Worst X factor auditons ever!

[khalidalfodariTV]

Look at Simon 0:30 hahahahah

[gymnasticsluvers23]

Chicken factory guy... Why u no good?

[XxChandlerxyzxX]

No one in Britain has talent...

[MegaRhinosaur]

@XxChandlerxyzxX

no theres....um....er....Gordon brown?

[MsFullheart]

I like the michael Jackson fans!

[retardedbanana1]

I feel soooo bad for laughing

[jillnikkishow]

Judge: you have the worst voice I have ever heard

Chicken guy: thank you

Me:LOL

[zoe67909442]

Poor guys

[BUDGYxxSMUGGLER]

........this is where simon should fire a heat seeking, fire n forget, shoulder to nobhead, bellend missile.

[BUDGYxxSMUGGLER]

PURGE THE ABOMINATION

[rainbowgirl678]

The 1st guy sounds like limiwinks from south park

[SpamRulz1997]

I was cryin in the 1st one

[sk8z1997]

the 1st guys bye is classic

[beutifulgoth]

the more of these I watch, the more I actually feel sorry for Simon

[katie1996xx]

if that last guy delievered a pizza to me i would post the money through the letter box. he is scary looking

[fordeboi]

Jesus christ, and cowell is going to try and do something like this although with dj's. Cowell stay away. At least the electronic scene has people that have talent all this crap is, is just one big big scam, the last five all get record deals and they are all talentless. Great they can sing, but other than that there is not much to this show apart from the funny bit's like this. Music should be more than just some bimbo that has a career spanning a year and that can only do cover versions.

[TheDreReichDude]

Ooowwweeeeee, A Scottish babe and an Aussie babe! They be hot and sexy, and if I had auditioned at that time I would have gone up close (but not TOO close) to them and said "I'm in the mood for a good time, and I'd like to have it with both of you, all night long....AT ONCE!!!!" It'd be worth it just to see the looks of shock and disbelief on their faces! I'll bet they both have barmy blokes hitting on them all the time, but I would be the one to be blunt and direct about how much I want them!

[meoss1200]

The last one was a good lad he didnt seem upset atall and didnt flip out GOOD LAD

[jeepmudder07]

I can't stop watching this lol.

[KyraNtaay]

they were all fucking hilarious.

but i felt bad laughing at the last one? i dont know if he was special or not..

it felt slack.

[01ccoulson]

Wtf is he ok or mentality I'll

[mango2k11jw]

Groovy sunglasses.

[cute4ever28]

i think the second one was the worst.

[lampard8soccer]

The voice of the guy at the end just goes right through me

[ellislisha]

That puts MJ to SHAME

[TheGeorgieShow1]

..

[kromeboy1884]

still better than Jedward

[neaduba]

The only relief I got during this video was the moment my headphones fell out! XD

[julian27001]

onka onka! onka! onka! onka FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

[diredireyutub]

wtf?? retardeds??

[ambnissa2009]

The Chicken Factory Guy : (Barbie girl)

i would have said im confused are you supposed to be a chipmunk or the exorcist 

[TheMastaBeef]

It doesn't hurt. *Strange whimper*

[2011rubik]

6:22 Simon knows what's coming hahaha xD

[MultiPink987]

youre the worst singer !! thankss !! LOL

[timmytourettes1]

what is it with middle aged poms and cutting their hair?

[timmytourettes1]

the first guy has got to be a voice over, please tell me that it's a voice over!

[skybluedan1]

His face at 3:58

[AmyIzEreee]

lOOOl

[Hiabuser]

If this was really the X-Factor I would actually watch the programme for pure amusement :) The programme overall is the very worst embodiment of what's wrong with our music, entertainment and media industries...

[BlackVeilBrides2010]

The second dude is the whale in Nemo!!! OOHHHHAAAHHHHH!!!! :)

[locoroco930]

the first video is so sad , i hate the  way they just get to choose who gets to have a good voice or not

I HOPE IN HELL SATAN WILL DO THE SAME TO THEM

[willnicholson18]

@locoroco930 feel free to buy his album.

[camisacook]

the first guy was amazing!

[TheTrueMetal9]

i think he thinks hes auditioning for a cartoon role

[UncleePaulie]

The first one even looks and sounds like a clucking hen...

[Tyme2Die]

these are all sad.

[Cheesycola]

Kids dont get in a truck with the first guy, even if he offers you candy.

[MrNebelful]

@Cheesycola ... fuck you I WANT CANDY !!!!!! O.o

[SnakeoftheMoon]

@MrNebelful And I want cookies.

[lynx821]

3:52, orgasmic moment.

[Mrmartinnico]

what a big head gay guy

[isingtomyownbeat08]

Aww I feel really bad for the last guy.

I just have one question, why do all these guys look like total creeps/rapists?

[dudethatisawesome1]

@isingtomyownbeat08 what does a rapist look like?

[BlackVeilBrides2010]

Hello Barbie!

Hey Ken!

Wanna go for a ride!

