DON'T FLOP - Wizard Vs Stowaway *FUNNY RAP BATTLE*

[scurjeesl3]

wizard chats like a killer, really? he looks a bit neeky tbh

[motherstattoos]

Wiz is brilliant, more battles from that side of beef with eyes and teeth

[JohnCavalier92]

whats the song in the intro????

[icame2tripout]

i dont knormally comment but u americans are fucking ignorant internet money fukin jokers

[MrKlavuhn]

british try so hard to be american

[MrCrAzE92]

@MrKlavuhn Hahaha... Stop Chatting Bull Shit...

You Invented Rap

We Just Set The Standard For It....

Some British Battlers Slaughter Americans Daily In Events..

Just Americans Can't Take loosing to Great Britain!

[MrKlavuhn]

@MrCrAzE92 your rappers are not better. stop jocking off of america.

July 4, 1776 :)

[MrCrAzE92]

@MrKlavuhn Hahaha

I guessed you would put something back like that..

All americans Think They own shit when really they owe The Great British Empire

Everything..

We gave you independence you stupid little bitch..

[MrKlavuhn]

@MrCrAzE92 you gave us independence by being little bitches and not being able to fight farmers...

so thank you for being little bitches

[MrCrAzE92]

@MrKlavuhn Haha Your the most Dumbest Person I have seen comment on youtube..

The USA Owes The UK almost $350 billion

Plus Your country is in HUGE Debt to other countrys.

Your goverment is fucking you over.

And Our Countrys Are Laughing At you

Our queen Owns So much land You americans would dream of having. The value of her land holding. £17,600,000,000,000 (approx)

Queen Elizabeth II, head of state of the United Kingdom and of 31 other states and territories, The Largest Land Owner In The world

[MrKlavuhn]

@MrCrAzE92 you couldnt even finish your first sentence without having improper grammar. so how the hell am i dumb. who cares if you keep laughing at us? as long as you buy our exports than its all good. and btw

our land 3.8 million sq miles>your land 89,000 sq miles.

so technically america owns more than 380 times the amount of land that the british own:) isnt that funny

[MrCrAzE92]

@MrKlavuhn You Chat Shit... Your Country Would not Even Be here if it was not for the United Kingdom...

Swallow Your American Pride Bitch

[MrKlavuhn]

@MrCrAzE92 your country wouldnt even exist if we didnt help you out in world war 1... or world war 2. so shutup you cant win. oh and btw what are you on right now? the internet. something an american invented. same with the light bulbs in your house and electricity that runs them. the gas you put in your car all because america controls the middle east and is able to get all the oil out of there. without america europe would be fucked. and guess who else is asking america for a TRILLION DOLLARS!

[MrKlavuhn]

@MrCrAzE92 so not only is your country weak shit but europe is as well. every move your country does is only made if the united states approves of it. enjoy paying your internet bill and phone bill and xbox live bill cause all that money goes right to us(: smile its a good day.

[MrCrAzE92]

@MrKlavuhn Hahahaha! You fucking idiot..

“Queen Elizabeth II the largest landowner on Earth.”

Queen Elizabeth II, head of state of the United Kingdom and of 31 other states and territories, is the legal owner of about 6,600 million acres of land, one sixth of the earth’s non ocean surface.

Now go swallow a razor blade and shut the fuck up..

[MrKlavuhn]

@MrCrAzE92 you know that 4 million square miles is more than 6 million acres right...

ya know its hard to argue with someone who thinks wrong=right. cause the more i prove you wrong it just makes you feel smarter somehow. and does all this mean that you dont own any land? she owns all of the land in england? cause thats funny. i have my own property. i can actually call it private property. its a good feeling.

[MrKlavuhn]

@MrKlavuhn without her being associated with canada she owns almost nothing

[Sam1878Henry]

@MrKlavuhn HAHAHA no we don't try to be American

[MrKlavuhn]

@Sam1878Henry then get off the internet

[Sam1878Henry]

@MrKlavuhn ????????????

[MisterWilsonTV]

i dont care if wizard is 0-50, keep giving him battles!

[Jurassic54Life]

Wizard is too funny, Originality

[aleiss28]

HAHAHA its really not a contest comparing rhymes between a science geek whos style is deep and a giant side of beef with eyes and teeth!!

[IllastrateTV]

Wizard took that easy

[dragonzord250]

Stowaway = If David Mitchell was a battle rapper

[mushsykes]

your girlfriend, what a whore. that bitch could suck a watermelon through a McDonalds straw!

[NewEraEnt34]

"and the only things hes sparking are cigs, splifs and cookers" - haha!!

[cosanostrakriminal]

Wizard is hilarious. The guy cracks me up. Still though, stowaway took it easily.

[barenoizedub]

wizard sounds like lee nelson...

[wonderboy26]

Stowaway takes this easy, Wizard's not even in the same league.

[SKRiiLLa]

TENCHOO vs WIZARD!

