Balloon Boy Hoax

[NagamasaTheAzai]

1 word...

LOL

[bleiepro]

6 year old... Not 8

[geekcritic]

I love you from the Philippines.

[milkinthevideos]

Your Accent... Omg.. :D

[KattieVanDeiifluz16]

Dude We just came across all these freshly unveiled papers released at may 2010 and you fellas HAVE GOT TO check them out! Pay a visit to ufosecretXnet (replace X with . ) right now!

[TheLostHibiki]

Americans are funny people. I don't think you'd have this problem in North Korea or Iran? If the 'Balloon Dad' had the foresight to put an explosive vest around himself and his family; we'd have had a darker edge to this story.

[leespikex]

scottish you tool!

[JdtInNyc]

are you irish

[Shadowchick25]

lol this is so funny "three brested women from uranus" x3

[ltrich50]

Outstanding. :)

[Studmuffins1234]

haha you rock

[estelle715]

Can we send them to your country? Pleesze!

[YaikonMetal]

awesome accent. XD

[lanakid1]

its planet vogsphere, the vogons are from vogsphere, as re the jeweled crabs and gazelle like creatures that the vogons sit on.

[CitizenViews]

interesting twist but me thinks those thought been put in yer ead

[TheCommentifyer]

shrek

[Banana666]

Rated 5 hilarious helium inhaling scottish heroes.

Your awesome mark :]

[REDTEAM22003]

i give you 5 =D

[o0GermanGuy0o]

love the accent :D

[Lonaart]

pulled an anne frank....I love that, its haliarius. XD

[yamila68]

HILARIOUS!

[RichardHeene1]

I am a disgrace.

[busterhound333]

hey dont rag on American's because we are not a bunch of chicken shit rifle droppers that give up our rights/guns without a fight like all of you European's have...so go find a bloody cliff and jump coward!!!...oh yeah and STFU!!!

[PoppaBahr]

Ah, patriotism, the last refuge of the scoundrel.

[allnightdrinker]

Yeah suppose it's a lot more sensible to put up with random mad men running around blowing away hole play groups of five year olds. I'm mean shit where would we be with out guns in the world they are obviously the most important things aren't they? you stupid dumb fuck! I supposewe actually need to get rid of people like you as you're obviously the kind to use your weapon.

[KittyStarlight]

"Apparently the family had previously appeared on the TV reality show Wife Swap, but only because the father thought he was going to be able to trade his wife in for a three-breasted cosmic concubine visiting from Uranus."

^___^

[KittyStarlight]

Table Mountain, not Tabletop Mountain.

(Same idea though. Just not quite the exact name.)

"And don't forget...the family that alien-investigates together stays together. Mostly happily. But sometimes looking at each other suspiciously, wondering which one of them may have been replaced by a pod person."

"This video is supplied for interplanetary purposes only."

"Rate it anywhere up to Five Family Flying Saucer Fiascos. Or come up with your own rating system."

^_^

[sufa256]

Great!!

[kellystone84]

Do the gene pool a favor. Jail the whole family including the kids.

[DesertRoses]

That was funny. lol. I like your accent.

[eruppe8342]

haha i was just gonna write the same thing!

[trojjer]

Note your best mate, but pretty funny nonetheless. I give it 4 high pitched shrieks.

[wintersfootsteps]

Funny!

[dryiyc]

Oh now thats a good end to a vid.

[crail00]

Funneeeeeeeeeeee

[mrdeleted]

Hahahaha you are too funny. I think it was a gas ballon, not a helium or hot air ballon.

[fucmeintheinside]

5 Heene family's trying to be famous. =D

[outkast353]

5 three breasted cosmic concubines!

[jboldery]

FIVE helium-filled Straight-jackets!

[stzach]

I rate this 5 alien anal probes -- that's 5 alien anal probes.  And I can't be the only one to have thought of this . . ..

[hhubble]

I give this video 5 Xenu's. This video will inspire tom cruise to escape in a hot air balloon.

[MarkDayComedy]

Xenu floats above us all.....

[01keeper01]

Haha! Tom Cruise IS a hot-air balloon, my fellow Xenubian! 5 more!

[firebrand97]

5 martian retards

[allie4848]

6 family flying saucer fiascos! more than 5! WOOHOO!

[narm67]

Love your video !

