Fun with Ahmed trillogy 1, 2 , 3

[BoyzNAcne]

JUICE MAKE SUGAR

HELL YEAH!

[shad0wMata]

0:29- 0:33 his voice breaks twice!! hahahahahaahhaa! IM pissin maself!!!!

[garymaster42]

Sadly these are the most coherent promos I've heard him do. His stuff on actual TV was even worse.

[lostdumpeal]

Ahmed Johnson is a black porn star now

[ShowToddSomeLove]

"Get ready. Wipe that stupid little grin off your face. CAuse it's time you meet the real superstar of the WWF. Once I beat you, ain't noone gonna save your sorry carcass. Just make sure you got plenty of insurance. PUNK."

"Listen up, punk. That little ass body of yours can't possibly deal with the ass whooping I'm gonna give you in the ring. If you wanna step up to (Punchy?) BRING IT ON. CUz i forgot to take my medication this morning. And I'm in a REEEEEEEEAL bad mood."

[augamon]

Nobody on this planet has the balls to stamp up to Punchy

[Ministrytaker666]

Scott Steiner and Ahmed Johnson would make a good tag team

[thuner001]

I wonder what would've happened if Ahmed Johnson was the Commentator of WWF Matches... They'd probably would have won the War years before.

[DefendedHomestand]

God damn Morty. Don't take those medications! Now what can stop him from eating a reef?

[Zlenny]

Wonton and beef Stew. Juice make sugar, To punchy...Bacon Off, but air and a toothy boy! are just some of the things that made me laugh until I started wheezing

[Mugen123456789]

Caush Eiffel GOT!

[jhniscolV2]

great wrestler

terrible promos

[MultipleScrotum]

@jhniscolV2 The promos were the best part. He seemed VERY believably pissed and uncontrolably amped. Perfect rage.

[CleveDavis89]

WWF Warzone....I STILL have this game

[DaKiddD]

Morty took 9 people's medications.

[ColorsBright]

TO PUNCHY LMFAO

[whiteboy1815]

BACON OFF!

[GILLZONE47]

Thumbs up if Ahmed Johnson owns Chuck Norris!

[ffreplica515]

why is there nothing between us, but air and a fruity boy?

[GreatTurok]

HA HA HA wow.. i remember that game



[DemonKingMMA]

This trilogy is a hell of a lot more entertaining than any Star Wars crap.

[rl1712]

Morty took my medications the bastard!!!

[hawaiidkw]

Senor Cardgage couldn't have put it any better.

Although he'd be less annoying, y'know, because he doesn't feel the need to SHOUT everything.

[JanettySupportTour]

I have watched this 300 times and I still poop my pants laughing! Potty ignored

[captaincasualty]

its funny with the 1911 mode on lol

[PoliticalZombie1995]

9 people could not stamp up to punchy....

[84Terminator]

hahahahaha crazy 

[MrBapeman92]

What happened in the end of this game?

I never got to complete it.

[captainthrall]

Canned possum be gived. Eat a reef if you wanna stamp up to punchy

I came here because of the reference from the background noise radio show. thanks guys!

[icu81mnm]

"eat a reef"LOL!

[ochoastl]

FEAR THE SAND RIPPA!

[elfirrepins]

1.) Get ready to wipe that stupid little grin off your face, because it's time to meet the real superstar of the WWF. When I'm done with you, ain't no-one gonna come save your sorry carcass. Just make sure you've got plenty of insurance punk!

2.) Listen up punk! That little ass body of yours can't possibly deal with the ass whippin' I'm gonna give you in the ring. If you wanna step up to *punch me*, bring it on! Because I forgot my medication this morning, and I'm in a real bad mood.

[elfirrepins]

@elfirrepins

3.) Hey! If you wanna play like that, there ain't nothing between us but *I really don't know* boy. So go ahead. Bring them toys into the ring. Because there's nothing on this Earth that's gonna save you from this ass whippin'.

Stars denote *I have no idea what he is saying*

[ENINNALP]

@elfirrepins *air and opportunity* ?

