New Years Resolution Fail

[AndrewMarkFlorence]

Thumbs up if your watching this in... Oh, fuck off. 

[shannonf101]

Thumbs up if you had the same new year resolution and failed.

[ohmyGAAHitsme]

oh yeah, that reminds me, i'm meant to be on a diet.. oops

[FinaGurl20]

swine aids swine flu and aids or wat

[FinaGurl20]

wat r u talking about u r way to hot

[Converserem]

Club penguin music again... O.o

[xXValarieXx1]

""I've contracted..Swine..AIDS"

""are you shitting me""

xD

[TheJake83047]

IM WATCHING THIS IN 2012

[alexxkalika]

Swine AIDS xD

[ShadowWookie101]

UMM DAN YOU ARE SO FIT 

[LittleBrittishRocker]

I actually think im a female version of dan, im litterally one of the laziest people i know.

[Sopthie]

If only he knew then that 2012 wouldn't be much different then 2010 :/

[lindsaysaurusness]

Yay for dead babies hahahaha

[emmyparamorexxx]

Swine...aids?!?! Haha made me laugh so much:L

[SceneLovee]

@danisnotonfire OMG can i have your gamertag :3

[rawfangs]

OMG, you have an xbox! can i have your xbox live name? :D

[JellyLovesYew]

Lol the dogs just like wt....

[BeardyMcMustache]

Ad Before Video: "I always thought the hot tub was the safest place to have sex, with all the clorine in the water? That sperm don't stand a chance."

Dan: "Hello minions."

[jammies101]

this is me

[invaderspampire]

0:15 laser cats!!! super amazing project :D lol

[applesarescary]

Ya swine aids is pretty deadly and You were holding the book upside down lol

[DoctorNinjaGirl]

I know, swine aids is deadly...

[revengeparadekilljoy]

Thumbs up for Dan's epic 'reading a book upside-down' skills ;D

[OpiumAntics]

Hey uh. At least you cleaned up the massive pile of clothes in your room from a previous video~

[inrawrwithyou]

YOUR FIT! <3

[scarfabledscar]

im watching this in 2012

[lindsaysaurusness]

@scarfabledscar So am I haha

[Grachiification]

"I've recently contracted (?) swine...aids.."

"send me dead babies in the post"?!?

Um... Freaking hilarious, but... Um..

[tigadoo5]

The book he was reading was upside down :)

[jaeisrandom12]

Your dog is HUUUUGE and adorable :3

[Elektrable]

No Dan, 2011 is the year of the laser cats.

(the super amazing project) ;)

[caroegc]

Lol I saw the plan for this video in his Serious Business video.

[LotusMelody]

Your awesome videos are the reason I don't STAY fit. -_-

Not complaining thoe :)

[Maelene97]

Umm why don't you try the swine flu......real thing and it sucks:) lol

[mettheenddonningglee]

omgee dan you have the same tv remote as me!!!! haha!!!!

[pwnycupcakes]

Welcome to 2012! Why am I watching this!?!?!? :|

[baminthefacexox]

um watching this new years eve '11

[legax001]

@baminthefacexox Same!

[awsomegirl137]

dan ,you do know your reading the book upside down........ 10 points for awsomness

[beargrilssurvival]

to late i already have a dead baby

[Nrahs101]

Same...

[longliverobots137]

are you reading a book upside down lol?

[todalyweirdgirl]

Swine aids FTW!

[RachaelMarieOfficial]

My promoted video is Professional Hair Tinsel. I think that's pretty accurate.

[legodmyeggo]

@danisnotonfire awww u were joking about the babies?? i just got my little cousin ready for shipping... JKJKJKJJK TO THE MAX!! i no sikko

[gferkmm]

Dan! You're a horrible person! You gave my whole family Swine AIDS!!!!!!! Now we only have three weeks to live :( and I will spend my last three weeks watching your videos :D

[xXxVelvetSuicidexXx]

Aww i love you dog ^-^ whats its name? :)

[rachyk888]

i want your dog please send it to me!!!! :3

[km123x]

Honestly, i don't know how mnay times i sit and watch all your videos. I just love them <3

[shadquartzthehedgie]

Swine Aids wtf xD

[doleightful]

LASERCATS!

[DevilChildxoxo]

Your dog! HAHAHAHA! <3

[maggi007]

Is his dog's name maggi? Made my day because he said m y name.

[TeardropsHappyface12]

I Noticed He Was Holding The Book Upside Down x]

[JessyLowe]

you trying to control your dog is the highlight of my life

[BeeLuOriginals]

I love him. Why hasn't anybody told me about him sooner? I'm such a douche :(

[BrookenSage]

haha thumbs up for upside down book xD

[LanaxLawliet]

Aaah dan, you already ARE fit...

