Introducing Google Squared

[JustinNeverSayNever7]

That's really awesome.

[TheLogicSolution]

I am wondering that when i open the link it gives 404 error

how can i reach google squared?

[llihak]

@TheLogicSolution - I wonder if this is one of those experimental things like Reader > Shared Items that has just gone away.  I want my Shared Items back. + is not the same.

[mangisda]

A very square person.

[troyadelaide]

links broken :(

[emena44]

Don't read this because it actually works. You will get kissed on the nearest friday by the love of you life tommorrow will be the best day of you life. If you don't repost this comment on at least three videos you will die within three days. Now you've started reading this so don't stop this is so scary. Put this in at least 3 videos in 143 minutes when your done press F6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works

[MikeM8891]

GlaDos sounds more natural than this guy.

[00idonthaveaname00]

robot.

[crasherball]

hello, I'm daniel, and I'm square!

[flux1969]

shit that was creepy @_@

[De4sher]

sounds like a robot... looks like a robot... dunno what that is, but it ain't human.

god damn it google, hire some fucking good looking people to sell your shit!

[1959joker]

how u tell me about chat video /webcam?

[jackatube]

The guy reminds me of Data from Star Trek

[DivineStryker67]

fucking robotic man

[newborn506]

its weird i searched up for find then my name then i saw me in my primary school

[nicolunacba]

Microsoft Sam has more feelings than this guy

[misterfunnybones]

I want google cubed or google to the power of any integer (positive or negative) that I choose - yes, I want everything...now.

[Aurelovanovalopta]

The hell that thing rules.

[Jaxterpeace]

Hi i'm Daniel a product manager for Google Squared and i like long walks on the beach and talking like a robot.

[Oppodeldoc]

Mystery solved: Google Product Managers and Programmers are actually robots. I knew it all the time!

[LearnGuitarGuru]

Heh - he's very meticulous about his speech!

[jrmusa1]

I think he is the new Google's Robot

[1schweineficker1]

google is a fucking trojan! shit google!

[YoungbloodFilms]

hey look! It's Mr. Roboto!

[morthim]

love the monotone... if droid does text to voice, i hope he does the voice acting.

[angela1894]

Creepy guy

[jeremytay273]

google... gooogle... goooogle... i wonder how Yahoo and msn are gona handle this. Maybe if google only made the goomac. but mac has too much pride for that yeah?

[michalhantl]

What drug makes people talk like that? :)

[TECNITRON1]

easy seach access cool

[patrkcirtap]

did he sample the voice for microsoft sam?

[appleAddict240872]

@patrkcirtap yes, and Data from Star Trek

[Chamburito]

lool google robot

[Unrealshade]

yeah thought the same thing hahahahahah you got me laughing for real :D

[michaeljackson24681]

im so bored so i typed in 'google' in youtube .. and this came up .. random

... i like google XD

[peblairman]

the answer is 1 x 10 to the 200

[sebthedev]

Seems very cool.

[wwwmagasivacom]

Google Squared.. Takes to long!!

[MikeM8891]

Thats amazing, Google's product manger is a humanoid robot. They even gave him glasses as though he has impaired robot vision.

[MyNameisBARACK123]

NIiiiiice!

[shim2dawg]

dude sounds like a robot

[EggMcMffn]

@shim2dawg Domo origato MR roboto!!

[internetakias1]

@shim2dawg

Maybe he's the voice actor of M$ Sam

[CQAS8]

@shim2dawg talks like 1 too

[nickel3956]

do you always talk like that? a bit robotic.

looks like a cool search feature anyway

[djstoltz2000]

Maybe he is a robot - Google has basically conquered the web, now humanity lol - seems like a cool feature

[Blueace12345]

Exactly what I was thinking, maybe its a new google bit of software called "puppet master" apparently they dont have his voice working correctly yet.

[glenreed088]

hahaha i laughed for hours and didnt know why, now i know

[Pantherspwn]

Bing Fails

[sontuk96]

@Pantherspwn: epically

[Jacobrocks9900]

Holyboy is mah biatch

[armchaircriticTV]

i can't wait to use this for porn!

[Pantherspwn]

Win

[bath4lambchop]

He talks like a robot, but a librarian like me just loves the advanced search options like this.

It could make searching the web more like easily using SQL with databases.

[liquidminds]

very nice

just bad that i didn't hear about it earlier. I guess squared is going to do a lot of work for me in the future.

me = very impressed.

good work guys

[MrLatalata]

I got google wave accont from: googlewaveinvation*blogspot*co m

[poodbooq]

Yet google didn't use Google Chrome. Yeahh ah. This s Apple safari

[blahdelablah]

@poodbooq

How can you tell it's Safari? The UI is hidden.

[MetalDarkElf]

you can tell by the 'Square It' button

[blahdelablah]

@MetalDarkElf

That doesn't tell you anything, other than indicating the browser was probably run on a Mac. The buttons are part of OS X's graphics libraries, not Safari's. Take a look at this screenshot: static . zooomr . com / images / 7586992_5b6bc32ef9 . jpg

(excuse the spaces, had to get around YouTube comment issues).

