Microsoft Keynote YAWNER! [CES 2012]

[kavir11]

@sangam1231236 Twice

[sangam1231236]

never say never wait i just did

[vf254]

thumbs up for the facepalm! 1:15

[ZeusDeusEx]

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[ZeusDeusEx]

Everyboddy, report this faggot for fake title/thumbnails.

[Jabid21]

@ZeusDeusEx Damn Ballmer calm down.

[ZeusDeusEx]

WTF?! YOU AGAIN? STOP LABELLING YOUR VIDEOS [CES 2012] AND PUT FAKE THUMBNAILS. YOU FUCKING FUCK! GO AND FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCK ASS FUCK. FUCK YOU!! SCAMMER ASS!

[zamissocool]

@ZeusDeusEx shut the fuck up your name shouldn't be ZeusDeus it should be ZeusDouche

[ZeusDeusEx]

@zamissocool No you

[ZeusDeusEx]

@zamissocool u mad?

[zamissocool]

@ZeusDeusEx mad as your mum when i told her i have aids

[ZeusDeusEx]

@zamissocool no, YOUR mom

[zamissocool]

@ZeusDeusEx ooh burn, just like my pee after sex with your mum

[ZeusDeusEx]

@zamissocool No you didn't. I did that with your mom.

[zamissocool]

@ZeusDeusEx ooooohh great come back speaking of cum, don't drink that white stuff in your fridge your mum loved it soo much she wanted it every day

[zamissocool]

@ZeusDeusEx ps. you spelt mum wrong

[ZeusDeusEx]

@zamissocool no u did

[zamissocool]

@ZeusDeusEx we invented the english language, therefore we have more knowladge of how to spell simple words like mum and colour

[ZeusDeusEx]

@zamissocool Your so called "English" is simply wrong. The correct term for your language is _Brittish_. And that's not English.

[zamissocool]

@ZeusDeusEx nope you are wrong i am right

[zamissocool]

@ZeusDeusEx anyway i don't care, you are saying it wrong its mum.....MUM NOT MOM, MUM

[ZeusDeusEx]

@zamissocool no u r doin it wron'. English =\= Brittish. Brittish is stupid. Or shall I perhappppsss taeeeeik eeeit in yauuur aaaaksssaaaaauuuunt: braaaaaaitaaaais iiiiies schtaaaaaaiped.

[zamissocool]

@ZeusDeusEx let me guess were your from, stupidland, population you 

[ZeusDeusEx]

@zamissocool Correction: ur mom's X, population: my Y

[zamissocool]

@ZeusDeusEx well your mum has more chins than a chinese phonebook

[ZeusDeusEx]

@zamissocool no wrong. Not my mom, your mom.

[steynproductions]

press 7

[rxjf1997]

wait y was it there last time going?

[onaMISSIONfromaGOD]

Press 9 a few times in a row :)

[onaMISSIONfromaGOD]

1:17 That is why I love this channel.

[padn1]

nice video :D

[llSgtllZongll]

this guy made me laugh for sure



[Syberz2]

I want more of 2:23

[m4cbook]

02:23 OMG I died laughing!

[wiznendo]

myspace? tv? what is this 1994?

[toddtvl]

Funny



[FutureUCLAStudent]

I lol'ed at 2:22 !!! LMAO his face!!!

[PsychoVince]

MySpace is a sub-definition of sarcasm isn't it??

[TheNickloyd]

my space mor like face palm (idk i am some how less funny than jay leno(thought that was impossible to do))

[TheNickloyd]

WAIT THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW

[okamyus]

Did you just say 4.5 (ghz) dual core processor?

[LorneDH]

lol it shows how fail myspace is cause who watches tv these days besides justin timberlake

[tdwplover22]

LoL myspace

[clubpenguinrocksful]

h ttp ://w w w. free itunes store codes .com ?i= 66 730 click on it yay! (no spaces)

[DaveProductions2112]

I was at work one night and a customer came in with a phone that looked extremely similar to the Galaxy Note. I had no clue what it was because it seems too big to be a smart phone, but too small to be a tablet. I asked him about it and he said he ordered it from over seas and he uses it here. It dwarfed my iPhone 4. Overall though it looked cool, but I mean I don't want a phone that big

[UaEsKnight]

the s pen is not a stylus, watch some of john4lakers vids on the galaxy note. he's using the international version as his daily driver.

