American to english Translation! How to speak proper English

[SaintSamSaber47]

don't give us English foke a bad name.

[pinkette4gd]

who the fuck says governor anymore ! NO ONE! we dont speak like that !!!

[MistaVista1]

@pinkette4gd I use 'guvnor' but not seriously, nobody does...

[amberstar1027]

your accent is really sexy!

[cheruboy7]

Mmm, tea.

[MegaRandomnumbers]

Im from england and this english accent is crap. We dont talk this posh xxx love yay guys

[RominusTheRed]

teacup is empty

[HarryHunston]

This isn't funny

[crazytokyoimblack]

Hilarious!

[MajorHarvestMoonFan]

I am american

and i'm deeply offended D:< how could you..

i'm not fat i'm big boned D:

jk i laughed mah ass off

X3

..... its more likely offensive that i want to ask why british people dont pronounce thier Rs at the end of thier words and americans do actually

lol BLIMEY

and YES i feel stupid asking that .. NO i dont hate british people u guys r awesome D:

i just wonderin Dx

[Makavelian5408]

the funniest thing about this is the american viewers think people in england actually speak like this

[Phillyguy30]

I don't think that at all..but it is very funny because at times I had to correct some of my friends,when they try to stereotype the accent's in britain.Like they believed all British people speak the same accent.And what i can't understand is why so many of us american's think that England is Britain in general.Glasgow is apart of britain,but you don't hear them sounding like people from england.I guess i'm just one of very few american's who are educated about thing's outside of the U.S..lol

[Uberman114]

@Phillyguy30 epic fail Glasgow is a city in Scotland dumbass lololololol

[Phillyguy30]

@Uberman114,Thank you for educating me on this...but i don't think the insult was called for...

[chicken8wings]

wow nice

[coloradooo99]

wtf...every single time i hear that disgusting british accent I feel like baaarfin!!! just not cute at all! *SHUDDER*

[lucyy441]

@coloradooo99

u = mean

[SilversunPocket]

I know this shouldn't be important, but you are really cute - haha.

[kaydramaqueen]

i was just saying .....my comment makes me sound all snobby but i diddnt mean it like thats ....

[Hardwyck]

@kaydramaqueen I was just being ironical. No offence intended.

[sweetasanut44]

Im English  and you a faggot

[DannySMalone]

Sorry, but it should be:

I'm English, and you are a faggot.

Or better yet:

Even i'm English, and i think you are a faggot

[sweetasanut44]

@DannySMalone read full conversation before you comment on them old boy

[DannySMalone]

Okay, i'm Sorry.

[MsVLoveLiveLife]

Oh Tea!

lovely jaja I liked this video, keep filming!!

Bye - Greetings from Puerto Rico

[theprettygirl45]

i hate tea!!!

[JesusBK]

Its like Spanish from Spain and Latin America Spanish, BUT, Latin America Spanish sounds a LOT better :P

[NoSeaChusma]

You spilled your tea! That's why you get a beaker, and not My Royal Doulton with the hand painted periwinkles, Elizabeth!

[Zamorano0180]

@NoSeaChusma America is full of shit food fat cunts

[fredo79]

Tea's nasty

[SFUManiac]

Well American English and British English IS different, because they are dialects! English in Africa or Australia will have dialects too. Like any language, there are dialects because, primary, distance. Spanish in Spain is different in Mexico. French in France is different then French spoken in Africa.

So people can make fun of each other just because of dialects, is very immature.

And stereotypes, lol, thats a WHOLE different subject...

[IzNickBak]

OK im american and yes we do do English accents wrong when we try to do it, BUT consider the fact that english in america is AMERICAN ENGLISH so its our version of english

[szgipredator]

HAHAHA, This is soo funny and im from England, Trust me dont come here its a shit'ole lol

[ThatKidLiz170]

Oooo ur voice is gorgeous in english! i am engilsh!! ;)

[MattHunX]

The fact most Brits fail to realize, because of their lack of education in the history of their own language is that American English is just a variation of English, not a different language. American and British English both became different from the English they mutually descended from. Even Standard English isn't the real one, only widely accepted because it has prestige. In fact, a lot of changes in the writing proposed by Webster (US) were accepted by your ancestors. You can thank them.

[jdi0093113]

Poor American, lack of education.

It is americans that dont understand the difference and realise that they speak another variation of English and not american.

