Derek & Clive - Jump you fucker jump!

[greenmustard1966]

never saw THAT before, pmsl magic

[badboybaal77]

Absolute GENIUS.these 2 deserve to go down in Great British history.Nevermind the bad language,older English generation,I am too,but the sheer originality and utter disrespect for the establishment and society begs respect! Bloody brilliant British Comedy.

[MyHeroTehoue]

I found this dvd (derek and clive get the horn) in my 3rd year house at uni on its own, caseless, under a pile of lead sheets. So i watched it. The whole show is fucked up and gets dark, but some of dudley's piano is exceptional. Also the horserace. RIP the both of them.

[MAPFWH]

Absolute Genius. Without a doubt.

[LittleBabyBum]

wow! it's been a while since I heard this! and now to *see* it is amazing

[Thetasigmaman]

0:21 hes trying so hard not to laugh

[iamdb1990]

lol "ahh-sole" instead of "amen"

and there are 12 cunts in the world

[75amoeba]

Fucking brilliant. Fuck off all you fucking liberal cunts.

[BENJIMANBREEG33]

@75amoeba see even this can spark people talking about politics. The UK has lost its sense of humour.

[PolandHello]

@75amoeba Cook and Moore were ardent liberals, that's what Derek & Clive was about, indulging in their right of free speech, and making it hilarious. Unless of course you were being ironic, then I apologise. Cunt.

[ZwolfZki]

I say, if this is what becomes of our Organ Scholars, I've no idea what to say.

[00StangGT00]

i almost fell out of my chair laughing when i saw this the first time haha absolutely amazing

[sammyslimm]

laugh, we nearly shat! lolololol

[stevenwithph]

Twitter . com / mansfieldsbum - Follow Clive

[AlexAlcyone]

Legendary.

[MrKurtKnopfler]

jump!!



[BOROROB]

The greatest living Englishmen. And they've both been dead for ten years. I heard their albums at a very impressionable age and they've got so much to answer for.

[BadEggCymru]

fucking brilliant

[feckingbillgates]

Try getting rid of the fucking adverts.

[jamesjonesrocket]

lol, love the reverb on 'arseholes'

[modzilla732k]

12 people are humourless morons! SMILE FFS!

[curtconnors]

Awwwww, 12 people must have jumped.

[astheeternalcowboy]

How am I supposed to know when to laugh when there's no laugh track?

[xxxANOKxxx]

missed forever. the greatest' fucking cunts' that walked the earth. R.I.P.

[rachelchunter]

LOL. I heard this album a few years ago.  After I'd babysat my niece and nephew, my sister's partner played "Derek and Clive (Live)" as soon as they got back home. I ended up sitting up with him through the early hours of the morning, nearly p*ssing myself laughing, because it was the funniest CD I'd ever heard.

[kirkwanglers32]

Both Sadley missed RIP Gents

[BiffaBacon]

Mr Boyle - this is how its done!

[yahoopl3]

he fucked it up...way too rushed

[stargazermedia]

@yahoopl3 Yes I agree I had a old cassette with it on, it was much slower than this with pauses, very funny!

[DomSezXL]

LOL! Nice one :)

[DrLeonardBonesMcCoy]

I can remember when I was 4 (12 year ago) and my mum would get pissed when my dad would play this loud.

[Joustarr]

Anyone think the london fire brigade will sing this for comic relief?

[DomSezXL]

@Joustarr They should do :)

[buatoh]

This came from the magnificat i think

[buatoh]

That is the Magnificat.

[mikeyt12321]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrss­ehoooooooles

[molealto]

Can't remember what the psalm chant is but I know we sing it in church.

Silly fuckers.

[HaniiPuppy]

Someday, there's going to be a class of students who are taught that 20th century music was an explosion of feeling, experimentation, of new and groundbreaking musical techniques which, combined with the easy access most people had to instruments, resulted in masterpiece after masterpiece being produced by some of history's finest musical minds.

And then they're going to listen to this, think "what is this I don't even" and piss themselves laughing.

:D

[bwfc1975]

What a pair of cunts! Great video.

[valjester805]

Laugh? I nearly shat.

[StickItUpYrBumGugle]

If comedians are going to swear and use nasty humour, then it should truly be done like this! Ricky Gervais take note, this is how it's done. Class!

[kretinburger]

Absolute cunys

[johnny207]

True cunts.

[cuddlyappliance]

Absolutely CLASSIC!!!

[deanfransen]

Dit is zo een zalig ! Zeker luisteren :D

[IIovefootball1982]

I have got the full film in my channel :D

[joe89nufc]

Ahhhrrrr-soles

[apesong]

LOL

[Bromleyboy73]

This was the first thing I ever heard from Derek and Clive when my uncle played it to me on his reel-to-reel back in the early eighties.Great song from a much missed comedy duo.

