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  • Remember this CELLPHONES

  • That fucking tail, man... I want to snuggle it. Whatthefuck.

  • I love Christmas. I am not on gifts with my friends so I only worry about getting for my closest family (sister, brother, mom, dad and niece) sure this means I don't get much myself in regard of gifts but it is alright, it is not about the gifts anyway :)

    The last few years I haven't been to any Christmas parties with school or anything, simply cause no one held any, but I am cool with that. For me it is a time I can enjoy and relax, no stress on my part ^_^

  • ALot of people dont know it but Chistmas is actually mad eup of pagan traditions.

  • @LoopieLou110 Yea Christmas has pretty much nothing to do with Christianity, nothing about it is Christian at all. It's just a co-opted holiday the Christians decided they will take over to make it point to them.

  • I like Christmas because of the following: music, gift giving, my family has managed to keep it like it should be.

  • Dear Christians, get you own Holiday, so yeah, us pagans/neopagans perfer the tredition of taking trees into our houses so they can servive the winter.

  • Foamy helps me get through being alone on Valentines day XD

  • im atheist. i celebrate christmas.

    i dont see it as a day for god. (doesnt he already get every sunday or something?)

    its a day where my family can get tougher once a year, and not kill each other.

    christmas is about family, not religion

  • @jorg252 If atheists had their way no day would be for God, and also it is spelt together not tougher.

  • @icesword77 yeah, thats true. i made a typo, kill me over it XD

    and there are many atheists that would go that far and just cause trouble and fights. but thats why i hate religion. it has caused more hate then love. i am atheist so i could avoid the conflict, not start it.

    so yeah, there are the bastard atheists, but there are bastards everywhere you go that try to ruin things. but thats life, there is always someone trying to ruin everything. :/

  • @icesword77 God is dead.

  • @icesword77 No day has to be for God, though. The implication of your comment is that atheists want to get rid of religion althogether. Not true, there ARE anti-theists, but the majority of atheists just want religion to stay out of their everyday lives.

    Look, if you want to have a day for God, have a day for God, nobody's stopping you. But don't force atheists to be a part of it. They don't believe in God, they don't want to be part of your rituals. Leave them alone.

  • @hotelmario510 The thing is 90% of atheists are butthurt and think just because someone has a bumper sticker that says I love god on it or something like that, that they are "being involved" or if some kid prays in church their children are "being involved" I would be fine with Atheists if I was able to sit down and talk to one of them without them shouting at me whilst shooting spit out of their mouth trying to "peacefully" tell me their ideals when I was praying before my meal.

  • @icesword77 Uh, no. Those people are atheists, yes. But they're also what I like to call "assholes".

    Sorry, but how the hell can you just ASSUME that all atheists are bigoted like that? That is, in itself, bigoted. Not all atheists are like that. As an atheist myself, I don't give a shit about what you believe, as long as you don't push it on me. I'm not going to stop you believing, and nobody else should.

    You have this all wrong.

  • @jorg252 well said my friend finally some actual logic in the comments...poor spelling, but sound logic. lol jk

  • hmm mistletoe on vagina good idea...

  • robotica is where its at

  • As a pagan, I truly do not give a fuck about christmas. If people want ot celebrate it, fine, but if you shove christmas in my face on every street corner and shop window, I'm going to stay the fuck inside.

  • MOTHER OF GOD ITS MERRY CHRISTMAS IF U DONT LIKE IT SHUT IT

  • NEED...MORE...FOAMY SONGS

  • But still I think Foamy is right once again :D

  • I agree with Foamy halfway.I do agree that christmas has changed but,I have yet to see someone drunk on the holidays.I think people are just happy to get presents now.YOUR SUPOSED TO BE GIVING NOT BEING BRIBED TO BE NICE YOU COCKS!!!!!

  • This is me..... I now hate Christmas, not because of what it SHOULD stand for, because of what it has become. XP

  • I don't really remember anything from last christmas, could be because of the drunken bar fights, could be because I had some valium and a case of liquor... I DON'T KNOW, but it's safe to say It'll happen again.

  • I don't like to get drunk on Christmas... But I need something to drown out the fucking in-laws.

  • I agree with him about the "why is Christmas just an excuse to get pissed" bit. isn't every part of the year an excuse for scumbags to get blathered? No one can seem to have any fun without being drunk out of their god damn skulls and it just makes you sad and pathetic

  • @lornarosefox

    That would be the desert or Antarctica. There's still Christmas in places near the equator.

