Re: The Big Bang is a Big Lie. The word of God is TRUTH.

[CombatRocks]

I love the way your American accent succumbs to an English, Shakespearean actor's accent when you do the 'big voice'. Does this convey a more authoritarian stance or has it anything to do with how most evil villans in Hollywood tend to be English these days?

I like the way you ridicule the original argument by pointing out their lack of a basic grasp of English. If these religious types cannot understand simple grammar and spelling, how can they possibly understand cosmology?

[AEVautomatic]

wow you rule that voice is awesome and the peas if you compressed them that far would not be peas anymore.

[Mattwilco123]

Ahahahahahhahahah hilarious. I laugh at chrisitans :)

[GodlessInfinity]

Favorited and subbed

[terminaldeity]

It never ceases to amaze me that creationists don't even realize that The Big Bang Theory was developed by a Catholic priest. And any time I mention this they respond with red herring or just block me and delete my comments.

[HIGHLANDERxMCLAMBIE]

Although some scientists claim that they have now measured the size of the universe, it is interesting to note that every human attempt to drill through the earths crust to the plastic mantle beneath has, thus far, ended in failure.

[HIGHLANDERxMCLAMBIE]

Pretty smart for a caveman who wrote the bible over 3000 years ago eh? we never discovered quantum pysic principles until about 100 years ago?

[TheGunpowderTreason]

We can observe a phenomenon and believe to have an in-depth understanding of it, only to be shown later that there is a deeper level of activity that we couldn't even imagine at work in the very same phenomenon. Just because someone wrote about observing something in the past doesn't mean they had any understanding of the inner workings or physical mechanics involved in its operation. It's like someone writing "the sun is bright" in the past and being attributed with discovering fusion.

[HIGHLANDERxMCLAMBIE]

Isaiah 40:22

It is He who sits above the CIRCLE of the earth,

And its inhabitants are like grasshoppers,

Who stretches out the heavens like a curtain,

And spreads them out like a tent to dwell in.

The word translated circle here is the Hebrew word chuwg which is also translated circuit, or compass (depending on the context). That is, it indicates something spherical, rounded, or arched—not something that is flat or square another bible FACT how can a caveman know that?

[byteresistor]

"Isaiah 40:22"

Interpretation is wonderful isn't it?

Here let me try also:

"Who stretches out the heavens like a curtain,

And spreads them out like a tent to dwell in. "

This means the sky is a canopy and therefore the circle refers to it.

[HIGHLANDERxMCLAMBIE]

no the HEAVENS represents SPACE not our earthly clouds lol .

[byteresistor]

Like I mentioned you are interpreting things to fit your position.

[HIGHLANDERxMCLAMBIE]

The Bible describes the Earths crust (along with a comment on astronomy).

Jeremiah 31:37

Thus says the LORD:

If heaven above can be measured,

And the foundations of the earth searched out beneath,

I will also cast off all the seed of Israel

For all that they have done, says the LORD.

[HIGHLANDERxMCLAMBIE]

Q: ever heard of quantum pysics?  Q: do you know what the energy is called that holds the atom together? A: electromagnetic waves. Q: do you know what an electromagnetic wave is? A: LIGHT. atoms cannot hold together and form "matter" unless there is first light to hold it together (scientific fact). do you know what god created in genesis 1:3 LIGHT!

[xthantos]

@HIGHLANDERxMCLAMBIE Thats kind of a moot point. In any story he would create light first. How else was he supposed to see what he was doing if he did'nt turn lights on first. Pretty hard to build a universe in the dark.

[HIGHLANDERxMCLAMBIE]

@xthantos "Thats kind of a moot point. In any story he would create light first"

yes indeed, he did. right at the very begining of the bible..

Genesis 1:3 (New King James Version) 3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.

[finnsia]

Very funny but there were too flaws that should be pointed out in that clip that you replied to.

[cabot2jville2010]

HAHAHA..you have to really over exaggerate that fucker..ANYWAYS lol

[MrHardcoreHolland]

in a few hundred years there are no more believes, to bad those pancakes aren't around to see it anymore

what's is going to happen with al the churches when they don't get money anymore to maintain their buildings because people arent afraid anymore of hell

[xthantos]

@MrHardcoreHolland They are actually the richest dynasties in the entire world. They are fine for money dude.

