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  • It makes me sick, the fat old farts who walk around completely naked, they shave and stick toliet paper in their asses to dry their crack. They leave towels all over the floors and benches and some stink even after they take their nine hour showers.

  • Eww who would perve over you.. *shudders*

  • First of all, I'm in middle school. 6th grade to be exact. The teachers said that in the locker rooms, everyone will be in such a rush that they won't be looking at other people more concentrating on getting to class. They were wrong. Everyone is anyways looking at everyone & I've even thought about relocating my locker because my locker is in the middle of EVERYTHING. All the other girls are staring at me & each other. They drive me INSANE!

  • I just want to suck on a cock for the first time. Can anyone out there help me? By the way, Im bi (male) of course.

  • most of yu are locker room trolls that sit in and wait and watch for people to undress, and thats one thing that has given gay people a bad name also, that we lust after every guy , wanna see any guy naked , and are like basically sex driven trolls. When i go to gym i dont anyone trying to give me a show either , im not interested , and i definitely am not in there to find a date so trust me im not trying to look at every naked part i can, thats sleazy . Most of yu sound like dime store queens,

  • Who goes the gym anymore, that is so last century, it's yoga darling these days, and there is only one rule, don't cum on my mat and I won't cum on yours...

  • Homophobic

  • Naked men ... I would love to be u!!!!

  • Lol Good video. I guess you must have seen some pretty unattractive guys in your locker room to be so annoyed by them haha

  • I totally agree with you.

  • What pisses me off?

    Well, men like you!

  • I have never been into a looker room where people is nacked. In Colombia it is like a "tabú" or prohibited to be nude with other people...I think it is because of the culture and the religious issue.

    (by the way, I would love to be in one of them! lockers from Noth AMerica and Europe are like a dream to me jajaja!  :D )

  • dude chill out

  • 1.That guy hanging out & stretching in the locker room thinks he's Brian Kinney, lol! 2. People constantly try to talk to me when I have my music going! Grrr!

  • "That awkward moment in the locker room when you realize you are not the only person in there freaked out by the over abundance of naked flesh..."

    it's awkward when you realize that other people share your sentiment??? Isn't that the opposite of awkward? "oh I hate it when others agree with me".

  • I used to hate it when the old female teachers would talk to us, butt naked, when we were in middle school.

    Ugh.

  • Sooooo many clichés. Just integrate you homosexuality in your life and stop making it its center. Boring.

  • One Word. Homophobes.

  • This is one of the reasons why I do not use the lockers at my highschool.

  • Look, if you are gay, and find yourself in a men's locker room, just enjoy the show, but keep it to yourself. You are likely to have a much better (and safer) time that way. What is not to like? It may be one of the few times you will get to see what that handsome guy looks like without a shirt, and of course, you will see more than that, and you will have great fantasies the next time you jack off. But save your reaction for then!

  • @ExplorationB - Don't pretend to be straight when you're gay. Hate pretenders.

  • @justobecontinued agreed i would appreciate that in fact the locker room is probably my favorite part about sports and the gym

  • You DON'T want a guy's junk in your face? What kind of gay are you?

  • @Justobecontinued perhaps the non slutty variety. there are a few of us out there... If I don't know a guy I don't want his junk in my face either.

  • Your videos are funny as hell

  • What annoys me is guys who think their discomfort around naked men is my problem.

  • i don't have any experience,but i would definitely like to use your rules XD 

  • You are too old for me .. yuck ..

  • i remember pe in highschool.

  • @xAinonaix So do I, and my favorite part was the group shower afterward.

  • this video should be dubbed "just because I'm gay doesn't mean..."

  • lol i use tho whole "im wearing headphones i cant hear you" everyday... sometimes i forget theres no music playing :D

  • Guys who take an impossibly long time to change and get out. *shudder*

  • Your boring as fuck! :P

  • OH MY GOD I can't stand it when I am at my locker changing and some guy comes up to me and starts talking to me.And I actually had to push a guy away from me and he is standing there naked at my locker talking to me.But the most annoying thing what men do in the locker room is when we go take a shower and while we are taking a shower some of the guys are slaping each others asses,and sqweezing them too.when some get out of the shower and go up to you and say "hey" you look up, u see their juck.

  • @MegaDustin101 grow up. you shouldn't even be showering. Im a girl and change in the lockerroom and i see girls tits,butt and ass. and i don't make it a big deal. Mostly women don't make this a big issue. you just seeing thier junk so? I see tits and the vagina. Those guys are open minded and at least they are not prude. If you ever want to become in the acting industry or especally model industry don't bother. if show show this attitude towards people you will be kicked out.

