Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency

[chaosrave]

as i see it... since obama has gotten into office gas prices as gone down by like 2 dollars... the war is ACTUALLY over now... i think he did good im dev voting for him again.. personally i hate war.. id rather just nuke ppl who dont like us rather than tryin to help them lol

[Bisondoof]

Why the fuck do I see people spewing false accusations of Obama EVRY FUCKING PLACE I GO!

[Bisondoof]

:/ I think tomboys are hot

[Nick4563880]

Anybody with the power to be elected president should on no account be allowed the job

[rtbobo77]

Fake

[Comeback64]

@rtbobo77 Are you 10?

[MajorRugburn]

we've all been Bush-whacked. and now we're being Obaminated. i'm getting used to it. aren't you?

[chutilerki]

@CanadaDan1971 it does feel good to tell myself that at least one US pres (Bush) stood up for my country, Sri Lanka, against terrorism. Obama wants to prosecute OUR pres for war crimes and hit us w/ sanctions b/c we had to fight terror. I guess only US deserves to be free?

[chutilerki]

Please! Obama is Bush 2.0! He carried out a civilian assassination in a sovereign nation, our ally, without their consent! Mark my words we have yet to see what havoc he will cause. But I see a comment below that someone is comforted by obamas articulate manner of speech. Whatever helps you sleep at night biotc

[CanadaDan1971]

@chutilerki Keep telling yourself that. Maybe you'll believe it someday. Personally I've found Obama to be very disappointing as President, but he's still light years ahead of Bush.

[D7Sl]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA

[lukeiamyourfaja]

just wait for hurricane obama passes

[TheYouwontgetit]

it would have been better for the survivors if they all died instead... ...it's not a good life anyway...

[S1deshowRobP5]

Dear fellow Americans,

If someone attempts to defend Bush by saying "He prevented a second attack", beat them down immediately

[samsungcaptivate]

Both bush and obama sucks

[amer1cancer2753]

He should survey my bank account...

[Rocketceres]

can't read full title of vid FAIL!

[TheLavish99]

FACE IT! He still sucks like Obama does. On one hand, liberals just want to breed more immorality, irreligious tendencies, kiss the butts of the lazy, and be a bunch of tree hugging, unpatriotic hippies that look like bums. On the other hand, republicans just want to kiss the butts of the wealthy, be selfish about class interests, and not care about ordinary citizens.

[ushldfold123]

I realized with about 10 sec left that the video wasnt serious..

[MsDanTanna]

No question that "W" will go down in history as the WORST PRESIDENT EVER, both in the USA, as well as in the eyes of the rest of the CIVILIZED WORLD!!! The GREATEST CRIME THAT ANY PRESIDENT CAN COMMIT IS TO SEND YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN TO WAR ON FALSE PRETENSES. He is indeed a WAR CRIMINAL who is personally responsible for the DEATHS OF THOUSANDS. Iraq did NOT attack us on 9/11; Bush knew that, but decided to use 9/11 for his own agenda - i.e. to invade and occupy IRAQ, and kill SADDAM!!!

[Legitimatemuffins]

@MsDanTanna wow your retarded

[organboi]

Bush Crime Family = Pure Evil

[ubermonkey120]

NIGGER PRESIDENT = NOT GOOD.KILL NIGGER PRESIDENT = GOOD

[neomedia74]

@ubermonkey120 At least Obama is intelligent.... Bush had nothing going for him, not even the ability to talk. LOL

[BuckNutProductions]

The mistakes Obama has made won't change the mistakes Bush has made.

[vjm3]

Bush was the best president in the pass eight years of this country I could not think of one thimg he he didn't do right it is after the opressive regiem of obama who has made the down trodden truely relize what cards they were dealt and no more mulligan in this game niggaz

[mikeandike1037416]

@vjm3 turn off fox news and pull your head out of your ass bush got us into two wars that have put us into this debt crisis that we are in now.