[DaKiddD]

@ENINNALP Error and opportunity.

[DefiantKMYKE]

@DaKiddD JESUS CHRIST, almost 3 months ago...

its air, I still have the transcripts

[poisongodmachine3]

Fun with Ahmed 2 and 3 are the funniest videos on Youtube, no questions asked!

[bigstrife]

i understand intention of vid, but what the hell was ahmed really saying when he said the punchy shit!?

[1snub]

ha brilliant!

[michaelisajerk]

Ain't nothin on URF!!!

[regi6500]

I think this came from the 1996 video game, "in your house". On playstation

[poisongodmachine3]

@regi6500 No, it came from the 1998 game "WWF War Zone"

[RhinoRodriguez76]

LOL I am glad that you had the sub titles...I would have never understood him otherwise...he really cant speak can he?

[twiztidlestat]

WONTON AND BEEF STEW. oH MY God. Fucking hilarious

[Gollum9993]

BACON OFF

[SolidMike84]

Ahmed vs Scott Steiner

Oh, the promos....Oh, the promos XD

[killie65]

B FUCKIN ready!

[Teej247]

Don't take my medication, Morty LOL

[Hulkamaniac418]

Air and a toothy boy gets me every time! EPIC!

[Unotuchable]

What the hell did he say with the Step up to Punchy thing? It doesn't even sound like anything else.

[MrLCLM]

Only URF can save you from the SAND RIPPA!!

[JugglerOfWords]

@MrLCLM all hail the mighty URF!!

[rher08]

i always lose it at "EAT A REEF!" lol

[JumpingKentFlash]

Only URF!!!!

[modewr]

What does "but air and a toothy boy!" mean at 0:54

[martin518441]

thumbs up if the spoony one send you here

[GoKitty28]

Ahmed. Scott Steiner and the Ultimate Warrior should be a faction.

[Clay3613]

Less comprehensible than the Ultimate Warrior!

[digvoldon]

he actually got injured during the last interview

[TehGate28]

EAT A REEF

[duel1]

Gold told you nothin only URF

[crassyfrake]

Ahmed "the sand rippa" Johnson vs Morty the medication stealing  toothy boy

license to print money!

[BobbyHill27]

@crassyfrake Did u catch the Ahmed vs Morty Medications in the bank match last night @ summerslam? The Perwerpple Powershouse was the special outside enforcer, and turned his back on Punchy allowing Golden Farakan, Willy Jakes Toto Puwatso Gwed, and others to jump da Sand Rippa after he had delivered the dreaded Tiger Bomb to Morty and was about to claim victory and reclaim the meds. B/c of this, Morty was able to climb the ladder to victory, and is now the sole owner of the meds.

[BobbyHill27]

@crassyfrake Todd Grisham caught up with Ahmed after the match, and reports he has never seen Ahmed so riled up in his career. In his opinion, its doubtful even Urf can save us from da Sand Rippa now....and what about Morty and the Perwerrple Powerhouse? I'm sure Ahmed aka Punchy Aka Sand Rippa has something in store for them. As for the Bee God, Todd also caught up with him to try an get a word....unfortunately the Bee God Told him nothing

[chadcinco1]

juice make sugar hahahahahahahaha wonton and beef stew hahahahahaa list nut punk hahahahahaha but air and a toothy boy!!!!! urf!!!!! hahahahahahahaha

[krucifixhorrorcore]

i thought ahmed johnson kicked ass back then

[ThousanWhite]

URF

[makaveli316bg]

this is the good old WWF War Zone game for ps1

[TekkenFromWithin]

Ain't nothin' between us but air and a toothy boy.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[TheSdu2182]

There needs to be a bacon off competition now that I think about it. Ahmed might be on to something lol

[VinnyLT9000]

Wonton Beef Stew!

[SolForceJxn2]

EAT A REEF!!!!

[JugglerOfWords]

@SolForceJxn2 BACON OFF!!

[Ministrytaker666]

LMAO!

