I sometimes fantasize about starting some new age type therapy thing and take lots of money from morons like these, but sadly I have a conscience that keeps ruining it for me. So many great scams in my brain that'll never be realized because I have feelings like shame and guilt.
There is really only thing I'm jealous at mediums and new age healers about:
Their ability to just take money from simple fools and still sleep soundly at night.
I wish they would show these people a video of Bottlenose dolphins brutalizing Harbor porpoises, male Bottlenose dolphins holding females captive and performing forced copulation and footage of Orca killing smaller dolphins. They should also read some science papers on dolphin infanticide.
Perhaps after seeing these videos, these people would get some common sense and see that dolphins are not walt disney angels. They are wild animals perfectly capable of being aggressive.
They pay almostr 2 grand a piece for shit like this? dance like a fucking seaweed? nmust be on ehell ofa buisness they got going, irther that or a lot of suckers go for this quite a bit
For those of you who have seen this hilarious episode, can you lead me in the direction of a clip of that crazy woman who makes the dolphin noises? My husband and I COULD NOT STOP laughing as we listened to her and I'd live to find a clip of her acting like an idiot instead of having to watch the whole episode all over again!
Those guys were laughing at them I mean seriously, WTF?! They make them do some cruddy seaweed dance and they laugh at them isn't that pretty cruel? Why would anyone do this? oh well...the dolphin sounds were kinda weird though but not as weird as the dance itself
Funniest thing i have ever seen
braids2323 1 year ago
I sometimes fantasize about starting some new age type therapy thing and take lots of money from morons like these, but sadly I have a conscience that keeps ruining it for me. So many great scams in my brain that'll never be realized because I have feelings like shame and guilt.
There is really only thing I'm jealous at mediums and new age healers about:
Their ability to just take money from simple fools and still sleep soundly at night.
spingelingdingdong 1 year ago
When I grow up I want to become a professional seaweed dancer lol
fourtywpm 1 year ago
Where the Ugly Things Are.
These are the most ugly people I have ever seen. They probably have big ugly orgies as soon as the camera went away.
TheSmartestOneHere 2 years ago
penn: "WHAT?! You got 8 ppl to pay you $2000 EACH to stand in ur living room and pretend theyre seaweed?"
bluewhiskey 2 years ago
These people have made dolphins an excuse for swing parties.
TheSmartestOneHere 2 years ago
I wish they would show these people a video of Bottlenose dolphins brutalizing Harbor porpoises, male Bottlenose dolphins holding females captive and performing forced copulation and footage of Orca killing smaller dolphins. They should also read some science papers on dolphin infanticide.
Perhaps after seeing these videos, these people would get some common sense and see that dolphins are not walt disney angels. They are wild animals perfectly capable of being aggressive.
But I doubt it.
thestarduster 2 years ago 2
You are the most sane person on the internet.
Same deal with Native Amercians being peace loving children of nature. They never raped and stole women so they wouldn't become too inbred.
I'm not being racist, its true..its REALITY not hippie wonderland.
basslicker420 2 years ago
lol, homos!!
Lungbustr05 2 years ago
watching this, I cn actually hear that bit of tune that played wehen they showed this on that dolphin episode of P & T's: Bullshit ;)
InflatableKMH 3 years ago
What a bunch of wankers.
panzered4180 3 years ago 4
They pay almostr 2 grand a piece for shit like this? dance like a fucking seaweed? nmust be on ehell ofa buisness they got going, irther that or a lot of suckers go for this quite a bit
InflatableKMH 3 years ago 2
"dance like a fucking seaweed?" LoL yeah...and most of them don't stay for the orgy that follows :P
andyrooney11 3 years ago
:P you know what I meant!!
InflatableKMH 2 years ago
For those of you who have seen this hilarious episode, can you lead me in the direction of a clip of that crazy woman who makes the dolphin noises? My husband and I COULD NOT STOP laughing as we listened to her and I'd live to find a clip of her acting like an idiot instead of having to watch the whole episode all over again!
devilneedle 3 years ago 3
I thought that they would be dancing with hula skirts made from seaweed tied to their waists.
baronvonhirsch 3 years ago
this is worst than male on male fucking
insanepeng 3 years ago
Those guys were laughing at them I mean seriously, WTF?! They make them do some cruddy seaweed dance and they laugh at them isn't that pretty cruel? Why would anyone do this? oh well...the dolphin sounds were kinda weird though but not as weird as the dance itself
DarkLightFireDragon 3 years ago 2
OMG- Seriously-- OMG!
redhotrebe1 3 years ago 2