[SKRiiLLa]

@shiftas2 i doubt it very much

[greenday21]

chimps brain.big frame.kids face ha 

[mikeytoon24]

Stowaway is brilliant - very, very clever battler. Needs to get a top tier opponent.

[greenday21]

@mikeytoon24 he has.but yeah he should get more he hardly ever chokes and is allways funny and dope

[NewEraEnt34]

@mikeytoon24 well he battled Henry Bowers from sweeden, that was a sick battle

[OldBillSykes]

this bloke is a joke - smells of fags and you dont even smoke

[bizonmaciej]

this battle deserves more veiws

[johannes14]

that intro beat is magnificent

[fazlam]

I fucking hate stowaways monotone voice and he lost this.

[mcerlane]

LONELY EGYPTIAN

[InuvikPhil]

I love GUN BARS

[bjhardin13]

always pan ur crackel to the left!!!!!

[CaptainAidan]

funny as fuck, stowaway took it pretty easily though, one of my favourites in DF

[preconditional]

1all.yeah nice light effects.big network there also.thanks

[mistacoz]

"Die Slow!" The comic timing in that was genius.

[josepharake]

"Yo and you've got poo music"....CRACK UP!

Neither dudes take themselves too seriously which is always a good thing when two white Brits from fairly priveliged backgrounds go in on each other! I give it to Wiz purely because he came across less scripted and his incessant self big-ups are awesome. Anyone who opens a bar with "Big Wiz, I'm a G: I've got massive burners" is alright in my book.

[MrBigDaps]

The "lonely Egyptian..." line is one of the greatest moments in battle history.

If you think was being serious...... you're a plank.

[RAZZAONE1]

nice battle...

[RyanHHK]

love this battle..sick punchlines.

[grumpywilson83]

whats up with the fucking adds at the begining before you get to watch the battles ...lame shit

[Astyanax1000]

@grumpywilson83would you prefer to pay for the battles? Dumb mug,

[matthewcoslett]

Baffled why anyone thinks Wizard was dope in this battle. The gun-rhymes that he dropped were a mixture of cringe-worthy and awesome lol. It reminded me of when Kid Twist dropped his 'gangsta' bars against Fresco (Minus the irony). England has an identity in rap and we'll lose it if we just start doing bad impersonations of American rappers.

[mistacoz]

@matthewcoslett Yeah Wiz isn't trying to make you actually believe he packs guns bruv, its just for laughs. TBF it took me a minute to realise that myself. Then I noticed him cracking up to Stow's bars along with everyone else.

[matthewcoslett]

@mistacoz

Lol. I should've watched this a little more closely as I used an MP3 player without the video, so didn't see how ridiculous this was meant to be. I still think that Wizard needs to use less 'in a box' kinda schemes even in parody, but I will admit he wasn't as wack as I thought lol...

[mistacoz]

@matthewcoslett Yeah man, I believe Wiz is a producer first and foremost (a pretty good one too). This was his first solo battle having only done one or two 2on2s with Scizzahz, so it is what it is. I'm not really a fan of gun bars myself but when they're delivered by someone who's just there to entertain and not worried about winning or boosting a fake ego, its fine by me lol

[Peatcheo]

Wizard is funny as fuck! Really like Stowaway too! Great entertainment!

[xentech]

is wizard a parody? lol cant work him out but he makes me lol

[tri67ck]

stowaway - disciple with a fringe



[thebigtaz69]

Been a fan of Stowaway for time. He's sick. Respect to Wizard for the original idea but man has no flow at all.

[LyricalMurderer1]

this is ok, but when is ILLMAC vs. RBA dropping?

[vandal2008]

wizard is sick, no flow doe

[greenday21]

well Wizard was better than the last battle! funny battle

[mistacoz]

Wizard vs Deffinition. Only gun bars permitted, points deducted for any line that doesn't contain any gun references, bonus points for bad american accent..

[EzziiG]

Why do people keep saying shit like "l'll put you in a box" [insert punchline]..please stop it.

[ledgend209]

@EzziiG people keep saying punchlines like ''i'll put you in a box '' ...iz like saying i'll make you fall off the brick wall like humpty dumpty or something .....ha ahah ha haha hha

[sikoscot]

lonely egyptian the way i stay with the llama hahahahahahaha

[JaytotheJolly]

too jokes, the best part is when wizard says, "i got swagg".

[TheLaxLuther]

GUN RHYME PUNCHLINE FESTIVALS FTW!!!! fuck that wet ass bulshit stowaway was comin with ....bullshit wet as fuck southern bristol gimps

[MrJdm998]

If you're whining about Wizard's gun bars, you're an idiot. He's obviesly not being serious which is what makes it funny. Plus they're good, so who care show white and posh he is. If you don't udnerstand he's not serious, just close the window, this battle isn't for you.

