When the schnecken beckons...

[waypay1]

"Val's getting married." "Don't be silly. I got a pork roast for dinner..."  LMAO

[ccipollini1984]

"yes it's sludge, i thought it would make a nice change from coffee.."

[biorules1]

@dony75 It's on Instant if you have Netflix. I have watched it an obscene amount lately.

[superfez562lb]

Guatemalenes (x

[sexycatslam]

Our baby is going to leave us, and we wont have any others...

Not without a miracle...

lol

[dony75]

any one can tell me where i can watch this movie?

[TheZacula]

Yes, Agador, I'm afraid of your 'heat'.

I love Robin Williams so much. :) Mind you, EVERY actor in this scene is fantastic.

[2138red]

i love this movie!! thanks for uploading this scene its one of my favorites. :D

[encanta411]

BEST LINES of the movie!

[nita409]

Thank You :-)

[nita409]

Oh that one says not available in you country when I click on it. I think on the computer it said it was removed cause of copyright.

[Andy7777]

@nita409 Really? Darn it, sorry! Well, can try do redo it! :)

[nita409]

Could you please upload the scene with the Perin tablet, That is my niece and my favorite scene and I can't find it anywhere.

[Andy7777]

@nita409 You can't? It's also in my playlist, the video "Oh you bastard!" ;)

[Lucifera1011]

I wish Nathan Lane would get the Oscar for this role. It was his peak! He performed mom's behaviour so truly ( ensemble of the socks, viewing the family album... etc. ). Perfect performance!!! I love this movie, it is not just crazy comedy, it is touching illustration of a bit different family life. Usualy don't like the U.S. remake of European films, but I have to say honestly, this film knocked over the original!

[2138red]

thanks for uploading these!! i adore the birdcage!

[BlackHallow55]

Man, Val is so ungrateful in this movie! I for one would LOVE to have Nathan Lane as my father's gay boyfriend!

[paulmccartneyfan1995]

Nathan Lane is so friggin adorable, it's just not fair! I love Nathan Lane -3

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

lol That guy looks well older then 20

[heart4freddie]

i love this part, it's one of my favorites. it makes me smile, albert is a wonderful

mother to val. nathan lane is a brillant actor as well as hank and robin.

[yvonnesame]

Watch Hank Azaria in the background after 1:47. He has almost no lines but he's brilliant! The pacing in this scene between all three of them is perfect.

[L2design]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! I've watched my Birdcage DVD so many times, it broke!!!

[jkcrystal2]

I LOVE IT , i love it alot with this movie , it make me laugh alot :D

Oh dosent love this movie :D

[naruluvr]

Is it just me, or does Val at 3:08 sound just like Simba from the Lion King?

[lasaboteuse]

@naruluvr Val sounding like Simba? Don't you mean Albert sounding like Timon? Which would make sense, because Lane voiced him.

[lasaboteuse]

@naruluvr Wait, nevermind...3:08 skipped to 3:09 so I heard Lane's voice...but actually listening to Val at 3:08, yes, he sounds like the grown-up Simba.

[mattdamonsgirl]

Agador shirtless, Mmmmmmmmmmm. <3

[tivolife0509]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE SOOO MUCH!

I saw my first drag show just recently and I was like I have to watch birdcage again

[OMG1wtf]

Guatemalaness!

[amybeth68]

"You look awful..what's wrong?"

'Val's getting married"

'Don't be silly...I got a pork roast for dinner..."

Love that moment...sometimes I'll use that line if I think someone has said something so outrageous I can't accept it "oh don't be silly.I got a pork roast for dinner"...it works best if someone is familiar with the film, though. :)

[AtenRa]

Gawd Hank is so incredibly hot here.

[HotLady69]

Dont throw yourself away to some dormitory slut! lol

[groovyflateric]

:D that is not turkish coffee.

[chernal1]

"when the schnecken beckons" and the "estrogen rockettes" are two of the man many many classic lines from this timeless comedy classic!!

[schizophrenicka]

what does "schnecken beckons" means?

[foreverjynxed]

The chocolate he samples is called chocolate schnecken, and beckons means to call, so he's saying "when the chocolate tells me to come and EAT IT!" but in a witty, fun way. :D When the schnecken beckons. :)

[schizophrenicka]

@foreverjynxed

thax :D

[KeepItGayStageNazi]

well the cookie thing was called chocolate schneken so when he left he wanted another so he said when the schneken beckons. beckon meaning like it called out to me

[jpcolts]

Guatemalaness...priceless! Hank pulls this movie together

[boomhoward22]

" what is this, sludge?" "yes i thought it would mak a NICE change from coffee" haha classic.

