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  • 93 people dont love playing with there seaman

  • lol hey seaman you suck....so does your mother lol XD

  • what if this was remade for kinect?

    what would mark do then?

    thrice the hilariousness?!!!

  • "BITCH"

    "You're Welcome"

    XD

  • omg never laughed this much at a cgr video XD

  • But I talk to SEAMAN all the time

  • You suck.

    So does your mother.

    Ahahahaha

  • they need to remake this game again. hahahahah I would so buy this.

  • lol seaman 'do you have children?' Mark 'i ate them' lol

  • man you guys were stoned as hell

  • now this is a desprate conversation lol

  • 04:59 Funniest moment! OOH!

  • what happen to dave??

  • @bobo157615 i was wondering that too, i think he moved

  • SO MUCH INNUENDO

  • Breath underwater bitch.

    *Slaps*

    XD

  • i laughed so hard i grew a mustache.

  • For you iPhone 4s users, try the voice command and it's very similar!

  • I laughed so hard I got a headache.

  • epic XD

  • Seaman: "How is your father's health?"

    Mark: "Good."

    Seaman: "He past away."

    XD

  • 05:24 Oh my God I laughed so loud HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • WOOT WOOT! SEAMAN! ;)

  • WTF?! i seached for oblivian review and this was that poped up o_O

  • WOW THIS REVIEW IS HELLA OLD!

  • "Is Dave a bitch?"

    "You're welcomeee"

  • u want me to open a seaman whoop ass lol

  • lol

    

  • and get this. the PS2 Version is just the same! remember people seaman is in PS2 Hell!

  • mark is greeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

  • you fucking assholes cant make a serious review!!!!,....fuck off...fooling around is no review!!!suckers..

  • @AYC1988xx shut up, this video was made before you were born. your name lies.

  • @AYC1988xx dude dont you realise this review was first recorded on 2000

    and look at there others vids i bet you cant do better asshead

  • R.I.H.(Rest in hell) Seaman

  • Mark: "Hey, Seaman!,"

    Sir Pandor: "What the Hell is going on out there?!"

    Mark: "F*** you!"

  • @Sunflower4276 Actuly It's Serpentor From J.I. Joe 80's Movie...

  • Sir Pandor: How is your father's health?"

    Mark: "Good,"

    Sir Pandor: He passed away,"

    Dave: *Looks at the camera*

    Mark: (responding to Seaman)"Sure,"

    Lol

  • Mark: "You suck,"

    Sir Pandor: "So does your mother,"

    Lol

  • Dave: "You won't be so passive when I rip that f***ing antennae of your head,"

    Sir Pandor: "Not right now,"

    Dave: "Yeah right now. Look at me! Look at me when I'm talking to you!"

    Lol

  • LOL get it SEAMAN

  • "Bitch!"

    "Your welcome!"

    lol

  • THE TOP COMMENTS!

    THEY'RE THE SAME!

  • The double entendres, they are too much!

  • avgn should review this game

  • That ugly ass girl friend of his looks like Seaman....

  • they should release this as an XBLA Kinect game, would be really beat to see, kind of like Milo

  • @AssaulteedOne its coming to the 3ds

  • why are both top comment the same? O.o

  • I prefer these game reviews other than the new HD ones. They're way funnier and you guys r the shit

  • uh i think the girl did not exactly understand what you meant mark. you should`ve told her it was a game, just ask her "excuse me miss have you played the video game seaman?"

  • Hey seaman

    what f*ck you

  • was it just me or was the music in the beginning playing backwards

  • I bet the creator of Seamen just put his sperm into a fish or something...

  • I laughed so hard throughout this video! SO HILARIOUS! xD

  • Did you know if you ask a seaman about the Dreamcast, he will talk to you about buying another.

  • Wow this is so mean spirited yet so hilarious.

  • 1:00

  • thumbs up if you saw the ad for back to the future nike shoes on youtube

  • I really want to play that game XD

  • "its spitting out seaman" LOL

  • Wow i cant believe i almost bought a dream cast new for this game.... thank god i couldnt afford one till after they stopped making em.