[ballsnot]

what the hell! Where you find shit at? Pure comedy! I thought it was done on purpose till i realized it was just hot he sounded when he was trying to talk while he was amped up!

[X0of0the0triad]

@ballsnot

Look up Sonnybone, he's the genius behind all of these.

The world would have never known the truf.

[Gavalin]

@X0of0the0triad Tony will neva fagif you guys for keeping these vids up. Warning! Beware of the Sand Rippa!!

[TheftOfChocolate]

Oh my God

[jriv27]

The Sand Ripper is my hero.

[ToruKun1]

"If you wanna stamp up to PUNCHY"

....Punchy Sonichu? :P

[ShippaiProductions]

Juice makes sugar...

[Y2JRGC]

THE SAND RIPPER

[realPapaMidnight]

lol

[mrtrin]

Ahmed Johnson & Scott Steiner vs Hallowicked and Delirious

[rawshaw1]

Huh? what language is he speaking

[Marcell2aG]

Morty always steals Ahmed's medication.

[CopyandPasteThisName]

JUICE MAKE SUGAR, BACON OFF, LIST NUT PUNK, THAT RIDDLE ASKED POTTY IGNORED, EAT A REEF, etc.

LMFAOOO!!!!!!!!!!! xD

Also Im pretty sure that Ahmed took his "medicacine" thet moring... He either popped one or injected lol

[Whuttt]

Juice makes sugar now?

I thought it was the other way around lol

[Marcell2aG]

JUICE MAKE SUGAR!!!

[theboombody]

The funny thing is some of the written stuff at the bottom is what I think Ahmed really meant.

I need to find a video like this on Dusty Rhodes. For years I thought he had the hardest interviews to comprehend.

I prayed my youtube videos wouldn't sound like this. I think they're coherent for the most part. As long as the words "G-rated shock value" are clear, then it's all good.

[sludgeworldorder]

And I thought Scott Steiner had difficulty speaking, ha!

[JamesTypeO]

LMAO this never gets old!!!!

[NRevantagonist]

SAND RIPPA!

[OMorty]

Dear God...he wants to kill me...

[stainshield]

It has to be the roids.

[philcollins85]

Canned Possum!~

[SonnyBone]

BE GIVED

[asnaes]

DON't TAKE MY MEDICATIONS, MORTY!!!

[jaybo976]

Marblemouth

[retrograderenegades]

LOL wtf did I just watch

[Taki4life]

The greatest video series to come across youtube.

[retrograderenegades]

LOL

[SonnyBone]

I AM HONORED

[Taki4life]

Ahmed Johnson encountered a new problem.

[Mugen123456789]

Cuz eiffel GOT!

totakemamedicationsdismorn.

[xxvampirexfreakxx]

JUICE MAKE SUGAR

[QCIC56]

If you want to step up

TO PUNCHY

[iNNeViTable1]

"Juice Make Sugar"

"Eat A Reef"

ROFL

[RaptorZX3]

these videos surely come from a videogame...which one is it?

[returnofthejippo]

WWF Warzone PS1

[CabanaClassic]

JUICE MAKE SUGAH

[stainshield]

I thought the Ultimate Warrior was off, but this dude takes the cake.

[thunderdpa]

hahaha juice makes sugar!!

[dogmd7]

WONTON AND BEEF STEW

[SamuraiFoochs]

"To PUNCHY" kills me every single fucking time.

I'd pay Ahmed to just yell at me like that. Constantly.

[Hoey1235]

HHAHAHA EAT A REEF HAHHA WTF

[TIMMAYMOFO]

Whats funny is scott steiner has abunch of vids to about some of the shit he says too, i think ahmed and scott steiner should have a rap battle LOL!!!

[liltd87]

lmao i was looking for the one on Steiner! i can't find it. that shit was funny. He was rambling about Japan and shit. I remember he said "HiroGeema"

[stevemartin1st]

funniest ever

[brmanuk]

SAND RIPPA

[Hperman09]

rippa ass whuppin. Ahmed hella funny.

[burby8100]

Toothy boy?????

