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  • Didn't you show a video of your girlfriend on your other channel?

  • GOD DAMN IT I WANT TO HIGH FIVE YOU SO BAD >.< CHEESE!!

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  • the reason your a tight ass because you dont work and sit on your ass all day on the pc

  • "What does it profit a man if he wins the love and respect from the whole world but sacrifices his own truth and authentic self on the way?"

    "When the love of truth and rebellion overcomes the love of respectability and conformity, the world will know change."

  • The society is against truthful and authentic people. It rewards conformity, inseriousness and fakeness (e.g., christianitY), and it punishes individuality, authenticity, realness and truthfulness. All those who dont accept the fake roles that the society puts on us with the help of fear, those the society punish by labelling them ADHD and drugging them to death. Continue living your TRUTH. YOU ARE A HERO. And you have a LOT teach to all other fake people in this world.

  • Man I LOVE you. You are an AUTHENTIC, TRUE human being unlike the rest of the 99% of the people in this society who are fake. ADHD is not a disease, its just something that the society labels people with who are a threat to the old system. I had it also at age 12 because i always fucked the system. It is no measure of health to conform to a profoundly sick society. Fukk yahweh, fukk jesus, lets destroy these religions once and for all and bring out the rebellious human being. rebellious = change

  • tal la tarta de medios de comunicación. :)))

  • So 1g1j, in your videos when your going crazy swearing and fucking with people, are you being serious or is that your adhd? :S

  • LOLOLOLOLOL dude 1st time i didn't hear you use so much coarse language haha! that's legit! XD

  • You neighbours must fucking hate you. Electric guitar, drums, and religious zealotry. :'D

    Oh well, even if they don't think you're awesome, at least I do.

    Seriously man, there is nothing funnier than an Australian shouting the words 'fuck!' and 'cunt!'.

  • yay we're the same height. what kinda acoustic is that? it sounds good yup.

  • thankyou for sharing :) was cool to get to know some stuff bout u ..luv ya vids ..u really make me laugh.. so thanks heaps :)

  • Oh by the way being a tight arse is a good idea otherwise you will never get to go on a overseas holiday - ask any drunk that. This might seem contradictary to my last comment but life is a bit like that. In fact it explains why i like getting drunk and telling people that obviously the world is flat or else we would fall off it YOU FUCKING BLOODY IDIOTS!

  • Let's hope your life steadies. We all go through "something" and unfortunately some recover better  than other - no one way fits all but most of us get better as the years go by. I have enjoyed your videos a lot as my own beliefs have inner contradictions and i am very guilty of hypocrisy. I am just not such a stern god on myself now i am older.....couldn't be a real tight arse either.

  • nice - and from one tight ass to another, I've lived for weeks without buying butter or fruit-loops.

  • buy the damn butter

  • You are only 40?! You look great! Even though you are nearly double my age.. I'd still do you ;) hee hee. Hey... age is just a number, bitches.

    We have so much in common! I'm left handed, you're left handed! You play music, I play music! You speak spanish, I speak spanish! You have modelled, I have modelled! We must be soulmates, mate!

    Ha! I'm subbing you :)

  • cheese is so expensive.

  • that riff at 2:54 is such a hardcore riff

    haha

    should start a hardcore/surf/2 step band dude

    =D

  • i like this video cuz you actually responded to my tag! lol

  • then maybe you shouldnt be so greedy ;p

  • greedy how??

  • omg i thought u was like 30 no joke! i luv ur vids they make me laf! u shood post ur model pics!

  • Actually I thought he was 32 tops. Men are lucky like that they age better.

  • wot if u need butter for anal fisitng anglicans? do u dry-fist like an athiest?

    also if no butter on special then there may be some margarine or even "I can't believe its not butter" on special.

  • never eat margarine... EVER!

  • Okay! What about margarine, should I eat that? nothin in Bible about margarine!

  • @1GOD1JESUS But would you ever drink "I can't believe it's not water"?

  • Actually I can't believe its not butter is quite good. If it is on sale it is worth a try.

  • yeah i used to buy it, i actually thought it was butter and name was a twist or joke

    fabio did ads for it

  • You and I should meet up on mount Cootha some day... I'll feed you and take you for walks every day... and then we can hug trees together and stab any dogs that think they for some reason have the authority to piss on gods most beautiful creations; trees.