[cattheanarchist]

@vjm3 Wow... the blindness of those with the evidence plain before their eyes will always amaze me. Is the truth really that opaque, or do you not know the right questions to ask? Bad things that happened in the Bush era (very limited, non-controversial list): 1. War in Iraq, based on a lie (the paperwork regarding the yellowcake uranium deal saddam was supposed to be involved in was fabricated). 2. Tax cuts for the super wealthy (people who make 250000 a year pay 25% tax, those making mi

[cattheanarchist]

@vjm3 illions only pay 18%) and cutting social services 3. The Patriot Act (Anti-terrorism bill) basically dismantles the Bill of Rights 4. Torturing of enemy prisoners, breaking the Geneva Convention agreement (stating "terrorists" are not technically soldiers) 5. The killing of over 100 000 innocent men, women, and children in Iraq (not to mention Afganistan). 6. Weaker media consolidation laws, so that Murdoch can own an even higher percentage of your media, and can lie witout punishment

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

Hey, Onion! I hope you know that I love you so much I've endured the first five seconds of that stupid circular fan commercial at least twenty times!

[CristiClujeanul]

really?..brain wash.

[nolverto1960]

este w. es un loco viviente y mas peligroso aún, ojala q no nos hagan c. como a los irakies

[longfootbuddy]

bush didnt destroy this country, the american people destroyed it by allowing government to rule over us with violent force

[DeadlyGrim]

@longfootbuddy Somebody doesn't understand Enlightenment era social contract theory.

[longfootbuddy]

@DeadlyGrim ah yes, the old "either you obey us or dissapear" rule of society

[Berzerkerevl]

@longfootbuddy  and what the fuck are you doing about it?

[longfootbuddy]

@Berzerkerevl well fucker, im not going to stop it with my gun or words...anytime i say the obvious, the brainwashed fools come rushing in to call me crazy, or to jump off a cliff...so all i can do is try to point out what is happening to decent people that can hear what im saying, in hopes that they will remove the fog from their heads...the world wont be changed by anything i do, but perhaps what i say may wake up some people..i believe only god can stop whats happening, as its written

[talldwarfs1]

lagrimas de cocodrilo.

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

I am no fan of bush but you all realize he is not the only one to blame...............right !

[ShaithMaster]

@WatchmenDrManhattan derp

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

@ShaithMaster derp...?

[ShaithMaster]

@WatchmenDrManhattan watch south park

[KalamitiMusic]

if only this were true!

[calcifer168]

How he got elected for a 2nd term, I will never know.

[guideyoutoeasymoney]

do you love making money??? /watch?v=pVGGvHLjgT4

[Kred14]

i read "pregnancy"

[ATLB505]

i just lost all respect for onion news

[drewcat7]

i love bush!

[Rudeinfw]

@drewcat7 I love my bush trimmed though.

[MrKebabbrod]

To bad bush was not president when bin laden died :(

[wwwtotalitaerde]

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[shadowofears]

Why dont he make a tour of Pakistan,Iraq,Afghanistan& Gaza We hv suprises for him!

[DoubleGlog]

Worse than a Hillary Clinton.

[IncrediblyStupidName]

the funniest news network can keep a straight face XD

[mow1717]

national debt iraq war.

[Polydynamix]

@mow1717 Why did you punctuate something that's not even a sentence. I mean, it's just 1 Adjective and 3 nouns, I mean it might make sense if you add a verb or 2.

[mateosingkomateo]

onion news is fucking epic!! funny as hell! haha



[mateosingkomateo]

onion news is fucking epic!!

[mrbobawesome]

Or we could just laugh at something funny and enjoy life for 2 minutes & 58 seconds.

[dalecampbl9]

GWBush is one of the gravest mistakes this country has made in the last 40 years. This little monkey look a-like fucker has caused our country the GREAT LIBERAL USA to be set back at least 15 years. Bush ran on the platform of "compassionate conservative" and "a guy you can watch football with"...yeah I really want a guy who I can watch football with to my president and run the damn country into a Great Recession. Wake up people...this guy is the monkey the billionaires need TO GET TAX CUTS!!

[mihaimoldo]

i suggest to all the Bush survivors to watch bush tributes here on youtube....you'll never ever laugh so hard...and cry at the same time!

[Rawr5649]

leave Bush alone! He spent 8 years trying to put food on your family!

[kurlii]

@Rawr5649 lol

[Siditego]

@Rawr5649 on my family?? O.0

[freereg29]

@Rawr5649 thats just sad. why would he put food on my family

[Alathaea]

@Rawr5649 bahahahaha I love how many people don't get that reference.

[Rawr5649]

@Alathaea you have no idea. I feel like I'm the one who said it XD

[theones77]

@Rawr5649 sorry, but i'd like food IN my family

[GeoffBlackmore]

@Rawr5649 - Food on your family? Why would he do that?