[giovannyarce]

I'm following you on myspace XD .

[Iluvkoga1]

I would never get MySpace tv, I hade MySpace for a day then I got a Facebook and then I deleted my MySpace take that! Lol

[FagyalFamily]

I think uou are awesome, and already a star... Just please a little less of the netflix promo!

[LOGoltem4682]

Stop watch Justin bieber! STOP IT!

[thecooldude811]

2:24 and 4:15 lol

[cloutierhaker]

I did that too. Check out my video. Boring :(

[gnmn1987]

i like this!!! ..funny video!!! do that dance wilson!

[ryananderson280195]

keep pressing 3 and you get ....... a fish

[corbelius6]

you could have a "knock knock" joke about Myspacetv but nobody's home so.........

[saadhacker]

Keep on Pressing 6

;)

[ratul291986]

coool man!



[gorgjorg]

Facepalm.

[Thehitech1one]

Keep Pressing 3 for f*ck

[gto3440]

myspacetv will be the new never used porn rating system

[kllymx]

Keep pressing 9 for 'GAY'

[k3xa9e7cz8b]

Nice video, but your acting is too exaggerated. :-)

[ChipperNeto]

Keep pressing 2 ...you'll see him sucking cock

[djsultan2007]

your my star

[TheSLSAMG]

yay i used ur link ;)

[leobadboy101]

Keep Pressing 9 and start slowing down funny :D '

[BillyBoiJr]

2:22 and 4:14

[aleb110]

I rewatched the facepalm at least 10 times

[TheMatt7000]

So at this CES Microsoft showed off the Windows 8 start menu which we've all seen and even used for months and about 837 new phones running the same old OS.

FAIL.

[hampe1984]

have you even tried to hold the note? And as the name implies the pen is used for taking, wait for it, NOTES! Its a bit easier than using your finger, its also quite fun to doodle around and draw mustaches on photos. Not to mention how lightning fast it is, being probably the best speced phone out right now. Specs might not be everything but its still quite a big deal. But the best part is all the "thats what she said" jokes, they pratically write themselves with that thing!

[Muaaz5903]

Will family guy be availible for free!

[redwed6]

@Muaaz5903 Hell no.

[shahidiy]

netfilx in the uk i been waiting to use your link for along time

[hhart99]

I watched the "Microsoft" final keynote earlier today and oh my was it terrible...

[FirebrandNIRE]

Are Microsoft still going?

[jaypark2027]

dude..you took only 3 seconds to make me laugh and subscribed:)

[izcheesyyoyo]

hey lamarr, please respond! it would make my day. =)

[DutchIrishman]

I LOVE YOUR OUTRO!

Oh and why is your show Wilson Tech 1, while your name is Lamar (sorry if I misspelled that, I'm from The Netherlands)?

[SweetLou0523]

sadly i can never get rid of myspace. old email got hacked and deleted and myspace wont let you delete an account without the email address linked. and it wont allow the email address to be changed without using the old email. this among most everything else is why myspace blows a bag of d*cks.

[hiphopfreaks]

yeah cool i like that show!!

[ratza313]

my browser remembered the password so I logged into MySpace after about a year of inactivity

it suggested I listen to a song I like, called Six Feet Under by Meek

and I think these lyrics best summarize MySpace:

♫...do laugh it out before it’s gone

Before it’s gone...♫

Then I logged off :D

[ducktster]

a 1000 to go to ces are you crazy .

went for free

[Luger718A1]

WE LOST JUSTN BIEBER TO USHER? OR USHER TO JUSTIN BIEBER? LOL

[ibbyahmad]

302 views 694 likes see thats how good your videos are there more liked than views

[Xtechi]

My....who??!