[MajorLeagueLover]

I think Azaria could've been a male model if he hadn't gone into acting.

[JohnSilverfan01]

Nathan is WAY to cute in this movie.

I don't know why but he reminds me just little bit of my mother. LOL

And Hank. My god, this is his #1 best part ever to be above his Simpson characters. He plays it so perfectly.

[seanjosephhayes]

my GUATAMALAYNAAYYS MY natural heat haha

hank is a legend in his own right ha he's BRILLIANT at actin gay n wit voices ha

[loqutor]

Oh yes. I fear your heat.

[PORTUGAL79]

i love the dynamic between the four characters, and the fact that lane and williams work so well together

[chibiviolinist21]

nathan lane is so amazing. He's so adorable in this movie X3

[Sasrffsd]

I think so too

[YoungFrankensteinFan]

"are you afraid of my Guatemalaness?"

gotta love agador

[Betty8oop]

i love the way at the end Robin goes "not without a miracal" in a deadpan fashion...it made me smile.

[conanXcolbert]

i wonder how Hank felt when the wardrobe department handed him those tight short shorts and said thats all he gets to wear. i totally love the shorts though! hella hot :D

[chodiestchode]

I never know where I am until I hear our last name pronounced.

[godsprairiegurl]

Is he reading his newspaper on a bicycle??

[chodiestchode]

its a stationary bike

[attentionWH0RE]

;58 - 1;01.. i lOve it!!

[alisonface92]

hahahaha 'estrogen rockettes' LOVE IT!

Best Movie Ever!

[quentinhavermelha]

Our shoulders that that leg, which has the butt Hank Azaria.

[s1ygirl]

are you afraid of my guatamalanes?

[dexterio8]

lol

[LucindaLC]

Estrogen rockettes, brilliant! Hank Azaria is fabulous in this film! He makes it.

[123hihi1]

our baby's all grown up, and we won't have anymore.

not without a miracle.....

pure comic genius

[helenacadaver13]

yes its sludge i thought it'd make a nice change from coffee

[honeyglamourdancehug]

HUUAHHA i woke up feelin so gud HHUAAAAAH now all of a suuden i feel HHUUAAAAAAAHHA!!!

LMAO! :) nathan lanes hilarious!

[M8DMAN]

im straight but i absolutely love gay comedy its so funny Nathan lane is one of my favorite comedic actors of all time and i love the messages of gay tolerance and family in this film

[saintmirrenmalky]

Agreed M8DMAN. I am also a straight guy, and I think this is one of the funniest films ever made. How to spot a homophobe bigot moron- tell them you like this film and watch the facial expression change.

[M8DMAN]

yeah i dont get the hole bigotry thing i mean its stupid that in this day and age things like racism and homophobia still exist

[amybeth68]

"Oh, don't be silly..I got a pork roast for dinner..."

SO hilarious! :)

[Windsong11]

What is this?Sludge?

Yes is sludge.I thought it'd make a nice change from coffee.

Great!LUV this movie!

[MikeMJPMUNCH]

Hank Azaria is great in this film i just find it so funny that he based his vioce in this film on his grandmother.

[Illnessinducingx]

My Watamalaness. My natural heat.

[wajimya]

everyone just loves Albert . What a stud.

[JRRDPR]

Hank Azaria's character was the funniest.He was absolutely professional.Loved this whole movie.one sweet morsel in gay film making.Thank You!!!

[zipdrivekid78901]

Dormitory Slut

[ZbmwM5]

"you're afraid of my Guatamalan-ness.... my NATURAL KHEEAT"

[cosplaygirl100]

ahahaha true XD those are funny lines!

[gigz888]

"I 'voud not 'av been so sassy to 'jou."

[dramadude199]

I love this scene. I love this movie. The movie is so funny and it is so colorful and I LOVE NATHAN LANE!!!!

[Godfather2k4]

RObin WIlliams and Nathan Lane make the perfect gay couple.

[RashadQassymov]

great scene absoluty Perfect

[mikeymania18]

lol this scene is too cute!

[peoplerstranj]

this is one of those movies you just never want to end! The John Wayne walk is classic!!! Nathan Lane is fantastic! And Calista (Sp) is great in this role!

[harmoney3333]

ahahahah thank you anteros05

[harmoney3333]

what was the line at the dinner table robin williams says something about the size of his cock ahahahahahahaha anybody????? i cant think of it something about wealth and hens or chickens????