[ethansnotebook]

when he clicked in a textbox, to search, it got surrounded by a blue outline. (only safari does this.)

[Fatsoee]

google's products do exactly the same, regardless of browser...

[blahdelablah]

@ethansnotebook

Have you tried Google Chrome on a Mac or are you basing your observation on the Windows version?

[kristiankroflin]

"had to get around YouTube comment issues"...not for long and they´ll close

this gap, too.

[DarksporkLeader]

Google Chrome for Mac isn't finished yet.

[valdezmiguel2]

they canceled that project. just heads up.

[DarksporkLeader]

in response to this comment, I searched the Internet for a little while and found an officially released beta of Chrome for Mac that seems reasonably stable, and runs significantly faster than Safari or Firefox.

I'm using it right now.

[valdezmiguel2]

fuckkkkkk you figured out my trick.

[smokyjee]

Is that a human or an android?

[Mtbfanro]

R2-D2 lol

[pLauren]

DAMN! FUCK! The first second daniel talked, i wasnt looking at the picture and i really thought it was microsoft sam!!! But.. highly advanced :) no offense ;)

[scherenkov]

really useless stuff

[MEGAFATBOY]

66666 veiws....

[vikas72]

At ezdia you can search for the term relevant to the areas of your expertise. ezdia give your a list of search results. This search result is similar to the googles search result. However, there is a subtle difference. And if you are sensitive enough, you will appreciate that difference. And the difference is that - next to each search result there are two icons - Get Experts and Get Explorer.

[internetisaddicting]

sscccaaaarrryyyy....

scarier then digimon on crack...*shudder*

[oddvids]

He sounds like a robot Tom Hanks.

[verunka1000]

dik

[vikas72]

If you want to use "knowledge search" use ezdia. You may use google in place of ezdia if you want to do general search

[tekkaro]

XD  lulz

[tekkaro]

you guys no dip hes acting like a robot hes a googlebot.. read the comments

[shinkaito]

...that you can easily explore...*stares into your very soul*

[xxxluckyfreakxxx]

That guy is really scary ... I mean does he ever blink?!?

[firr1]

Daniel scares me.

[SpiritmanProductions]

Me too.

[dadrianmccallie]

dddd

[werido55]

dud he does look like a robot

[llillillillillllill]

that guy a freakin robot i aint jokin.

hes a googlebot.

[personathekiller]

somebody better tell japan.

[robotacon]

Max Headroom 2

[JacobJennings047]

someone vocode this guy into a techno song video mashup. Readygo

[MatthewsTech]

It's like his head is locked in one place???

[snaketh1]

yeah, and like he can only talk one way too. kinda wierd o.O

[guyband2]

HAHAHHAHA GOOGLE ROFL LOL!!

[nutier]

interesting video that I like ! Thank you for sharing .

nutier

[liquidplastic62]

Yes Daniel, you are indeed from K-Pax

[happyness01]

Thought it was justme who thought he acts and sounds robotic! Love the concept, only hope I don't turn into Daniel while using it!

[sesquipedalian1]

Just tried to square on "search engines" and it failed to add "google" to the list......keep working guys, you'll get there.

[razgriz94]

Google, you just keep on amazing me. Everything you come out with is incredible, especially Wave. I can't wait for that to be released to the public

Keep up the good work!

Oh, and what's going on with Google Voice? The site said opening in a couple weeks, though that was a couple months ago.... wish that was out, but don't rush it.

[lilj0hn316]

who else thinks this guy sounds like a robot!!!!!!

[DevinandPeteFilms]

Me!

[jazze633]

yes lilj0hn316 ur right he is sounds like robot

[oddvids]

Like Tom Hanks had a son with a robot...

[ilhcwwc]

me too

[shamkasar]

now u need not to open and shuffle between 10 tabs to compare between 10 different things......

google squared is there.....

need just one click and it is done for u!!!

google rocks......

[kickinbackinOC]

Comparing hybrid cars! Ha Ha hah hah! A Prius has a larger carbon footprint than a Jeep Wrangler, when considering the manufacture of the hybrid's batteries, and shipping the battery raw materials around the world. But the green brains are primarily enamoured with the concept, to the exclsuion of all evidence to the contrary! Ha-hah-hah!

[SauronsEye]

I think you could very well be right. The car need two motors..two factories to build the different motors in, two work forces driving to and from work every day.

Basically double everything and it's a "green" car.

I'm with you ha-hah-hah!

[kama3044]

GOOGLE RULEZ!

[elpresidio]

@kama3044. Yes, I second that! Also I can hardly wait for Google Wave. That will be amazing, awesome!

[kama3044]

The new search engine Google, too (+) should be put in the search?

[kama3044]

Google today is a convenient search engine), just remove the porn in the search for such writing to download music video, a lot of porn out there! Mozilla Firefox I really liked the easy and speed good) better than Internet Explorer 8

[Jaydrummer92]

Thats awesome, google are such a great company, there going so far, they basically control the internet now days

ps check out my video if anyone has some spare time

future thanks.

