Mormonism: Negro Jesus

[emailtheoldies]

jesus, you rascal

[mrbisshie]

>2012

>not having 9000 wives

ISHYGDDT!

[thatdamnbrownman]

HAHAHAHA!!

[KINGxB]

WOW that was rediculous lol

[TheYoukaichannel]

Amazing amounts of lulz were had, Jesus christ!

[ObadiahtheSlim]

Rape face at 1:03

[1992jfl]

Leave Mary alone, she wants to die a virgin

[Digitalsp33r]

That Joseph Smith is a bigger cracker than Jacobs... so he HAS to be a negro god.

[KowaruKei]

not sure if im tripping or video is trippin

[gregeses]

haha it's funny cause all religion is dumb c: atheism for the win c:

[InfectiousShroomKid]

Hey you, Native American dude, this land is ours.........Falcon PawnchhhH!

[MormonsAreDumb]

Elohim got rejected at the door.

[whatsgoingon07]

"through endless sex produced josph smith" LOL

[ZaChKiLlSiNhAlO]

0:53-1:11 LOL

[Unit076]

1:13-1:23 Oh God this is so funny!

[traceur775]

RELIGION IS BUSINESS , BUT THIS VIDEO , DONT WATCH ;) XDD

[shrodu]

"The book of Mormon *Waving the book*" Yyyyeah we all know Mormonism is a joke. XDDD

[YesIm10]

Sweet mormon jesus this is hilarious

[DEATHARMY101]

lol....religous people are funny..... XD

[N1NJ4lVl4573l2]

This is almost as ridiculous as what the mormons actually believe.

[umofou]

Mormens tought me through this video that cocaine is one he'll of a drug

[silversniper231]

HAHAHAHAHAHHa

there isnt much else to say

[cursedswordsman]

I am negro jesus and I find this hilarious.

[MREJ555]

I am black and find this to be absolutely hilarious!

[112whatitdo]

wow mormans are mean to indians

[george77772moons]

This is the future of the youtube poop as we know it.

[redsection]

it all make sense now!

[RoryVideos]

So that's how I have sex 0:50!

[summzzxoxo]

Lucifer and his brother Jesus, through endless sex, produced Joseph Smith. He is now honoured by the Mormons as a Negro god.

[hammerogod]

This sorta explains Soul Train

[lamontsanford33830]

you sick fuck for making this video, haha

[Specterish]

Captain Falcon and the Roman Empire fought against the native Americans? Wow, I'm becoming a Mormon.

[GeneralCane]

CHRIST CHRIST CHRIST CHRIST CHRIST.

[gl3110]

praise the Negro Jesus

[TheWizenhymer]

ObiouslyJesus sent me.

[kpgpwi64]

@TheWizenhymer me too haha

[cooliodiddy]

ChristChristChristChristChrist­

[airwolfman]

Sex with Virgin Mary involves blinking at each other O_O!

[mvunit3]

man, thats the shiznit!

[JSeely218]

This just gets funnier each time I watch it!!!

[JSeely218]

Every time I see this I laugh

[1x93cm]

best...YTP

[ThePopsheep]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[meofergreen1]

puk puk puk . pukpukpuk

POKER FACE

[blackistany117]

Stop.......…………… mormon time

[Owneador1337]

"According to the book of Mormon, after his resurrection, the Negro Jesus took at least 421 wives and produced billions of children... With BLACK skin..."

[TheBelzebuddha]

Christ, Christ, Christ, Christ, Christ

[LeonidaSPARTAAAAA]

This is all bullshit. We all know that black people never existed.

[Dakurus]

It's amazing how funny you can make this by swapping some words around.

[JSeely218]

A NEGRO GOD...I NOW KNOW WHERE THE SUN GETS IT'S ENERGY...IT'S ALL THOSE MORMONS AND SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST'S AND JEHOVAH'S WITTNESSES BEING THROWN INTO IT...IT'S GOING TO BURN FOR A FEW BILLION YEARS YET!.

[JSeely218]

This video made me laugh so fricking hard I pissed my pants a little lololololololololol!!!

And that's not good if you have a bad heart...had a hard time catching my breath!!!

A HIGH FIVE TO THE DUDE OR DUDETTE THAT MADE THIS...IT'S HILARIOUS!!!

[BlackNeon9]

oh my, this is really fucked up lol

[Bowarcher]

eh, you could have made much better word splices with all the audio you had to work with

[joenev9]

by the year 421 ad, the indians had destroyed the negro race.

[Mateo11]

with blaaaaack skin >:(

[Doomwad765]

30 people are negroes and/or mormons.

[weinerbongo]

Elohim traveled to earth to have sex with MILLIONS OF NEGROS.

[weinerbongo]

Elohim traveled to earth to have sex MILLIONS OF NEGROS.

[Abignalessuccessor]

30 people are really lame Indians

[staberind]

This is the best THING ever.

[emokibaninjatree]

PAWNCH

[dakotagerman1]

0:30-0:34 "Lucifer and his brother Jesus, through endless sex, produced Joseph Smith."