[dazzlejanes25]

this has me in tears everytime.lol

[BadEggCymru]

fucking brilliant

[tonylast47]

Absolutely awesome!!

[yourallstoopid]

bloody AMAZING MATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[praskovia13]

lol, ah old Dud does this so angelically, great post

[praskovia13]

never trust men with no blanket if your arse is on fire, call the firemen

[cackapunts]

legends R.I.P

[praskovia13]

Dud does this so well he was a Choirboy RIP mate, hope he;s having a party if i ever get up there

[praskovia13]

Dud was an absolutely first class serious musician RIP x

[zxingzxing]

See thats what appeals to me about Cambridge University educated, The late Great Dudley Moore he was he was so ironically blatant which most fucking Hollywood asshole don't get coz there too busy be fucking righteous to each other, what a loud of James Blunts esp the likes of Alana King, Neville Bardoli

[molealto]

@zxingzxing DM was actually Organ Scholar of Magdalen College *OXFORD* (note - no E on the end).

We at the Fens Poly would like to claim credit for him but we can't.

[Max11Seven]

Hey, Louis?

[EmperorRyu1]

ASSSSSSHOOOLLLLLESSS

[nav43118]

As I was walking down the street one day, I saw a house on fire, there was a man standing at an upper story window, shoutin and screamin to the crowd that was gathered there down below, for he was so afraid, Jump you Fucker Jump, Jump into this here blanket what we are holding and youll be alright, he jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck, there was no blanket, laugh, we nearly shat, ....... we are miserable sinners, fi.lthy fuckers, Arrrrrrrrrsholes

[nav43118]

As I was walking down the street one day, I saw a house on fire, there was a man standing at an upper story window, shoutin and screamin to the crowd that was gathered there down below, for he was so afraid, Jump you Fucker Jump, Jump into this here blanket what we are holding and youll be alright, he jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck, there was no blanket, laugh, we nearly shat,

[nukebacon876]

"jump,you fucker jump!"

[fleaaccela]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassho­les!

[KauniRaine]

Laugh, I nearly SPAT, (my drink) all over the computer screen!! LOL! =D

[JayGOS117]

@KauniRaine I have tears and a headache...kept my drink in tho' :D

[tommarjuki]

Is there anyone else at all that finds the first 18 seconds the most hilarious because of his ridiculous pronunciation?

[mynx76]

@fishlycoxwell Well, when you put it so nicely....

[webber06]

There waaaaas Noooooo blanket ! !

[jiggawoo]

auntie mable caught her left tit in the mangle lol

[guitarguy474]

laugh we nearly shat

[dylanhectik]

sick man

[indyguy101]

arrrrrrsehooooooooleeeees!

[lukertweek]

That's diamond. Wish I could've seen the priests face. LOL

[IIovefootball1982]

...broke his fucking neck!

[mynx76]

Had to look it up after a distinguished older woman shocked me by singing it to me... now I will share the mirth with who ever I can :)

[lukertweek]

Superb. Thanks for sharing that. One of the best posts here :)

[sgguitar77]

@mynx76 Beautiful, hahaha.

[Dev1nWaDe]

hahahahahaha

[gwald]

retarded.. not funny

[adrianbarratt]

no  funny

[councilglasses]

I could do better

[tobyconstantine1]

genius

[Genericwelshman]

so funny it fucking hurts my face xD

[sgguitar77]

So pretty, ha ha!!!!... they were so brilliant, these two. Pure genius.

[Finkpad]

ahhhhhhhhhh rsole....

LMAO

[quadturbo4]

Thanks for this. Just recently discovered Clive and Derek, and I haven't laughed this hard for a long time.

[CssAfc]

english legends

[robi2000]

Ha ! , makes me proud to be British ally

[rachelchunter]

Lmfao. This is the type of thing that makes me proud to be British. xD

[finbaa]

me an my friends are all singin this lol it kicks ass

[pcadams999]

love this one! he's singing it to Anglican psalm chant by Henry Smart.

[allblue3]

Quite possibly the finest song ever written.

[evolegnartsrd]

"There waaas noo blanket." lmao. XD

[gilliesb]

isnt dud amazing

[davebastin]

why dont you prawns just realise its a joke.you lot amaze me sometimes. all I can say is there are some funny people out there. and I dont mean funny ha ha.

[IndependentGeorge76]

spot on - just goes to show there's nowt as queer as folk. and i dont mean queer as in a whiff of lavender

[Clarecanet]

all this class bollox , who gives a fuck, these two were the funniest people in the world

[grunfost]

middle class ??? with dud coming from Dagenham !

[klingklinger]

Cunt dribble.....

[otagomike]

We are miserable sinners......arrrrrrrsoooooles­sssss.

RIP Duds.