[blingyruss]

*must not blink*

*will ruin google's reputation*

ahhh

[RobertGee]

lol, my thought exactly. *g*

Bloody awesome new search option, though.

[mrcoolerthanu1]

For sum Reason i thought yahoo owned Google. ooops

[CatsAre3v1l]

Well first of all this is a great idea.

But this is if you only wanna compare small search results which is a bit limited.

Also I think they should have worked more on it before putting it online, a lot of the search results are not related to the subject.

[MrDevlance]

He talks like microsoft sam!

[MrDevlance]

Holy shit that guy is an android!

Hey ppl, I think google invented andorids and they were just having fun with this video trying to see if we notice that he is not a human.

Seriously he talks like one and his face looks like the one of an android also. He has no expression!

[loudstone]

Whilst Daniel may not be as "smooth" as you "yungins", he may very easily earn more in one year than you will in five (including benefits). Also, he can StreetView you in your living quarters, call up all your perverse Google and YouTube searches, parse them into the most detailed way using Google Squared and send the results to your arch enemies using Wave.

All your Bing are belong to Daniel.

[techfixer16888]

Dear Daniel and goons,

Can I please make a living as a beta tester for your google square ? I can see a lot of potentials,

when will the "sort by " options be ready ?

[japper22]

wow! that guy is AWESOME!

[Vorbis5]

Don't be mean to the guy. Its immature and not funny..... Well it kinda is but still, have some respect ;)

[QuasiMolko]

Now imagine him going home to his wife(?), he jerkily strips himself of his clothes and declares his love in unblinking monotone...

"Wife, I have arrived from the office and now offer you options and choices that you can easily explore, I have achieved a semi-erect state that fits well with my vision of the future".

He then proceeds to hump his blender.

"Resistance is futile".

[OhLookBirdies]

Best comment ever.

[sterfbeejotch]

Today fucking sucked, but still your comment made my day.

Best comment ever.

[madchef]

The weird thing is, he thinks he is human

[vicodin25mg]

That's simple but yet incredibly useful!

[Bakahashiyo]

Woah that robot dude looks so real and human like. What will those crazy Japanese think of next!?

[ExtremeOrion]

Nice Video! The answer to Wolfram Alpha, I think.

[dranomaly]

they finally did it, google has created semi fully working androids

[QuasiMolko]

OK Daniel, take two... But this time try not to blink or show any trace of humanity whatsoever...

ACTION.

[kometman]

You get best comment award LOL

[n00bsk8er]

could not agree more :D

[mozart116]

ROFL XDDDD

[CocteauBoyTV]

I love Google, but this feature doesn't work that well. I did a search for my little niche of interests and it not only pulled up incorrect images that were from other sites, but it mixed and matched urls, descriptions, etc. so that the entire grid was pointless. They need to work on the results.

[BDLKRMBLHD]

LOL

ET PHONE HOME

[xXxWaltzxXx]

dont look on his eyes !! it will turn you into a stone :o

[mikeylike]

Stop hypnotizing me!

[darko0803]

he talks like a robot :)

[vngu2547]

Hi Daniel!

[theblasto]

I think this guy is a robot.

[TheAdroitKid]

i wonder what screen recorder google uses.

[whothefuckismac]

R2D2

[peppeddu]

OK, you've just reminded your boss how hard your project is, so that you can continue to work on it

[almightyvegeta87]

did he just recovered from a bottle of vodka

[nook3y]

nice glasses...

[kuruvata]

his red-band glasses and non-blinking-ness weirds me out.

[R3uven]

cool

[theinscrutable1]

Does not blink

[mtssvnsn]

Thank you, mighty google programmer robot!

=)D

[kiwidud3]

awesome. wolffram sucks

[IdleGod]

Excellent application of a data centric model instead of content centric.

[ffangs]

wow, this is awesome - i tried it with "tropical fish", and some of the results are kind of funny, but it's really cool!

[djlain]

His glasses match the progress bar. Awesome!

[refluxie]

OMG totally love it

[maxwellxp2008]

good :D

[plouzada2]

I think Wolfram Alpha is not going to win

[Junkfoodjoe]

Ask Wolfram if it is skynet. It will deny skynet's existence

[jordythegreat]

Google, yuv done it again!

[Snydes003]

So awkward.

I just gave this a try and it failed hard.

[narutoz9tailedfox]

i <3 google but that was an awkward video lol

[phil2345456]

google is the best!

[Yerzriknot]

Looks like an attempt at replicating Wolfram|Alpha.

[nilbud]

Just say no to opticians

[xFelicianoX]

i love this

[keatonkeaton999]

Daniel Dulitz is a scary beast

[Exelbaradin]

• that guy is creepy

•His glasses are #@$

•his glasses a crooked

•he talks like a robot

[andrut]

omg! this guy IS google!!!

[Tripp393]

that's because he's the developer

[Rafid]

Why is he talking like a robot?

[razven]

google > life

[fullmatiz]

google > god