  • that sounds wonderful! :)

  • @vashis123 - Dog is God spelled backward.

  • I never thought you'd be a tree hugger!

  • i literally hug trees, i love their energy :)

  • Fr Greg- have you no shame??! Enough of this self-serving, sinful, carnal nonsense and back to some soul-stirring preaching, IMMEDIATELY!!

  • Yes Cora we need saving, Fr Greg is the best person at YT to save us from our selves.

  • Agree, Diver, but Fr Greg must resume his spiritual duties at once!! Watching this vid gives me the urge to sin up a storm!!

  • You are a nice man after all.. I some how knew there was this side to you deep down inside somewhere. Kudos to godinventedmusic for tagging you so we see a different side of you from the normal videos. What a nice guy you are.. ;)

  • WOW I am late watching this, AND no way do you look 40, that is only 6 years younger than me, I'd put you at 32 at the most. I wonder if a lot of people have ADD, I do and a lot of people I know do, I have got used to always having something on my mind all the time, coming here to YT stops me thinking a bit, and this is one of your best video's gives us fans an insight into the real you. Well done 5 stars.

  • diverforport you just gave your age away! lol

    i am raising my hand while sitting on my other one ....for a.d.d. my feet wont stay still tho i tried!

    lots of artistic people and inventors are and were add adhd and pyscho lol

    we are a creative bunch of loons!

    b

  • Like Einstein, tho I don't think I am up there with him. That is why I spend so much time at YT, now if there was suddenly a cure for ADD I think I'd stay as I am, I'd be bored without these thoughts going round and round in my head all the time.

  • HAHA I have ADHD and Bipolar disorder AND I've been cutting my own hair for a year now cause I'm cheap too and I don't buy clothes unless they are on sale lol This is creepy!

  • he's kidding dude but I have adhd an bipolar too so it kinda makes me a bit pissed >.>

  • I don't know if he is kidding but nevertheless, we still have a lot in common :P

  • Iv'e known for 30yrs ..ADHD

  • LOL

    nice accent wah!

    im jealous xD

    LOL COOOOOL

  • Thank you Father Gregg for that special biblical lesson on knowing yourself in the confessional. My best regards to you and nonstamp collector! Rock out with your cock out.

  • Damn you rule dude!!!!

    -Fellow Christian!

  • Hey 1GOD1JESUS, you might look into magnesium supplementation for your bipolar. I mean, it's no substitute for medication, but people with bipolar and/or depression usually have low levels of magnesium. It sounds goofy I know, but it really can improve your mood.

  • i take a zinc supplement every day, it contains magnesium for absorption l believe, so l am getting some, the lithium is my real saviour, its fantastic, i think everyone should take it :)

  • good to hear!

  • are you in a band mate?

    If so id love to hear some of your tunes!

  • i wish! i tried out as singer in a few, but my voice wasnt up to scratch, and played bass in a band trial, but that was shit cos id never played bass before

  • ADHD FTW!!!!!

  • No, thank YOU for all the awesome vids! :)

  • Ya know, towards the end of this video.. I started to wonder if you were accepting an award lol <3

    Very cool of you to step out of character for a video and be yourself... dont get me wrong, the typical vid from you is HILARIOUS! But this was pretty ... "normal"? lol

    6'1, 200? YUM. Just sayin.

  • i am pretty yummy, i smell good too ;p

  • haha im taller than you! lol jk..but iam..im 5'6 lol

  • your perfect to me ;)

  • Looooool you are left-handed

  • left handers are more creative and way more intelligent

  • As a left hander, I must respectfully... totally agree.

  • ok :(

    but anyway, left handers are weird and evil!

  • Good onya mate!!!!

  • cheers cobber!

  • "To all that said I am fucked in the head, you where absolutely right!" - 8D

  • i cant take that away from them

  • Tendras 40, pero sigues siendo jodidamente guapo. xD

  • piensas que soy guapo :D gracias ja ja ja ja ja

  • 1:37 is that the theme tune to flight of the concords, 1GOD1JESUS?

  • Similar chords, but different strumming pattern so i doubt it :S

  • no it similar chords but a different strumming pattern :P

  • Your accent is really hot.