L.O.L. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That is hilarious.

[187thekid]

they should make a you cant touch nergro jesus

[Melroph]

1:08 "My mission. TO TRAVERSE DEEP WITHIN YOUR HOLINESS AND DEVIRGINIF-"

[NYKHat]

Uhmmm!!! Jesus Had sex with Godzilla to produce the black race,.silly people.

Lol at the way he says black skin lmao "WITH BLACK SKIN"!!!!!!!!

[dakotagerman1]

L.O.L. !!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[pedroelcarvron]

I think I like this version of the story better than the real one. But really the real story isnt very different.

[titodelibero]

Hail-lay-loo-yeah! /m\ _._ /m\

[DeadpoolDeadcool]

Mormons are a joke. Scientology makes more sense than "Mormonism".

[sphinxtnt]

lol mormons, what a waste of humans, hears something that we can all get behind: mormon hunting

[jinnwarior]

the book of mormon

*shake* *shake*

[hindusanta123]

For a few days now, me and some friends have been laughing about this video. Today, one of my friends found a copy of the Book of Mormon and brought it to school. Funny shit

[kentuckyfriedpickles]

1:04

"You know what I'm here for."

[Democrities]

produces ^millions of ^children ^with black skin

[BadPrenup]

@Democrities The narrator sounded angry as fuck when he said "with black skin"

[AnkhHero]

LMAO! I am black and I approve this message.

[TsarIvanIV]

:55-1:12 Best part.

[Streets7SBP]

this is lies not true there a book out there we need to look for .it haves the answers to this meaningless life .

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@Streets7SBP Already read Harry Potter. 

[ClementRedneck]

@NoWittyNamesLeft he was talking about Mein kampf.

[Na1337]

@NoWittyNamesLeft YOU MADE MY DAY WITH THAT COMMENT LOL!

[hacker13sacker]

@NoWittyNamesLeft Response of the year, all years.

[insomiac12]

@NoWittyNamesLeft

I'm... I'm left speechless.

Post of the year all year every year



[Fiercedeity02]

@Streets7SBP You're right, The Call of Cthulhu is an awesome book.

[dcsumosam]

@Streets7SBP Yeah, That book (harry potter) Opened my eyes. I am now a Wizard

[supergeek46]

@Streets7SBP WTF? Did you learn English from a horse's ass?

[Keitaro2011]

@Streets7SBP It's sad that you think life is meaningless.

[Dionysius8421]

@Streets7SBP I've got the Necronomicon in my closet.

[ellomynameisjohnny]

All praise the negro jesus

[Axiomatix]

26 people are Mormons.

[pimpmaster251307]

you wanna one me one me?

[Corpsolian]

@pimpmaster251307 Is that a sexual proposition, sir?

[f123456789knvm]

HOLY FUCK NEGRO JESUS i knew the hookers outside the church had a purpose

[frostyham]

THE NEGRO GOD

[apoplexy1974]

all religions are hilariously stupid.... but mormonism wins as the stupidestestestest

[RockXero77]

@apoplexy1974 Not as stupid as Scientology. Apparently we're all immortal aliens that have forgotten our past.

[Corpsolian]

@RockXero77 You all shall bow to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his noodly appendages.

[LDS4Life71]

Bunch of lies

[HalaHadean23]

:30-:35. I'm a Mormon, but i find this hilarious. 

[plexusranger]

@HalaHadean23

That's sad, Brother. Because it means you will burn in eternity.

[ffwast]

@plexusranger cool story bro.

[Shulamitefire]

@HalaHadean23 You're allowed. Are you Negroe? Why does the Mormon God say in Mormon scriptures that people with dark skin were cursed? Or was it Joe who said that, and not the true God? The God of the Holy Bible, where does He say in His Holy Bible that He cursed Negroes, Indians or others with dark skin? I read the whole Bible and I didn't see God being racist? Please, what's with Joe & Sydney Rigdon, anyway?

[ps3hater221]

@Shulamitefire tl;dr

[PonFET444]

@Shulamitefire Bible? A fucking stoner wrote that fucking thing.

[NonstopLaffs]

PAWNCH

[TheStigma]

This thing cracks me up everytime I see it. Its equally funny as youtube-poop or in its original form.

Does anyone know if the original is intended as serious Mormon education/indoctrination for children, or as some kind of satire/exposè of mormonism? I honestly have a hard time figuring that out since it isn't overtly critical, but at the same time hillariously crazy and straight to the point of crazy core beliefs. Can anyone tell me? PM or reply to comment if you know please :)

[TheStigma]

@TheStigma Nevermind that question - I just rewatched the original (it was a long time ago since I since watched it) and it seems pretty clear now that it was meant as critisism due to the wording.

[bobbyperrault2]

wow this was awsome i cant stop laughing

[zeldagamerDX6]

1:08-1:11 that's just creepy.... <_<;

[descargaelbano]

Hahaha!

[GeneralCane]

"The book of Mormon..."