[mbcNOOFS]

i rated it 5 mylar balooning morons...

[Konve]

My ad says "The safes UFO-baloon." WTF?

[bigcuy41]

"Bat Shit Crazy Family" WONDERFUL! Very Funny and Very True!

[austinb91]

fucking funny

[caseyspaos]

I rate this video 5 Gullible Sheriffs

[ShadowLynk333]

oh the voganity

[Clintus]

the family is lame. Total hoax.

[metabolgia]

funny 5 stars.

[tsaw1583]

good humor.. i lol

[wranglerguy06]

The balloon boy shit was BOLLOCKS you got 5* !

[aimolac]

ur awesome just subbed

5 crazy heene stars out of 5

[RaNDomSnIPe29]

lol nice i subed

[wranglerguy06]

This whole thing was BOLLOCKS~!

[warren52nz]

I did make me think though, what if such a thing really DID happen? How would you rescue someone in a balloon? You can't use a plane because it can't hover. A helicopter would blow it all over the place and anyway you can't drop something down from above because the balloon is in the way of the payload and you can't get something up from below because of the chopper blades. And even another balloon would be useless even if you could get it into the same location. Tricky!!!

[elrojocolorado]

shut up asshole

[rorymorris1]

Auntie Gargle Flark from Goglegloon ! lol

The kid has every reason to hide in the attic now

[SkilledCollector]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[Raidxn]

LMAO

ALIEN DECENDANTS?WE? LOL...

this whole ordeal prove we, as a "civilization", are not decendants of aliens but supreme idiots.

terms remembered forever: balloon boy, balloon experts, BARF fx, ....

this shit balloon nonsense made it on cnn. cnn = tabloid news

[BlitzXero]

lol

[warren52nz]

This never should have escalated the way it did. The very SECOND I saw the "balloon" I knew it was impossible for it to lift a cat never mind a kid.

It takes about 1 cubic meter of helium to lift 1 KG. Anything that could lift a kid would have to be HUGE!

Where were all the physicists when they needed them?

*sheesh*

[Decicrate01]

I am with you on this one.

When I first saw the footage I knew that there was no way that a balloon that small would be able to lift a child.

You could also see that the way the balloon was traveling that there was no weight in the area underneath the balloon.

Nice hoax.

[Elk999us]

Mark, You are simply the very BEST!

[liferod361]

You need to make an aluminum foil hat for Halloween.

[dawnye1]

..."three breasted concubine from the planet Uranus'- good one. lol

[adamtlee]

Nice hitchhikers guide reference

[saandymichael]

I agree with this clip 100 %

[pieseonerth]

AHAHAHA you're a freaking leprechaun!!!

[greybeard55]

I give it 5 that's 5 helium balloon stars!

[MontyMusic]

Hey man- I left a glock in your lunch box- just in case you decide to put your jokes out of their misery. That was about as clever as Arktiro's comment below.

[ankskag]

Five ha-ha´s.

[Neutral666]

dude your humour absolutely sucks. I feel like im listening to a childs jokes.

[MarkDayComedy]

Thanks Satan... please stick to cat-in-a-box videos in future.

[yerz]

5 dozes of helium

[SunMoonStars22]

You make me laugh at every video.

Keep it up! :]

[san08111]

wtf thta was...?????

[arktiro]

So who's a bunch of wierdo's. You come from a country where the 'men' all wear dresses and only think they can speak English.

[baldguywithanafro]

ROFL!

[rushindulen]

Me lucky charms ye know!

[MrForenzo]

i did i a video on the hoax as well, make sure ya check it out for more info about the hoax

[Melindaca2]

What a nice looking guy, may be that accent.. Made me laugh! THANKS

[jx14aby]

You have a hole in your head.

[obamaisapieceofshit]

I wish the little fucker's father would fall to his death. On Pay TV

[writeswiththeangels]

omg you are just to damn sexy....and funny but sexy yes yes yes :O)

[wd9hot]

I was waiting for the men in black to jump into the screen and drag you away as a grand exit,

[asdfg9634620]

five intergalactic antennas on top of a blue midget from saturn

[zoticus1]

The only people who gave a shit are silly white people.

They love when a poor child comes up missing or falls into a well,hole.