[DuffyConnor]

Brighton battles are the best

[ledgy87]

Hines' intro beat is amazing... get your cello out! haha

[eyedea222000]

stay with the lama line was halarious

[mattmingo111]

wizards raps a joke, he aint never gon see dollars man/ hes like a british hybrid cross of conceited and hollohan- BUT SHIT lol

[imrank123]

if I could take wizard seriously, he would actually be a pretty good battle rapper...

[SW1882]

never heard gun bars with such a posh accent. sounds strange.

[Alex703rockstar]

@SW1882 Well it seems like he's not taking them so seriously is he?

[SW1882]

@Alex703rockstar its not something to joke about, especially when he is trying to portray a gangster image (gold chains etc)

[snowspells]

Biting from WRC final, battle 1

Eiffel - Eye-full (possessed)

Pair of eyes and teeth (illmac)

[StickyJargon]

Wizard i mean

[StickyJargon]

Storaway sounds like hes trying to take the piss out of himself.

[shottawayne]

Anyone else thing Wizard sounds like Scizzahz 

[Blazin50s]

@shottawayne

their in a group. "Osbz".

[ivano1987]

LOL at that gun talk xD

Die slow..

[AgentMartino47xD]

stowaway had tht 1. easy.

[babysnoize]

lmfao, his gun shoots money. . . . BARS!!!

[LinguisticsTV]

10:50 ..... sorry what was that?

[Alex703rockstar]

Damn Hines looks like Jake Gyllenhaal here. Hilarious battle!

[SammyJ21]

Wiz... Stop using Yank vocab!!! All his gunplay is generic and played out, his multies are irrelevant to the punchline, whereas Stoaway was much fresher with concepts and just had funnier bars anyway

[Hazzleguy1]

@TClementsUK1 yeah but his flowss not quite on point

[dapcduck22]

stowawy is fucking lame....u cant flow

[dapcduck22]

@TClementsUK1 but he cant flow

[shanmikeable]

i love battles like this.. great vibes and both did pretty damn good.. wizards gunbarz are topnotch haha... if i haaad to give it though.. wizard.. for some reason the ornamental railing KILLED me

[nash06]

this is better then most of the shit on grindtime sick battle right decision too stowaway got this

[SKRiiLLa]

wizard got bars......

[modusops]

Funny funny funny

[bardin84]

Both were on top form, i love hoe wizard uses gun bars but does not take it all serious! big up Wizard and Stowaway sick shit!

[definition1988]

Wooooooo

[TheHeaviestHookUps]

Best battle for a while

[InuvikPhil]

I LOVE GUN BARS

great lines here, "I'm like a doctor's waiting room, when I make that appointment all you see is magazines."

Classic lines!

[SammyTman89]

Thats was funny as hell, good show!!

[zulukydd]

lol cool battle in a long time

[fazlam]

with that beard you look about 32

but that's ookay

because i bang women that are 32

PAUSE!!!!!!!!

[RhinoDigital]

Hard to judge bc they both did well at two different styles. I guess it comes down to preference.... Slight edge to either one..

[RhinoDigital]

" I will out sarcastic you. " haha lmao

[RhinoDigital]

" Someone said big-up yourself Wizard and he took it too literally. "

[RhinoDigital]

" You brought guns to a brain fight. " ... Body Bag !

[Blazin50s]

Wizard can't be serious. That why this is jokes. some of them gun punchlines were actually creative too. Wizard should join rap is a joke lol.

Stowaway is developing quickly. Good Battle.

[cryptozoology4life]

Stowaway looks like Eyedea.

[darrylprojectile]

class battle

[lukeypie]

I've got a gun that shoots money. DAYM SON

[JesseRoyle1]

stowaway killed it..

[Astyanax1000]

stay with a llama ahahahha

[CalvinHussey1985]

Wizard's gotten a lot better for sure,but Stowaway got that. Best battle of the event so far dropped so far (mot including freestyle). Big up Jaye Guevara!

[MrSufocate]

Stowaway for me but both were good to watch

[SENZBIRMZ]

STOWAWAYS HAIR!!

[jackaltraceur]

Wiz got bodied in the second round. Stowaway is too much for him.

[ctfc92]

i swear people are just laughing AT wizard than with him

[TheKlingonFarmer]

wigga please.

[jesterjacobs]

MY RUM AND COCK??

[3593997]

heavy intro

[HolySativa]

Big woop wanna fight about it?

[choros4]

I cant decide if people were laughing with wizard or laughing at wizard

[KabukiZombieWarrior]

Couldn't even watch Wizard. Stowaway for the win!

[AllezRock2009]

So good, super battle. Hilarious.

[ABNORMAL77]

Big Battle, Wiz won this hands down for me those gun bars were off the chain, feel he got done over a bit, do like stowaway though some of them bars were huge!

[1Prevent]

stowaways mad funny

[mcoshea83]

i was pissin meself watching this fucking hilarious

[phazeBITCH]

big



[simplelife88393]

lol why the fuck is people from brighton doing gun bars? funny though

[adsy999]

must of just went up this second