How to sleep with Chinese Girls!

[StupidAsianBoy]

我理解中国. XD

[Kellyfeng989]

._. n if i don't like sleeping with no one right now?SHARE THE VIDEO :D

[ZaneGuntram]

your mom



[f1killer96]

Lol eat duck



[mjhe23de]

ya mum

[TheUrthChild]

Great... I look for advice on how to pick up asian women before going over sea's and I end up with the one retarded asian e_e...

[Queenofdisco9]

lol this is getting me fucking retarted

[Saline912]

好彩我識中文 lol

[Juevosman12]

jk



[Juevosman12]

i only watched this video cuz this tht i can dislike this shit

[ksiao]

hmmmmm....what people do this days to get attention

[owardis397]

Ricky Chao is pathetic, he has no idea that these jokes of his is promoting stereotypes against Asian people. I'm Cantonese, but I so ashamed that he is Cantonese. I would beat the crap out this pathetic loser.

[201ZEN]

@owardis397 This is the first video I watched of this guy and personally I dislike him and the video. He isn't promoting Asian stereotypes but rather poking fun at them. In fact, stereotypes per se aren't even negative - categorizing people into stereotypes is. What offends me however is the mimicking of mental retardation to the point of mockery. It's not even funny and just makes me want to punch him in the face (At least we got that in common).

[BuddangaLaw]

Rainie Yang ...

[Shin547]

are those subtitles( 0:48 - 1:15 ) are based from the song "Grenade" by Bruno Mars?lol

[MegaThunderblack]

Ur mom

[popstar12st]

you mudda

[MDBAYAA]

45345534 WHAT YOU ASKED FOR MY PHONE NUMBER.

[ColonelRuiz]

kinda painful to watch .... it doesn't look right when you can tell a person puts too much effort in "trying" to be funny.

[MrPieman00]

translation: today i am very hungry, thats why i go out and have roast duck, when i get home i need to take a shit, i keep waiting and waiting but it doesn't work, i took a shit, took a piss and did a fart, i am so happy, i keep shitting and shitting but it won't come out, so i had to use my thumb :)

[MrPieman00]

hahaha i love how only people who speak canto understand the poem

[poopooIIman]

shit im a chinese but i cant understand

[aderugina]

Oh gawd, that part of youtube again...

[MrKrakken117]

If your a girl that likes sleeping with a girl, give me your number so i can take some pictures ROFL :)

[spreadthelove97]

hahahahahaaa! i love the poem... and btw the translation is totally wrong :L

[01mysterybusiness]

i dont trust him in know its something bad he just said

[asiancultureisawesom]

i watched 17 seconds and turned this crap off

[QwertySwagz]

with you

[edwina5005]

he is wearing a garbage bag

[lilsou510]

i wanna sleep with my gfs sisters ahahahahahah lke dis if u agree ahahahh

[shanerx]

Today, I was very hungry.

So I went out for a supper.

Felt like shitting when I got back home.

Tried to hold it, but it didn't work.

I shit, I piss, I even farted.

Even myself, I was surprised.

Shit here Shit there, nothing came out.

In the end I had to use my thumb.

Here's the translation rofl

[phanthomking3]

God the translation....

[lolful64]

can some1 reply me a translation?

[1basicperson]

ur mom

[bakachikun]

is ricky peter chao w/o sunglasses?

[MrMaplestory1234]

if you speak chinese then its funny..

[lighting9926]

u suck at this shit

[XXCookiesMr]

Peter Chao's Girlfriend

[1337181337]

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE FUCKING TRANSLATION OMG! I pissed myself laughing hahahaha >_<

[coll123456789101112]

Kim Kardashin

[pownedbyeass]

MEGAN FOX!!!!!

[shadowshock2468]

Why u no use mandarin?

[FanRailer]

@shadowshock2468 lol bc Canto is AWESOME =p

[perdido88]

do this link work??? I can't seem to download it...

[Kagekid01]

I will rape the shit out of you. In the good way.

[Justinbieber2468love]

My best friend.. And or you.. ;) what ever works :D

[55shadowsonic]

lol your funny man

[Nudsorz]

The translation is totally wrong.

[darknessb930]

@Nudsorz oh gee thanks.. that was THE FUCKING POINT OF THE VIDEO!!!! >:(

[lolful64]

@Nudsorz that is the smartest thing i have ever heard O.o

[TheBlaablaa1]

are you peter chao's brother?