[thebobsterjones]

omg you wrote the script for this at work experience instead of doing SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!!!

[TheJordanandJadeduo]

my dad has a honda civic :D

[musiclilies]

Feminine cough

[hyst3ricglamour]

Why is that I find you more attractive because you DON'T work out? Well I know it just reminds me of myself that's all lols...

[xBreAkThisSiLenCEx]

I read mah books upside down all teh time too :D (please tell me that was actually upside down, or else I'll feel like a total moron X])

[Belldandy722]

Hee hee I want that bear xD

[kelseym4599]

Swine Aids:The new plague

[xDansBunnyx]

I saw the script to this on le SERIOUS BUSINESS Video. x3

[CaptnMegan]

Swine AIDs. I'm so going to use this as an excuse now. :)

[Lilladeebug]

I lik ur hat!

[Misslittlelouder]

Why do all the other people you play in your videos sound really camp? :p but they're all amazing of course, just a thought :) xx

[InvisibleAllie]

Swine Aids xD

[LITTLECD200]

.......o_o what did you say at the start of this video agane

[Cookie4097]

Are yuh shxting meh!.......lmfao

[stickerlover164902]

Wait...is your dog's name Maggie?

[ThankyouMrBob]

This...is...I love you.

[katsgomeow1]

omg u were 6 when i was born i feel so young

[ThePurpleZebra861]

Dan has a pedobear O.o

[TheSlugStudios]

This video wont leave my you tube homescreen!! It's been here for 6 months!

[Mrmasonish]

thats like me

[iamlyricallywritten3]

laser cats 5.............snl sketch=]

[LexiLikesPandaBears]

Did you make the same resolution this year, Dan? ;) xx

[ryanownzadeathnote]

8 days sice the last comment? Not any more!

Aurghh 10pm iPod comments are silly.

[GaskarthBarakatLove]

so...you had sex...with...a pig?

[LoveeayMarionay541]

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[BobolinaBookworm123]

swine AIDS? :O

[FlabbiosAprons]

I feel your pain! Every year it's "Chris, you should get fi-Oooo! Tasty tasy chocolate and burgers and lard!"

[tornadotoz]

Dead babies in the post O.o lol

[shortyengel]

Like if you noticed the bear moving closer & closer to Dan :O Dun dun Dun dun dundudndudnudndun!

[SayNooMore]

you failed :)

[itshorts]

"I'm off by myself".. *dog follows*

[RacheeeD600]

I love your videos~ you're awesome x3

[NathannSharpee]

@danisnotonfire you are awesome.

[NathannSharpee]

@danisnotonfire you are awsome.

[martha368]

OMFG, i accidnetly turned my volume up to 100 as soon as he said "swine aids" and i normally only put my volume up to 4 because its tat loud, and the worst thing?! its 2am! Which of course comes to the question of why im watching dans videos at 2am... xx

[danisnotonfire]

@martha368 because you're awesome.

[martha368]

@danisnotonfire :D <3 xx

[topazeyes11]

@martha368 beter than me. its 6 in the morning. lol all night dan marathon

[EmmyRulez632]

Swine AIDS...

[EmlaaHernando]

swine aids....my new excuse for not going to school :)

[poppinapplejuice]

Kinda rude how your clone just came in your house without even knocking...

[ChristyLuvz]

I love how you say "Are you shitting me" your soo cutee xxxx

[EmmyRulez632]

Dude! Everyone knows you tie the dog to the treadmill. It's the oldest trick in the book.

[narutocrazy90456]

Ive recently contracted swine...aids

Are you shitting me?

LOL xD

[SaphireSawyer]

Do you want to get fit to be thin or stong or just healthy ?

[nerdingz]

NOT SWINE AIDS!

[dozydragonsrock]

DEAD BABYS are heading your way

[leaahhannah]

I love how he was reading the book upside down(a).

[HeyAreYouPeeing]

60 dislikes?! How is this posible, Dan is AMAZING! <3

[AngelGurlz567]

@HeyAreYouPeeing

Correction: PHIL is amazing... DAN is not on fire!!!! XD lolz, yea i know that was stupid but i had to say it anyways. :)

[TheFlowpop]

DOES EVRY ONE VOTE ON dans and phils comments ?! ITS AWESOME LMFAO

[anaismuse]

I fail at resolutions too :')

But once I did not! :D But that was a march resolution not a new years one! That resolution was stopping accepting sub to sub :') And I did it, I know sub only if I think it worth it \o/

[JenLuvsYhoo]

LMAO! "this year im gonna get fit.... Get fit.... Get fit.... get fit!"

