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[janet4125]

lol Because Im greedy bitch.

[nycbarbie03]

You're all sheep, Baaaa!!! Lol this was too funny, faved!

[ShopBeautyMania]

lmao I pay in ways you cannot even imagine omg hilarious

[evalinda22]

lol that was so funny. lolz the fone call was so long hahahaha it was funny u should do more vids like this more often

[y00bz]

Haha! this is hilarious, I love how long the call goes on for with Shauna and Maaary

[ginabinawina99]

roflmao!! I had to watch again.. *giggle

[honeyjjdb]

scary

[ZN099]

love this video...lol

[rebeckxa]

LOLOL

[rae4osu]

OMFG hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha this is too good, too real! hahahahahhaaha I can't stop laughing. Love this Aprille! Hope to see more like it! I get free things sent to me but I never, NEVER ask for them... but you're right about how many people beg and sell their soul for free shit! crazy!

[luxjewels]

this was brilliant!

i laughed so hard i actually woke both my cat and boyfriend up out of bed!!

[MssRodriguez247]

Oh my fing God! That's hands down the funniest shit I've seen on YT in a long ass time! Hilarious! Chlamydia...haha

[w025mms]

creative, cool, and funny as always! the whole concept and idea is good too. the only think i don't get is why you chose Russian accent? You know you may have some Russian subbies like me. I mean I'm not offended or anything but just curious...

[twixtbetwixt]

Oh believe me, I LOVE Russian! Studied it 3 years in college. It's about the only accent I enjoy trying to fake lol. My bf & I practice sometimes, easier for him since he actually is Ukrainian & speaks Russian/ukrainian. So I was not trying to make fun of Russians at all. I love Russians ;) and I love my subbies!

[w025mms]

Lol awesome! sorry I didn't know :) Love ya even more now :)

[newrulefarah]

hehehehee!!! FUNNY!

[TWILIGHT112366]

Very creative and too funny :-)) Thanks for the laugh on this darn start of the work week monday morning!

[zombiesbride]

lol wow this is insane hahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

[binkeye]

LMAO AWESOME VID!!!!!!

[rattl3d]

Dead on except they rarely mention that they actually get the crap for free. There is such a thing as full disclosure. Wouldn't bother me so much if they just fucking disclosed that it is a *sponsored* video or tweet.

[roksee22]

Hahaha your favorite subscriber is a goat!!! LOL too funny

[KateEmilyFrankenwolf]

lmfao XD

This is reason #101 we all love Aprille XD anal sex....payment?

[boogiepimp78]

Brazilliant!!!! Love the accent....it successfully cheapens the whole character. ;)

[boogiepimp78]

Ha ha ha...I'm sure she chose the "sheep" for a reason....those gurus think that everyone follows them like sheep!

[twixtbetwixt]

And not just any sheep! Mindless sheep ;) LMAO

And unfortunately a lot of people DO follow the gurus like sheep, cuz they think they are some special celebrities or will hook them up with free shit. haha

[eyezhavit]

Awesome!!!!!!

[TheBonnieRose]

LMAO! Brilliant

[mpspsh]

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ripleycute]

Friggin AWESOME!! LOL

[rainrae7]

i gotta say this i laughed my ass off i havent laughed this hard in a long time thanks 4 that the part bout u being a greedy bitch got me busting a gut thanks for this i needed a good laugh and now i need 2 change my undies lol no seriously

[rainrae7]

very funny vidoe ur funny also i thik this guru is kinda hot

[minx224]

you're so AWESOME!!

LOVE watching your videos :)

[boncil99]

so hillarious, so true!

[VitaBellaMakeup]

this video had me laughing in tears hahahahaha so funny!!!

[1968kad]

The scary thing is that there are viewers who don't realize that some very popular makeup gurus are completely full of shit...just like Chlamydia!!! That you for being so honest and awesome.

[kittt25]

lolllllllllllllll

[beyerprep]

LMAO! pure evil i love it!

[jenGeeJushawshee]

OMG, Aprille, this is awesome! You are so funny and it is great to see a Guru point out what is happening on YT even though others deny it.

[brandy191104]

hahaha its so funny

[InSpaceAndTime2012]

This is uber brilliant. :D:D

[guitarrasara]

so funny! i am glad you don't take yourself too seriously ;)

[Missmandy29]

lmao!

[LovePeaceandLipGloss]

OMG!! LMAO!!!!! It was PERFECT! You are one sexy genius!!!!! xxG

[cindadee]

Ha ha! Great video! Love the accent!

[alinainriverland]

"Blow jobs and anal sex, believe me ... i pay" lmao

[snaganoffcasey]

I couldn`t stop laughing awesome have a great weekend.

[ashbobizzle]

OMG this is comedic genius.  I love the accent!

[durae2003]

LMAO, classic!

