look up "Ask Raptor Jesus" For all who wish to see the origin of Raptor Jesus.... and yes... Raptor Jesus is Australian... Long live our sexy Raptor Saviour, for we have succulent livers.
And as the child did fall to his knees in prayer, begging for salvation, our lord and savior Raptor Jesus stepped forth from the crowd, shrouded in the light of a million raves. "Rise my son, and join the velocirave!" The lord has spoken.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! -XD
mattjamesguidry 2 weeks ago
look up "Ask Raptor Jesus" For all who wish to see the origin of Raptor Jesus.... and yes... Raptor Jesus is Australian... Long live our sexy Raptor Saviour, for we have succulent livers.
masonpatrickwebb 1 month ago
@masonpatrickwebb No, Raptor Jesus is a Meme presumably from 4chan, it appeared around 2005 while the video from sexual lobster was uploaded in 2010.
UnehrenhafteWolf 1 month ago
All hail Raptor Jesus.
MiracleGrim 1 month ago
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@DarkHunter8999 @Ithelios @VampireMonkeyCRX @slothmonkeyflms Need Your Lovin by Hixxy and Recon
WeWereTheStorm 1 month ago
To watch this your welcome
asegala96 1 month ago
Do not recommend for people with epilepsy
asegala96 1 month ago
What the dick?! Am I missing something here?
Andrewwithpeace 1 month ago
@Andrewwithpeace Yes
gameaddition 4 weeks ago
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TheHappyCheeze 1 month ago
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he extinct for our sins :)
IBroLLyISePhIrOtH 1 month ago
16 people don't have succulent livers!
CaveTro11 1 month ago
I could hardly look at it without my eyes burning...
lalathefox 1 month ago
damna argonians
dhvtl 1 month ago
My brain is in straight up mud right now. :p
Joshashanna 2 months ago
what the fuck did i get my self into?
qpXILEqp 2 months ago
Wait...how did I get here?
SpectreEclipse 2 months ago
My life is complete. [dies]
redaustin103 2 months ago
my brain is full of fuck O-0
Arthos455 2 months ago
Hey it's my church!
DADINOMASTER 2 months ago
THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?
MrHatsAndClogs 2 months ago
DUDE I THINK I SAW MY COUSIN THERE
TheWhatisjuice 2 months ago
I'm on the weird part of YouTube again..
RedSpycrab 2 months ago
WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL PARTY HARD!
moastytoasty54 2 months ago
wanting to know where to get a mask like that, and if i can get 1 that looks like my Argonian
DarkSpyro29 2 months ago
Hail to the one true god!
PfhUkJiu101 2 months ago 10
I got the music! Hixxy & Re-Con - Need Your Loving
Knarta 2 months ago 3
EVEYONE LUV TEH ARGONIANS!
ArmyOfWalrus 2 months ago 2
HE WENT EXTINCT FOR OUR SINS, and
THOU WHO HAS NOT SINNED SHALL KICK THE FIRST ASS!
ragdoll433 3 months ago 2
Still watching it...
thisisjustabackupacc 3 months ago
I have replayed this video over 20 times today...its also my screen saver...
thisisjustabackupacc 3 months ago
Oh my God that was so awesome!
thisisjustabackupacc 3 months ago
PARTY HARD
SinDawg030 3 months ago
Cee
joxnathan 3 months ago
FUCKIN EPILIPCY FOR EVERYWON
cpackwood1 3 months ago
This is what the Holy Rollers would be if they were cool.
MyChemicalBromance 3 months ago
I'm crying this was so funny.
TheMisterGalaxy 4 months ago
im an epileptic and this video gave me a seizure...get ready for a lawsuit BIATCH!!!
shurland2 4 months ago
@shurland2 It's no where near 8Hz for one thing, and two, I really doubt you're an eggplant.