  • The 46 or so ppl who didn't like this video should throw a party and die in a mass suicide pact because clearly you still believe ppl care what you think XD

  • Foamy should fly to some hot place where there is no xmas?

    I can get his point Christmas is too material world

    its awful having pressure of rushing for gifts which is why I like to do Xmas shopping 2 months in advance coz its a nightmare getting things that would sell out.

  • Thank you for caring :)

  • humbug....

  • awesome. that is exactly how i feel. foamy you rock

  • the creator of Foamy musta really loved Invader Zim.

  • God bless the retail slaves who have to deal with hellspawn screaming that they want a toy and their hell spew parents who rag on them for that extra squeezed discount off something that they will want to return after new years anyway.

  • I'm in tears.... Thank you Foamy. You of all squirrels would show understanding to those who see through the bullshit that is christmas.

  • Bill Hicks, im sorry it took me so long, but bill hicks came back as a Squirrel

  • 'Just a bunch of douchbags falling all over eachother while an alchohol induced slut runs around with Mistletoe strapped to her vagina' ahh, this brings back so many fond memories... ahh, good times, good times.

    That was no holliday party either. For us, that was thursday at the office.

  • i was a bit of a humbugger around christmas time and one of teh guys at my work wouldnt get off my ass about how i was being a humbugger and this is the guy that sucks the most cock so he can get the early promotions that come up. well after dealing with it all day...i ran into him on my way home from work and the guy started giving me shit because i wasnt being hapyy about chirstmast...so i punched him in the face, told him to fuck off and walked away. best gift i gave the guy ever.

  • Foamy... what if that humbugger was my mom... who always loves the holiday season... and is bringing you down and the whole christmas season was a giant clusterfuck of emotional shit and I just want to have a good time...even before mom dragged the fucking tree out of the goddamn house!!! What do you have to say about that?

  • power to the humbugers

  • my holiday spirit died when i was 7 so dont talk to me about humbugging when you only do one nice thing all year around assholes

  • on the first day of christmas i gave to you MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS

  • Theres no cure for genital warts

  • I've learned so many new names to call idiots in my world from Foamy ranting to ppl in his.. LOL

  • Its all true I love this cartoon that states the truth.

  • Agreed. Christmas is blown way out of proportion. Let's take a year off.

  • Dear Foamy, You are a super hero. How is it that a cartoon squirrel gets it, and human beings dont? I bet hanging out with your creator would be bitchin awesome. Signed, J - Future Lord of Lies and Prince of Darkness. (Im invading Hell soon, we should discuss alliance propoganda, I;d like for you to retain your freedom when I am master of all. 0_0)

  • geez i agree with foamy about the whole alcohol thing, i remember asking a lot of my non-christian friends (i don't have a problem with that) about why they celebrate christmas, most of them say "oh i love christmas so i can chug down some beers and get wild at a party, yeah!" *facepalm*

  • truthfully i like Christmas for how happy it makes people, to be with their families and friends.

    To be able to help a depressed guy get his self confidence and happiness back...and to be tolerant of everyone no matter who it is.....least that's how i spend my Christmas

  • mistletoe strapped her vag lol

  • is it just me or does foamy blink a lot in this one?

  • @shadowsa2b its morse code :O

  • Count the times he blinked

  • hells yeah

  • Turn on Captions. Turn on Transcribe Audio. 1:08. Laugh.

  • Fuck yea.

  • Atheism=the only way to get out of it.

  • hiya!! my owners name is juliet (acctualy its a guy hes just special *cofe cofe* gay *cofe*)

    my names hollywood (no im not a guy im a chick squirrel) anyway i have brown eyes white fur and usualy i party alot (raves, new years, birthdays, ect) dosent mean im not smart though!

    *twitch twitch* god! make the voices stop shouting in my head *bangs head on coffee table* gaaah!!!

    juliet: uh.. im takeing her home now sorry people!

  • I don't mind the gifts or the people. I do however hate driving to their house or listening to them whine because they didn't get what they wanted or that they didn't get enough gifts. I also can't stand the thought of spending an entire months income not to mention a week and a half preparing for a meal that lasts an hour, and half the leftovers go bad. I would be fine with cheeseburgers and pumpkin pie... And eggnog

  • Go home ?

  • overdeveloped cocksnot lol

  • A-FUCKING-MEN!!!!!!! ... wait ...

