How to Approach a Girl - Simple Tips

[thlegendishere2009]

wow this got be the dumbest here is how to pick up girls crap hey boys need lines men simple just take the girl home no lines needed

[losantos825]

You cant see mee lol

[lugata]

yeah girl, lets talk about starcraft:D thats so gosu

[EDTProductions]

So I got these laser beams for nothing? God dammit.

[WINNINGAM3S]

it only looks like rape to pussies

[1legendary7]

Ohhh i always thought i had to shoot laser beams out my ass... thanks guys should be easy now !

[RollingEight]

dude i wish i could do that

[thedecimateddreams]

How do you know when a girl likes you? Thumbs up so they can make a video on it!

[p4yz1]

@thedecimateddreams

Here's how to tell if a girl likes you :

- She asks you a lot of questions about yourself for seemingly no reason

- She stares into your eyes for long periods while you talk

- She always has a slight smile on her face as you talk

- She asks you about your ex-girlfriends/history

- She laughs at all your jokes no matter how lame they are

- She outright tells you she admires/respects you

- She asks you to do anything remotely close to a date and she's nervous doing so



[xnezar1]

so how to get a gf

[p4yz1]

@xnezar1 How to Get a Girlfriend :

Step 1. Meet at least 5 new girls a week, through as many ways as you can (Through friends, through the internet, through approaching random girls on the street)

Step 2. Invite them to do something with you, from talking a walk, to going shopping etc

Step 3. Enjoy this experience and see if you connect with her. If you do, move on to step 4, if not, repeat steps 1 through 3.

Step 4. After a few weeks of dating, ask her to be your girlfriend. Done.

[SorrowHarvester42]

... who doesnt live at home?

[dylandlima09]

i didnt want to facefuck my dog so i subscribed

[yscreth55]

that girl at 2:53 was driving the green hippie van

[royalclub148]

Jesse you are official : Taj Mahal Badalandabad.

[megalordcartman]

What to do against beeing friend-zoned?

[Firakz]

lol at the forever alone t-shirt

[TakeTehTip]

At 3:00 Shit, Ima Nigga, is that a camera?

[vincentkel]

Hey what did you say in the opener when you have the green umbrella ?? I cant hear :s

[dylandlima09]

guys i approached a random girl for the first time today at the autoshow and......i got her number!

GREAT SUCCESS! this could be the start of something great haha!

[Aty97coolguy]

wht song is tht in the begging and end

[anime7341]

How did my comment went on the Top Comments?

[RaptorButts]

LOVE your Forever Alone shirt

[piano0b]

3:19 wild paper appears

[surferdude0711]

shit, he plays starcraft? :D

[kristislt]

@rd950 That is a very good question sir!

[LN1992]

I don't have a dog.

[andrewSBlues]

Pick up girls as breakdancers.

[21MrTDawg]

Actually like the vid. cool channel

[DWOProductions]

so i just went out and i go in all confident and tell myself okay go hit on a girl try to talk to her and get her number but i always end up bitching out. i finally grew a pair and went up to a girl and tried to make small talk but ended up making a fool out of myself she ended up calling me a faggot as i walked away....i dont know why. but my question here is what do i talk about after i introduce myself? what do i say? how do i keep it flowing?

[IndianPrince04]

@DWOProductions Start off with the "your cute" compliment like Jesse mentions, and shake hands and tell her your name, and she'll tell you hers. Make a transition and make a comment about her (her name, her clothing style etc). Branch off of that and turn that into a convo if possible. Use the current situation and ask her where she's going, find one similarity and give her a high 5, tease her about something. Don't ask boring questions about her life, it kills the chemistry.

[BangSkeeet]

lol @ complimenting hot girls.

Come on son.

[Bhoutaildo]

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY !

[PhysStud2011]

This is probably the best advice I have ever received.

[MrGill0116]

lol yo the tikki bar is a good one, im using that one

[S65B40]

Lmao "THE GAYS"

[AppieHD]

Did anyone notice Theres no paper on table on left side 3:18 and look at 3:21 theres a paper on table :D Thumbs up if you noticed xD

[themaster91156]

@AppieHD wow wtf it just pops out in the corner of your eye

[lwsy]

you guys are angels. thx a lot.

[hathorrox]

0:58 if a guy said that to me i would slap him for real

[Dumkoednub]

@hathorrox you would deep throat his dick and chute his jizz down.

[hathorrox]

@Dumkoednub ew i'm gonna throw up now u fuckin troll

[Dumkoednub]

@hathorrox , ya... act like u've never gurgled cum.