[MWMarkW]

@TheBlaablaa1 he actually is.

[XiaoGia96]

You suck

[naju332]

hey dude stop trying being like bruno mars coz u suck/

hmm id want to sleep with u sis or u mom

[naju332]

if i were i suicide bomber my first target would be U

[Pokemvp]

604 588 0889

[aznrice1234]

wowowowowoowowowowowowo

[TheOrigamifolding]

That's f

[TheOrigamifolding]

That's Cantonese

[jlrsb9000]

lol grenade much?

[Kamikaze5064]

..... lol but the chinese is not right

[CodHacker5]

poo yoursel pee your self and fart!! part of poem.

[HmongCrew]

hahahahha u r a retard

[randomn3sz]

dam i actually understand the cantonese. LOOOOOL!

[monkeygirl243]

817 823 9639 jkjjjkkjkjkj lol !!!LOL

[monkeygirl243]

817 823 9639

[XxKoojixX]

isnt that bruno mars grenade lyrics?

[ytid1vids]

I want to sleep with anyone but the psycho, bitch girl I accidentally got pregnant and now feel forced to stay with.

My life is over.

[autumn14able]

i do like poems but i love this vid even more

[SpicyTanny]

@queershadow666 Today I'm hungry can't resist so I went out to eat roast goose went back home busting to take a shit holding holding can't hold on just shat and peed my pants I myself was amused pushing pushing won't come out so in the end I used my thumb

[SpicyTanny]

@queershadow666 it's not mandarin it's cantonese he says:

[queershadow666]

What did he say? repeat it in English for those of us that don't understand Mandarin

[tortugachica123]

Your epic poem

[CheezeOutDragon]

Vanessa Morgan

[MrKOED45]

megan fox

[monkeygirl243]

817 823 9639 JKJJJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKKKKJK NOT GAY! LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOOLOLOOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOL

[cssaiho]

This is just funny,why so serious?Thank you very much.

我覺得只不過係一個有趣野同大家分享.做乜要認真?你去仆街

[KatieAliceBrandon]

omggggggggggggg dont use ur thumb LOLL

luckily i no cantonese

[MyChamp44]

Girls

[monkeymacchunkyman]

the english lyrics doesnt make sense as the cantonese lyrics

[KailyBlogs]

@monkeymacchunkyman it never does

[alnfong]

Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!Dun find you funny @ all......Peter Chao is much much better!!!

[falzar712]

OMG seriously ppl who dont get canto would get prankedddd HAHA! that poem is about not being able to shit when you need to...

[Mr12345yeo]

i would sleep with my classmate lol

[djalicia1107]

my teddy bear :)

[Gomez1fan]

selena gomez



[LilVanillaCupcake]

Watever he said was nottnhe correct translation for when he was talking Cantonese the correct translation is at the end lmao

[lSPlKylelSRSl]

MISA CAMPO! LOOK HER UP FOOLS

[deserttiger22]

your sister in law

[RawrySaysRawr]

your brother hahaha

[Traces1000]

hello retard

[ichigohollow3ful]

Megan Lee,your mom, idk

[ilikethai4ever]

Sleep With Huh?

RANDOM CHINESE GUY!!!!

[MonkeyDDDDDDD]

kinda annoying but still lol

[bvestationfan]

im asian and i have a hard time understanding your chinese with that voice...

[Maplestoryfight]

oO the last part of the poetry i was like WTF!?

[MrTPaaK]

your mom.

[edhuang914]

this is stubid

[Da5thProject]

Jessica Alba

[epiccrawler]

muffins



[iAmPwny]

MORE ANNOYING DEN FRED

[XangelbanditX]

ahahah tat poem in canto did not mean any of the the stuff said in the subs puauah but it was hilariou ohh u so funny

[saltycupcakes]

I only understood a little bit of the Cantonese and what I got involved shit could somebody post the translated version here please

[XxCindyBabexX]

The English poem translation definitely doesn't translate to the Chinese.. XD

[vietpi]

Wait is he really retarded or is he doing thi for our entertainment?

[patboy6666]

i'll stick my thumb in you ass...

[iLightningBolt]

mama chao

[immabeast791]

jamie chung

[UrExC3pT1oN]

I shit, I pee, I fart too.

