Monster in ActionBastard's Pocket

[JateGuitar]

I did some searching into ActionBastard to see if I could find any more of his wonderful LPs, but it looks like he took the original video down. However, I did find this disgusting gem: watch?v=HWmEn2r70gc

[BlueEmeraldX]

This was the day ActionBastard earned the "Bastard" half of his name.

[dilsco]

fuck you tyler

[BirdiewasHere]

/NewmanOwns = Tyler xD

[kittehfoodz]

Tyler you little bitch, im not licking ur asshole if you keep pulling this shit.

[chase4926]

Turn on transcribed audio captions, and jump to 7:41

[AiRwOlFe23]

@chase4926 LOL!

[Roodypoocandyass]

I feel bad for Tyler. I bet ActionBastard is his only friend and he is such a fucking asshole.

[smpletan]

@Roodypoocandyass It could be the other way around. Tyler could be really, really popular guy in high school and he's the cool, friendly guy. He lets ActionBastard act this way to him out of pity, and Tyler is his only friend.

[CrazyCommentaries]

Apparently, on the original video for this, ActionBastard is claiming that the microphone couldn't pick Tyler up. I really don't know if that's a lame-brained excuse or that's really what happened, but it still doesn't diminish the fact that this video is hilarious.

[dxmagma]

He's like York in Deadly Premonition, except a jerk.

[BirdiewasHere]

@dxmagma

I love York :D

[Dadge42]

fuckin Tyler

[Drainage64]

This Tyler feels hated D;

[ManamoPrime]

@Drainage64 Damn right you do Tyler, you Petty Douchebag.

[Mesarphelous]

I got blocked by the twat who made the original video for repeatedly trolling him.

[A2Stallion]

As the financial crisis worsens politicians will start scapegoating Tyler.

[RetroLPer]

That duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-de-duh was a reference to Shaun of the Dead... even though it makes no fucking sense.

[CNUanMan]

@RetroLPer

THANK YOU. That was driving me crazy trying to think of what it was from.

[CepVep]

Copyright laws are actually more serious in Japan T_T

[Fuzzy192006]

I think Tyler is a reference to Fight Club, and he's actually a product of ActionBastard's mind.

[SteJesMolJac]

You heard the man. Nobody play this game, it is unwinable.

[steveharley0345]

" Informative and insulting ''

Sounds like Navgtr, almost..

[ManicTheManic]

tyler is a petty douche bag

[90sHeroMAXD]

Everyone should go find Tyler and give him a hug

[90sHeroMAXD]

LOL some friends huh?

[SaintsInHell24]

Battle for the mountian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FaggotsOfAmerica]

FUCKIN TYLER

[CasualVideoGamer]

Fucking Tyler, stop being an asshole!

[hairgelman3]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, TYLER.

[horngatekeeper]

Tyler, you shouldn't have let me die!

[AwkwardBatman]

Wow. ActionBastard's kind of a prick.

[PornoGraphicMeatloaf]

Your such a petit douchebag

[flickasaurus]

TYLER........Fuck

[UberRusty]

Well you know Slowbeef,100 yen really isn't that much.

[EdmacZ]

Way to fuck everything up, Tyler. Godamnit, must you be a little petty douchebag?

[FireJigglypuff2310]

Goddamn it Tyler. I fucking hate you, you little bitch. Your going to play my game and your not allowed to talk, ass hole. I'm going to upload it all to YouTube. Bastard.

[0rionBTL]

I actually checked out the next part to the Monster in my Pocket video, and you can just BARELY hear Tyler in it, except ABA is such a loudmouthed prick it's impossible to understand anything he says.

[GenericSteve764]

This one of the few times where I actually knew the LPer before seeing the retsupurae. ABA really is a prick.

[CaptainTinTyrant]

oh fuck you tyler!

[tenlong666]

Tyler quit being such a bitch.

[Cynnicio]

Copyright laws are actually really loose in Japan.

They have the Chintedo Vii over there.

[EdgeGeraldine]

...that's China.

China =/= Japan

[Cynnicio]

I thought for sure they had it in Japan. Even so that still shows lack of law on their side

[Jimalcoatl]

That's China, not Japan.

[Cynnicio]

Yes, I got this message about 6 months ago.

[Edgemaster000]

I think Tyler is the one who requested the video, lol.

[icyevilchief]

i'll say this copyright is world wide. so actionbasteredaway is wrong

[Edgemaster000]

Well, why do you think his name's "ActionBastard"?

[icyevilchief]

either because he is a bastard (the definite aswer) or he wanted to still a name from shin-chan (i think that's what it's from anyway)

[Chamele7n]

Dumbass Tyler needs to be learned by a true master.

[ccj55don]

Poor Tyler :(

[largo233]

At 3:54, who the hell's laughing in the video?

[RoboPlatypus7]

God dammit Tyler, if you're going to play in MY LPs, you're going to play MY way, bitch! Now, bend over!

[MMAheavymetal]

GOD DAMNIT TYLER!

[GerpieLPs]

If you notice the entire time Tyler's score is higher than ActionBastardfags.

[carefreew0rld]

action bastard was frankinstein, not the vampire

[notyoursavior78]

Damn you Tyler! You coulda just turned around and hit him.!!!

[fatman50000]

"Hey, everybody, we're gonna make a save state"- best opening to a YouTube vid. Fuck "You Goddamned Dago fucking plumber!"

[username123232]

tyler is the ultimate badass

[IcarusMoonsight]

Me thinks, one night, Tyler will suffocate ActionBastard in his sleep.

[Urpuss]

No, no no. He will stab him to death yelling:"I have skills! I have skills"

[carefreew0rld]

that'll never happen thogh because action bastard will never let him out of his cage

[clynsvin123]

ROFL, poor Tyler

[KingHookJ]

Always liked this one.

[MisterMittens]

"No Tyler, that's skill."

[ENM173]

god tyler, wtf is wrong with you?

[EvanCWaters]

I think 6:08 is some sort of reference to the "White Lines" bit in Shaun of the Dead.

[carefreew0rld]

yeah same... i don't think the retsupurae guys caught on though

[Chanuk]

Yeah well....it's all Tyler's fault, he was distracting them from the reference.

Fucking tyler...

[RoboPlatypus7]

How can anybody be friends with that guy? Lol.

[largo233]

RoboPlatypus7: Only masochists, my friend. Only masochists.

As for me, I'd punch ActionFag in the face.

[fatman50000]

Tyler returns!

[lisvender]

It is here that the tale of Tyler begins.

[DarkGoku101]

IIIIIII almost got an extra life, YOU still need 300 points.