"Plus you wanna know something? I am high as SHIT right now dude. I just licked like 3 toads. I've been up for like 27 suns up and suns down...I just wanna get a fuckin' meal, ...and take a fuckin' nap."
I was watching this video on Windows Media and I just had to pause it to look it up on YOutube and comment on this. That is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard!!! XD
"don't eat the fruit, it's the #1 rule since the begining of time! Since the great turtle climbed out of the sea with the eath on its back" ahahahaha I just love that part!!!!
BRUAHAHA THAT IS BILL HADER! Does he get paid in toad licks? Does anyone have the knowledge of the forbidden fruit of good and evil. Well, I just want to get a meal and take a fucking nap! Because I'm saying what I'm saying because I know that I know that I'm saying what I'm saying. Plus want to know something? I am high as shit right now! I've been up for 27 suns ups and suns downs. You fucked the pouch on this one!
"and ill tell u sumthin else, i am high as shit right now...." i wanna party with that shaman!
byalmo91 2 weeks ago
Why did this film get bad reviews I loved it
gwyd619 3 months ago
i been up for 27 suns up and suns downs
ineedm0ney1990 3 months ago
you think I like being the Shaman of the village? Waking up every morning putting a Bor's head on, putting a bone through my nose
TheMovieChanell 3 months ago
@compnut123 ditto ... absolutely amusing.
xaralamb1 3 months ago
I love that he's just looking at him for a little while and you think he's going to talk like a freak and then he talks like a normal guy
TheFuzzyBlanket 4 months ago
@TheFuzzyBlanket LMAO yeah
TheMovieChanell 3 months ago
You think i its easy, being a shaman of the village, you think i like putting bones through my face?
norwell100 4 months ago
You Fucked the Pooch on this one...HARD..
norwell100 4 months ago
"Plus you wanna know something? I am high as SHIT right now dude. I just licked like 3 toads. I've been up for like 27 suns up and suns down...I just wanna get a fuckin' meal, ...and take a fuckin' nap."
I was watching this video on Windows Media and I just had to pause it to look it up on YOutube and comment on this. That is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard!!! XD
LighterOfDewbies 6 months ago
1 person fucked the pooch on this one, hard.
nigbot1 7 months ago
hahahahahaha you really fucked the pooch on this one
commentman789 7 months ago
NOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh thats not my house.
BurntSpaghettiFace 7 months ago 7
Lmfao he says his hands are tied and its actually got a shoelace tied round it LOL
KRlMB0 8 months ago
Theres no wiggle room with forbidden.
Animacrossinglver 8 months ago
But the word forbidden....ehhaahhhh it implies a little leeway ?
raytrump 8 months ago
when he said his hands were tired, they were literally.
thinker6236 8 months ago
You really.. really fucked the pooch on this one. Hard!
Lmao
brehn3371 9 months ago
I wanna hav a meal nd take a fuckin nap !
xD best part
MxDubz0619 9 months ago
First video I saw with no dislikes
flip42132 9 months ago
"don't eat the fruit, it's the #1 rule since the begining of time! Since the great turtle climbed out of the sea with the eath on its back" ahahahaha I just love that part!!!!
2pedorras 10 months ago
i just licked like three toads!
brenliew 11 months ago
the unrated version is funnier
i am high as shit right now
i wana take a fucking nap
jjparkhill 1 year ago
;P Thanks for the rip love it
would have love to seen the scene where he burns down the village and the reaction of the shaman, that was classic!
HanKSN101 1 year ago
I am high as SHIT right now, dude. i just, i just licked like Three toads.
ErusLetum 1 year ago 5
ROFL SEE THE BLOOPERS OF HIM IN THE CREDITS
musicaddicted777 1 year ago
That's gotta be a pretty sweet job.
Woat88 1 year ago
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yourblueeyeddevil 1 year ago 2
BRUAHAHA THAT IS BILL HADER! Does he get paid in toad licks? Does anyone have the knowledge of the forbidden fruit of good and evil. Well, I just want to get a meal and take a fucking nap! Because I'm saying what I'm saying because I know that I know that I'm saying what I'm saying. Plus want to know something? I am high as shit right now! I've been up for 27 suns ups and suns downs. You fucked the pouch on this one!