[Rawr5649]

@GeoffBlackmore first one

/watch?v=7ah6WUajOI8

[TheMetroidfanatic]

@Rawr5649 On my family? Im not a table!

[Rawr5649]

@TheMetroidfanatic Don't ask me! Bush said it!

[manga4428]

@Rawr5649 Keyword - tried

[vgcq02]

@Rawr5649 By growing the debt by $9 trillion dollars.

[vettacossx]

@Rawr5649 put food on your family!

[neomedia74]

@Rawr5649 LOL!!!

[wintereis57]

@Rawr5649 Don't forget he allowed OBGYN's to practice their love with women all across America.

[besarme93]

There should be a one-comment-at-a-time limit. That's directed at you @JZJ36.

[JZJ36]

And the worst President ever, which was Buchanan, let a state secede from the Union!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!! Now, Bush was not that bad.

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@JZJ36

Two wrongs do not make a right.

[JZJ36]

Now, the bias in Decision Points can be debated, which I am ok with because maybe Bush did leave out a few details that are important to understanding his presidency. We will never know exactly what details, however, that Bush left out unless someone asks and brings it to the media's attention.

[JZJ36]

I think that it is worth reading a person's autobiography to understand how they got through the situations they faced and how they felt about the aftermath of those decisions.

[JZJ36]

I think that it should be noted that the President's job is to be our nation's lead diplomat and be the leader of the armed forces. It is not the President's job to make the economy work, since that is left to individuals freely spending and saving their money. Now, the government can influence the economy by the means of regulations and taxation, but the U.S. government doesn't have total control of the economy as it stands today.

[badejob]

@JZJ36 CONTRADICTION MUCH???....you said in an earlier comment that hoover let theeconomy fall apart which makes him worse than bush....and here you say its not the presidents job to make the economy work....make up ur mind.....why is it always that the ppl that have so much to say never really say anything at all or they talk out of both sides of their mouth....stop flip flopping on what you believe (no matter how wrong)

[Yarlification]

Hahahah. Why do these videos get dislikes?

[blizard0717]

@Yarlification Because of people that watch Fox news and mistake this with reality.

[superghost2082]

Commercials on every youtube video are annoying.

[thedrummerization]

they should have a support group for people who survived bush but are still traumatized lmao

[velcrodogowner]

Jesus-Break-Dancing-Christ. I usually scan over the comments because they are funnier then the actual Onion News, but WTF! Gays? How the hell did this detour get taken? And Mr. "view my channel to find out just how awesome Bush was"? This report was hilarious to me as it truly reflected my view of his presidency. Maybe some have been worse, but I didn't live through them so I don't give a shit. I was born in '68 and the only comparison of shittyness might be Nixon, but my parents both say Bush

[JZJ36]

At least Bush didn't make us accept the Health Care Bill. I have a video on my channel that exposes the bill for what it is if any of you want to see it.

[JZJ36]

There have been worse presidents than bush jr: one president (Hoover) let our country's economy fall apart, another (Nixon) lied to the people, and the worst of them all (Buchanan) let a state secede from the Union. Now tell me how bad Bush is compared to the presidents I have just mentioned. Leave your comments on my blog if you can on my channel.

[JZJ36]

Have any of you read his book called Desision Points????????????? I think that you should read it before you make a comment regarding GW jr's presidency.

[bmacdonald1000]

@JZJ36 The only reason I would read his book "Decision Points," is because I'm almost sure that it's a pop-up book, and those always make me smile. Even if I grant you that he wasn't the worst president ever, comparing him to other bad presidents is like being stabbed and thinking "well this really hurts but I've been stabbed worse before." He may not have been the worst prez of our history, but he put his name in the running

[MrSafetymeeting]

I can't believe there are still Americans who believe the president makes decisions about anything.

[ThriceDog]

Even though the vote was rigged, not all of it was. The fact is he received over 40% of the vote, so 40% of the country wanted this guy..

[THEPICPERSON]

hey do any of you assheads even notice the new dumb fuck president obama?????? obama has been the worst president of all fucking history!!!!

[S3ANnnnn]

@THEPICPERSON you're a fucking retard

[TheOtium]

@THEPICPERSON

I think he's more of a janitor for Bush.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@THEPICPERSON go masterbate to fox news

[agent4051]

I hope Obama does the same.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@agent4051 so u hope he fails

[agent4051]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 I hope he surveys all the damage he's created after he's out of office.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@agent4051 obama, what has he done?