  • is it? cooooooool! ;p

  • @wavymavy You serious dude? Us aussies have the worst accents >.<

  • @Blackrosereaper i bet yourrrrr amerirrrrican...you's have the worst, so fucking annoying..

  • @TheMisty0004 ah huh... you do realise that i'm an Aussie right?

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  • goddamn beautiful video

  • cheese, i mean cheers ;p

  • One God on JEEEsus!

    Thank God and JEEEsus!

    !!!!!!!!

  • thank the lord for me!

  • Is it just me, or could I not hear a word 1G1J was saying? I think I have a built in volume control whenever I watch these videos =)

    *****

  • i purposely adjusted the volumes in this vid, i must have turned them down too far

  • u r a u tube legend my friend

  • i hear you are one in the making

  • By the way, you look like you had a lot of fun doing this video.

  • it cos ive been off the bad habit stuff and am feeling alive!

  • hey tu hablas español genial! (ñ = alt + 164) sería bueno que le pongas subtitulos en español a tus videos :D ojalá no te tome mucho tiempo XD.

    Saludos!

  • i have a mac so alt 164 doesnt work, i could do subtitles in spanish but my writing skills and my translations arent the best, i havnt spoken spanish in years, but still remember quite a lot

  • Sincerely, this is one of the best videos you've done. Glad I'm on board.

    Sorry about your girl in Spain. I can tell you still care about her.

  • my next vid will is a screamer so look out!

    its cool about the ex, its the whole international thing, she is a really great girl

  • Dude I love your vids, you always give me a great laugh

  • but he is serious. it's not meant to be funny. right?

  • no I was talking about his videos in general. I especially enjoy the really crazy ones where he drags his friends into it.

    He thanked everyone at the end and i was just trying to show the love is all.

  • the love is all around here my friend

  • comedy is in the eye of the viewer

  • so glad to hear that, cheers

  • i don't know what to think about your videos being satire. i hope they aren't :P

  • Atheism makes you look younger, its from the lack of stress from thinking the sky daddys gona burn ya!

  • i have to agree !

  • You`re welcome :D

  • You're a real man :P

  • kinda l guess, although ive got the penis of a 5yo boy :(

  • Haha, I dont know if thats a joke but I dont care. Youre cool :D

  • Thank you too! I've been laughing at your stupid videos for several months. I found you by chance though, not nonstampcollector.

    I used to be religious but it is silly to me now, so I appreciate the humor. Thanks man

  • thanks for laughing, my job here is done

  • Hey dude, What's it like being bi-polar?

    Also... spanish women have moustaches, you must go to Scandinavia for the finest women (and bring a shitload of money cos they cost a lot)

    PS,- is being tagged a good thing?

  • "What's it like being bi-polar?"

    It has its ups and downs....

  • ba ha ha ha good one ;p

  • you have high highs and low lows, but mainly lows, you feel worthless and useless, it sucks, but you just get on with it. no its the greeks that have the moe's, spanish girls are amazingly hot, and a lot cheaper to run than the scandos it sounds like. yes being tagged is a good thing, you dont have to do it, but its all in good fun, did you watch my other tagged video? if not DO IT!

  • Pretty cool. Please keep up the good work.

  • i will, cheers

  • Hey man. I came to this channel because of NonStampCollector too. I'm really glad I did, you're fucking funny as a fuck!

    Cheers!

    Ste.

  • thanks Ste, people come and go, sub and un sub all the time, thanks for hanging around :)

  • You arsehole! I watch your videos for a laugh and that one wasn't funny!!!

    More seriously, thanks for the videos.  If you're ever in the UK and manage to find me, I'll buy you a pint.

    Ummm, I now have to remove my location details from the net. The reason a 50p coin has that shape is so you can use a spanner to get it out of my hand.

  • all those laughs and all l get is 1 pint! you are a bigger tight arse than me!

  • Enough bullshit, don't worry I tell everyone what a prick you are ;)

  • i know your in love with me, i think you want to shag me more than junkienet, and thats really saying something :)

  • lol keep dreaming

  • Love all your video's

  • keep on lovin ;p

  • Cheese ... really...

    God will forgive you - Love your work ..oh and stop looking at my boobs !

    LOZ

  • l know your in love me, can i come over?

  • Only if you bring your bible .....

  • He wants you.