  • Once upon a time I actually liked Xmas--until the dept. stores started putting up Xmas decorations--in AUGUST. It's hard to love a holiday that lasts FIVE MONTHS. :P

  • As an Atheist, I'm rather pleased with the over-commercialization of christmas.

  • @COLUMBINE1818 when you become a fucking tree and get cut down by someone with an axe then you can enjoy having a baby jesus hung on you...you blasphomus asshole!

  • @TheSlasher6 Silly christian, people don't turn into trees. 

  • @COLUMBINE1818

    as an agnostic, i laugh at atheist's attempt to be anti-religion when they are a religion themselves

  • @Demiurge13 Atheism isn't trying to disprove or prove anything. It's simply about a lack of belief. Those that tend to get up in peoples face about it are just annoyed by the pious, or the kind of people that spout wrong information about their religion. Who's proud to be agnostic? Indecisive bastard. And to the guy down there with the shitty Dane Cook joke, I hope you grow out of that phase.

  • @DarianVincent123 Hail Satan

  • @Demiurge13 Atheism is not an organized religion. It's just a generic term.

  • finally!!!

  • sooooooooooooooooooo true!!! XD

  • Personally, I hate how everyone expects a gift. Direct family I understand. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse I understand. Your kids are given. But that guy in accounting that sometimes bring you a stale donut, the crossing guard at your kids school, and your third cousin on your stepmother's side, these people don't need gifts. And people still stress about getting people like this gifts. Just focus on your love ones. And you will be good.

  • @kvc431 i hate how its all about gifts and shit like that... should be about enjoying the days as YOU WANT! not about doing anything that others want you to do

  • Foamy DOES to holiday specials. He bitches about Christmas every year! :D

  • What's a douchbag?

  • @Japanesemuffins99 its any expression meaning to insult someone. the literal term is a vaginal cleansing device

  • I used to be a humbugger until I took a sleigh to the knee

  • HELL TO THE FUCK YEA I LOVE FOAMY..OH and BTW you Christian M'kers...Stop stealing Pagan Holidays. Your Savior wasn't born Dec 25th ... He was born in the Summer. How about saying "Happy Yule" .... Yule Tree, Yule LOG.

    GET YOUR OWN DAMN HOLIDAYS and don't be surprise when you don't hear me say Merry Christmas....now have a happy new year and learn a few things so you don't embarrass yourself anymore

  • @krismatl25 It's ignorant that you honestly believe Christains celebrate the date as a fact. It's symbolic your moron. Considering Christmas back with the Romans was about Sex and gifts, I think Christians have made it their own. Stealing is taking an idea and doing it exact, Christmas today is nothing like the Romans did.

    But lets talk about people like you, stop taking Christian Holidays off. If you don't believe, you don't deserve to celebrate it despite it's origin.

  • @kikook222 Yeah, so stop celebrating Christmas, you egotistical jerkoff. You don't deserve to celebrate it since you aren't pagan, since more religions celebrated the holiday a hell of a lot longer than christianity.

  • @krismatl25 Forgive me if I'm fuzzy on this but Didn't Foamy do a rant about how stuff like this comment was yuppy bullshit?

    The Lord and Master Foamy is trying to say If you believe in it, don't let anyone stop your from celebrating it but if you don't then no one has the right to make you celebrate it. (The name of the video I'm talking about is "No Christmas For you!")

  • @BoiseSoonerDom I was quite happy as an atheist celebrating xmas until the arrival of the "Keep Christ in Christmas" and "Just Say Merry Christmas" crowds. Now I'm being forced to celebrate it a certain way instead of celebrating it however I want. That's the problem; anyone who tells someone how to talk or act at christmastime is part of the problem. It doesn't matter whether they're anti-xmas or anti-anti-xmas; it's the same self-righteous attitude either way.

  • @cyanmanta I can see that.

  • @cyanmanta

    This December, celebrate Saturnalia instead. Aside from the fact that it's just cool, you get some bewildered reactions from people when you wish them a good one.

  • @cyanmanta Teach at my church when I found it?

  • @krismatl25 get the fuck over it your bitching about people adopting christmas so for the love of god stop bitching and well god bless you and hopefully jesus will save you one day

  • @krismatl25 Well... the summer for me is in december... so im confused.

  • @krismatl25 u mad bro? im a christian and im not religious but i care when people call christians m'kers. ur such a troll so go die in a hole

  • @10bluedude1 Your part of a relgion but not religious wtf????