[agent4051]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 Exactly, he's done nothing.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@agent4051 you said you wanted him to see the damage he's done....what would you like him to do?

also, he put an end to "don't ask don't tell".

and he's tries to do more but we have republicans and they are morons.

[agent4051]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 Sometimes doing nothing can cause damage too. And whoopty doo, he's allowed service members to be openly gay. I'm glad I'm not in the Air Force any more, now I don't have to watch my ass while I sleep.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@agent4051 homophobe, and you still didn't say what you want him to do.

[agent4051]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 I have nothing against gays, I just dont want them to hit on me or any other form of attraction towards me. And I want him to do what he says he's going to do, instead of doing nothing.

[sinbysin666]

@agent4051 You're an idiot. Epitome of an idiot.

[agent4051]

@sinbysin666 Sir I didn't insalt you, so why are you insulting me? Maybe because I dont share the same opinion about the president as you or maybe it's because I'm indifferent about Don't Ask, Don't Tell and didnt care what happen to it.

[sinbysin666]

@agent4051 Gay males don't go around raping other men. Only homophobes say stuff like that.

[agent4051]

@sinbysin666 I never mentioned anything about rape.

[sinbysin666]

@agent4051 I'm drunk atm, so this wont make much sense. butt you said you didnn't want to watch your ass whiles sleep

[agent4051]

@sinbysin666 I should have said "I don't have to worry about watching my ass while I sleep".

[TheCrawler333]

He should have toured Iraq. That's where he will get his answer

[3billion3]

George W. be lovin on dem big oil cocks while Dick Cheney be lovin dose no bid contracts for gun cocks. But first dey had to ask big daddy Bush if dey can suck on dose oil an gun cocks. Daddy Bush say, " ya if you boys can suckle other rich cocks too, den dey look da other way!" So dey sucked all the rich cocks so the bastards look da other way when war be goin. Den dey told da loyal idiots dat "terrorists want to kill the Jesus. But dey sucked the rich cock so good da rich man's ass caved in.

[deathhell02]

it's scary how much fox news is like the onion

[shapeshifter4tw]

NEVER FORGET!

[devilhunterred]

LOL people are buying supplies and board up their house and stay inside until the end of the presidency rofl.

[Jasianwoo]

Bush disliked this video 298 times.

[idontbelieveinDeath]

YES ON 23! DO YOU WANT FOOD PRICES TO RISE!?

[mogatsamasego]

Brilliant!!!

[iTzSH4DOW]

i'm glad i have an achievement to carry with me the rest of my life

Bush Survivor

^^

[rutger5000]

@iTzSH4DOW : Yeah that's something you tell your grandkids. "Grand(pa/ma) what was it like in the dark times?"

[imhallowarren]

@iTzSH4DOW Dude thats really insensitive and unfunny. Loads of people died during his presidency myself included. His father maimed me but now im totally deadz.

[MrSbc327]

@iTzSH4DOW lets just hope we survive that idiot obama

[swatts86]

"Millions of Bush victims in desperate need of healthcare" - AWESOME

[1iLLnoize1]

297 viewers are butthurt humourless beasts.

[zone935]

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唔撚想再相信新聞

淨係覺得你條撚樣呢就目中無人

淨係見撚到你係度恰鳩人

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[RasmuzK]

thats what happends if you vote repuplicant

[MrTSquared]

@1danyol1 There's a joke in there. "Republican? More like Republi-CAN'T" All in good fun!

[hempartist420]

I am a Bush survivor!

[subhankhan123]

What would you do if you had 9 trillion dollars?

[MrNukesftw]

@subhankhan123 Fund a human mission to mars

[landongendur]

Canada for the win! 2:05

[Ethan427]

Obama created over 7 billion Dollars and gave most of that to these banks that sent the money intimidately to the drug runners South of the Border to Bogota Columbia. 

[TopThrillDan]

292 people who watched this video liked or love was Bush did to this country?

[ChateauSiran1986]

@TopThrillDan

dude, all he did was what he was told to do. No matter who runs America, the things he did wheren't all decided by himself.

No I'ld rather have Obama than Bush, but ... whatever you won't get it anyway.

It is temporary.

