A man once asked me what time it was, and I anally raped him while screaming about UFOs and David Icke. From what the police told me, this is considered socially awkward behavior (think the phrase "paranoid schizophrenia" might have come up once or twice, but the flying elves telling me to set things on fire were distracting me, so I can't be sure). How would a smooth player, like yourself, have managed the situation if someone asked you what time it was?
Omg you want soically awkward ill tell you. Once i met my friend who i haven't seen in 8 years and he told me "lets grab a bit". It was so awkward that i started talking about the mustard in the sandwish IN the resturant, and then starting talking about the weather. I was like holy mother fking shit :P. Ya, and i never heard from him again :/ Good video though.
I hope this wasnt a serious attempt. Youre playing on 2 extremes. You have a smooth black guy, the most socially acceptable person out there vs a nerdy kid with autism. No one acts like that in real life. What do you do when your friends get a new cool friend who doesnt pay attention to you and you try to be interested but when you talk youre ignored or not paid attention to? Try again...
still not proper etiquette by eating that muffin... the proper thing to do is to cut the muffin into a "bite-sized" piece, and bring that piece TO your mouth. Not lean in and eat it....
people need to grow up and quit ignoring the "awkward people" they are the ones with the knowledge and wisdom to guide your culture. Laugh at them and ignore them all you wish, the jokes on you.
argh waste of 6 minutes of my life. The socially awkward kid isn't really socially awkward at all he is just retarted; as such he doesn't exactly portray what shy/awkward people behave it. It seems like you are more preoccupied with demonstrating how much of a "player" you are rather than anything else
though i may be doing a good thing i wanna know how to talk to people not how to start i seem to give of a dick vibe and as a result have very few friends how do i talk to people
Guys, go to stopgivingafuck.(dot) com Best shit! It really changed my perception on life and women, this is amazing...definately a cure for social anything
Ok, seriously, walking around with your headphones in all the time sends the message that what you're listening to is more interesting than the people you're talking to. That's not exactly social or smooth.
I almos thought this would be helpful. Haha Good acting making it seem like that at first.
soridosuneku 12 hours ago
BAHAHA that was pretty funny xD
HanyuuCupid 3 weeks ago
Now that was awkward...
2Funny4YouMan 1 month ago
Wtf I thought that muffin was an avocado at first...
ShootNowAskLater01 1 month ago
k playa your not Mr. Manners just bite the damn muffin lol
noraa93 3 months ago
a muffin for lunch??? are you crazy???
fiorezazur 4 months ago
video made in the LA Buss Station
SuperBlueSky4ever 4 months ago
the bit at 0:45 made me laugh so hard!
xxguitargirl94xx 4 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahaaaa
cybilekevens 4 months ago
this was definatley taped in a mental institution.
jimmye147 4 months ago
we cant hear what he says.. isnt that the point of the vid? lol
MEOWGONEWILD 6 months ago 3
That shit scared me when he jumped ovver the counter.
thestupidone2011 6 months ago
lol what. the. fuck.
LBProductions511 6 months ago
A man once asked me what time it was, and I anally raped him while screaming about UFOs and David Icke. From what the police told me, this is considered socially awkward behavior (think the phrase "paranoid schizophrenia" might have come up once or twice, but the flying elves telling me to set things on fire were distracting me, so I can't be sure). How would a smooth player, like yourself, have managed the situation if someone asked you what time it was?