[SoCalxSidewinder]

@hathorrox HAHAHA I think Dumkoenub/Ted Bundy is a real Ladies man. These nerds don't know how to get at a Babydoll/Dream Girl as fine as yourself. A Heartbreaker like me, got all my game from my Daddy. How is this line ' You're pretty, if you were my GF I'd spend all my check on gifts for you and Happymeals for your cubs, just like Topgirl'? : P

[hathorrox]

@SoCalxSidewinder Reminds me of back in high school when a guy was like you're pretty, I will miss you. I made you a special painting...and it was a piece of shit. Like he painted a pile of brown shit on the grass.

[Mackoek]

YOU CANT SEE ME, seriously lolled hard, great stuff guys. wish I found this channel earlier.

[belthazormn1]

Where is all this shot?

[GETHIGHWIFME]

u cant see me

[krazaekid99]

yes we all have a home...

[JubbaJabbaJingleJam]

do you have to be hot to be able to do this ? :D

[p4yz1]

@JubbaJabbaJingleJam Simply put? No.

[maikelvliet]

3:00 mean mug

[metalaxiz]

Instant subscriber. Teach me Sense!!!!!!!

[bboyStuntZ]

AHHAHA HAHAHAHAHH THE ENDING!!

[MASTEROFTHEHERB]

JASON HOW BIGS YOUR PENIS #NOHOMO

[Obnoxiouskiddo]

maybe that shit works where ever the fuck you guy's come from, but it sure as HELL doesn't work over here, hahah you'll be laugh at in your FACE, and then you'll probably get a straight hit in the balls.

[NISMOfourhundredR]

@Obnoxiouskiddo way to live up to your name, brah. i live in vancouver... lots of "bitchy" asian chicks here and all of this shit works perfectly

[8xngc]

how do you keep the conversation elevated, i can't talk about my house and masturbation and expect to get laid at the end of the day

[ValeStuff]

I feel like a pimp after hearing these words of wisdom. Too bad I'm really not.

[Accipiter22]

Forever Alone shirt!!!

[anime7341]

How do you make yourself WANT to approach a girl?

[welshforever95]

@anime7341 theres nothing wrong with playing for the other team mate, im sure youll find a nice gay boyfriend...

[anime7341]

@welshforever95 LOL that's not what I mean. I'm Not gay. What I mean by making yourself Want to approach her I MEAN the FEAR that is in me is Stop me to Wanting to approach, because I've such a small ball right :(

[welshforever95]

@anime7341 Watch the Bitch Butterflies video man (Scared od Talking to Girls? - Simple Tips),should help you out.

[welshforever95]

@anime7341 yeah that "od" should be "of", sorry

[jingleman31]

@anime7341 You can get laid? If that doesn't motivate you, I don't know what will.

[BlySS93]

@anime7341 By not being gay

[sporeisGOD1]

@anime7341

Stop being a bich? or try out guys?

[stefdopekid]

@anime7341 why does this comment have loads of thumbs up. Are the ppl watching this video gay? anyways, if you desire; sex, a relationship, satisfaction of having women, to dominate women. you will WANT to approach. Basically if your a straight male chances are you will want to approach but are making excuses as to why your not going to.

[commandlz]

@anime7341

you stop jerking off. try it for a few days and see the magic happens.. :)

[PhysStud2011]

@commandlz Yup, it works...unfortunately i am now battling insomnia as a result. I havent masturbated in a week..but it looks like I'm suffering from withdrawals.

[RaptorButts]

@anime7341 Desire.

[ImmuneShooter]

@anime7341

Check your pants for an erection.

[Plxnk]

@anime7341 Do it or you get push ups.

[TheBlackKatana]

@anime7341 tug on your balls to remind yourself you're a man with needs.

[HataKare]

@anime7341 become straight.

[Joshp08]

@anime7341 stop masturbating until you do, no joke.

[Seedr0]

@anime7341 Stop masturbating.

Also, stop being gay.

[Hellz420]

@anime7341 sex

[BleednDreamz]

@anime7341 Really it just comes down to when do you ever not want to approach a girl? Most of the time you always are subconsciously wanting to meet new people and talk to them. However there is always that "Something" that holds you back from doing so?

It is not about "Want" it is simply about not giving a shit. When you go talk to a girl, don't go on the grounds of "I want to fuck this girl."

Go with the mindset that you are meeting a new person and whatever happens happens.

[anime7341]

@BleednDreamz that's a pretty good advice

[osborl12]

2:54 I like how he approaches wearing the forever alone tshirt.