  • @MegaDustin101 don't start with the double standard crap.

  • i got one..... DON'T DROP THE SOAP or ELSE

  • is it that big a deal? when i go in one i just change and mind my own business an if a guy starts talking to u tlk back just dont stare at him its all guys in their an guys hav diks dont make a big deal about it if ur gay then obvi ull be shy or love it lol im st8 i dont think its a big deal

  • first one to ejaculate in their own ass is the weinnier

  • this video reminds me of my high school days in the locker at Brooklyn, i get to bully my classmates because of their small ding-dongs, we always see each other's penis while in the shower. i had no problem because i have a 6" flaccid and 9" erect penis. hahaha... old chums..... one time, we even masturbated in the showers..... we also tried fucking ourselves after gym(in the shower).... good times, good times...

  • everything you just described would be like a dream come true for me.....stuck in a locker room full of naked men with their junk flopping around everywhere LMAO Help me dress up as a dude so I can sneak into the mens locker room please hehe

  • Oh come on Dan - This is a bit ridiculous don't think - It seems to me you are more interested about what other men are doing in the locker room. Just change into your speedo and leave

  • I go to this fancy gym filled with old rich guys (I have a company discount), and a lot of them just sit around naked on the couch watching TV. Extremely awkward.

  • Old people are creepy when they look at me in looker...

  • Ooft how akward. Im usually the one staring at peoples junk xd. Damn... I need a bf -cry

  • Classic, just classic! 

  • I try to avoid locker rooms...but if I have to use them I always have a towel around my waist and am never entirely naked...I'm just too self-conscious and shy I guess.

  • @ExplorationB But my hates include: 1. People who towel whip each other while naked. I don't care if your friends, your naked an in my face. & 2. Guys who feel the need to talk to you while they are naked, after you've moved away. They just don't get it :/

  • Hahahaha. I love you ExplorationB xD

  • I don't mind kids in the locker room, honestly what do they care. My pet peeves are 1. Old women becuase they force me to think of the horrible things that will happen to me as i age. 2. Flat chested women who don't notice I can tell they are glaring at my chest. Yes if i go for a swim at the gym I'm going to take off my swimsuit becuase i'm comfortable with myself. No that is not an invitation to pass judgement on me.

  • My pet hate about locker rooms in general:

    no individual changing rooms!!!!

    They're not hard or that expensive t install!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    PLEASE!!!! Just get those!!!!!!!!!!

  • lmao. this reminds me of what happen to my friend when we were in the library. she doped her pen and she reach down to the floor to get it. while she was doing it she commented by saying"oh shit,my heads gonna be right next your ass,please don't fart" lol!

  • wow I didn't know guys went thru all that, I've never noticed a girl acting that way, in a girls change room :)

  • Dude, time to chill. It's a locker room! You can pretty much choose what you do and do not look at. And you can conceal your nakedness quite easily. At my gym (which is, best I can tell, about 90% straight), some guys parade from their lockers to the can, then the shower, then the hot tub, then the shower, then their locker, all with a towel flipped over their shoulder and their junk swingin' in the breeze. Others wrap a towel around their waist before they drop their jock. It's all cool.

  • LMAO @ Ancient Root vegetable!! - I was just complaining about similar locker room experiences. Mine usually involve ppl changing RIGHT NEXT TO ME when there is a ton of free space and old hairy naked dudes who casually stroll around.

  • I went into the locker room to change into my workout clothes a while back, and there was this old dude sitting there (granted in the back, but there's nothing obscuring the view) completely naked, masturbating. He couldn't have been younger than 70.

    And this was at a Christian university's gym *facepalm*

  • @TheMetalGuitar123 OMG how grosse, though I have seen similar things in nursing homes and you don't wana KNOWs the comments they make. but STILL it's grosse either way lol

  • Ugh, i detest the gym. But luckily all the hottest guys are always more reserved then others. So, it's more like an ethereal beauty rather than a primal "confidence".

  • @Sanctuaryofstars Primal Confidence, good call!!!

  • Haha nice one dan! The ubc gym totally sucks is busy all the time and is full of insecure students who don't really do that stuff. I'm thinking about joining one in burnaby though. I'll keep these pet peeves in mind!

  • @FastMovinTrain Ah the Fitness First? You should see if there is another kind, the FF have seemed to be neglected since the Steve Nash took over

  • I get it. You're not a fondler. =)

    (I might be a fondler. HA!)

  • @Sttubbs A Fondler? LOL Wassat??