MyChemicalBromance 3 months ago
@MyChemicalBromance I sure you sir. i am indeed an eggplant and jokes on you buster because i dont know what Hz is :p
shurland2 3 months ago
i. need. rapter. Jesus. to. bite. me . so i may become one!!!!!!
java100man 4 months ago
what the hell?
MrKingclownfish 4 months ago
MOTHER FUKKIN VELOCIRAPTURE!!
theheretic133 4 months ago
WTF!! lol
watchmen22 4 months ago
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MaxterandKiwiKing 4 months ago
worship the fucking raptor jesus
Abstergo92 5 months ago in playlist Liked
And as the child did fall to his knees in prayer, begging for salvation, our lord and savior Raptor Jesus stepped forth from the crowd, shrouded in the light of a million raves. "Rise my son, and join the velocirave!" The lord has spoken.
Blahblahblaafmn 5 months ago
I like the idea of raptor jesus better than the regular guy.
DrakojanOne 6 months ago
Amazing
Pantsma 6 months ago
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H̬̭͕̠̭͔ͥͥ̄̂̌͒͗̀e̶̮̣̋͆ͨ́̀̚ ͔̤ͤ̋̉͠c̺̪̫̜̺͕̄̈ͣͣ̈́ͦ́o̸̧̲͓͔͔̪͈̠̖ͤ̏m̸̪̺̦̞͚̭̺̤̫ͨe̋́ͣ͑̐ͤͮ҉̰͍̺͉͕̺͎͖s̡̻̦̤͌͒
iasnb17yt 6 months ago
that's not raptor jesus that's a psycho bible camp.
apolllos7 6 months ago
Give me the name of this song so I can rave my tits off
thekilladave101 6 months ago
Hixxy & Re-Con - Need Your Loving
copy and paste in search to find song :D
Guitarman7E7 7 months ago
he extinct for our sins :)
chesleycareystar 8 months ago
H̬̭͕̠̭͔ͥͥ̄̂̌͒͗̀e̶̮̣̋͆ͨ́̀̚ ͔̤ͤ̋̉͠c̺̪̫̜̺͕̄̈ͣͣ̈́ͦ́o̸̧̲͓͔͔̪͈̠̖ͤ̏m̸̪̺̦̞͚̭̺̤̫ͨe̋́ͣ͑̐ͤͮ҉̰͍̺͉͕̺͎͖s̡̻̦̤͌͒
dylbyl1234 8 months ago
I love this song, but don't know the name, sadface. H̬̭͕̠̭͔ͥͥ̄̂̌͒͗̀e̶̮̣̋͆ͨ́̀̚ ͔̤ͤ̋̉͠c̺̪̫̜̺͕̄̈ͣͣ̈́ͦ́o̸̧̲͓͔͔̪͈̠̖ͤ̏m̸̪̺̦̞͚̭̺̤̫ͨe̋́ͣ͑̐ͤͮ҉̰͍̺͉͕̺͎͖s̡̻̦̤͌͒
devilpengui 8 months ago
@devilpengui
Z̤̟͍̖͇͓͖̠̯͚̘̗̞͓ͮͨ́͛͐͊̓ẫ̼̰̬͔͇̲͚̰̯͇͙͖͚ͫ̿̍ͩͬͪͧ̃̽ͫ͂͌͐ͅl͈͚̯̤̲ͯ̾̓̂̍́̂̑̑̾͑͐̾̾͑̽g̦̮͓̮̳̘̤̪̤̘̬̫ͤ̏̾ͥ͆̒ͯ̋͆̄͋̏̎͂́̈ͥͥo̺̙̱̩͕͉͔͈̞̳͎͙̽̀ͦ̈́͆ͫ͑̅ͦͩ̓͋ͦ̇̅ͫ̐ͅ
Zdem0Z 8 months ago
All hail raptor Jessus
crackoncocaine 9 months ago 2
raptor jesssssuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssss
IBroLLyISePhIrOtH 9 months ago
is this real i mean he is in a cartoon
littleminigun 10 months ago
@littleminigun Of course he's real, heathen!! :(
CalicoVall 10 months ago
@littleminigun He went extinct for our sins... your sins
Jizeff79 10 months ago
Hilarious!! I love it!
fkcyou 10 months ago
He went extinct for or sins!! So let's have a rave party!!! >:D
RandomCommenter707 11 months ago
why was that kid crying?
