out of 10 cats his soooooo funny lol

[somedayyouwillfindme]

yehy that johnny vaughn one was unreal with that documentry about them bike riders 'the outsiders' lol

[ElvenEmma]

Awesome I wish they'd make a few more of these Sean Lock is hilarious, oh and i'd love ya forever if you had the johnny vaughn episode ;)

[youngy3000]

the new series started this week!!

[ElvenEmma]

yeyness! ^_^ what day, what time, what channel?

[TheDigo]

10pm CH4

[ladystripe]

actully it's on at 11:05pm

[prettyGorgon]

please post more of these

[IconWatcher]

I lurv these two, cor!

[Morriarty]

sean lock is a lovely genius. thanks