[MattHunX]

I'm not American. And you obviously didn't learn anything about the history of your language. Or you would realize, the English you speak is just a variation as well, like the American, Australian...etc. As I said. even the Standard English isn't THE English it is just the most widely used due to it's prestige. There are far more variations than you can think of. Typical Brit. Go ask a language teacher, who is not Brit or American etc. who is not biased, because of his lack of knowledge.. boy.

[jdi0093113]

I know your from Hungary. I am saying that it is americans who have the lack. There is many variations of the langauage all over England and scotland and Ireland but our way of writing and pronouncing English is standard English especially up north. Americans do not understand that they do not speak american.

[MattHunX]

Sadly many English wrongfully claim that their English is THE English, they even say "it came from England so it's English so it's ours, Americans with their dumbed down version fuck off" which is of course not true and I have encountered many Brits here who had no idea how their language came to be and trashed Americans.

[DanielHibbs]

'drive us up to london'. assuming this is right, your in devon. so tea and crumpets does sound about right.

[spike14786]

lol nice 1 dude! ure a funny guy!!!

[5678pinky]

so funny, plus your really hot!

[cupcakexrider]

haha this is awesome :] you should tell everyone who thinks they speak proper english that is just an average american who doesnt talk ghetto.. that it..............ISNT proper english ;D

I'm gonna try realllllyyy hard to speak like this.. maybe i should move to England! yes..thats what i'll do

[wokabomb]

hahaha "I ordered a quarter-pounder, got some KFC"

"ohh those things are awesome!"

bahaha.

[diegoso356]

You are a fucking bastard, you ain´t original, you lie to the people. and i say so just because i´ve seen the same shit script with the tea done by someone else.

[orcocan]

your bloody hot

[SUPAkATiE]

hahaha, you are very funny :)

:'D

xxxxx

[MissingSockk]

Your so hott and funny lol

[thehandsy]

Oh splendid, this short film has gave me a few minutes of great fun. Well done good sir and good day. I think I too hear the queen calling.

[anothercertainday]

Hahahaha :]

This is hilarious.

[ChicGeek94]

HAHA! SO funny! I laughed at both parts, but the american stuff was actually funnier, cause I know some of it's true!!! (I'm american, btw)

[HardCoreBoo]

haha and you hot!!! Jesus christ.

I loved it when you said blimey

[Jazisabitcool]

"i think i can hear the queen calling"

LOL.

[thegreatcrates]

Yeh That was funny how he knocked the tea down.I can really see some asshole doin that on purpose just to make some poor waitress have to clean that shit up.haha.I'd smack someone for that.

[Hatterdoug]

Very much like Hugh Grant. English people giving this guy stick need to just calm down, it's a video on youtube you cretins! Yes i'm English and i think you'll find SOME people do sound like this over here, mostly private school boys from Eton but that's not the point. Anyway just get over it. Good video adramshaw!

[PathOFmyImperFecTioN]

Funny...Love it!

[graciexqx]

did u say, nothing like a good old tup of english tea =]

that was cute

xx

[mysterynmayhem]

this is the funniest thing ive seen in a while haha

[PokerFacee01]

And just for the record, I'm neither English nor American. I'm half German half Mexican but I go to London every 2-4 weeks. Delightful city. Delightful people. Wish I could talk like you English people, though. My school teaches American...fucking bad luck I have.

[PokerFacee01]

-.-' I love the English accent. It's so much better and it's the original one after all, right? It's okay for Americans to have their own creation of the English language and be proud of it, but ey, don't try to correct an English person when they say or write something differently! Hellooo it's the ENGLISH language! It's THEIR language. And it's fucking beautiful! ;)

.

[Coteincdr]

@PokerFacee01 it's sukc!!! black dudes accent is the best!!!

[bones2k]

LOL

[zelfi3]

lol(:

[JustPhil22]

OK I'm through...appears like both, US people and UK people are kinda insane...Guess I gonna stick more on ozzies, they're just healthier for the psyche

[Awsumgrl96]

HA HA! I was born in London, and my dad grew up in England. He was the one who sent this to me. I live in America, and my dad and I got a GREAT laugh at this video! It's great to see this! HA HA!

[HuSTLe323420]

im 18 years old and im from america and ive grown up to belive america as a great country who gives a fuck about how we talk yeah no one else talks like us except to think about it ,everylanguage is unique , so on be hafle of the great ol' U.S.A. FUCK YOU My name is Alexander Thomas Skupien and i am PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN !!!!