*Unnecessary movements*

[Fragdoll101]

@GeneralCane That's my favorite part. :L

[TheStigma]

@GeneralCane I'm not saying he is not jacking off to the book of Mormon.... (well it is one sexxxah book after all!)....

[aoiniina]

HOLY PWAAAAANCHH!!

[livingwaterrevivals]

hahahahaha "negro god." awesome lol

[JakeTehCraka14]

YUS! PAWNCH!

[Hamsteere]

THE INDIANS ARE REALLY LAME

:O

[roranic]

i love humanity. only they could create awesomeness such as this

[aukuse]

23 people were Mormons worshiping the Negro Jesus while watching this

[wagmaster5000]

LOL, this is freakin hilarious!

[droids89]

The Book of Mormon *Wiggles hand around*

[Sokanastenev]

if anyone takes this seriously then they are pretty stupid. LDS or not, they should remember that not everyone is a LDS Christian and should not be offended, They just need to accept people and what some people do.

[throestar]

This is all a bunch of lies! You must be satan! HAHA!

[LukeShetler]

I approve!

[taterman1234]

Christ! Christ! Christ! Christ!

[phantomplanet]

yes...PUNCH!!!

[PsychoLawton]

PAUWCH

[Nickname997]

SO FUNNY

lol!!|!!

[JanusChristIsRisen]

421 wives? Ha! Underachiever!

[GTBurns48215]

gotta love that Indian with the wide open dick sucking mouth.

[HippieInHeart]

LOOOL

almost as good as mormon-jesus-song :D :D

[MonzterSquad]

@maikel8765 wtf?? jesus was not a freakin nephite. the nephites lived in the americas, jesus lived in the middle east. no one can say for sure what race he was, but it's probably likely that he looked just like everyone else in bethlehem.

[MonzterSquad]

this is fucking hilarious!!! very funny, but it was edited and doesnt portray anything factual.

[CalicoVall]

MORMON PAUNCH!! ^_^

[GoWeegee]

I lol'd.

[kittylactose]

lol "negro this and negro that"

[kakabukkake0]

PUNCH THE BOOK OF MORMON!

[dicewashere]

a brittani. prove jesus is white

[Evilarcher2000]

Priceless. The Mormon cartoon is in the age of being ripe for Youtube rape. Thank you, modern technology.

Also, this is fuckin epic. The rape face xD

[YuDongWang]

@maikel8765 silly mormon, mormons arnt racists they are idiots really gulible idiots who think wasting peoples time spreding the faulse words of there fake profit is divine. comunists

[YuDongWang]

do people really beleve this shit ? silly ass mormons ignorant fools

[UrbaDerpal]

Joseph Smith is a Negro God

[mimamome1]

this is not true, NowittyNamesLeft is racism to black people

[mimamome1]

this is racism with mormons!! 

[kittylactose]

18 mormons had watched this

[GhostLink92]

Raep face at 1:08

[kittylactose]

if youtube takes down this video i will sue youtube 

[Towelfalafel]

You, sir, are a Negro God amongst men. Blessed be thy witless name. Amen.

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Who are these people? Mormons?!?

I wasn't aware that Utah had internet connectivity.

[inzaghi1922]

this is retarted.

[CHicfILLup]

So stupid its funny.

[U2OS]

PAAAAWWWNCH!!

[scourge108]

I can't stop laughing. I am so going to hell (Outer Darkness).

[finnsia]

this is absolute crap.

without the MC HAMMER song, it's not rhying or funny.

[onorebakasama]

"The Book of Mormon-- *parkinson's episode* "

gets me every time.

[medicineman4ever]

Joseph Smith is a Negro god.

[MastaSlyce]

1:00 so funny

[sephirothweapon]

loved it

[TYUF786]

what the

[noisepuppet]

I worship the Negro Jesus.

[MrTweetypablo]

that was kinda funny

[killette2]

The indians are really lame because they believe this

[littlegreengamer]

LMAO at the part where Mary closes the door on God! XD She's like, "No way, Jose!" 

[ClementRedneck]

@littlegreengamer it's not God, you heretic. It's Hello Him.

[littlegreengamer]

@ClementRedneck My fault - Hello Him, not God.

Point of the matter is, watching Hello Him get rejected for a booty call was fucking hilarious.

[brittani392904]

this is not right not right not right this is a freakn rong

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@brittani392904 Huh.

[Shaeam]

@NoWittyNamesLeft Hesmadbro

Mad that his mortal hands can't create something as touch and inspirational as this video.

[FrankinKal96]

@brittani392904 Somebody's mad.

[MrMacSpiffy]

@brittani392904 Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh.

[AKnapik333]

@brittani392904

It's more correct than mormonism.

[Fiercedeity02]

@brittani392904 wut?

[ClementRedneck]

this story is far more realistic than smith's bullshit.

[supersmash43]

@ClementRedneck nobody said Jesus can't be a raptor?

[ClementRedneck]

@supersmash43 raptors can't have endless celestial sex.

[supersmash43]

@ClementRedneck your right.

[TheJoebucks]

I will not coffee, tea, sigarettes, liquor, and I might not coca cola.