  • @ExplorationB Someone who likes to fondle. Fondle: to handle or touch lovingly, affectionately, or tenderly. =)

  • my problems are that nobody approaches me and gives me their number haha

  • @Coldheart19 I think you need to talk to @tendercharles he seems to have that covered

  • @ExplorationB yea apparently so but i dont want my clothes stolen in the process haha

  • Oh god, that canadian accent is really starting to show... You're one of us now MUAHAHAHA! Worst locker room experience for me was when a couple started getting pretty intimate 2 meters from me. If you're going to do it in public, at least wait till the coast is clear! Also: grampa penises... Yuck! Yuck! YUCK!

  • @kamil5550 LOL I noticed my accent when I edited :-(

    Ewww.... old elephant trunks... uncool uncool!!

  • I just totally agree with all the things you talked about.

    The one main thing that I really dislike is when even someone I know comes up to me and slaps me on the rear and say, Great workout! I don't want anyone touching me must less slapping my ass, they can say Great workout but please don't slap my ass dude, that is a no go zone!

  • @ThroughMyEyes100 even if they add *no homo* at the end?

  • @ExplorationB Especially if they add *no homo* at the end! lol

    You almost had me on that one, just like the time on tiny chat.

  • Makes me want to go to the gym now xD.Hot homoerotic fantasies abound in the men's locker room. Count me in!!!

  • @Made4542 i just dont get it :-(

  • @ExplorationB If their sexy guys I don't see the problem :P

  • I don't go to the gym so i don't have any rules tbh. The idea of being perved on whilst changing would REALLY annoy me. I'd be like 'go perv over yourself'. :p

  • @TheBlueStarBaby Ew... and then they perve over themselves right there in front of you... gross

  • @ExplorationB I'm usually gone by that time so i save myself from it! I mean i REALLY don't wanna be perved over. I have my bf for that,i don't need strange people doing it. Just ergh! :p

  • Wow. Trying to film people in the locker room? That's disturbing. That's enough to keep me from going to the gym.

  • @Jimplicit Yeah that sucked. I was just glaring at him and he kept pretending he had a dropped call.

  • When straight men (i am unsure about gay men too) show off their junk to each other

  • @Homochild Wow that would be awkward.

  • My thing is little kids in the locker room. Like why bring your 5 year old child into the men's locker room when everything at eye-level for them is some guy's junk?

  • @mrejj04 Yeah why the hell would you do that? Get a babysitter or something! Kids and the Gym don't mix

  • @mrejj04 I bring my little 2 year old into the female locker rooms with me. but if I'm bringing all my kids we go and change in the disabled/Family room (it usually doubles as both) But I don't like my young children to go in by themselves because they might get molestered and trust me it happens.

  • @mrejj04 - Are you a pervert? What a stupid comment

  • @70sRob How does that make me sound like a pervert? All I said was little kids in the locker room makes no sense to me. Maybe you should watch the video and read the entire comment before you call someone a perv.

  • @mrejj04 - Oh this is so stupid. Tell me where are kids with their dads supposed to change into their swimsuits - Outside??? Give me a break. Men and boys have a penis. What is your point??? It's so stupid

  • @mrejj04 so they can suck it DUH

  • are you sure you werent dreaming? tee hee

  • @sleekcartim NIGHTMARE

  • LOL....Doug hates the men's locker room....not because he's worried someone would try to pick him up.....but he says there is stuff (men) hanging everywhere.....with one foot up on the bench and one on the floor so it all can hang....just sitting and standing around talking naked......I think men have no shame!!!!

  • @76gottaloveme Thankfully there isn't TOO much of that kinda stuff but I mean come on, it's not a place to socialise ha hah 

  • Is it me, or is there being alot of locker room ettiquite videos being made of late?

    I'm beginning to think the male locker room is a haven for male homoerotic activity. Maybe I should stop working out at home!

  • @SugarInHisBlood LOL....as if you would do anything in the locker room!!!!!!

  • @SugarInHisBlood Are there? I will have to check it out.

  • Sounds like some real weirdos go to the gym for the wrong reason :/. Surely there's like a stretching area that guy can go rather than hanging out in the changing room. And surely there's much better places they could go to hang around naked guys, places where they would actually get some action. lol. Creepy.

  • Love you! :) Funny vid

  • @lays304 LOL Aww thanks

  • My advice. Just dont use them, get changed at home.

  • @Markstubation01 I started to do that :-) I have a wicked shower at home, but gotta chuck stuff in the lockers.

  • Not to get personal Dan, but it looks like some one hit you under your left eye. :) Is it because you were looking at their junk in the lockerroom. Just asking.