[CrimsonPhantasms]

Juice makes sugar! LMFAO

[warduke]

I guess he learned the fine art of cutting a promo from the ultimate warrior:)

[Zeurol]

Ditto! Imagine a conversation between these two about wonton and beef stew or about Toothy Boy! rofl

[BobbyHill27]

or better yet ahmed and the great khali talking about which dish is more tasty....currie chicken or wonton and beef stew...LMFAO!!!!

[perdedoronline]

CinematicPulse , thanks.

[Kabooms]

ROTFL... Toothy boy.

[Bionik1980]

I miss the 90's WWF

[perdedoronline]

what game is this from again?

[CinematicPulse]

WWF Warzone.

[ForgetYOUfool]

WONTON AND BEEF STEW

[neec1427]

Wonderful!!! Ebonics at its finest!!!^_^

[ISeenACar87]

Its not ebonics >.>

[lilerichotwheels24]

AHMED'S TALKING TO YOU, BITCH!

[FartScrap]

URF

[waawaaweewaah]

I think Morty needs to step up the Sand Rippa's medication. He keeps eating reefs, trying to make sugar from juice, and is always in such a bad moon.

[SkyNetGoneWild]

EAT A REEF

[enigma35]

lol, this guuy was injury prone as hell

[TherealRNO]

Hey! If you wanna play like that, there ain't nothin' between us, but air and [something] boy, so go'ahead, bring yo' toys in 'da ring, 'cause there ain't nothin' on 'da Earth that's gonna save you from 'da....

SAND RIPPA (I know that's incorrect, but it's so darn hilarious).

[EGarrett01]

Nothing between us but air and opportunity.

The Sand Ripper is a great nickname for Ahmed.

[TherealRNO]

Get ready to wipe that stoopid little grin off yo' face, 'cause it's time you meet 'da real superstar of 'da WWF. I'm gonna beat you and no one is gonna come save your sorry carcass. Just make sure you got plenty of insurance, punk!

Listen up punk, that little ass body of yours can't possibly deal with the ass whoopin' I'm gonna give you in 'da ring. If you wanna step up to "play cheat", then bring it on, 'cause I fo'got to take my medication this mornin' and I'm in a real bad mood!

[SkyNetGoneWild]

he said "If you wanna step up to PUNCH me. then bring it on,"

[discoder]

Stamp up to punchy!

[Rogueofmv]

Don't TAKE my medication, Morty!

[discoder]

REAL BAD MOON!

[RhythmBluesSoul1]

Juice makes sugar!

[discoder]

WONTON AND BEEF STEW!

[thefairfaxian]

Juice makes Sugar!

[discoder]

THE SAND RIPPA!

[ShamanOfWrestling]

ONLY URF!

[discoder]

EAT A REEF!

[lightning116]

I understand the first promo completely.

The second and third one though?????? Can't stop laughing.

[djaudiorage66]

"Wonton beef stew and juice make sugar." ROFL

[moonoink]

what does "riddle" mean?

[moonoink]

"money come safe" ROFTLOL

[BBoyd27]

whatever you do,dont take his medication Morty.LMAO

[SkyNetGoneWild]

BAD MOON

[1888oopsjew]

If you wanna stamp up to PUNCHY...BACON OFF

[Tomskiies]

Only URF is gonna save you from the SAND RIPPA!

[mj2sexay]

wanton beef stew!!!!

[DSXTheGreatest]

I totally didn't know that juice made sugar...Ahmed, you've just made another scientific discovery.

[caspez30]

EAT A REEFF!!

[Jerry4050]

but a air and toothy boy! ROFL

[rhyno4eva]

potty ignored...lmao....-____-

[strikenoir29]

LOL WHAT!?

[nightowl685]

There needs to be a t-shirt with "i forgot to take my medication, morty!" on it lol:)

[fakegimms]

there aint nothin between us but air and a toothy boy!!!!!

[Cypres1]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[Adaman120]

BACON OFF

[djaudiorage66]

Eat a reef. Haha.