XD

[jigglybacon]

if i told u i would get arrested

[kalinga01]

Chelsea

[Itoast3r]

@mushroomman2011 ur gonna get rape...-- go play club penguin stupid child

[MastaXDiablo]

LMFAO the poem isnt even close to the translation

[s200511438]

the poem is really useful

and i know chinese

[Freestriker25]

selena gomez

[cancerleoa45]

Lolol the poem :D

[NJMkid45]

mama chao

[RyanifyTheWorld]

the cantonese version is about shit....

[Goofyk1d]

THAT WAS THE BEST POEM EVER. I UNDERSTAND THE CANTO

[Nikkii0Nemesis]

''If your a girl who like sleeping with girls, give me your number so Ii can take some pictures'' xD

[520babybaby]

with you sir~

[jane92yeow]

hahaha omgg the whole translation of his cantonese to english is totally bullshit XD hahha awesome and i totally understand what you said ! haha

[Jadeslife]

That poem just cracked me up. Thank goodness I understand Chinese:]

[mimimo13]

@Jadeslife same lolness XD

[andrew103197]

@Jadeslife same

[Usedtoseeflagedvid]

@Jadeslife WHat does it mean :O

[marcos101able]

I want to sleep with kim kardshain

[marcos101able]

I wan

[SiddTheFrickingNayak]

You, that's who, you sexy retard.

[XxCrazyCuzinzxX]

Yo' mama.

jaykay.

Heh.

[acpierox]

2:05-2:25 :]

[Mreleezy]

星爷哭了

[MiissCelinee]

He can speak chinese yet can do grade two

Math

[rabblewo]

@MiissCelinee I'm sure he can do grade two math, but let's say he can't. He is chinese so that would explain why he can speak chinese.

[AznLoserWin]

LOLOLOOLOLOL epic poem!

spoiler ----> it's about taking a shit :P

[princesspink1234]

you're definitely not retarded :)

you're fluent in chinese and english and can edit videos

[extremeboyM]

Megan Fox XDD

[nathanjc978]

Get that bitch some leaves....bitches love leaves

[orangelifepark]

he is so annoying.

[myballs2you]

victoria juustice

[theninja2351]

a girl i like

[YOshixiAng88]

not with you!!! -.-

[YOshixiAng88]

wtf'??? whats wrong with this guy? the video would be much funnier witouth your tongue in the way

[gingergiggles]

DAVID TENNANT!!! YUMMY!! <3

[MsMissyu]

lmfao. epic poem. i like it:)



[hellonellybe]

omg so he basicly didnt say all that stuff. he just said something like : he got hungry, so he went out to eat, he came back, and found out he really wanted to pee, so he tried to, but he couldnt, so he pooed, and pooed out diarhea.

[infamous20s]

definetely not you 

[MultiRump]

i wanna sleep with stephen from greatest freakout ever

[skateboard177]

ur mom

[angsokkee]

I wanna sleep with justin bieber :D

[Barcelonasoccerb]

Thought you'd be as cool as peter choaaaa I was wrong :( I couldnt even finish it

[TheTacoHero]

@TheCompGame Yeah, you are kinda right...

[Famousbeer]

1055 people didnt understand him

[ArguriosRS]

@Famousbeer Make that 1056 likes, because this video is pretty immature.

[Famousbeer]

@ArguriosRS i know it is, im just sayin LOL

[itouchfingerboarder]

i new everything he said and it was not the translation

[marhay]

good poem, good poem :)

[TheTacoHero]

Megan Fox all the way.

[TheCompGame]

@TheTacoHero ewww man she's flat, no butt, and she face isn't even that great

[only1nabil]

stupid

[Dazidan]

for a retard that poem is cool!

[Bucketheadtwo]

After watching this video I immediately smelt Chinese food. WTF.

[CFProject153]

the ending where he talks about him taking a shit and using his thumb was the translation of the part i was talking about XD

[CFProject153]

when he says it in Cantonese its funny im chinese and i understand everything he said it that poem in one part he said he got home and had to take a crap but he couldn't hold it in and crapped pissed and farted XD that was at "i would go through all of this pain for you" part

[iiTheresaOeurnx]

misa campo <3 jk . OLOL

[nigggahiger]

megan fox

[MakeYuLaugh]

I wanna sleep with grandma chao ;D