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yourblueeyeddevil 1 year ago
27 suns ups and sun downs is a long time to be high, man, lol.
fishgul69 1 year ago 2
I LICKED LIKE THREE TOADS!!!
demonfabs1 1 year ago
"You fuck the pooch on this one" hahahahahaha
ryechild007 1 year ago
I never saw the scene like this. the version I usually see doesn't have the shaman talking about being high. WHY DID THEY CUT THAT OUT??!!
fishgul69 1 year ago
@fishgul69 that was on the unrated version
Clydehunter100 1 year ago
@Clydehunter100 awwww. well, I know which version to get now, lol.
fishgul69 1 year ago
im high as shit right now dude i just licked three toads hahaha
down4daclowns 1 year ago
NOOO!!!
oh wait thats not my house.
Blade9000 1 year ago
27 suns down and suns up .Love it
THEODORLOO 1 year ago
oh my god I'm laughing so much
saltyypeoch 1 year ago
gratest scene
Akralaa 1 year ago
The "High" line took it over the edge into hilarious
Apollomasque 1 year ago
bufo alvaris
provatoGR 1 year ago
I just want to get a meal, and take a fuckin nap.
migreatmusic 1 year ago
you.....don't.....eat....the.....fruit....
suneelboppana 1 year ago
@staykovmarin
it's toads, not toes
RouserTheRebel 1 year ago
1:09 to 1:25 is too funny
franbran69 1 year ago
Jack Black and Bill Hader are great.
movie529 1 year ago
"But the word forbidden, kinda implies theres a little wiggle room." ROFL !!
Lamb00FGoD 1 year ago
damn its bill hader. i was having such a hard fucking time figuring out who that was.
RUAMirage 1 year ago
@staykovmarin Toads not toes.
DazzlingDavidoff 1 year ago
i fucking love the shaman i wanna trip shrooms with him
Reapersden666 1 year ago
tha great turtle climbed out of the sea with it earth on its back!
TheSwitchblade71 1 year ago 17
@TheSwitchblade71 thats exactly how it fucking happened
staykovmarin 1 year ago 26
@staykovmarin i have it on video lolz
TheSwitchblade71 1 year ago
i love that shaman hes a fucking genius, hes great
bikerboy3k 1 year ago
I'm high as shit right now!!!!
mr321splat 1 year ago
Bill Hader and Jack Black together are just gold
knifesedge 1 year ago 5
Every Judd Apatow movie is funny as fuck.
jbrizzle2004 1 year ago
i love this shit, cuz the first time i watched it, i was high as shit. lol
jbrizzle2004 1 year ago
Bill is so good
emn 2 years ago
lol you fucked the pooch...hard!
GIJOEmaster55 2 years ago
lmao this guy is so funny!
TruthIsSweet7 2 years ago
im glad you guys are digging this as much as i did
staykovmarin 2 years ago 14
ahaha bill hader is the shammy
Creammacker 2 years ago
this is so funny. So sarcastic at the end.
crosschain95 2 years ago
when i watcehd the movie for the 1st time, i thought it was ben stiller. i had to look it up.
ghostrider420 2 years ago
I am as high as shit right now!
xJust2Deadly 2 years ago
27 suns up and suns down this film is so genius.
crazyant9 2 years ago
"I've been up for 27 suns ups and suns downs" LOLZ i can honestly say this was the best scene through out the whole movie =D
alienmorph5 2 years ago 4
il.. il be honest, i am high as shit right now, i just licked like 3 toads man, .......i just wana get a meal........ take a fukin nap........
pendragon135790 2 years ago
LOL!!!!
who plays the Shaman?
cloverfield47 2 years ago
lol its Bill Hader
Cwilfert56 2 years ago
Bill Hader
Xiomen 2 years ago
you really.. ya fucked the pooch on this one.... hard
eggsalad250 2 years ago 2
lmao "we throw the rock around", thats a football term, except he literally means throwing the rock around
AsG1989 2 years ago
toads. you can actually lick certain toads and get high.
Mdot1982 2 years ago
Im as high as sh** right now!
TCBates1 2 years ago
Bill Hader is the man... funniest scene in the movie for sure.
Bradhunter33 2 years ago 17
lol i play WoW and im a shaman this just gives me a flash back to when i was a low lvl (reason being just skip to 45 secs and ull see)
huihui4 2 years ago
coolest shaman i've ever seen PERIOD.
liquidquinn 2 years ago
:D i love the shaman
staykovmarin 2 years ago 7
@staykovmarin r u gay?
MonteJew 8 months ago
WTF is this shit?! Jack Black is a buttsexual! Hoff, we expect moar from you!
MohadibTheHorrible 2 years ago