[MACLEA1987]

@theRekcabofD I don't cell phones were the size of bricks, boy bands were roaming America, and you had to pay out the butt for good internet. Forget live streaming music, movies, and videos.

[TheLegendLeviathan]

@theRekcabofD I agree so much.... I miss Clinton terribly...

[CheeesyWolf]

@satv365 No sir you don't seem to care much for anything do you? Everything can't be perfect unless it is allright in your point of view. I sense your big ignorance and you will burn in hell for that.

[Bafana15]

poor america; 8 years of bush + 4 of obama = 12 years of clusterfuck

[DaHuntsman1]

@Bafana15 yeah, thanks to republicans

[RevengeOfRedBaron]

I'm not going to lie. I miss Bush. Bush messed stuff up, but Obama isn't helping, he's making it worse.

[TaffyAlpha]

@RevengeOfRedBaron "Lets go and protest socialism, but first I need to collect my medicare card and social security check." - a tea partier.

[newave123456]

@RevengeOfRedBaron Maybe you should lie, because your truth is astonishing o_0

[RevengeOfRedBaron]

@newave123456 Maybe you should actually pay attention to what your Fuhrer is actually doing rather than just blindly supporting him.

[newave123456]

@RevengeOfRedBaron I voted for him. But because I DO pay attention to what is happening, I doubt I will vote for him again. I don't blindly follow anyone. I know his policies sucks. And it has nothing to do with SOCIALISM or any of the stupid reason alot of people use. I am against the PATRIOT ACT (which he has signed on to), I am against WARS and he has not even mentioned changing our trade policies (NAFTA). Those are my only gripes. The rest of the stuff is straight stupidity.

[hawanja]

@RevengeOfRedBaron I voted for Obama and I don't regret it. He's by far the best president we've had in the last 30 years.

[RevengeOfRedBaron]

@hawanja You're just a stupid neo-hippie. Stop pretending, and wanting, to live in the 1960's and get with the program.

[hawanja]

@RevengeOfRedBaron You're just a dumbshit idiotic inebriated inbred illiterate knuckledragging meth-addicted moronic donut-burger eating beer-guzzling trailer living bacon-dog sucking scatophagic wanna-be libertarian fruitcake. Like all the other fruitcakes you open your mouth without actually thinking about your opinions. Blow me, and get a job.

Sick of you fucks. You don't like America? Then get the fuck out.

I'm serious, get out. We don't want you losers here.

[RevengeOfRedBaron]

@hawanja HAHAHAHA!!!!!

ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL JOB DESCRIBING YOURSELF!

Now seriously, get the fuck out.

[hawanja]

@RevengeOfRedBaron

What a come back. I know you are but what am I? What are you, fucking Pee-wee Herman? Pull your head out your ass and join the 21st century please.

You insulted me first you misanthropic pissant little worm. How about  you actually think for five fucking seconds before you open you flappling mouth, you dumbfuck big-headed sweaty-ass squeezy-cheese eatin' mongoloid?

[RevengeOfRedBaron]

@hawanja You're doing nothing but exposing more and more of who you really are. It seems as if I've really struck a nerve, you seem to be on tilt.

You really do hate yourself!

BTW, If that is your real hair in your videos, shave that shit off. You're a joke.

[hawanja]

@RevengeOfRedBaron Fishnugget of monkey cock? But pirate ole biscutt barrel? Hey flay stay nay ole-ole butang tu-tu midget machine? Truly the knave's headcranium is firmly displaced inside yon colon, but yon fishnugget booger head squirrel of lubbard sandwich, and other excrement like that.

Milk duds.

[RevengeOfRedBaron]

@hawanja Did I just cause you to have a stroke?

[RevengeOfRedBaron]

@hawanja Or are you just gayer than AIDs?

[hawanja]

@RevengeOfRedBaron Ghostnugget brass nutball funk cheese. Scatophagic bescumbled lub-lub goat choad licker. Chunky funky chunky monkey butango butango breakdancing Kool-aid and fish gizzard shitball of frog eyeball discipline.

nay, tis merely Milk Duds, you fucking whimpy-ass wifebeater.

I said Milk Duds, bitch.

[DaHuntsman1]

@hawanja Hell yeah, its too bad republicans cant handle losing power and is now vetoing everything Obama trys too do

[djdjany]

The worst mass murderer of our time.

[zip68]

@fromb2b people hate bush cause he s a war criminal, talk about great president bush was the worst