[KitDivine]

5 3 breasted wife swapping concubines out of 5! You Love The HitchHikers guide don't you Mark? XD

[Kuksoman]

5 out of 5 Glocks in a lunch box!

great vid mister, i rly like ur style

[ca4t00nz]

5 runaway helium filled flying saucers

[jelowatanuki]

I give this video 5 rides in the tardis.

 this video was supplied for mostly harmless purposese only.

[bobpeters61]

That's five wild flying-saucer helium balloon chases.

[borja001f]

lmao, "pulled an ann frank", genius.

[sonderkommando2]

this guy is funny...you got my five

[Simanda]

I voted it five lightheaded leprechauns (couldn't resist myself) :)

[sirolo1]

nanu nanu, nanu nanu, nanu nanu, nanu nanu, nanu nanu,

that's five nanu nanus!

[Tizzlin]

"This family is nuttier than squirrel shit that somehow managed to sneak into a teabagging party inside a coconut shell."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[tricwriterr]

haha goastbusters car looks like a ferrari

xD

[SoraRoxasKHII]

Haha that was great I love the ending I found that out like the next day honestly I was laughing when I heard about this kid might be in a ballon made by a crazy family haha XD

[BrantMooreBand]

HaHa!! Nutty to say the least!  I think the parents should be arrested!

[TehDaveable]

5 ratings for bald headed freaks like us! Salute brother.

[lovefaeries]

i rated 5 gargle flocks...

[jeishiikanzaki]

xD You sound so great on helium. Hilarous.

[jemjean]

LOL I love your video. BTW My grandmother was from Motherwell. What part of Scotland are you from?

[MarkDayComedy]

Just outside glasgow

[freetobejbp]

They have Luke Skywalker in the attic! Whosh! Those light sabres make me very scary!

[santanaquan]

lol your accent kicks ass

[egnited]

lmao at the fred comment at the end.

hopefully that family gets fined heavily for this bullshit

[orkoni1]

LOL that was good (liked the part about the handguns in the lunch boxes, unfortunately the republicans in the u.s. seem to think that the more ppl have guns the better b/c ppl will be scared of being shot by the guy they're trying to shoot-yeah make so much sense), anyway I really like your accent.

peace.

[MarkDayComedy]

cheers

[joefileman]

I rate this video 5 occupants of interplanetary craft that we've been calling in hope of making friends.

[MarkDayComedy]

quite extraordianary crafts at that.....

[DragonFire1221]

"From his great great great great aunt gargleflark from the planet Volgon" OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY MAN!!!

[fulekkei]

Awesome. HIlarious. And you're completely right: I'm disgusted with this story. Fucking moronic parents. I hope they get jailed for abuse.

Subscribed.

[MarkDayComedy]

Cheers. Although I cant promise it gets any better

[lostxlikexalice]

Yay, Vogons! :D

[MarkDayComedy]

They have some poetry if you're interested......

[MclarenF1CMS]

"peanut butter and jelly again, and a glock..." ahahaha!!!

[conzatorium]

... & I'm gonna take the cost of the helium outta your allowance !!! I just hope those boys aren't "homeschooled." The alien thing is just a distraction from the crazy enmeshment. I hope Richard is gone before the boys are teens.

[MarkDayComedy]

"An alien probe ate my homework"

"A likely excuse"

[conzatorium]

The Richard and Yumi Heene homeschooling curriculum, available in a CD set!

I. your father's alien abduction

II. our alien origins

III. returning to our natural alien place

a. alienating others through word and action

b. getting sucked into tornadoes

c. building alien craft

d. reality shows

iV NO ANNE FRANKING! stay with the family or you will be submission-hugged in front of molten-hot CNN cameras til you fuse.

[andybeals]

The kids aren't home-schooled. Their teachers had a day off.

[BuddhaBot]

5 Indiana Jones' fighting E.T.

[timelordthetrain]

5 out off 5 fairly freaky families.

[TheJJT]

Ah Mark we love you!

[maartenruetten]

Leprachaun! :)

[ramanglass544]

5 stars just for the anne frank line

[Kerkopes]

The fake Scotch accent isn't working. Neither is the pirate look.

[NiamhPollardTV]

Its not fucking fake !! Wierdo :/

[MarkDayComedy]

Shit, because I paid big bucks for this accent.....

[sw33tb0y77]

I'll rate this video 1 ... alien supermodel with 5 boobs.