Holy crapp hahahahah

[Absolution913]

Th fist one has some serious problems. Retards. x)

[kazibskakeiza]

On the last one, the judges are all laughing and simons like "I am not amused..." xD

[ikznjoey]

oooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo­ooooo

[Buondelmonte123]

Cutting your at home before going on the show is never going to catch on methinks!

[Nogeth1999]

the first one is so funny

[PirateRhovanion]

they all suck :P but remembering lyrics is good 2 (A) xd

[develt2012]

people are...crazy as hell

[horsegirlhorsegirl]

At least they were polite...

[starmay17]

The First Guy Is Crackinq Me Up Im Crying Right Now

[TheMrBiGD1CK]

How come the people who suck at singing are fugly!!?

[lethalsamuel]

I love this guy haha

[fiftypgirl1]

How would he know the words to Barbie girl?

[creaturebotman]

he should be doing cartoon voices. I think he would find success in that.

[Oursouluk]

surely the guy at the end should have got to the "judges houses"

[edwin200647]

penfold the glue sniffer

[EmyzVidz]

Where do they find these people? lol shocking!

[MrOmegaBlitzer]

ROFL, CRACK "thought that was a solid wall"

[OoshkaHusky]

"That is the worst audition I've ever heard"..."Thank you". Lol. I'm never eating processed chicken again

[lewismartinboi]

surely the first guy knew he sounded like a fukin spastic. lol

[3ll1nd4h0u53]

so funny pissing myself

[deopisi]

omfg I'll use all the 500 characters to say LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOL

[seansmum101]

He is Truly High and hes like andy in Little Britain

[markshea21]

@seansmum101 haha, I love Little Britain, " computer says no."

[TheJoey73]

AAAAHAAAAAAAAAA

[radesandman85]

Complete idiots! :D :D :D Hilarious!!! :D :D :D

[VGAnxiety]

this guy is trolling hard :)))=)))

[clairezd]

wooow THIS IS HILARIUS!!!!!! i love him!!!

[gazbradshaw1]

These are scary people....

[whitewiccanwitch]

hahahahahahahahahahaha this is better drunk

[Bazzage14Fifa]

dont judge the judge because there is only one judge because my name is mr onka judge.. lol.

[rosxx76]

is that chiken-factory guy an actor or...

[Bkgrill81]

434 SOUNDS CONSTIPATED... LOL.

[DeflatedRat]

Wow, karaoke finals WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE SCREEN!!

[moboehm]

wtf is wrong with the 1st one

[alxcsb]

The first dude is brilliant.

[TheGivemehead]

number 1 actually sang Barbie Girl well lmfao. number 2 is a fkin terrorist so nar pal. ferk off (:

[futrecoolfabrockstar]

I hate to say it but is onka strangling a cat in the backround?????? :O

[troynew2006]

Chicken Factory Guy is my idol!

[RedNyleProductionz]

ONKA!!!!

[TheZombieJC]

your thw worst singer i ever heard thank you LOL

[andrelinoge4]

Onka Judge :D What a name. And does he say that he thought the wall was a floor? :)

[JohnnydioZ]

You are the worst singer I ever heard in my life: Thank you

Thank you?! Ha ha ha USELESS

[Tobytrim]

What a nice guy he was though......And weirdly, he probably knocks'em over at the karaoke pybs!!!

[xXxPoPitxXx]

whaz that>??OMGOMGOMG!

[divinitynoir]

i love how deluded some of these people are!

the auditions are the best part of the show!

[MarmuraLC]

oh my fkin god....what are these people thinking???

are they even thinking????do they have a mirror??

[winstonlegthigh99]

oh dear....! at least they had the balls to try out for it though? cant knock them for that!

[March6371]

The X Factor needs to make sure that each person going for audition actually has a normal psychological profile...some of these people are scary.

[March6371]

That first guy should have won it.

[Bkgrill81]

@March6371 last guy should have won it... lol.

[videoofmike]

his barbie girls is awsome

[locutus12]

The HORROR! THE HORROR!!! *sobs*

[msben64]

I cant believe it how people are deluded

don't go to the X shit

[Axeurtongue]

My god!!

[PropertyOfYourMother]

The first audition I just have one word:

''Wow''

[joeyjettt]

Paula's reaction at 3:09.........LMAO

[crankemuptang1234]

My fav is ALL OF THEM THEY ARE ALL FUCKING HIIIIILARRRIOUS

[choppingbokchoy]

i love the first guy i piss myself watching this, no matter how many times I watch it. who the hell sings aqua barbie on an x factor audition. i love how he does the talking at the start. i actually feel sorry for him - works in a chicken factory and he is so doped out. and who says thank you to someone that says your the worst singer in the world.

[crankemuptang1234]

HAHAHAHAHHA OMG funny shit

[XxxOoopiexxX]

Oh myy godd that is hoora funny :L

[chadia84]

LOL the MJ impersonation HAHAHA

[jadeflowersforever]

Throughout audition #3, Simon looks utterly disgusted.

[Critchy39]

How can you say the Chicken Man is one of the worse auditions ever.

He is absolutely fucking hilarious. Atleast he is not a deluded prick, he knows hes good! tehehe

[hanigan696969]

DRUGS!