  • @Fightdog I never EVER have to be told twice

  • Love this video about lockerroom etiquette. :-D YouTube video: 3hE7G6NwbtQ

  • @SereneFire88 ha ha ha ha ha

  • @ExplorationB ;-D

  • I hate it when guys clip their toe nails in the locker room. DISGUSTING bits of nail flying everywhere!!

  • @dfan Wow SPEW I wanna vomit, that is super gross.

  • LOL Good thing my gym is too small to have a locker room. I go to a small local gym that is near my house and has only a small bathroom. But if there was one there I would not be in there often because of many other reasons that includes what you said in this video but mainly because of the old creeps that hang around in there for some reason.

  • @thatoneshyguy20 What is it with the old creeps? It's like once you hit a certain age you get your decency goes out the window lol

  • LOL hahahahahahahahah!!!!! I think it's time to change your gym dude. Obviously you've been stalked by creeps. LOL

  • @lancecowboy Ha ha ha, I just go in, use the locker then split. I got it down to about 2 mins - it's a skill

  • Hahahahaaaaaa !! Sweet nightmare .... ♂+♂ = ♂♂ ღ ¸¸¸.ღ♪*•.¸ ¸¸.ღ♪*•.¸ ¸¸.ღ♪*•.¸ ღ (*-*) ღ

  • @boricuas4669 LMAO

  • Ok I am 100% Happy in any locker room ;O) If people want to look at my junk....Cool :O)

  • @depfox Rickonearth checks out all the guys junk in the lockerroom!

  • @Fightdog HA HA HA HA HAAAAA It's totally true - I can tell

  • @depfox YOu would be... LOL Weirdo

  • you can tell who the dirty old men are by the comments...that sounds hot, LOL, ummm that sounds disgusting and perverted...thank god i go to the girls locker room

  • @xxlipzxx I know right - I have Cindy Laupers song in my head as I read them lmao

  • Well, I would LOVE to tell you my pet peeves about the locker room, but I haven't been in one in about 30 years. I tend to forget after that long a hiatus.

  • @CatotheCensor1 That would be one way to solve my problem...

  • Go to the gym, but I refuse to use locker rooms...for....so many reasons....unpleasant...reason­s...

    I never want to go through that again....

  • @Lanedude08 If you ever need to talk I can give you the number of a good therapist - together you two can work through this...

  • @ExplorationB

    Oh, don't get me wrong, it wasn't that bad. I was just being too dramatic. Seems to be in my nature, excuse me.

    There was just this old guy in the locker room and he was a little too proud of himself. Mind you, he was not at all aesthetically pleasing. It was like watching pig skin on a hook dance morbidly...that's the best way I can describe it anyway. He still goes to the gym, but the main reason I stay out is the BO is so strong and it's usually packed.

  • @Lanedude08 ewwww

  • @LEROYG1963 LOL I am a Gentleman :-P

  • @a40yearoldcub LOL THANKS

  • man I have to go to your locker room....sounds hot. LOL. Jk. I want to see your tattoos. The one on your neck is so cute.

  • @DirBlair there is a video around on my profile of my Tatts :-) I always get asked about the lips one

  • @ExplorationB well it is the most obvious. I love tattoos. I'm going to get a fourth soon. I have a video on my channel for the big one I got last year on my birthday. :) they're so addicting.

  • @DirBlair oh yeah I remember seeing that one! They are totally addictive :-)

  • @ExplorationB @caciquepadilla LOL!! The rest of the story is a lot less cute, he asked me out on a date but I couldn’t go that night and I guess he thought I was not interested or something... I called him back so we could reschedule and he already had another date. It is still a cute story :)

  • i hated highscool locker rooms cause they just smelled awful and the kids acted stupid as hell in there. one kid ripped a urinal off the wall.

  • @caciquepadilla Holy hell. Our Highschool locker room wasn't even used that much, we just could go in and change, no showers.

  • @ExplorationB we never did the shower thing. it was weird.

  • Hahaha!! I hate the locker room!! I had someone once that stole my clothes and towel... I was one naked furious guy lol

  • @TenderCharles OMG serious! That is insane... how did you get out of it?

  • @ExplorationB It is actually a really cute story, a guy borrowed me his pants so I could get out the locker room so I could find my clothes that was in the hallway. I gave the pants back to the gentleman and we exchanged numbers :P

  • @TenderCharles Awww that is super cute :-)

  • @TenderCharles Did you go on a date? Details lol

  • @TenderCharles lol yes details

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