[ZuluFightrunner]

Simple tips?. Be Good looking or be rich. Or get the girl drunk.

[Ravipewsh]

Sad virgins below me.

[bashardabst]

3:00 Ͽ_Ͽ

[WhomeverIWishToBe]

dude, how do you guys always know what im doing at the start of the video?

[jimbowaxo]

You forgot to mention that you must have thick skin because you will be rejected many times, but there will be those who will not reject. It's all a numbers game.

[SuperSkate411]

video starts: closes pornhub window and watchs the fucking video

[77dd2]

I tried to approach a girl... but then I took an arrow to the knee

[minhyukiii]

I happen to be in so much awkward situations when I'm out with friends. How can I get over this?

[moijesuismoi99]

hahaha that's cool man , how long do u talk to the girls for before leaving ? If I stay for too long the convo tends to get boring .

[JDynamix]

@moijesuismoi99 That's when you leave bro.

[moijesuismoi99]

@JDynamix Even if u talked for less than a minute ?Would that be alright?

[TheLordofConvix]

how did he know how I have another tab open to pr0n?

[Mrcabletwitch]

i face fu**ed my dog and clicked the subscribe

[2159money]

no way this doesnt come natural. some guys learn it quickly thou.

[yzwme586]

2:29 til he says "NEXT!" is some solid ass advice

[TheVVankBank]

jokes on you i already face fucked my dog

[OriginalKwan]

FOREVER ALONE T-SHIRT!!!!!

[Mariovegas101]

wooooaaaahhhhhhhhh bet thats the pick up notepad at 3:22 appearing from nowhere..........probably has all the numbers

[fitzgerald434]

Can talk about my penis?

[TIpsyJeepsy]

OMFG you simple pickup team. BIG BIG APPLAUSE and RESPECT. today was the first day i ought to try this 'education' of yours. thinking it would end in shambles and obvious failure, instead i now enjoy myself and find talking to women is more fun than ever. i would give you three anal sex and blowjobs for however you like it. (jokes) THANK U!

[yzwme586]

thumbs up if your computer is making a beeping noise

[PhamSpam]

How can you talk to a girl?without showing your desperateness

[Ripperu3001]

2:58 - Forever alone guy

[icekidchang]

what do you do when you for some reason cant think of what to say or the girl quiet and doesnt reply well

[blueray301]

the only problem is if you get rejected at school, than it would be akward as friends

[juliog5454]

Min 0: the guy to the left, the way he gazes his eyes is priceless

[digvj2208]

yeah guys go out there have some fun..dont be scared if the girl you are trying to approach is literally the hottest one out there....you will fail several times but thats the point you fall, you get up and you try again...thats life, thats how it goes..!

play small.....get small results and small failures

play big time and you will fail big time but the success you get is worth any failure...!!

[karolis685]

You guys are based in California right? As far as I know it's the most liberal/hippy place in the western world, and as I imagine the same applies for the women, hence I would imagine it's easier for you to get away with the everything you do, than it would be for guys in other countries

[juliog5454]

@karolis685 actually, in all of south america and europe the girls are way friendlier. Asians are too. Idk about Africa because I haven't met them, but African-American chicks are friendly too,so, cut the shit

[afromanftw]

@juliog5454 so the east coast sucks?

[juliog5454]

@afromanftw Hmmm..I'm in NYC, and the girls here are really friendly too. Not all, but most, especially girls from the Midwest : )

[LordPlatinum69]

BOOM!!! paper pops outta nowhere next to plant at 3:20 lol

[jimbo44556]

How can I sort out witch girls are jailbate or not?

[worier17]

your script at 03:18 next to the plant pot.

[ShadowMooose]

How do you tell if a girl likes you or not?

[esiuol360girl19]

@ShadowMooose well if she says 'fuck off' to you then, that probably means she's not interested :)

[MrXplat]

U guys are awesome lol. 2 days ago I tried to pick up girls cuz u guys aspire me. Now I got a gf. Lol she is so hot. Thanks guys

[MediocreMichael]

@MrXplat How did you do it? I want to get started!

[berni17c]

u guys amaze me. where/how did you guys learn all this? the confidence, the creativity, the approach style, the cocky funny banter? or does this just all come natural to you guys?

[SimplePickup]

@berni17c Definitely does not come natural. Just years and years of practice and tons of rejection. (Rejection isn't a bad thing btw, it's probably the most useful thing when it comes to 'picking up') 

[berni17c]

@SimplePickup i appreciate the honest response. im at a stage where, my approach anxiety has mostly faded, but the part of that tends to overthink what to say still creeps up on me every now n then. any tips on those with overthinker syndrome?