[midnightsun5500]

AAAAAAAAAH!!!

[Lanzybeth]

guy no 1 its the cookie monster!!!

[lionandlamb11]

Why do most grown men think they are Micheal Jackson?

[jkellybrew]

I love these sayings that the British have, fascinating.

[gratedcarrot]

Which ones are you referring to? "You're crap" or "No thanks!"

:)

[Peachmcbean123]

LOL

[Blackout987]

First guy was whacked off, second was just lacking common sense and talent in anything, third guy was a nice guy but quite off

[IcarusTuga7]

xD hahahHAHAAHHH its a joke? NOOO xD

[chelseashapcott]

geddon!

[PianistGN]

LOL at Simons reaction to the last guy

[sneakersrere]

This is what makes the x factor a great program.

[number1fanme]

@sneakersrere i agree, i mean the good people are good butn the bad people are great!!!

[takoma5]

OMG!!...all these guys got the x-factor..Bigtime...:):):)

[takoma5]

yeaah, this guy really got the x factor...:)

[LauraaBaybeeOoX]

Bahahahahaha Wat the hell was with the 2nd guy Runnin into the wall..?? Hahaha awh hilarious

[sbarry92]

GGGGIIIBBBLLLEEETTTSSSS haha :D

Onga was hilarious.

Third guy was hilarious!

[iCarlEva1]

so funny :L:L

[cmwissy]

Chicken guy deserves too be on a pedestal of comedic genius.

[marylee111]

ongka lollllllll

[MissmeganhereXxx]

hahaha cant stop

[loveslatinbooty]

this guy looks like a rapist/serial killer =/

[bigblackbasterd]

Yeah chicken man munched too many chick giblets heart, testes, scrotum, lungs, stomach, liver, neck , cock,.......

[PunkButterflies]

the 1st one is sad....

[jorenkill]

yea agreed think hes like a bit ....simple....

[mrsbackdoorbeauty]

THis punk ate too many giblets.

[PRchica101]

Simon is always saying that its the worst audition hes ever heard. lol

[toygirl46]

YA ITS FUNNY

[PRchica101]

Hahaha but i love it, no ones like him

[alxcsb]

@PRchica101 So,if you get that in your face you really have to think about the fact that you have actually been the worst up until that point.

[ValentinDieb]

@PRchica101 But he always says "ONE OF THE WORST"

[belencitanaf]

W T F!!!!!!

Simply, Hilarious

[madec0]

omg i told my dad he was to good 4 this show y did he have to go on :(

[sussexking]

the first guy need to go to hospital...for GOOD

[stage2chiks]

Omg TERRIBLE !!!!! rotflmfao

[watsupduc]

lol...

he sounds like lou outta little britain add me......

[Ibbi0392]

hwhahhah the first one, whahaha he´s great! wahhaha xD

[soyelneng]

Just to make things clear, this isn't a discution about MJ.

[I removed all 8 comments lmao]

Please go and fight somewhere else although, the guy that said MJ is alive obviusly has serius isues.

[pieopolis2424]

@soyelneng discussion**

[TheLyricalGirl]

Hes singing through his nose :L i think that killed michael ! when he first herd it :O Ri.p Michael LEGEND ?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Ty21Daz26]

Think Alan was best he's so funny! Lol. x

[xHorseLoverX08]

LMAO! Paula's face when Onka sings!! I love Paula, bless Onka though! Lol! =D

[Luislivesrock]

paulas not here 0.o

[xHorseLoverX08]

lol she is, on the second audition, with Onka.

[Luislivesrock]

haha oh my bad

[mrmuscle91]

onka judge? PLONKA judge more like!

(oh haha my endless wit) :P

[mrmuscle91]

'oh i'm a bit nervous, i'll just do the chorus' - love it hahahahaha

[blopcup]

poor onka... I heard castrated cattle sound better...

[carlosjtown]

I guess the chicken guy still lives with his mommy!!!......GET A FUCKIN LIFE!!!!!!

[Alicaint]

Has anyone seen Kevin and Perry from Harry Enfield and Chums? Imagine if they a did a "Where are they now?" episode. Perry would totally be the first guy in this video, lol.

[ajswjhs]

onka and alan should work together

[xkceob]

nice post

[ianmartinwinfield]

look, if they want to make a fool out of them selves then let them. we may have out opinions about them and our opinions may not be so nice but lets try to keep them to our selves. it could their heart one day! ROFL!!!!

[HipHopCypher]

1st one is FAAKE!!!!

[soyelneng]

Erm.. oh yea, i almost forgot, the 1st 1 i filmed ur dad. =S

[MitsosMan]

no matter how retarded you might be, its not so nice to be laughed at your face... i laughed but i feel a bit sorry for them... especially for the last MJ dude.

[infeted14]

they deserve it mate theyre so fucking deluded they deserve every bit of it

[ditopunx]

omg. there are retarded in england too..jajajaja. motherfuckers..assholes.

[pepman56]

brilliant

[Sumgui2009]

He ruined Tragedy. I love that song