[StephyWhoo]

you're so cute and creative. and you always keep it real. you're awesome and deserve those free stuff XD

[shamer7977]

LOL!!!!that's cute....=D

[jerseyprincess57]

This was great! LOL

[Miserlymom]

flippin' awesome! Love it. I'm glad another youtuber can poke fun at the crap that is going on and everyone who does it is denying. I especially love the sheep, haha.. BAAAAA!!! Nice touch with that! I think many people are feeling like the reason they started watching the beauty videos has gone down the hole, now its nothing but commercials and b.s....oh, I mean "reviews" and "honest, unbiased opinions"... Nicely done, Aprille, nicely done.

[twixtbetwixt]

bbbbaaaaa baaaaa!! I'm glad you enjoyed it my dear! I wish it had been better, cuz my rehearsals were so much funnier!! I totally brain farted once the camera started rolling!

Maybe Chlamydia will make another video soon ;)

[twixtbetwixt]

yay! so glad you liked it!

[twixtbetwixt]

hehe great name isn't it? LOL

[kristaqqqq]

I'm impressed by how well and how long you kept up the accent. Hilarious video and so true. Thanks for making my day, you greedy bitch.

[twixtbetwixt]

LOL thanks ;p the unedited video was like 23 minutes long!! ;p

I spend my free time practicing my accent - like when I'm driving. LOL Crazy, i know.

[tushmcgee]

hahaha awesome 5 stars for anal sex lol

[twixtbetwixt]

Aww yeah, we love it!! =)

[IkaraES]

LMAO you are amazing!

5 stars for greedy bitch xD

[twixtbetwixt]

hahaha thank you!! ;p

[petitzinzin]

IT WAS AMAZING!!!

[twixtbetwixt]

thank you! =)

[Arduinna4]

Love it!Looool!

[twixtbetwixt]

Thank you!

[vintageortacky]

OMG! This is the best video EVAR!

[twixtbetwixt]

Thank you so much Cora!!

[SugarLH]

LOL I was watching this on my laptop while my husband was behind me watching football. I didn't even realize he was listening until he busted out laughing when you said, "cuz I'm a greedy bitch." Hilarious! So funny  that you even managed to distract my sportsfan hubby from the game.

[DblEdgSwd]

I about fell out my chair when I heard that "cuz ima greedy bitch".....funny second time round.

[twixtbetwixt]

Dont hurt yourself now ;) haha

[twixtbetwixt]

hahaha how funny =)

[ranetan]

I'm reminded of these poor kids who hold contests... they don't even know why they're holding contests, except they want to be like their favorite gurus? So they go out and spend their own money (or their parents' own money) while the pros are just dumping free shwag into the mailbox. And I've worked in the retail industry -- most promotional materials provided by manufacturers are crap. That was dead-on.

[twixtbetwixt]

LOL so sad but true! =)

[Gothik79]

5 stars for greedy bitch!

[twixtbetwixt]

gimme more!! ;)

[Gothik79]

Love this!

[kristisarich]

Haha, this is great, and so true! You're awesome!

[twixtbetwixt]

glad you enjoyed it!!

[DoodyBugg]

Girl, you dun fell outta the tree! LMAO!!!

[twixtbetwixt]

LMAO! ;)

[lookinatyouto]

Haha, fucking awesome! You sound like my landlord LOL!

[twixtbetwixt]

ohh geez! hahaa thank you!

[jblevins8]

LOL Love it you are funny as hell. But this video is all to true.

[twixtbetwixt]

thank you!

Yes, its so true, like "behind the scenes" footage LOL

[leon2jojo]

lmmfao.. I wont even tell you who this reminds me of..

haha

love you as always

[twixtbetwixt]

hahaha probably the same person(s) it reminds ME of! ;)

Thank you!!

[Lupe0824]

That was cute and funny!

[twixtbetwixt]

thank you!

[OoMiiSzGreeNoO]

i loooove tha little mouth and your accent lol. xD

[twixtbetwixt]

ohh the face was so cute huh!? Weird, but cute ;)

[77katrine]

Fantastic.....Love this.

[twixtbetwixt]

thank you!

[rina1672003]

lol this was AMAZING :)

[twixtbetwixt]

thanks so much!

[MakeupLover18]

Lmao thats funny i love it

[twixtbetwixt]

im glad you enjoyed it!

[EyeShadowAsh]

LMAO Aprille you are the cutest frickin thing since KITTENS!!!! lol I <3 you greatest Guru EVER!

[cheesecakeplzzz]

i love the accent, lol

[twixtbetwixt]

thank you! I worked hard on that LOL

[300xyz]

hahahahhah....lol

[twixtbetwixt]

thanks!

[liparella]

SOOOOO FN funny!!!!! Loved it.

[twixtbetwixt]

im so glad to hear that!

[SinderellaX3X3]

LOL! Gosh Aprille, you are hilarious!

[twixtbetwixt]

you know I try to make people laugh =)

[sokar8876]

AMAZING!

[twixtbetwixt]

im glad you enjoyed it!

[ashleyandlee]

LOL!

[twixtbetwixt]

thank you

[LovingBeauty1]

ROFL -- too funny!

[twixtbetwixt]

thanks so much!

[myzjellybelly]

Lol the accent really adds onto the character

[twixtbetwixt]

Im glad you enjoyed it! =)

[FutureGirlZone]

FN hilarious, I LOVE IT!