KinetsuHyabusa4 1 year ago
@KinetsuHyabusa4 He couldn't help but cry at the epicness of Raptor Jesus!! :O
Didn't you?
RandomCommenter707 11 months ago
@RandomCommenter707 ....... yes
KinetsuHyabusa4 11 months ago
@KinetsuHyabusa4 Cause she is about to be eaten by a huge fucking raptor.
Mossgate97 9 months ago
Okay, guys. I honestly can't remember the name of the song in this video. I just sorta downloaded it off of some random techno channel.
ratboysgirl1013 1 year ago 18
@ratboysgirl1013 Hixxy & Re-Con - Need Your Loving
/watch?v=TD3j406-Kpo
mattym129 11 months ago
@ratboysgirl1013 Hixxy & Re-Con - Need your loving
philz02 3 weeks ago
@philz02 Shazam ftw
philz02 3 weeks ago
LoL XD, Hey can you please link me the song? It is indeed awesome, You are awesome as well thoughs ^__*
Auriuthalam 1 year ago
What the TriceraSatan?
THESUPERCAT64 1 year ago
Raptor Jesus the only deity that can be worshiped with a RAVE PARTY!!!
dragoncommander92 1 year ago 2
When the Velocirapture comes, only those with the freshest, most succulent livers will be saved!
raziel20k 1 year ago 151
@raziel20k Kevin Rudd, is that you?
TheBenEEeee 1 year ago 2
@raziel20k ..... for dessert....
KykioActa 7 months ago
@raziel20k I would think the brain would be the most nutritious, but who am I to say what such a powerful deity demands.
DADINOMASTER 2 months ago
@helion0076
Do you have succulant lipids.
ChicoElMexicano 1 year ago
where did raptor jesus come from?
Luxuxale 1 year ago
@Luxuxale jurassic park!
gbboi 1 year ago
@Luxuxale 4chan
PhysicsTroll 1 year ago
RAPTOOR JEESUUUUUSS
sampukko 1 year ago 69
ratboysgirl1013 i will send raptor jesus to your house if you dont tell me the name of the song.
Remember he can open doors !
BOWERYBOYNO1 1 year ago
I need to know this song. Please tell me.
VampireMonkeyCRX 1 year ago
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I'm 12 years old and what is this?
helion0076 1 year ago
What's this song?:)
Ithelios 1 year ago
WHAT.
IS.
THIS
TUNE?!!
DarkHunter8999 1 year ago
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WeWereTheStorm 1 month ago
my god..
icanhasiCEBEARx 1 year ago
EPILEPSY!!!
Xxninja195xX 1 year ago
You can't really see all the horror from this film in this hilarious gif loop.
SidOfOdin 1 year ago
song is epic what is it!
slothmonkeyfilms 2 years ago
what song is this its awesome
hateposers783 2 years ago
what is this from? i mean teh kids thing. is it from a movie?
puppeteers420 2 years ago 7
Jesus Camp.
ratboysgirl1013 2 years ago 37
@ratboysgirl1013 Were the lights apart of the movie? It seems like an acid trip with everyones favorite extinct messiah
Gamersquid 1 year ago
@ratboysgirl1013 lol for real. interesting movie
yeahthrowingdownroc 4 months ago
@puppeteers420 its a legit jesus camp.
SilencerLX 1 year ago
you don't even know
Rayner2791 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
ZeBananaMan 3 years ago
W T F ? ? ?
baldwinse 3 years ago
Lol, wtf!? XD!!!!! 5/5 great job Ratboysgirl1013!! lol
BlueAuraEX 3 years ago