[Anteros05]

He's serving the soup and calls it pesto soup and Mrs. Kealing asks about the eggs in it and he says that in Guatemala chickens are extrmely important. A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens, and a man is judged by the size of his cock.

[McGinley666]

"I promised your father"

*Hmm Hmm*

"...but your only twenty, and if you throw yourself awayat some dormitory slut you will be soory the rest of your life.."

BEST MONOLOGE IN THE MOVIE!!

[sjh012055]

he's so sweet! i wish i had a gay man for a mother! but their little maid agador. too cute!

[ilheidi]

"Our little baby is growing up! And we'll never have another one.."

"not without a miracle."

I KNOW!

YAY FOR BUTTSEX!

|D

[maddie3blue]

"What is this sludge?"

LMAO!

★Madii

[CraicRocker]

"Yes, it's sludge, I thought it'd make a nice change from coffee."

Love this scene.

[mifarnc]

What an absolutely great movie! Two great actors in one comedy, who could ask for more? I love that part where Agador breaks the toast! LOL.

[LiveEvilProductions]

Agador is the best.

[raepunzel1978]

Oh yes....i'm afraid of your heat!

[ZbmwM5]

"are you afraid of my 'uatamalan-ness.... my natural kheat...you afraid I'm too primitive, right...to be on the stage, with your little...estrogen rockettes" AMAZING>

[jezebel324]

@ZbmwM5 That was the part where I laughed so hard I cried

[lmegna25]

Hank Azaria deserved an award for his role in this movie!!!!! Long live Agadore Spartacus!!

[adamssmp]

one of my favorite scenes...what is the name of the musicians/music in the backgroung when he is at the market?

[sexcbrat88]

Yes Agador I'm afraid of your heat.. robin williams is too hilarious!

[TheSoulMan8]

to my piglet from his auntie Arnold

[SavoyTruffle78]

Albert, not Arnold

[curran18]

*repeated intense gasping*

"oh, you've heard..."

[curran18]

Hank is so ripped

[1PrincessFiona]

can u upload the scene where they meet her parents

[tiffshortie9]

Oh i love that scene!!! And when Agador goes to get the door and just wipes out hard... hahaha such a great movie.

[1PrincessFiona]

lol i thought the part when agador first sees albert in the woman costume when they are meeting her parents and he is laughing hysterically

[dinebizaad]

...not without a miracle!

haha

[anangbhai]

shmeckens, Guatamalan-ness, estrogen rockettes... I couldn't stop laughing.

[NClackum]

It's schmecken.

[Andy7777]

Nah, it's schnecken! :)

[NClackum]

Y'know what? I checked it, and you're right!

[CuriositysCat]

God, I would DIE of joy if Agador (no clue if that's spelled right..) was my manservent. He is awesome. And oh my gosh, Nathan and Robin together in this movie is just pure gold. They are both hilarious. I love this movie, love the cast, love the plotline, love the acting, love everything. I wish to hug every person in this movie.

Yay... <3

[AnitaTxikitxu]

rupert everett rocks so muuuuuuuuuch dude!!!!!! xD

[obsidianmyst]

it's hank azaria, not rupert everett.

[sarai93]

mi pelicula favorita

[RMena64]

Hank Azaria is so helarious!

[patkcha]

One of my favorite movies. I love Nathan Lane, Robin Williams, and Hank Azaria.

[albagaedra]

You shouldn't have a problem if you rent it...

[screaminsallydoom]

At first I thought he was saying "My Watermelon-ess". xD;

I'd really like to see this movie, but I can't seem to find it anywhere. Plus I don't think my parents would let me see it :(

[Andy7777]

Amazon? ;) They wouldn't? Why's that?

[CuriositysCat]

Heh, get it from HMV, and hide it in your room.

[mattdamonsgirl]

@screaminsallydoom I thought he said that the first time I saw this movie too, haha.

[TigerPaw24]

this bike-chair is great

[Andy7777]

He isn't married to Bette Midler, you kidder! :D

[mannyfrancis]

Genius!---Nathan Lane and Robin Williams!---Genious!---Two of My Favoirites!--And did you know that Nathan Lane is actualy maried to Bet Midler in real life....BUt He plays Albarte so Well!....

[CuriositysCat]

Um, Nathan Lane is gay. Definatly not married to Bette Midler.

[gilmorelenny85]

One of my favorite movies!! Thanks for uploading!!

[Andy7777]

My Guatemalaness!! ^^

[GaelicFreak]

I'm afraid of your heat.

[bansummer]

this is the best movie ever. I love it.

[Wintersrush]

Awesome movie.