[twixtbetwixt]

i am so glad you did! =)

[nakovac]

LOL!!!

[twixtbetwixt]

Thanks girlie ;)

[CurlyNicky]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Priceless!

[twixtbetwixt]

happy you liked it! =)

[TnJ1814]

laugh out loud funny!! Chlamydia! The voice? Is that you or software?? I loved it! Tweet.. Tweet.....lol...greedy bitch

I love your humor and videos.

[twixtbetwixt]

thank you! its a combination of me doing a silly accent & my software making it more chipmunky ;)

[GliterLush]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA LMAO

[twixtbetwixt]

thanks my dear!! =)

[motibilli]

hahaa twix that was sooo funny "greedy bitch"!!!

[twixtbetwixt]

thank you! ;)

[CrisstynaJ]

lmmfao!!! oh I needed this today!!! That was hillarious! I love when you were talking to the animals! You looked really cute when the the camera was straight on!!!! Thank you!!!!

[twixtbetwixt]

im so happy that you got a good laugh out of this ;) I wanted to make it very funny!

Thank you!

[soni408]

lol

[twixtbetwixt]

thanks!

[SimplyJennRN]

Thanks for making my evening. 

Thanks Chlamydia!

[twixtbetwixt]

thank you!!! =)

[FlowerFuzz]

Your boobies look huge and your head looks tiny in comparison :D

love the vid.

:D

[twixtbetwixt]

haha gotta love the boobies!! ;p

[myqroom]

Aaaah, I needed this today LOL; thank you so much for this crazy good video!!

[twixtbetwixt]

you are so welcome! things get too serious sometimes & we need a good laugh!

[makeupho]

You look so funny!! My eyes are tearing up I am laughing so hard!! The size of your head compared with those small lips is hilarious.

[twixtbetwixt]

hehe I am so happy to hear you got a good laugh out of this!!! yay!

[blackbettie79]

HAHAHAHA sheep.... LMAO!!

[twixtbetwixt]

not just any sheep! Mindless sheep! ;) hahaha

[mizzbrwneyez89]

LOL I LOVE THIS!!!

[twixtbetwixt]

thank you!

[kodochaiscool]

LMAO

[twixtbetwixt]

thanks!

[miladyhelen]

This is hilarious! XD

[twixtbetwixt]

im happy to hear you think so! ;)

[ginabinawina99]

I had to watch again.. " believe me I pay.. in ways you can't imagine" LOL

[ginabinawina99]

ROFLMAO!!!!!! holy F*ck this is so funny.. lmaooooooooo omg omg omg

[twixtbetwixt]

Thanks Gina!! =) Glad I could make you laugh!

[lovemylightning]

LMAO.....brilliant!!! =D

[twixtbetwixt]

glad you though so! thank you!

[wildivy125]

Clhamydia LOL..I puffy heart U!! I hope I spelled your name right? ;) You speak the truth and you are the best.

[twixtbetwixt]

I think it's Chlamydia but you were damn close ;) So glad you enjoyed it!

[tattoozombiegirl]

lol

[twixtbetwixt]

thanks! =)

[lovespellfatale]

too funny!!! u had me laughing soo hard!!!

Huggs

Loves

[twixtbetwixt]

I am so glad to hear that! Thank you!

[Emm0r]

This is AMAZING LOL! OMG!

[twixtbetwixt]

hehe thanks so much!! ;)

[elektra274]

hee! best video ever!

[twixtbetwixt]

awesome! LOL Glad you loved it!

[Shoppym]

Lol :D

[twixtbetwixt]

thanks!

[beezkneeezz]

Ha ha ha! Love it!

[twixtbetwixt]

so happy to hear! ;)

[TheMaryberry]

hahahahaha!

[twixtbetwixt]

thank you!

[morganhb]

lmmmaaooooooo

[twixtbetwixt]

haha thanks!

[liela8]

That was weird..in a good way

[twixtbetwixt]

ohh you loved it ;)

[mssteiny]

Luv it!! Too funny!!! =)

[twixtbetwixt]

Glad I could make you laugh!

[amoona82]

hahahah tooo funny

[twixtbetwixt]

glad you enjoyed it!!

[bbbblazin2802]

hahahaa you're hilarious!

[twixtbetwixt]

I try =) Thank you!!!

[Kickine]

i freakiishly got used to this face O_O....

[twixtbetwixt]

hehe but it's so cute! ;)

[lilypads2008]

can all your videos be like this? lol.

[twixtbetwixt]

hahaha maybe Chlamydia can make a couple more appearances!! ;)

[dlvme2]

Love it - right on!

[twixtbetwixt]

aww yeah, aww yeah!! ;)

[xnewschoolmaryx]

bahahahah aprille...LMFAO!!! hhahaaha absofuckinglutely love it

[twixtbetwixt]

baaaaa baaaaa =) It's a shame that my rehearsals in the car while driving were always so much funnier & easy flowing. Once the damn camera started I was tongue tied ;)

[xnewschoolmaryx]

bahaha no way aprile! not tongue tied at all!!! you were PERFECT! <3 tehehehe

[kkimberly2004]

too funny!