[caffeine4671]

You're proud for having been born in a certain region, which is something that takes no accomplishment whatsoever? Confusing. Also, I would like to thank you for contributing to the 'American's have poor spelling and grammar' stereotype.

[deancoysh]

mate english people do not even speak like that ur mad mate cum dwn where i live trust ul c

[popeyy90]

people like you (americans) are the reason why the world hates america. the stupidest country in the world =)

btw if you ever come over to england at any point, you'll notice that NOBODY speaks like that, thought id let you know so that you could possibly stop making a dick of yourself.

[razorslipped]

The guy in the video is from the UK and it is supposed to be satire. No humor in you?

[popeyy90]

he is not from the UK. theres plenty of humour in me, i regret to announce i laughed a little at the dentistry bit. i just get pissy when im made fun of by americans because of the majority of people that populate it. i basically hate america as a nation.

[razorslipped]

And what is the majority of the people that populate it? Do you know the majority of them to make judgments?

What you are saying is not that you hate America as a nation, but the people who live there and that is ignorant of you which I'm guessing is what you hate in the Americans?

[TheBeautylsFake]

its humor not humour you fucking retard!

[lindarthebard]

It's humour, not humor you fucking twat.

England invented our writing system and has a governing body that keeps standards on how things are spelled. American schools keep a silly standard that was invented to dumb down the written language for Americans so they could learn to spell properly, which it seems they still can't do.

Good job proving the stereotype.

Oh, and just as one last argument, America is the only English-speaking country that spells it that way. Majority vote says "humour".

[ganjisgood]

"Good dnetistry? wow you caught me off guard" hahaha

[nick87c]

your an idiot

[OfficialProBrawler]

this video is a piss take out of the english... look up ur history before u make a gay vid to take the piss out of the country that found and made america...

[xKatWorldx]

two words....

MMMMMM TEA!

lmaooooo

[k1ttycat]

I actually love you

spiffing

[Godlovesyou234]

Haha, people from the UK joke and joke about USA and saying we are fat. But they never come over and say it to our face...Maybe because we will shoot them.

Nice vid, I found it rather interesting. In southern America, we drink Sweet tea, and it's very good.

[amarthishness]

yeah because were going to buy a plane ticket go all the way over there on a nine hour flight then tell you something you already know. After all obisety is one of your countries primary health concerns. And no this isnt sarcasm or dry wit, it is merly one bored man with a keyboard who felt like going on a rant.

[Godlovesyou234]

ALBA GU BRA!

[amarthishness]

very well said sir

[amarthishness]

Oh and whilst I'm at it, "god-loves-you" does your religion condone shooting a lot of people? I know it does condone taking slaves, as long as they come from a neighbouring country. So watch out Mexico and Canada! Now I think I've had a bit of a random rant about everything, so as the saying goes, go lick a doubble decker bus. Well no that wasnt the saying but there again who cares? I mean seriously is anyone out there still reading this crap? Anyways, what was my origional rant about?

[Godlovesyou234]

ALBA GU BRA!!

[amarthishness]

Ah yeah fat people! Hehehe.... jiggly.... Anyways I dont know why I'm even commenting, I'm scottish and obisety + heart disease are two of our counties biggest concerns, We're so bad for it were know as the "sickly old man of europe" Cancer strokes and heart disease are our three biggest killers, so if anything we're just as unhealthy as your generic american if not moreso. Now.... onto someother comment to and user to annoy! Amarth away!!!!

[Godlovesyou234]

ALBA GU BRA!!!!!

[kasparello]

i would like to say that in english - this is well bad mate...

[silentsoliloquy82]

LOL. I am American and like English tea. My english friend hates it. He will eat McDonalds and I won't. How about reversed stereotypes? :)

[Gardian5]

BLOODY WANK! Heres a joke for you, what do you call someone who can speak 3 languages? A trilingual right, what do you call someone who can speak 2 languages? A bilingual right, Well what do you call someone who can only speak one language???.......AMERICAN!!! LOLOLOL

[Soundbeforelight]

Erm, this was amusing but I was completely and utterly distracted by the spoon swimming around in your cup making that awful sound. If we're sticking to stereo types, all brits are supposed to be well-mannered. Having your spoon in your cup while you drink is PERPOSTUOUS!

[Sian1Law]

LMFAO im sorry but as soon as i read that comment i had to laugh because it is so true,my mum brought me up teaching me not to have the spoon in my tea

[Criystal]

Wow why are hot guys such pricks

[lfcjb94]

thtas not how we talk what a prick, go and take out the garbage from the trash can.