    Dont get me wrong i love the system and sonic adventure and sonic adventure 2, but this game sucks so much i cant watch the full video lol

  • NOOOOOOOO! ITS TOO HOT NOW! LMAO!

  • Do you want me to open up some seaman woop ass.

  • It's like Hey you pikachu on acid

  • Anyone notice R2-D2 tv?

  • I wanna argue with a Dreamcast Seaman...

  • See You In Fish Hell

  • girls dont get bored while playing with seaman.

  • YOU SUCK

    **so does your mother

    AHAHAHHAHA

  • gotta love the fake beach background during the bitch slaping

  • lol york morgan? really? xD

  • "you suck"

    "so does your mother"

    LOL XD

  • Fish: Must have more air

    Guy: I thought you were a fish breath underwater you BITCH "SLAP"

  • What happend to Harry? O.o

  • I love mark trollface xD

  • This is your last chance! Do you like the Game Room?!

    (no answer)

    Do you want to die?!

    (now answer)

    If he didn't like the Game Room, he deserved it!

  • lmao the seaman sounds like such a pedophile when it asks if they have any kids XD

  • "In Fact the worst, the worst thing... the worst moment of my life came when I was talking to my 'Seaman,' and my girlfriend walked in on me.

  • "See you in fish hell!"

  • "You suck!"

    "So does you mother" hahahahahahahaha

  • Lol LAST CHANCE! DO YOU LIKE THE GAME ROOM?

  • "Must have more air!"

    "I thought you were a fish, breathe under water you BITCH!!!"

  • Press 4 repetitively for techno beat.

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  • This is the best episode of CGR ever.

  • Mark 11 years ago! Wow I can't imagine how fast the time goes...

  • @TGCTopic The show was run on a tight $50 budget damn...

  • This is so funny!!

    Mark: "YOU SUCK!"

    Seaman: "DO DOES YOUR MOTHER!"

    gosh that is pretty funny. Now I gotta buy a Dreamcast to torture Seaman

  • "You suck"

    "So does your mother"

  • lol

    

  • I see you laughing your asses off on the insides!

  • "You suck"

    "So does your Mum"

    xD

  • Mark: Excuse me, miss. Would you like to play with my Seaman? My Seaman has feelings, is very special, and it wants you to play with it."

    *Bitchslap* Lol.

  • ep1c

  • What is the name of the songs used for the intro music and the outro music???

  • lol

  • i know what game thier talking about and i just wonder; what the hell posesed those people to make a game by that tital , were they Very sheltered and/or retarded

  • lmfao I just "liked" seaman on facebook

  • Thumbs up if you clicked this just because it said seaman!

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  • i wonder what ever happend to marks review partner?can u answer me please?

  • That was the best review I have ever seen of probably the weirdest game I have ever seen. :D

  • FISH...

    SANDWICH.

  • 5:04 it sounds like he is orgasming

  • That was the greatest review I've ever seen.

  • leanard nimoy is also Galvatron from transformers  just sayin

  • Seaman, you're going to f--cking die!

  • Seaman, you're going to f--cking die!

  • "You Suck!"

    "So does your mother!"

    hahahahaha

  • Hey mark you should review shenmue and or shenmue 2

  • 81 people haven't killed their seaman yet.

  • shY cAS..

  • I watched this review when I was younger. I had no idea why the kept using the plural of "Seaman"

  • haha, it's a sexual joke.

  • do you want me to open a can of seaman whoopass on you? do you? DO YOU?

  • "You Bitch"

    "Your Welcome"

    LOLOLOLOL

  • seaman is fucking disgusting, worst fish voice ever

  • Please can somebody help me, i am in the uk and I just brought a dreamcast for 2 pounds, my scart is broken but the machine i brought has clear plastic not the normal white type. It also has a red logo not the normal UK blue. As my scart is busted i can not test it until I buy a new one but anybody know how to tell what region it is without playing a game?

  • @TheSparrow001 you would have better luck on the sega forums

    

  • OH SEAMAN I GET IT LOL

    Just kidding, that's old, but seriously this was hilarious.

    "You suck"

    "So does your Mother"

    Are you kidding me? lmao!

