Ulmeydas Monologue

[Thezeronumber]

E-LooOOOOooo-Shun

[zhazha23]

I can just imagine "Master Miller" speaking via his codec.

[TheLakabanzaichrg]

thy didn't saw that cumming

[blackdeadtree1]

LIQUIIIIIID!!!

[hotelmario510]

I blew up a building and

I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

[dobadobadooo]

KRATOS!!!!!!!!!! :D

[dem0nk1d123]

THIS IS REAL

[Ningyosai]

It's spelled André Almeida.

[GermanZ5]

@Ningyosai Andrei Ulmeyda

[Ningyosai]

@GermanZ5 Just because English speakers fail at pronouncing Portuguese doesn't change the spelling.

He's wearing a yellow-and-green t-shirt for crying out loud.

[TheRebelWorm]

@Ningyosai It's how they spelled it in the game.

[Ningyosai]

@TheRebelWorm In the Japanese or English version? And if in the Japanese version, was it spelled out in roman letters?

Failure at romanization of a name doesn't make it right.

[TheRebelWorm]

@Ningyosai アンドレイ ウルメイダ or Andrei Urumeida in the Japanese version.

[Ningyosai]

@TheRebelWorm OK, that I can live with. (I still think they really MEANT to write André Almeida, because this dude looks Brazillian head to toe. And the Japanese don't really have a good way of spelling é with katakana. But, no point complaining about that.)

[TheRebelWorm]

@Ningyosai They probably named him that because it sounded cool, not because he's Brazilian.

[TheBoywith25Names]

@Ningyosai He doesn't look brazilian lmao how does someone LOOK brazilian?? Hahahahaha 'Oly shit just because a black guy is wearing a yellow and green shirt doesn't make him fucking brazilian. HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[Ningyosai]

@TheBoywith25Names Dude, I'm Brazillian. Depending on which part of this country you're in, you could run into dozens of Ulmeyda's "clones" at any given time. Yellow and green are the colors of my country's soccer team uniform, and two-thirds of my country are absolutely crazy about the sport. Besides, what kind of name is "Ulmeyda" supposed to be anyway? Guy sure doesn't look Russian to me.

[TheBoywith25Names]

@Ningyosai lOlZ his shirt is in yellow and green, but it says "TEXAS BRONCOS" .

[Ningyosai]

@TheBoywith25Names He's from a Japanese game. A particularly nutty one. I don't expect consistency from them.

[TheBoywith25Names]

@Ningyosai Can you read that shirt? It says "TEXAS BRONCOS" ROFL WTF R U SAYING ABOUT? LULZ

[TheLakabanzaichrg]

@Jyuji he is one

[untamedoni]

i am the man with the plan

[Patternized]

He's got bits of the Joker. Or vice versa. ;) His vocals could be the joker. exactly how he pronounciates "illuuuusion". :D think about it^^

[TheLazysketcher]

"Were talking guys who jerk off 4 times a day!" xD

Love his hand gestures! xD

[MattTheSpratt]

LittleKuriboh recited this during the Wha-Chow episode called "Cosplay Deviants On Motorcycles!"

[kimbley17]

He is very religious.

[tomanton]

i want a texas bronco shirt

[KatlikeRider]

...wait, what? Did he blow up that stadium that was probobly miles away from him by CUMMING??

....Dude, fuck superman! I WANT POWERS LIKE THAT GUY!!

[blindga]

Is he high?!?

[Ganondorf64]

oh, yeah.

[Ruuuuuuun]

This would be an awesome fucking superpower.

[ruglia]

I have a hunch, that SOMEthing's GOnna HAppen.

[SmithOfGear92]

Wow... That's... some... pretty orgasmic gospel.

[jackofblades94]

SNAAAAAAAKE

[shockraid1]

Garcian! You can't do that! You've created a time paradox!

[Krackelhead]

Praise Andrei in all of his Andrei-ness! We aren't falling for illusions anymore...

[anonymous32903]

Way to be a man and censor yourself on the internet. Its called "Fuck," not "****"

[thps48]

The first time I saw this, and I'm very, very, 'very' sure everyone else reacted the same way, I was like "Holy ****ing ****; the crazy ****!?" I'd give anything to be wowed by **** like this, but since SUDA51 is not dead there's plenty of WTF-isms to be had. :D

[cluade75]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. there fixed ur asterisks

[Hanagigi]

You forgot SHIT :D

[ryder62]

LMAO

[sephiros9999]

Liquid Ulmeyda

[SoraUzumaki28]

A building explodies and I

JIZZED IN MY PANTZ!!111

[mithoslediel]

lol

[Masterheart]

@SoraUzumaki28 4 times a day mind you

[QuadfishTym]

@SoraUzumaki28 BAHAHA

Comment of the year.

[OCTUSANGULO]

cam clarke is the voice, of Andrei Ulmeyda? of what?

[dacrimsonmask13]

Simply genious...

[ffviicloudffvii7]

was he jacking off on tv that sick bastard

[ThePersonofComents]

FOUR TIMES A DAY.

[shockraid1]

IF ONLY.

[DaxterFan]

LiquiiD!!!@#@!# :( BROTHA

[Rashman21]

Cam Clarke FTW!

[Vorlos]

Cam Clarke is a genius!

[rpguy15]

Yes, the GCN and PS2 versions are identical. However, the PS2 version does not run as smoothly as the GCN version due to hardware issues (the game was built specifically for the GCN originally. The PS2 is not as powerful, and has trouble loading certain areas. This causes slowdown and stuttering in a few resource-intensive areas).

On the video: This is officially my favorite scene in all of Killer7. Andrei Ulmeyda = win.

[Meowzy]

Uhm... Quick question. Does anyone know if the PS2 version is the same as the GC version? I tried comparing walkthroughs, but the only walkthroughs I can find are GC walkthroughs so that's not very helpful. I need to know if Ulmeyda is in the PS2 version too.

[Shurekien]

different loading times. It plays better on the GC.

[Meowzy]

Oh. My. God. Pure win for every Cam Clarke fan.

[Dickiesan]

Ulmeyda still owes me a car! The bastard!

[solmariachi]

YAY!!!! EPLOSION

[MooseManCanuck]

He's like a blxploitation version of Rober BOB Dobb

[robotmastercutman]

Cam Clarke talking about beating off for the win. XD

[JapanNerd]

Ulmeyda rocks!!