[SweetSinFZ]

@SimplePickup Have you heard of the mystery method? Im using that to pick up, knowledge is power?

[persianprince2012]

@SimplePickup

soo true guys.been there too. appreciate your honesty. keep it up.we are follwing up with ur works.

[Knightstrikes]

@SimplePickup

I actually think in the long run it becomes natural. its in our fucking man nature to pick up the opposite sex, no matter how you do it. Instincts will lead you to the promise land = Vaginas!!! ;) learn to fail before you succeed.

[natEmation]

yes sir, i'll close porntube right away

[diesel094]

Thanks Apu!

[markbakotic123]

... Starcraft.. :D

I would do that xD

[cheloo08]

3:00 "Forever Alone" T-shirt :))

[itsnot2l84sk8]

EPIC!!! You just got a new fan!

[TheBolt1992]

well, i have to go face fuck my dog.

[Bjornnoo]

i want that forever alone shirt

[BeeellyW]

dude this is sick

[fede22081]

you're awsome;)

[MrBeatzFactory]

magic paper appears on desk at 3:20

[TyeDye07]

 LmAoo At the RAPE comments .

[TyeDye07]

kissing random girls, your probably kissing some guys Jizz =/ eeww lol

[V1etBumP]

THA HELL I CANNOT FIND THE OUTROOOOOOO

[TheVvjd10]

Be Hold...!! The Magic Note!!! @3:20

[mcabsurdmc]

Forever alone T-shirt at 2:59

[shadow3974]

It's hard for me to talk to girl, I'm 20 but everybody thinks I'm still 16-17. I doubt you guys have any advice on that lol

[walruzz099]

Ok so I asked this girl at school where the bathrooms are then told her I lied and I just wanted to get in her pants. What do I do next?

[SupaTROopa2]

So, how do you get around being 20 but looking 17? Which is what most people guess my age is.

[Living2TheMax2]

@SupaTROopa2 lol its the opposite for me im 17 but people think im around 19-21

[SupaTROopa2]

@Living2TheMax2 I'll look 21 by the time I'm 25. And I'll look 25 by the time I'm 30.

Use your time wisely.

[TheMurderfaceX]

You can't see me. That was awesome lol

[spaekster]

*face fucks dog*

[DrDannyPoo14]

You should do a video on how to quickly tell if a girl likes you. Lol

[Dsgooden]

@DrDannyPoo14 Yeah I'd like to know this too, whether I'm doing it right or not.

[CzteryKun]

I lol'd when I saw his forever alone shirt xD

[mixedchocolate1012]

Fuck That... SimplePickup videos are my porn?

[254supermanful]

what does it mean when a girl approches you and asks for change and start a conversation but when you message her on fb it takes her ALOT of time to answer back

[rally4sport]

@254supermanful, it means you have no balls and need to get her numb er and call

[254supermanful]

@rally4sport uuhhhh i ask for her number but she said she didnt had a fone:/ and yes i have balls:P

[96515325]

@254supermanful It could mean alot. Seriously...

[MRMEEW]

@254supermanful maybe she got stuff to do. maybe she plays video games. maybe...it could be anything. you'd better call her. texting is the worst thing possible when it's about a girl.

[ossanamama92]

just wondering, what is the song you guys use for your intro? has a pretty nice beat.

[beest08041980]

subscribed!!



[mike82y]

those girls are just being nice to you retards

[Nicro327]

@mike82y Tell me why girls wear make-up, short shorts, really tight tops. They aren't being nice, they want your attention. You're just to pussy to give it to them.

[rendestroi1]

1:44 - That's how John Cena does it

[5mikewwe92]

@rendestroi1 Lol, yeah. The Rock probably just walks up asks them "Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?"

[MrFreshxKicks]

*opens up another tab for internet porn*

[heusspower]

post a starcraft cast of you playing

[Gigabowzerz]

If you can grab a girl wearing that shirt 3:00 you can do anything. THUMBS UP FOR ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!

[anthonycotillo]

turning off internet porn wait...almost..ok..i turned off what were you saying? pick up girls pretending to be deaf

[dandotreillydot42058]

you should have gone for the girl at 2:25 who walks in the backround

[lolrofl112]

How to talk with chicks on txt messengers

[0532MOET]

The odds of a woman liking a complete stranger nomatter what they looked like must be 100 to 1