Sid Waddell Classic Quotes

[qwertyberty18]

sid waddell is not dead

[kookkid44]

is he the voice in top darts?

[09Murphy09]

"I DO NOT BELIEVE MY GOGGLING BINS!"

[yippitydodah]

"the most important muscle in your body is between your lugs"

fucking hell - one of the best classic pieces of philosophy since Jesus Christ opened his gob.

[yippitydodah]

@yippitydodah

04:45 if you can't pick it oop. "the most important muscle in your body is between your lugs"

get down the chippy, you are off hame.

[Pater6969]

Sid is a walking piece of crap!!!!!!

[CactaurJumbo]

Get well soon Sid! Best Wishes

[MyThoughtsAreBelow]

Get well soon Sid

[tonymetgnr]

@MyThoughtsAreBelow He'll make the biggest comeback since Lazarus

[DaddyCalls]

apologies roy hudson, very similar

[eblanaken]

He's gotten a bit old, literally and metaphoically of late.

[jimmyhayers]

RIP Sid Waddell

[5tonney]

@jimmyhayers rip?

[MrSheffield8]

Missed my two favourites....

"He's got one foot in a rabbit hole and the other foot in a roller skate" !!!!

"They're gonna party like the Ayatollah Khomeini is coming to town" !!!

[suttonguy]

legend!!........where does he get them from!!!! lol

[dreadedhen]

"that's like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank"

Great collection of commentary comments, keep em coming

[saintcasper91]

'Bristow steadies, Bristow pauses, ahhhhhh Bristoooo!!'

[vanillaorchid]

I love the way he pronounces 'Bonio'. Berrneeoh!

[idiotfacehead]

Dennis' eyes are bulging like the belly of a hungry Chaffinch.

[leeperryismerry]

""He's like a hedgehog in a Marmite Jar. Y'know, with nerves"

[JJTTOMMJJ]

Stokey jocky at the hockey looking cocky!

[pepsico8]

shut your fucking stupid loud mouthed git

[GoodDoseOfRock]

he's brilliant.

[StChrissieboy]

Jocky up to the oche. Sweating like a swamp donkey.

[jesusnow100]

darts can twist and turn like a rattlesnake with a hernia!!!!

go go sid!!!

if elvis presley walked in eating a bag of chips,no one would turn around!!!

[kabongpope]

Sid's the man! Love his billiards commentary even more.

[kabongpope]

Aw, Sid's the man! Especially on the 9-ball matches.

[deano4d]

Taylor for parrotty!

[84Latty]

DOUBLE TOPPP!!

[mohammedjamil786]

quote from Barneveld and Whitlock game:

"He put it where he couldnt put it!" class!

[badboyeastside]

this guy makes me laff,, skeeeeeeeny greenbit

[kingofpwnage92]

The Murray Walker of darts.

[davidson294]

Waddell owns people

[MrFishingcrazy123]

Hers one of the worldmatchplay 2008 final  ANNIE Oakley couldnt hit this with the best treble.

[Marpoppenden]

"Dennis's eyes are bulging, like the belly of a hungry chaffinch"

I think I've just shat myself laughing!!!

[ayarlett]

That dart was like Kenny Dalglish scoring the winning goal in the FA cup final! Sid is a legend!

[s123rew]

eric bristow comment hes about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike

[reflex1reflex1]

Little Red Riding Hood and the 3 pigs WTF??!!!!! LMAO though!!!!!

[anthonybg1000]

i dint hear his best quote ever.

"there's only one word for that :magic darts"

[buddyfan1959]

grt vid of the legend. bst commentator in the wordl in any sport

[trotterbruno]

you couldn't have more excitement in 'ere if Elvis walked in and ordered a pan o' chips. legend !!!

[wideernie]

Dennis's eyes are bulging like the belly of a hungry chaffinch!!

I was laughing for aboot 10 minutes when I heard that.

Best commentator EVER!

[dreadedhen]

"he's about as rampant as a butterfly on a zimmer frame"

[dreadedhen]

"he's gonna have to do more jabbing than jabba the hutt"

[mcelreavey]

legend

[turkishfoley]

I'm disappointed you haven't got his classic quote:

"..he needs to turn this bag of nails into a PUNNET OF RUBIES!!"

[joe79cz]

"Yer could hear a blob of vinegar drop on a chip in this hall"

What a legend!

[simpsonswatcher92]

Annie ockley and her best rifle couldent get in there!!!

[simpsonswatcher92]

Like long john silver said to his parrot..ONE MORE LEG!!!

[simpsonswatcher92]

Even spider man on elastic couldent get in there!!!

[shamus2503]

what a fella, keeps me i stitches!!!!

[b0b1919]

there was less noise when pompeii was swamped in lava

[endapaulmurphy]

legend!!!