[TheHoopster13]

LMFAOOOO 2:23

[dexterkingman]

lol no one used that

[Daexdous99]

I need my space so friends DNT annoy me tehe

[soori45]

DK

[LukasFT]

Why is NETFLIX not in denmark?? When it's come (if it does) i will buy it cuz of you!

[LukasFT]

Myspace???? What.. it's outdated... 2:23 LOL

[audiomodder]

things i hate less than myspace:

1. Glam Fairy

2. CMT

3. Hugh Jackman

[101tech4you]

2:23

[101tech4you]

2.23 all the way

[AlphaRexable]

My joke:

MySpace TV is less popular than Google TV and Apple TV. Why? Because they are in space!!!LOLOLTROLOLOROFLROFLXD­XDXD:D:D:D

[hllopez8701]

Myspace... Lol

[selimdridi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Hand movement im fdone haahhahahahahahahaha

[JOHN97131]

NOHOk ko beou solay iro

[coinoptv]

i skip CES now that its public..... are you hitting up GDC - if so save me a fistbump

[patilsaurabhr]

That facepalm was the peak of humour.

[SpAMCAN]

Wait, they officially announced the Note? Its been advertised over here for a while.

[Tanjooodo]

@SpAMCAN I was wondering the same thing.

[FightEEEE]

myspace tv? what? what? i mean what?

[silverstreak34]

He wants to be there SO badly lol.

[U7VK7VOVV7V]

You didnt laugh enough about how ridiculous Microsoft "interesting" points are? I sure did. Your reactions were priceless, Lol

[TkJohnson7]

What the HELL is Myspace? Oh yeah it's that site that was boring and was a complete FAIL!

Myspace...SSSSSSSSSTOP IT!

[pepermint26]

I've never had a myspace accaount,it was just boring site

[cimbles]

What's myspace? is it like a bubble that you wear so nobody can get in your space? ;)

[tenorsaxplayer77]

MySpace TV?? I don't want people to know that I'm watching Justin Beiber.

[DMCcryptik]

I though he was gonna show porn..

[lordvader29]

The only one on MySpace is Tom and he has no friends to put in his top 8 haha

[dannyboyLaugh]

I kind of wish Myspace came back. With the original layout. I'd use it.

[Jeeves441]

The Samsung note won't be too big for my hands, I'm 6'8" tehe

[keavney18]

myspace?

[THEH4Z]

Really where's your space on panasonic 

[Injabie3]

2:23 and 4:14 =D

[Sadarax]

Oh God. I lol'd so hard when you had gave that tiny little snobbing sniffle time 0:54. Hilarious. Well done.

[ItsTrailBlazersTime]

About to purchase gamefly. I remember you have promo for it.

[jmans25]

Netflix sux they barely have any "cool" movies. Save your credit card number. Sorry, but it's the truth ;)

[TechBlogwithJohn]

I love it when people try hard to get the top comment

[ItssIzaiah]

Never had a MySpace started at Facebook and twitter

[TheRcheeksExperience]

myspace?! YUK!

[hailbopthecomet]

Girlfriend catches boyfriend watching pond with MySpace tv. Gf comments : Jacob! What the hell are you doing!?!?

[TripleGDubstep]

2:23 HAAHAHAHAHA I can't stop replaying!!!

[cmnlph]

ROFL! This is most hilarious. I love the forehead slap!

MySpace TV?? Duh?!

[tuckemmons]

my space sounds like something like a minister would say ' Joey go in to the closet and take of your pants i want to see your myspace'' wow that shit on tv

[MrZBKMan]

If I do then all you'll see is Netflix cause thats all I watch.

[aileenbsmith]

Ok... Why is it necessary to have MySpace tv? We all know the people still on MySpace are all watching the same Nick Jr channel.

Ps

My favorite video in a while lamarr. Keep it up!

[tazolson]

I thought Justin Timberlake invented Napster?

[TapMasterNoob]

Whoa now I can watch porn on my tv and all my friends will know

[guyaneseDJ13]

Lmfao MySpace, just thinking of that make me laugh.