[pyroblazer77]

whoever made this video is a faggot who obviously likes to make fun of people. In my opinion, he is just persecuting people for their religion.

[cabot2jville2010]

um how is he persecuting them for their religion!? he's just pointing out the fail of the grammar in the video, and putting out how pathetically weak the "arguement" is in this video

[mat830328]

hahaha.. certainly you are not well educated

[XxsolusxX]

note on the proofreading: 'further' refers to extent; it should be 'farther'

[Teirusu155]

I wanted to say that lol, I just watched Finding Forrester the other day when I saw this

[XxsolusxX]

Free narration- and proofreading? Hell, yea! Are you taking contracts?

[KeepFreeSpeechFree]

and I don't think it's "our solar systems, planets," I think it's "our solar system's planets"

[Teirusu155]

grammar correction is funny :)

[bubmaster17]

LOL that was funny good narrating you manage to correct almost if not all errors there......or......their......­i for got which one to use WHATEVER i dont i care you know what i mean (-_-) anyway your pretty funny lol XD 5/5 stars

[BuildGodThenDance]

lmao I love this

[dglantz]

That's exactly what I'm talking about you fuck. I don't care if I use the wrong word and People don't care for you and your comments. YOU'RE not funny.

[TheGunpowderTreason]

I'm confused...are you complaining about the video, my style of humor or the fact that I felt compelled to correct an irrelevantly minor and pointless grammatical mistake in your last post? This is sounding more and more like trolling for attention than you doing anything even partially worthwhile. Please do something remotely constructive from your small corner of the world or find somewhere else to dredge for sympathy.

[segmemtum]

hahaha this is funny. Please make more fun of them because there is not one word of wisdom or true word in their video. its just pure stupidity.

[dglantz]

Wow. I love how People think they know everything and are so funny. Dude, get a life. Like your some scientist. Your an idiot

[TheGunpowderTreason]

"Wow. I love how People think they know everything and are so funny."

-Really? I think people who claim to know everything are delusional and just a wee bit narcissistic, so I'd never claim that. On occasion I do know more about a certain subject than other people though, as you know more about certain subjects than I.

"Dude, get a life. Like your some scientist. Your an idiot"

-I think you want to use the contraction 'you're' and not 'your' in this case. Just the English teacher in me.

[dave28lax]

V funny. Though you missed at least one mistake - you said "most powerful" at 5:28 but text read "post powerful".

And if you like Brian Blessed you should see him on "Have I Got News For You" (clips on youtube) - he's stark raving bonkers.

[TheGunpowderTreason]

I wish he would do more "Have I Got News For You!", or that the producers of the show would make him a permanent host...yes he was ravingly bonkers, but that's how I like him.

And good eye...I totally missed that one at 5:28.

[ozmoroid]

Absolutely golden. I had come across the "Big Bang is a Lie" video earlier and was still scratching my head about the peas in the kitchen thing. How do you respond to something like that? Answer - you don't. You just lampoon the bull**** out of it as you've so skillfully done in your video. (please read following in loud voice) FIVE STARS TO YOU!

[LeRob2]

The funny thing is the Big Bang is evidence for design.

[KungPowza]

This is hilarious!

[VENGEFULSPIRITof911]

Do you have any thing better to do?

[snlfarley]

HA! well done gunpowder.

[Husken90]

Love it! 5/5

[UNFFwildcard]

"Damn it, who proof-read this?"

Lmao, I can't stop laughing!

[unixhead101]

Loved it, more like that please.

[Galactus78]

Brian Blessed would be proud

[Redwolf2565]

Very nice. I laughed and then I just kept laughing. Well played...

See you in Dec...

[qiranger]

When anyone posts their views... I always get a kick when they fail to read their own posts.

[HumanStrategy]

Your commentary is hilarious^^

Great job!*

[garith21]

Ahh, the hilarity, with the reasoning of creationists we could disprove gravity with flying, gliding objects or satellites.

Thanks for reading that out loud. It reminded me of "sentence structure with Sarah Palin"

[Chiger23]

lmao what a retard evolutionists and big bang theorists are not the same god dam thing, I mean Christians would probably get pissed when I call them Catholics. Great vid tgt just reading the text is funny enough but you went above and beyond.

[PerishBrave]

ya edited this for the lulz, i assume? haha.