[Deesplight]

awesome!

[peacefulword]

this was funny =)

[JustPhil22]

pretty funny but noth british @ all

[Bugmann69]

very good video. i'm from chile, and we speak spanish. i learned how to speak english at school, and how to pronounce it has become a very hard thing to me.

thanks for helping, even a little.

greetings from chile!

sebastian

[razorleech]

erm...what language do americans speak? other than that. pretty funny video.

[Victorian9322]

LMAO! you are cute! and you are hilarious!

[Stubbleman]

WTF

[jjarvis69]

This is funny.

[fucknutkiller]

This pasty faced piss pipe is giving me the right hump, take this vid down or I'll be forced to hunt you down, take your eyes out and burn them and then kick your cunt in.

[indigodingobongo]

pasty faced piss pipe xD, thats excellent.

[thebackyardstalker]

wats the difference between the English and the Aussies' accents?

[fucknutkiller]

Are you joking? or are you just being American?

[fucknutbasher]

This shit stain wannabe is waiting to be discovered, he'll be waitin a long fuckin time, FUCKNUT!

[jammy764]

ok im english, thats so bad, were not even posh :| TWAT

[coolcatz699]

i just looooooooove hugh grant especially mickey blue eys

[Honeybunches13]

That was so cute! And It wasn't half as bad as you kept saying it would be! You really do remind me of Hugh Grant... except not old. It's a good combo! <3 Keep up the good work~!

[beyondgirl]

Btw this audio preview scared me to death! LoL :D

[beyondgirl]

I wish I had your accent!

[XxsandraonsafarixX]

a very cute loser!!!

<3<3<3

[DestFinis]

Hm...you look like Scott Bailey (well, at least your smile), and I bet you would sound like sXephil if you worked on your American accent. =)

[Hannah1509]

cute

[LordShadrach]

Awesome American Accent.

[Malika1]

Thanks!

[amynnat2007]

i donk know wat to make of this vid it was well funny !! made me laugh but also it may be quite offensive to us :/ lol good accent you sound like hugh grant!

[shnoz321]

LOL hugh grant must be one of the most boringest people in british history :P x

[snareblare]

Also both american and normal english are proper english

[snareblare]

Look at the languages when you are installing something orrr I didn't really get this and you mean translate into a more british accent.

[snareblare]

Umm no need for this there is american english and normal english...

[mimshpfreaky]

your hot!

[mediumphill]

legend what a vid!!

[winston508]

ha ha

funny as

you forgot the little finger on the tea cup....oh rather

[allthesethings0]

video wasnt that entertaining..

but.. your HOT :)

[MrDeverill]

Pretty funny

[BasiliskZero]

My friend found your vid quite useful for her history project last year. O= Everyone laughed, she says thank you very much.

[Hel1987]

Maybe purchase a crumpet...or two! Love it. ARe you English? You have an English sense of humour.

[Jack13150]

100th comment

good videos

[teddythefrency]

A video with an american, a british and a canadian between them would be very interesting.

[kittydreamz86]

What's a Canadian?

[FeedTheBirdsProd]

someone from CANDA

[DayDay80631]

funny video lol

[citywalks]

aha yeah i agree, you remind me of hugh grant!

[UltraProductionsVids]

Well, it wasn't the best video ever, and you did make fun of both the English and the Americans in a way... but I loved it! haha

Y'know you look and sound a little like Hugh Grant, only younger, obviously... Mmm, tea! ;)

[Blacknarcissa]

LOLLLLLL

YOU HAVE A FUNNY VOICEEEEEEe

[ExuKavera]

nhayn

[lomasenuno]

How funny... XD

Oh english tea!!!

XD

I'm from Argentina

[michigankid]

Luckily, I learned British in school.

Cheerio wat, tip top, mate. I fancy a choccie bickie.

[doniaz]

i still think you should do a pantless video. i mean in the nuddy pants.

[maksr66]

Lovely job mate! Really did like it. Brought a smile to my face, 5 out of 5.

[IMakeIceCreamForAll]

The teeth thing was a tad mean on us!!

But funny video, I must admit, even if you were taking the mickey out of us ...

The accent at the beginning and end were very convincing!

[performingartslove]

p.s

Mmmmmmmmmm tea!!