  • @DecaPodge LOL i couldnt believe when it said that haha

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  • I've watched this review so many times and shown my friends are college, it is just that dam funny!

    :-)

  • I'll never get tired of it :-)

  • AVGN should review this.

  • i love how she has a jacket on at the beach

  • Lol "seaman whoop ass."

  • 5:08 he got dissed by Seaman XDDDDDD

  • Considering that this game was a landmark in creativity and industry chance taking, I'm disappointed that the only decent Seaman videos I can find are of people flicking them and telling them to fuck off.

    There really is a lot to love about this game if you give it some effort.

  • @CoryM1134 calm down, he was just having some fun. i laughed my ass off. sorry if you cant take a joke

  • @CoryM1134 are you kidding me? did u even watch the video? the voice recognition sucked. it could only understand a few set of words.

  • Mark needs to do another review of this game.

  • What's big, white, and full of seaman?

    The Sega Dreamcast

  • You want me to open some SEAMAN Whupass?

  • Dave should guest star on present day CGR

  • lol pretty funny

  • Oooh chubby mark.

  • @Afr0cat

    sexy, ain't he?

  • ya cuz he talks to alot of girls

  • oh man, if i had this game, seaman would not last 2 days........... and nether would this game

  • Thumbs if your sick of fucking ads....I see theme enough on Tv, Radio, %99 of the websites i go to, movies, mail, public bathrooms, buses, malls, newspapers AND billboards...

  • That game is definitely weird.

  • you suck.....so does your mother

  • lol he talked with the girl like he was talking about his ....well we all know what

  • Has ANYONE ever made it past the fish-human life stage? Is there even a stage after that? Orrrr is everyone's attention span just not long enough to care about it?

  • Third Stage Guild Navigor: You are transparent! I see many things. I see plans within plans. I see two great houses....

    ? inspiration of SEAMAN ?

  • gamers:you suck

    seaman:so does your mother.

    lol! fucking lol

  • i watch this like every year and it never ceases to make me laugh xD

  • I heard Nintendo is talking with Sega to re-release this on the 3DS.

  • I want this game! hahaha

  • "Hey seaman!!"

    "What."

    "FUCK YOUUUUUU!"

  • FISH SANDWICH!

    WITH CHIPS!

    PO-TA-TOES!

  • xD

  • ಠ_ಠ I will rip you in half and like it ಠ_ಠ

  • I NEED TO PLAY THIS WITH A MATE STONED!!!

  • Longest worst commercial ever and then it takes for ever for the vid to load... SO FUCKING WORTH IT!!!

  • I laughed my freaking ass off! I don't do that very often anymore... So this video must be hilarious.

  • btch!!! your welcome.

  • Dave should come back to CGR and do a re-union episode.

  • haha the guy on the right is so horrible

  • "Nooo It's too hot now!"

    "JUST DIE!!!"

    LOL too funny

  • from 3:45 on they remember me to beavis & buthead.

  • I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

  • Well the Seaman did learn snarkiness from its environment so I have to give him credit for that.

  • reminds me of the great memories of killing my sims characters in various ways.

  • We're going to EAT you! LOL!

  • Spocks the code to awesomeness xD ONLY IN SEAMAN.

    (Only on the sega genesis) XD

  • btw what ever happend to dave Anyway?

  • 0:34 the guy on the left looks like me on the portuguese class

  • @Hasseta e ai hasse

  • @Hasseta btw his name is Mark lol

  • @MAVS1788 fuck off, he must be xiter

  • whatever happened to this other kid? also, mark kinda looks like a less babyface version of spence from the king of queens

  • @antonb000 Gameroom got canceled in 2000, and after this, Dave went to go continue school and other things. Then in 2007 I blieve, Mark restarted Gameroom

  • @SillyHatVideos Well mark also made dokumentaries etc. xD

  • i think mark should re-review this game

    it would be awesome

  • HEY SEAMAN.

    FUUUUCKKK YYOOUU!

  • This game is so fucking retarded but I laughed so hard maaan

    I love Classic game room reviews ,they've made great thing of retarded game hahahaah

  • nice r2 d2 tv :D

  • This is my favourite CGR episode ever