  • I've Wathced This Plently Of Times, And I Just Now Realized That It Was Made On My Birthday xD

  • thanks foamy, you explained it perfectly for me. I'll use this one every year in explanation.

  • Humbuggers I thought you meant hamburgers

  • I personally like that time of year because I enjoy being with my family, we all get along, prank and joke with each other so I don't have those issues. :)

  • i thought the title said Hamburgers i dont know why

  • Hey awsome dude. Aka niki( Shenika garcia)

  • he sounds like he had a life time supply of helium

  • 1:38 the reason I'm asexual

  • this guy sounds like ishatonyou its awsome!

  • 'Tis the season to be Foamy,

    fa la la la la

    Go fuck yourselves.

  • @Artsytails2000 I approve!

  • his mouth is as bad as ever. and here i thought he had gotten a bit better.

  • Tis The Season To Go Play With Some Plastic Bags Motherfucker!

  • Are you calling me a drunk?! XDDDDD I Love You Foamy!

  • You know what I don't like? When Thanksgiving is coming, and most people think about Christmas instead. :/

  • And I thought only I didn't like all this christmas rituals.

  • foamy blinks a lot

  • How come when I look up Christmas I dont see Jesus?

  • when i watch george carlin i see a philosopher who wasn't a comedian but who instead merely spoke his mind. when i watch foamy i see the same thing but in squirrel form. :D

  • tis the season to go play with plastic bags Motherfuckers

  • this is exactly what i think of christmas

  • @commercialization: so what get over it. @another rant in a row: lame, @least space them out.

  • I was playing with the snowflakes the entire time xD

  • Mistletoe strapped to her vagina xD

  • the snowflakes make it right <3

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  • I hear all caps makes your point clear on matters involving youtube and the internet.

  • I get told "Stop being a grinch" every year. SHUT THE HELL UP! CHRISTMAS IS OVER COMMERCIALIZED AND IS NOT THE SAME AS IT WAS WHEN I WAS A CHILD! AND THOSE BILLBOARDS THAT SAY CHRISTMAS IS THE ONLY REASON FOR THE SEASON CAN GO SHOVE THAT SAYING UP THEIR ASS. CHRISTMAS IS NOT THE ONLY GOD DAMN HOLIDAY DURING THE WINTER. NOTE WHY ITS CALLED "THE HOLIDAYS"

    Thank you for letting me vent and voice my opinion :3

  • "Like if you read "hamburger

  • @369874123: I thought it said the same thing! :D

  • @369874123 I didn't read "hamburger," but now I want one. Because I'm a fat fuck.

  • for some xmas is holiday,for others is religion ,for others is just presents but for me is just no cares,no school,no stress or any other thing.i want my xmas to be just relaxing,cheerful i dont want parties , proms or anything else involving people .SO FOAMY IS RIGHT XMAS SUCK

  • lol turn on the snowflake effect on the video

  • Dis is awesome

  • I'd love to meet a girl at a holiday party with mistletoe strapped to her vagina. #Winning

  • "Hey, where's your holiday spirit, it's christmas!"

    My answer-Well, my christmas spirit went up your ass along with the rest of your christmas enema's, which is now causing you to shit holiday spirit all over my carpet...GET THE FUCK OUT!

  • While you can, click the snowflake for this vid.

  • 40 people have no life

  • I thought this episode said "hamburgers". Silly me

  • @sKuLlZandAXE dude, me too! XD

  • This is why I love my family, we just do the best we can and always have an awesome time anyways. :D

  • super - super - super

  • I keep thinking the title says Humburgers.

  • when i pause the video it took me an hour to fill the screen with that snowflake button

  • damn, this is a breath of fresh air. if i had a nickel for every asshole who gave me shit "for being a scrooge" id have enough money to buy a gun and shoot them. foamy, as time has passed, you have lost none of your wisdom

  • @ktrooll well according to Jack's dog he has been around long enough to have seemingly infinite wisdom about people's habits(: I love Foamy<3

  • i totally agree with the drinking at Christmas or any holiday thing. it pisses me off. here here Foamy, here here.

  • I'm a humbugger and proud of it!

  • can we have a foamy sinatra jazz album PLEEAAASSSSEEE

  • Did I hear empathy from Foamy just there??

  • I got vodka, beer, and chocolate-covered pretzels for christmas. My family "gets" me!

  • as a devout humbugger of the holiday season, i would like to say thank you foamy for understanding me and my fellow humbuggers

  • @LordAdj Hehe, I dislike it because of the fact 'christmas' was in fact a ploy to make the 'heathen' masses become christian. Then it became material.