  • finally a video lol. been waiting for a new vid. so when is the next one?

  • i made one today :D dont know when ill upload it

  • YAY !! a fellow tree-lover !!

  • did l mention that l love them?

  • Love you Father Greg =3

  • Do you watch Rome? You look like Legionary Titus Pullo

  • is he a hot spunky dude? l hope so

  • play on dude

  • i actually hadnt played in about 4 months when i made this which is why i was so scratchy

  • YOU ARE SO AWSOME

  • woooooo, i wish women thought the same way

  • ur 40? u look like ur 25

  • i act like im 12

  • I heard Australian chicks are über easy if you are an American sailor.

    Try dropping the Aussie accent and go somewhere you have never been before.

  • True they are if they think you will never see them again, and their friends won't know.

    They are so dirty, but afraid to be called a slut.

  • lol its true

  • wot accent would u reccomend ??

  • the aussie accent works great in the US, and aussie women are easy, im not too keen on them myself

  • cool video from the heart

  • word up

  • im actually in neutral territory when it comes to religion, as in, l never think about it, i just live my life like any normal person, and i dont have a woman, im single

  • 40 years old? Goddamn!

  • im in great condition ;p

  • Cool brah, thanks for the video. You lived in Spain? Pretty fuckin cool. Ahh spanish girls... I had a thing with one once...I bet your spanish girl was beautiful as well...

  • she is amazing, Spanish chicks ROCK!

  • Dig the vid mate.

    Nice to see you not yelling yer lungs out once in a while.

    Keep up the good work.

  • im not the yelling type, i hate yelling

  • Cool video! Thank YOU! :)

  • no... thank you :)

  • Keep up the good work!

    Love your videos!

  • cheers :D

  • Cheers to the ADHD.

    I suffer from the ole' A.D.D.

  • i think add rocks, its the bi polar that gets me all moody and wound up for no reason

  • Well, I bet it is tough. But do your meds work?

    Mine do. But ADHD can also get you all wound up.

    You're funny, but sometimes you get WAY to extreem with your humor. Too far at times.

    I will atribute that to your condition.

    Take it easy man.

  • yeah meds are awesome, i think my extreme humour is just the way my mind works, im creative and let myself go when filming, i edit about 5 minutes of footage out of every vid, they could be A LOT worse lol :)

    cheers ;p

  • Good video! I love trees too, but probably not quite as much as you. If someone asked me "whats your favorite thing", I don't know that the word "trees" would come to mind.

  • they are just so tough and resilient, and the jobs they do for us all are incredible, we need to respect them more

  • it's not your real name? lies make baby jesus cry.

  • No thank you!! Your videos have made me laugh harder than ANYONE else on youtube!!

  • SWEET :)

  • Excellent :)

  • thank you sir :P

  • very nice, your incredibly talented as i have noticed most with adhd or some declared mental issue tend to be... my mom was against meds when i was a kid and we found grape seed extract helped me get through highschool.

    enjoy your weekend!

  • i prefer the grape pulp, fermented, shiraz i think they call it? ill have a look into the grape seed oil thingy :)

  • This is by far my favorite video from you- I do love your others, but seeing you open like this was... well it was a turn on.

    It seems we are both guilty of being tight asses. I own a folder that is busting full of coupons and am a regular customer at Liquidation World. Haha.

    Cheers!

  • oh god stop it!!! maybe we can swap coupons sometime, id love to come shopping with you at liquidation world, sounds like heaven!

  • stop inflating ur ego and get back to being a fuckin aussie, ya flamin gazaar

  • all right already ;p

  • Great video, 1GOD1JESUS. A few comments:

    If you had said you were 30 I'd believed you.

    I'm so glad you got help with your bipolar. A lot of people never get help.

    I'm a real tightass too! I cut my own hair as well for the same reason.

    I didn't run onto your channel until a month ago or so, but I just love it. The fuckwit commenters are half the fun! haha

    Keep up the good work.

  • the stupid comments get to me now, so ive stopped reading comments on certain videos :(

  • wow I never would have guessed some of the details... 40??? You look like you are 25.

  • i act like im 12

  • I thought you were gay =o

  • i wish i was, i do gay a little too well : /

  • Greg, you are great. You tightass!

  • did you buy those instruments on discount as well? :))