Lmaoo x u great x

[performingartslove]

Oh my god..

you are so fit,

are you english because i love people who speak like that it sexy :L

great video,

made me laugh,

american accents are nice and so are english

thanks very much for making this video worthwhile watching :):)

[TheYellag]

i loved the video i am english as well and althought i hate americans mocking us i do enjoy english mocking english pip pip what what and all that :D great

[drongoslice]

I was waiting (as an American) to be slightly offended...but when I read you were a rower, I had to smile. Anyone who can scull is my friend. ;)

What's strange is that Americans find British accents "educated" and "charming," whereas I think the saturation of American media in other English speaking locales makes people hate hearing us.

[soteriophobicturtle]

dude. I dont care what some of these people say... I laughed so hard on your video. Now, I'm one of those people that watches the videos and never comments, but you are getting trashed... wtf? It was hilarious!! Im American and wasnt the LEAST offended. I thought you made fun of the English even more than Americans... "I think I hear the queen calling..." That shit is funny. Plus, i have to mention, you have the best voice I've ever heard. And its not just the accent, though it plays into that.

[adramshaw]

:) thanks mate!! Lovely to hear some positives!!

Glad you enjoyed it.

[ParrishYo]

haha this is cute!

[liverpoolfan44]

oi canadians and americans are diff people man

[Dreed122]

Canadians are different than Americans, but more like the English. Meaning that Americans sound different than Canadians and English. Or That Canada is America's and England's imbread child.

[stevethelazy666]

canadians sound alot like americans and nuthin like brits!

[xXHitThatBongxX]

you make it seem like you have no life..

[stepsextm]

there are lot of well-fit people

less than 40% of people in america probably talk 'gangster' like or w/e so yeah

[spketterman]

Somehow I miss the self-important, pseudo-intellectual babbling responses to Dylan now. I can never recover the 90 seconds I wasted fast forwarding through this steamy turd.

[cannastar]

To be honest with you, you piss me off. You HAVENT MADE A VIDEO IN AGES. I was going to make a video response to you but it would hurty my channells image. A few things PLEASE GET RIDE OF YOUR SHITTY INTROS!!!! And stop dissing people who get so many more views than you (you can diss that annoying jewish kid though) As a realitivly english aussie (I went to school in the UK, one of your best to be frank) YOUR A FUCKING TWAT!!! I have no Idea why I subscribe to you........

[volvomantom]

Stoner.

[adramshaw]

:O oh dear!!

Sorry my channel with 30,000 views would make your 5,000 view channel look bad were you to reply :'(

Guess me having over 200,000 overall views on my videos just wouldn't help your obviously superior youtube progression.

I could have that no. way higher if i could still be bothered with videos....

We'll see what happens. but one thing you can be sure of... the stats are all pointing me out as better than you mate ;)

Nice one.

[k6tpl]

Well in America we do not use tea...Now it is designer Coffee with stars on it and micro Brews! Good Video however! So it gets stars!

[thegrrl]

It wasn't as good as i'd hoped, but i like the accent still. you're off on a lot of stuff, but good try :D

[Rutheus]

ha ha lol.. very entertaining! Well done!! Ol' chap ;) ha ha xxx

[Adriano9966]

you must have been bored

[londonkier]

you must hate yourself...

[robbeast]

i bet u regret making this video, i know i would

[masharules]

Tea sucks

[arryhuk]

Which one?Assam,Darjeeling,Earl Grey?

[Victorian9322]

Earl Grey is sooo good!

[arryhuk]

It is!!love the stuff along with crumpets with melted cheddar cheese,toasted muffins with butter and poached eggs,chunky granary bread and butter with a thick broccoli and stilton soup.

[Victorian9322]

i should try that stuff. Lady Grey is pretty boss, as well.

[tehdreamer]

crate of crumpets and barrel of tea

[adri4you2004]

wow, talk about pce ;)) i'm a complete stranger to the differences(or the spelling i might add) but ...quite interesting (and this was a demmo of a british comm, i usually have no idea what kinda english i'm speakin...keep em coming pls)

[marytaylor88]

lmao u r awesome!Anywayz I luv the American one its more like simple and easier 4 pronouncing!cutieeeee mwa mwa

[turbomaruz]

mmm tea!....funny and cute!

[Lia360]

Dude!!!you're cute and hilarious! Loved the dialogs (or dialogues? ^ ^)

[OverFjell]

...Hardly any Brits are actually like that.

[svrbastard]

hey u r so cute

[svrbastard]

hey u r so cute

[indiemotronic]

haha, you rule.