[papalazerus22]

i must admit !!! i find this sort of thing ... discuting (if i could spell it) filth ... and just what i have come to expect of the the lower class of England !!!

But fuck mine it's funny LOL XXXXXXXXX

[VanDoodah]

Pete and Dud were both upper middle-class. These accents are put on.

[papalazerus22]

I was fucking joking !!! About the shit class system in England !!!! Its Was a joke !!!! Perhaps a shit one !! as i come from a scummy council estate !!!!!

[VanDoodah]

Methinks you need to calm down. A lot.

[papalazerus22]

Far comment ?

[11111lololol11111]

I think you are probably middle class and taking the piss, just like Pete and Dud, and Sascha Baron Cohen - jerks, all of them. Me, I'm a proper 'ard Cockney chav an' stuffing me gob wif pie n mash as i rite dis, aight?

[papalazerus22]

No i am the scum of the earth ...

Really !

[swestldn]

Dud was born in dagenham you tit. His dad was a sparks on the railways. Working class through and through. Pete was middle class though.

[adypearson]

have been listening to derek and clive all week, they were both geniuses who died way before their time. The world is a sadder place without them.

[ISthisHOWiWORK]

this is probobaly the funniest song ever. even for them its a masterpiece.. =3

[axelmct]

as funny as Bo Duddley?

[axelmct]

no, you were right.....

:))

[toydog16r]

Funniest song of all time. My friend, doesnt stop singing this, and it always makes me laugh.

[mutley741]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssho­llees

[maxziz]

lets face it we are miserable sinners----the effortless genius

of the two funniest fuckers ever------years this is been around and it still cracks me up,,,,,,,,

[darylsear]

broke his fucking neck

[bigmenace324]

caught her left tit in the mangle

ROFLROFLROF

[YERRIGHT]

two of the funniest fuckers to walk this earth,they shall not be forgotten.

[boxswana]

this was bwilliant you see should be more ov it

[therealbrentus]

LMFAO HAHAHHAAHAHHA he jumped hit the deck broke his fucking neck:)

[C0STAR33Di]

ohhh my gawdddd ive never laughed so much in my life!!!

[reltonpelton]

has anyone got 'jane masfields cunt'

or the joan crawford lobsters up the arsehole one to put up?

[olitube88]

PURE CLASS!!!! Now that is BRITISH COMEDY for you...Fucking Excellent!!! R.I.P boys..

[xtomskx]

We havent laughed so much since grandma died, or aunty mable got her tit caught in the mangle!

absolute genious, thanks for updating :)

[silenceisgoldie]

Funniest thing I've ever seen. HAHAHAHAHA!

[ratgrinder61]

I ain't laughed so much in fucking years,good to see so many positive comments.everyones so negafuckingtive these days!

[Spaxel90]

'I ain't laughed so much in fucking years'

since grandma died?

[wickedc3ownsu]

rofl

[JNRbamyai]

they are like fish and chips on there own there still really nice but when you have them together its magic!

[tuesdayjoe]

Well said.

[TallTrav]

My granddad would make up stuff like that when he was drunk....brilliant!

[jameshousehold]

This was all Dudley, fantastic in his own right, brilliant with Peter.

C.

[theocean1973]

"there was no-o-o-o blanket!"

[calivre]

this video is fucking amazing

[mattj79]

Arrrrrrrrrr Sooooooooooole

Laugh, I nearly shat

[selrahc2nd]

laugh? we nearly shat

[kstandidge]

Thanks for sharing this, absolutly fab

[19Redvers90]

"0r aunty Mable caught her left tit in the mangle" hahahahahaha.

A trickle of piss just came out.

[littlebay75]

jump into this here blanket what we are holding...so he jumped...hit the deck..broke his fuckin neck there was no blanket!!

[Reptileman111]

i love this thing ive watched it like 50 fucking times

[Avenger127]

jump u fuker jump lol

[spurs101dotcom]

After 20 odd years of hearing (and occasionally singing) that, it still cracks me right up.

[SatanicWarmaster6668]

its so fuckin funny!!!

i nerly shat..haha

[smithyloz]

lol. was at my uncles wedding in the summer and we both burst into singing this song!

[MrRandomPerson]

this is amazing! anyone know where i can get the sheet music for this?

[AudioFreak37]

Hahaha!

In every song they do they are so pissed..

[haggis666]

laugh, we nearly shat - we have not laughed so much since grandma died, or auntie mable caught her left tit in the mangle.

[lineyrocks]

lol this is what my uncle sings ALL THE TIME.

[Musicvideojunkie]

aaaaaaaahhhhhhrse holes

[RaptureOfHell]

that topped it all off

i wasnt expecting it..im in histerics

[glomag]

your dad rulez then.

[adrianbarratt]

class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111­11111

[scarecrow312]

this is amazing.

[tinyerea]

Quality lol my dad was singing this all the time while i was on holiday with him