The Secret to WINNING in America...

[casinohijack]

What about Ron Paul? He is from Texas and wants to legalize marijuana. You think your so damn funny find some jokes about legalizing marijuana you you california surfing hippie.

[malx2p0]

where's the video where you're doing commentary on that horror movie about popcorn i looked on both channels and i can't find it. also fyi the ad to the right says wish them luck with a picture of the obamas lol YES WE ALL CAN YALL

[HollieJandherlife]

the secret to winning in america is to impress me :D because if not @richardland and chuck norris will destroy you. it's not that hard: compliment my ninja turtle p.j.'s, laugh at my jokes even when they're lame, and give me batman cookies:D

[richardland]

@HollieJandherlife strategy noted. brb. i have baking to do soon as i find my bat logo cutter

[HollieJandherlife]

@richardland lol I'll call chuck..

[richardland]

@HollieJandherlife not necessary. just think of him. although he ignores our cries for mercy, he does listen to our prayers.

[soraworldseen]

the only reason people voted for Obama is because they wanted to make history with the first black president. They didn't care about what he could do. Thus the results... And before anyone comes at me, I'm black.

[Lidstir]

Don't forget your twang when you run for president Richard!

[richardland]

@Lidstir i totes wont

[ValGomez95]

I have now finished watching the whole video. I'd vote for you and your awkward smile. XD

[richardland]

@ValGomez95 then everything is going according to plan

[ValGomez95]

Lmfao "Don't awkwardly scratch your foot like that." I love you.

[Brookerdoo]

This video made my terrible day about 10xs better. Thank god for richardland.

[richardland]

@Brookerdoo I'm just here to serve the people!

[firewindice17]

you make me worry and make me happy at the same. you confuse my feelings

[nickypickysticky8]

you're a beautiful person. i hope you know that.

future husband. ;)

[richardland]

@nickypickysticky8 i do now! woot

[Penduluman]

I wonder if you actually ever cut anything out. If you actually do and it's not part of the skit, you should make a video completely with deleted scenes.

[californiasunshineee]

Richard for president.

[richardland]

@californiasunshineee [of earth]

[JumboFries81]

@richardland of galaxy

[richardland]

@JumboFries81 I accept your nomination...

[natsishere]

You changed the name of the video while I was watching. Sneaky sneaky.

[bbbckcal]

[etiquette]

-Fingering NO.

-gentle fist YES…. o.0 ?



[richardland]

@bbbckcal i dont get it but will agree for the sake of it, sure.

[bbbckcal]

@richardland podium etiquette is fine, but pointing a finger is justified some times. I think : )

[richardland]

@bbbckcal ahh. nice. 10 points for making a quality reference to the substance of the video while stumping the person who made it. good work!

[ForwardEarth]

Thumbed up, favorited, shared.

[richardland]

@ForwardEarth i wonder if people knew that i orgasmed with tears of gratitude in my eyes when people do this, if they'd do it more. probably not. but bless you.

[beepvoiture]

I want to see a cartoon of the inner workings of your brain. You know... like lots of mini Richards searching through file cabinets of genius looking for something to say

[evmoneyTV]

also, once you brought out presidential candidate richard, I'd vote for you for anything

[evmoneyTV]

I think the truly capable people aren't running for President because they know the tough solutions won't get them voted in, they'd never get Congress to pass the tough solutions, and they'd be blamed for the coming inflation problems anyway.

[richardland]

@evmoneyTV hm. i think the top 3 or 4 running are "capable", i just think everyone besides the two I mentioned would do a shittacular job, including the incumbent. but maybe thats what you meant by capable (as in "capable of doing it well"). you may be right.

[TheRightDecision]

I still don't get how is it possible that you don't get millions of views.

[richardland]

@TheRightDecision did you thumb-up and favorite this video? thats part of the reason... the rest is just on me not being good at stuff.

[Monobueno18]

That was an amazing Walken impression XD

Since I'm always going to compare the current president to Bush, Obama is doing a good job. I hated Bush...

Richard for president! XD

[Saldrintj]

Obama isn't cool. hes an angry idiot and he proves it every time he opens his mouth.

[theenglishteacher33]

As usual, I had lots of fun watching your video. But I wonder how u find time to breathe and talk at the same time, lol !

[richardland]

@theenglishteacher33 silly things like breathing and sleeping and having self respect and emotions are things of but mere mortals. i have no interest in them.

[lacarneinflamare]

@richardland Jesus, you DID come... The church folk said you would. :D Come on, Richard - walk on water. Do it for me! :D

[richardland]

@lacarneinflamare that's a trick i reserve for my audiences at weddings and bot mitzvahs

[theenglishteacher33]

@richardland Hahaha !!! I guess I am a mere mortal because I always come back for one more dose of Richard insanity to make me smile. I think I am a Richaddict !!!

[Praxxus55712]

11 minutes of ADHD with Richard! LOL Very cool indeed. :)

[richardland]

@Praxxus55712 glad you liked i---omg, this one time i was at a bus stop and saw a dirty hobo take a dump behind a tree and wipe with a leaf. true story!

[mjddoo]

Dear Richard, You are a great person to wake up to.. Thank you for the big smile I have on my freshly brushed teeth... My King! Love you, now I can go to Topanga Plaza & mindlessly spend all my remaining Christmas money .... Happily aware that you have our government in check. Michael

[richardland]

@mjddoo aw shucks. you didnt have to go all the way to T-Plaza to get stuff off my Amazon wishlist, silly! but if you're just price comparing, i understand. <3

[TheElleLyn]

Presidential candidates should cite Batman in their speeches. Gold!

[richardland]

@TheElleLyn guaranteed bump in the polls if they do

[TomCoteMusic]

I did NOT have 11 minutes to watch this video because I'm running late.......I couldn't shut the stupid thing off and now I'm late.....thanks a lot man...

[richardland]

@TomCoteMusic since i take precedence over all things, i apologize for nothing. however... im sorry.

[DestroyaDoll]

Dayum, boiiii!! You do a bloody brilliant Christopher Walken impression!

[richardland]

@DestroyaDoll i whant yu to know... that im typing, this COMMENT. in a Christopher Walken VOICE. when i say... thank you.

[DestroyaDoll]

@richardland -- Sexy! :x

[Aerboi98]

Batman Returns. Yes. YES!!!! Yes we can

[QuartuvLarry]

Against Ron Paul, Obama is pavement pizza.

[kubaniski]

Ron Paul!!

[ButlerLewis]

Good to know I'm not the only person up this late.