WildHunt25 6 months ago 2
Josh reminds me of Bevis
qundertowp 6 months ago
@qundertowp YUS!!!!
isaacisaac010 3 months ago
who in their right mind would act like that at a table?
adroitgenius2 6 months ago
...meth is a hell of a drug...
afromanex 7 months ago 2
LMAO omggg i love josh, i would def be friends with him :D
x3immabee 7 months ago 2
sadly I looked this up because I actually need it. unless im fucked up. then im good.
randomhatemail 7 months ago 4
Josh: WAHAHEHEAUH!!!! *continues staring at girl after she drops book*
roykoopa25 7 months ago
Omg you want soically awkward ill tell you. Once i met my friend who i haven't seen in 8 years and he told me "lets grab a bit". It was so awkward that i started talking about the mustard in the sandwish IN the resturant, and then starting talking about the weather. I was like holy mother fking shit :P. Ya, and i never heard from him again :/ Good video though.
lebanese996 8 months ago 7
@lebanese996 Ouch >_<
Hellsconsort 7 months ago
@lebanese996 haha wow...oh my fking god >.<
noraa93 3 months ago
I hope this wasnt a serious attempt. Youre playing on 2 extremes. You have a smooth black guy, the most socially acceptable person out there vs a nerdy kid with autism. No one acts like that in real life. What do you do when your friends get a new cool friend who doesnt pay attention to you and you try to be interested but when you talk youre ignored or not paid attention to? Try again...
Wulfgeir 8 months ago
this blakc guy is aweosme
drunkglitch 8 months ago
this video made me laugh so much
roykoopa25 8 months ago
i want cheetos now
SG02JATT 8 months ago
3:27 ;D
SidechainSound 8 months ago
still not proper etiquette by eating that muffin... the proper thing to do is to cut the muffin into a "bite-sized" piece, and bring that piece TO your mouth. Not lean in and eat it....
I love to smell my own farts and fuck my yacht
GishEagle 9 months ago
that muffin looks too rich in dark chocolate
Dakid015 9 months ago
The guy had his head phones on the WHOLE video. That bothered me
chrisjohnhurley 10 months ago
I can just tell the white guy is much funnier to be around, even though he's portrayed as a tard.
falcodarkzz 10 months ago
LEBRON? 4:43
getanej1001 10 months ago
hahahahhahahhahahaha
24LivingFlames 11 months ago
how is that a normal approach??? *random guy comes downstairs. sits right next to you. randomly shakes hand*
MrSqueakyBootz 11 months ago
if only it was as easy as he makes look
NbaLive4ever 11 months ago
CHEETOS!!
260james 11 months ago
artist of the song?
thomas8630 11 months ago
i just hate the awkward silences thats all
TrueDominguez 1 year ago
its messed up how the white guy is dorky and the black guys are smooth and cool but if it was the other way around the would say its rasict
superspaz15 1 year ago 4
@superspaz15 yeah thats true
MrSqueakyBootz 11 months ago
Now how does a smooth guy (like myself) buy coke from his dealer? twitchy and strung out, of course
opapamellow 1 year ago
I love that guy!
holly4291 1 year ago
How would u handle that situation...lets see..... u would walk up to silently and touch her lots of times remain silent and lip sink? lol
would of been helpful to people if they could hear what u were saying!
BoyMunkey08 1 year ago
LOL Josh reminds me of Jim Carey.
OrangeZebraTree 1 year ago
Guy at the beginning looks like a darker David Price
Viper900100 1 year ago
WHO THE FUCK CUTS UP A MUFFIN?!!?!?!? JUST BITE IT!
RelentlessGuides 1 year ago 4
what a boring video... this negro talks so slow
imundiath 1 year ago
You look natural in this video and it's a good point
Bouillachaka 1 year ago
Socially awkward is not the same as clinically insane.
xblade2099 1 year ago 36
@xblade2099 Yes it is.
Grendalthebest 1 month ago
That chick in the red was cute!
aliasthedon2 1 year ago
this is just teaching you to care what others think
bashiirz 1 year ago
lol that was good. u shud get a better camera n u cud make great vids :P
LeahKaiulani 1 year ago
people need to grow up and quit ignoring the "awkward people" they are the ones with the knowledge and wisdom to guide your culture. Laugh at them and ignore them all you wish, the jokes on you.
broadcastmyass4u 1 year ago 27
@broadcastmyass4u Word.