  • @aregolas true very true and let's not forget a day to celebrate the birth of jesus, dec. 25th, is a bit wide of the mark

  • @LordAdj Further proving that that's all it was. :) They were trying to draw them away from their own celebrations.

  • Looks even better with the youtube snowflakes on. >^.=.^<

  • I am a true humbugger. I get so depressed and stressed this time of year.

  • OMG foamy you have the best singing voice

  • INTERNET FIGHT IN THE COMMENTS!!!

  • @Dtctr010 SHIT IS GOING DOWN, I REPEAT; SHIT IS GOING DOWN!

  • When I read the comment about the snowflake I was like, "What snowflake?!" Then I found it and clicked it and started moving my mouse to play around with the snowflakes, only half listening to Foamy. lol.

  • Foamy should do a rant about how Black Friday is now Black Thursday. What the fucking fuck? Are you fucking kidding me?

    Now right after Thanksgiving dinner people go out to get in line to get shit for their pissant kids!

    STOP FUCKING WITH TRADITION!!!!!

  • I'm a total humbugger this year. I hope others have a good Christmas, but leave me the fuck alone.

  • MERRY CHRISTMAS FOAMY!!!!!

  • Couldnt have said it better foamy!!!

  • Way to miss the point entirely... AGAIN.

  • I celebrate Christmas for Jesus. People who say Christmas is about giving, I ask, what about the other days of the year? Should we just forget virtue on those days? People who say Christmas is about receiving, I ask, why are you so selfish?

    People; stop ruining Christmas. if you believe in Christ, celebrate him. If you don't, do what you are suggested to do by your religion (or lack thereof). Don't just get drunk, don't just go on about gifts, and most of all, let people have an opinion.

  • @UberFacundia Believing in Jesus is as dumb as believing in Santa ... But hey, if you want to have a stupid opinion, that's fine by me... Personally, I'd rather get shitfaced!

  • @riotpunk69 1, no one's opinion is dumb unless it (in it's nature) harms people for no reason. Christianity doesn't do that (although, there were Christians who hurt people for no reason, that isn't what Christianity is about. There are Christians in the world who don't follow the rules, and those are usually the ones to hurt people). Getting Shitfaced does (it hurts your liver and drastically affects your state of mind).

    Maybe they should change it from shitfaced to shitbrained.

  • @riotpunk69 and 2, being a dick is kind of a dick move, believe it or not. Maybe if you wanted to say something something valuable, you could have said it without being a dick.

  • @UberFacundia An opinion can be dumb if it's based on bullshit... You obviously never read the bible and never looked at all the scientific evidence that is easily proven and goes against everything the bible says. Christianity has caused a LOT of harm over centuries, be it through witch hunts, greed, child abuse, or their refusal to adapt to a modern world (stance on condoms and abortions). Getting shitfaced might be bad for me, but it's a hell of a lot better than religion-The real shitbrained

  • @riotpunk69 Ok, 1, I apologize for the crudeness of my past comments. I should be more humble, and respect your beliefs as much as I respect mine.

    2, Any opinion can be can be called dumb, and all people have the right to believe in what they want, so long as it doesn't (in it's nature) hurt people. If ever there has been a Christian that killed or harmed, and didn't do it in self defense, then he/she was NOT in line with the Church. Read the Bible, Jesus was a Pacifist.

  • @riotpunk69 3, As a convert from protestantism to Atheism, and then Atheism to Catholicism, I've actually read the Bible (I did a year's worth of research on the Church before I was even allowed in), and I've seen countless scientific "proofs" against the Bible, as I used to preach them, and now evangelize over the internet frequently. None of them work, they're all incorrect, as far as I've seen. If they aren't, prove me wrong. What's in the Bible that contradicts Science?

  • @riotpunk69 If a politician is a pedophile, and he touches a child, are all politicians pedophiles? No, since, Politicians aren't supposed to do that, and most of them don't. If a Priest is a pedophile, and he touches a child, are all Priests pedophiles? No, since Priests aren't supposed to do that, and most of them don't. Same for Catholics and killing people for no reason.

    How is a stance against contraception/abortion hurting anyone?

  • @riotpunk69 How is destroying your ability to think better than using your ability to think to find your belief?

  • @UberFacundia but christmas was originaly a pagan holiday, the satanic views of the christian church stole it from us than killed us by the thousands......