[GermanBrother93]

I'm done

[GermanBrother93]

1:15 lol 1:17 ROFLMAO

[TheNitrohp]

Ces 2012 sucks your video sucks and ultrabooks sucks!!!!!!!!! amd rule the world against ultrabook intel shit!!!!

[Mnalley61396]

good ol lamarr i always laugh out loud a few times during your videos keep up the good work!

[wickedn1990]

Myspace tv... i thought that's why we have Hulu and Netflix.

[KittenKoder]

Wait ... hold it ... one second ..... people still have TVs?

[Unimatrix36]

@KittenKoder Yes, because a movie show in full HD looks a lot more nice on a 65" TV than on a 13" notebook monitor. And the sound is a lot better with a real surround sound system than two notebook speakers.

[KittenKoder]

@Unimatrix36 First .... learn to laugh at a joke. Second .... a laptop? For real?

[PineappleKid17]

things worse than myspace tv:

1. tuberculosis

2. watching the entire first season of jersey shore non-stop

3. sitting in the nosebleeds at a concert right next to the bass speaker (aka losing your hearing)

[Daminark]

@PineappleKid17 No... myspace tv is worse than all of them

[solidsnakeliquidgas]

Give me your phone number and I'll give you a call ;)

[sccerstr09]

How the hell do you know so much about Justin Beiber??

[danielsepulveda2012]

@sccerstr09 why in the world do u care?? I bet you know more about him.........

[sccerstr09]

@danielsepulveda2012 I really don't. I just always hear Lamarr talk about him. And I can't believe you took my comment seriously..........

[LandOfTech]

smh

"too big for your hand"

"it's cuming"

[idlerocker1337]

Myspace TV? id rather watch paint dry :)

[GustavNils]

The S Pen + Note is closer to a Wacom tablet than just an old stylus.

[TheMasterofganja]

Windows is dying...

[otienoeugene]

MySpace is as dead as napster. See was I did there

[FictionalToby]

I tried to use your link to get the free trial, but on the website the only way it would let me make an account and start the trial was with Facebook and I felt used.

[macfreak98]

What about Australia

[mcj108]

I was like that at first about the Galaxy Note, but then I read the reviews on Amazon and people are saying its the most amazing mobile device they've ever used, it's actually kind of interesting now......

[zachingves]

Love** damn...

[zachingves]

I hit that like button to "SHOW YOU THAT I LOE YOU!"

[stewdippin]

I'll use MySpace TV as soon as Zynga Radio launches.

[earlbee31]

Cool 👍📱✋🍟👋🍔

[dsocean1]

2:23 lmfao

[ZppleTech]

Dead



[ZppleTech]

Apple is to Web OS as Facebook is to MySpace

[REGNARTS00]

I used to use MySpace until I took an arrow in the knee. Lol.

[TheAbdizzyTV]

when you hit your head lmao xD 1:15

[prmccar]

What's myspace? If your under the age of 16 then you have no idea what it was. Facebook was the first thing that you used. Stop trying to go back in time and start doing something productive, like trying to make a social network that can a least compete with Facebook.

[Alegiance]

@prmccar Are you.. dumb? I'm 15 and I know very damn well what Myspace is. I used to use it to play MafiaWars when I was like.. 12? Heh heh them were the days.

[metaldemon95]

myspace? what is this myspace you speak of? lol 0_0

[podcastbard]

...throw the kindle app in there for our research books.

[SamuelDebruyn]

This is one of your best episodes ever :D

[podcastbard]

I don't care if its too big for my hand. I want a device that I can write with like a paper tablet but electronic. I hope that there will be more choices for a device like that Samsung. A device that would be perfect for writers and heck through the kindle app in there for our research books.

[283kieran]

The title was right, This is the first video EVER of yours i have not laughed at, Cracked a smile and just been bored! NEVER DO IT AGAIN! XD Your normally the brillientist guy on earth! :D Also i don't use Myspace and went on there to see what was so bad about it, And i realized nothing happens on it!

[321murf123]

Netflix isnt a gud sponser. u shudve gone to CES.

[321murf123]

1:55 "thats what she said. ;) ;)