Grendalthebest 1 month ago
@Grendalthebest
dogbone222 4 days ago
i think he's on acid, not socially arkward lol
LilRedRasta 1 year ago 3
The only reason he is awkward is because he is white. You racist fucks.
srry3 1 year ago
@srry3 Yeah, I noticed that, too.
GenghisKhan44 1 year ago
regular cheetos????????????????
letletbrown 1 year ago
the white guy with the fro reminds me of me!!!
jpdrummer07 1 year ago
Thats it?
redfoxbennaton 1 year ago
I'm socially weak but no as retarded as that guy
Automatic25 1 year ago
argh waste of 6 minutes of my life. The socially awkward kid isn't really socially awkward at all he is just retarted; as such he doesn't exactly portray what shy/awkward people behave it. It seems like you are more preoccupied with demonstrating how much of a "player" you are rather than anything else
audiophil92 1 year ago
thats bot social award thats down right bonkers. that man with the jewfro is off his rocker and should be taken to a psych ward
flubberflubby 1 year ago
oh ok, so the way you make freinds is poking a stranger on their back, you sit down next to them, exchange phone numbers, then hug. o_e
sweetnsour354 1 year ago
though i may be doing a good thing i wanna know how to talk to people not how to start i seem to give of a dick vibe and as a result have very few friends how do i talk to people
Hisssna 1 year ago
Guys, go to stopgivingafuck.(dot) com Best shit! It really changed my perception on life and women, this is amazing...definately a cure for social anything
awefuckit 1 year ago
hip hop version of hitch lol
omnigear1975 1 year ago
Nice..... Product placement?
bridoll1 1 year ago
I can't tell if the black guy in the video is serious or not cause the way he acts is funny
magicidiot12345 1 year ago
You guys are hilarious.
ninjacops100 1 year ago
HAHAHA. This is hilarious. Love the muffin scene. i dont think the white guy is "socially awkward" he's too wild to be awkward.
deletedartist 1 year ago 5
this song is tight, whats it called?!
rob930i 1 year ago
Thanks guys, I used this video to help my 9th graders prepare for HS. Learning paired with laughter. A GREAT combo. Keep them coming.
1wicedwich 2 years ago 2
@1wicedwich lol your 9th graders are shuttered little tykes aren't they! lol hahahaha
flubberflubby 1 year ago
that was hilarious and well made! ahaha stilll laughing
jj000652453 2 years ago
you're so great... i wish you we're my friend in real life.
2pnhclan 2 years ago
you're cute
wildtropic 2 years ago
:D at drinking from the weird toilet water :)
Halapartna 2 years ago
thanks man. this helped alot.
Palafico3 2 years ago
CUT THAT MUFFN U CLASSY MUTHAFUKUH.
turttle56 2 years ago 2
lol
Ninan27swebr 2 years ago
Who did the song they played in this? Iove it
lisbeardsley75 2 years ago
i wouldnt cut the muffin
BashFeri1 2 years ago
Ok, seriously, walking around with your headphones in all the time sends the message that what you're listening to is more interesting than the people you're talking to. That's not exactly social or smooth.
Arcadius15 2 years ago
The awkward kid in the food scene could've been Jim Carrey.
democrat10 2 years ago 2
This guy is smooth and calm but he aint god's child like he portrays.
Hes a joke
UhhPlanBProductions 2 years ago
That guy isn't socially awkward...he's on some kind of weird messed up drugs or something!
SpamGuru 2 years ago 58
@SpamGuru LMAO
xxLilJXxX 10 months ago
well he could start with a haircut and a tan
DELMQR1 2 years ago 2
poor socially akward kid
mad7o7 2 years ago 26
ha, "josh" is maybe socially awkward because he is the whitest guy in the video. lol
libertarianJR 2 years ago
dude ur amazing...your buddy....the maltese gal
busufila 3 years ago 2