[MarkDayComedy]

Like in the sadly non-existant Total Recall 2

[Solechnaya]

That's five, five Balloon Boy fingers!

[WaterlooFilms]

That's 5 misplaced glocks out of 5!

[NateTheGreat555]

Too bad...

I was gonna give it a 6...

Oh well, 5 works too.

[shadowdasher]

they should put the boy on that ballon for real as punishment. ( controlled or uncontrolled conditions depending the parents judgement.)/

[downhill240]

5 intergalactic stars!

[Soreo8]

5 attics filled with balloonboys, bigfoot and the lochness monster out of 5.

:D

[TheHauntingGhoul]

5/5 high pitched voices

[Im2Sexy4MaShirt]

You should stretch out your other ear lobe too. Would look much better.

[MarkDayComedy]

It's a bit late for that now....

[fuzzypenguin2]

5/5 high pitched singoffs

[Xelanderthomas]

Pulled an Ann Frank LOL

[MarkDayComedy]

Heh heh heh, didn't I last see you.....

[borimirtheboring]

I rate this Five Felonious Furon Freedom Fighters. Long live the glorious Furon Empire! Destroy All Humans! -Cryptosporidium-137

[soccermafia89]

the Ann Frank reference was good.

[matrix6977]

5 interstellar tornadoes from the planet Glukar

[chestateegold]

5 anal probes

[Relyt22]

Anne Frank still holds the Hide 'N Seek World Champion title. Some argue that her record was broken by Osama Bin Laden, but it's not yet official until he's found.

[K1llaK0ala]

I thought D.B. Cooper held that title? I mean, he hid within the U.S. and we still haven't found him!

[Jordey24]

i rate it 5 out of 5 undercover aliens!

[tonyk421]

lol 5 thats 5 close encounters

[RayAtheist]

i rate this 5 'out of this world thunderstorm chasers'

i repeat that 5 'out of this world thunderstorm chasers'

[sillybirdies]

Five bowls of haggis to you mate

[MrBarryMusic]

Five squeaky Scotsmen for you good sir!

[LenaCS]

"pulled an Ann Frank" LOL

[Thecowofwar]

5 anal alien probes

[DRAGON6708]

5 balloons out of 5 falcons

[pinklisa]

LoL Bwahahaha. You are great. I love how you explain things. The person who made that baloon is totally nuts. I"m glad the child is safe. but the way you explain it his family is nutty.

[MarkDayComedy]

Exactly -- there's "safe" and there's "possibly headed for future hijinks involving phoney martian mischief"

[pinklisa]

I agree.

[23Belligerent]

i rate this video 5 helium inhaling Scotsmen!

[cooliesass]

hahaha...great vid!!! 5 BALLOONS!!!

[sevenlovesyou]

hahahaahah

[Hauteur723]

lmao gargleflark

[warriorvetrus]

I wish I hadn't rated this 3 stars before the helium inhalation, because that jumps it up tp 4...

4... aliens who knew elvis before he came to earth out of 5.

[DantehMan]

Hahahaha, this video was really darn funny. One of your best Mark, probably because it didn't focus on some annoying celebrities.

Five Ghostbuster Ferraris out of five!

[MarkDayComedy]

If only more non-celebrity, non-politician based news stories landed in my lap when on the way home from work... I'd never get anything else done.....

[DantehMan]

I understand that, your show is not just a parody but a reflection of what the media places importance on. Well, that won't keep me from watching.

[choirgrrl]

How about 5 media-hungry parental units? (Thank goodness in this case there were only 2!)

[MarkDayComedy]

It;s the grandparents I feel sorry for (not really)

[geffel]

five Crazy Cults - that's FIVE Crazy Cults.

[IntellectualConcepts]

i blame CNN for shitty news reporting.

fake FOX and CNN both suck

[Noodled101]

send the father the bills!

[arbitterm]

I liked the Hitchhikers reference. I rate this 5 Vogon Poems.

[MarkDayComedy]

Please no, not the poetry........ aaarrrggghhhh...... I dont even have my towel on me

[arbitterm]

Too late...resistance is useless.

[sexyinsilver]

I want to know why they just assumed he was in the balloon basket. Why not look around the house before assuming he climbed into the basket?

5 planetary parents out of a possible five.

[sdashton]

This is definitely 5/5...