[werebesties]

isn't this the script that he has in his Serious Business video when at the bottom of the screen he puts "LOL!!! NOT!!"..?

[AlliGraceex]

Your to attractive! its not fair:L

[MissFay101]

Cool x

[SXPandaPwnage]

Breasts.

Amirite?

[James69150]

Hi it is foot

[MRevilPANDA27]

Swin aids

[xMrBumBleBeex]

You thanked me for subscribing yet I didn't subscribe that was weird the bear with the hat was the best bit get some glasses on him if you make another vid and I may subscribe

[steveikkona]

Swine aids hahahahah

[azandmarie]

@david2k6murphy fail you just broken it and it's an old

[david2k6murphy]

My new years resolution was to stop making resolutions!!!!

[tacopaco123]

well the lazer cats happened....

snl joke...

[milster999]

Dint go to well then did it? X @to123156 WTF ?

[to123156]

Whats ur adress I wana send my dead baby to you :)

[kittayy94]

Swine Aids, oh my god, LOL :')

[harryspy123]

Jazzitupabit I argree

[xEpicxFailuresx]

Laziness...Ftw! :]

[MaXiMuM123RiDe]

i wish i could dance like that dog. :/

[alimdacmo]

I love the dog bit it's epic :D

[smislay]

I like your trousers ;)

[JAZZitupabit]

you should scrap getting fit and play guitar hero :D <3

[gary22223]

A lot of youtube vblogers seem to use the that music @ 1 minute mark. And lol@ the homosexual dad telling him to go walk his dog.

[Finalfantasyfreakout]

My New Years Resolution is to improve my creepy smile! >=}

[sexykatie90]

sexykatie90 HAPPY NEW YEARS



[WhenBordomTakesOver]

@danisnotonfire so... did you do it? ^.^

[Nimuhores]

Going to get fit this year, Dan?

[BethanPitcher]

swine aids :')

[iveGotzNoFriends]

@lndac02 What are talking about? He is fucking hot!! You're just jealous 'cause he is sex on legs and you aren't...

[KopDiamond]

lol your like me.

[lian12340]

hummmmmmmm???????????

[Speekerful]

@lndac02 pahaha

[gumkaacik]

i'd f.u.c.k him :P

[lndac02]

@gumkaacik you fuck anything

[iveGotzNoFriends]

@lndac02 Nice, real mature. Do you make it a habit of calling 14 year old girls sluts? Pervert.....

[lndac02]

@iveGotzNoFriends I do when that act like skanky whores. Your the one saying slutty things bitch....now get on with your homework, no wonder your called ivegotnofriends, your a slag

[iveGotzNoFriends]

@lndac02 I picked that name because I thought it was ironic seeing as I was with my friends when I created it. And as for that silly comment of "get on with your homework" I don't need to, I am two years ahead of my age group at school. Do you want to know why? Because I work hard at school, I have goals in life and I'm not some whore who sleeps around. Get your facts right before judging people.

[tibbyltd]

Swine aids. LOL

[djklink20009]

lol you wanna get fit but your not even fat lol fuck off!

[ToxicXSecret]

the teddy suddenly moved O-o

[dimmuborgir82]

lol cool vid )

[DaLaaas]

i hate you

[PS3Priime]

@LostTheGameXD look at him, he aint posh

[daveglove100]

xboxlive name?



[daveglove100]

live name?

[bugalooshrimp92]

@PleaseGoAway1000 on behalf of 2,625 i'd like to say...SHAAAARAP!!!

[corahazan]

Get fit? You already are.

[RawrItsRomy]

It Was Posted Last Year???? :O Hopefully You Will Actually Fufill Them This year!

[DionneX123]

Lol

[willmaidment]

what music do you have playing on the bit about exercise?

[alfiestoppani]

'A brief history of time', Upside down. Future leads to the past.

[010randomness]

dats jus random +i lov ur english voice

[renaldasskripka]

happy new year fatherfuckers!!

[TheadamMatthews]

Swine aids is not a joke, my brother almost got it when he went to hogwarts

[missmahony1]

erm, you wore the same t-shirt each yeah?

[LillaKardos]

@missmahony1 I do that...

[ZaraSands1]

"are you shitting me?" - best line.

[RowanHorse]

@MrAxemana -.-

[rschuerer]

Can't remember seen this last year. Good that youtube brought it back again^^

[crackersareyellow]

and did you do any exercise, or can i send you a dead baby :D

jk

[IrishmonkeyONM]

It's 2010, where the hell are my hover boards!?!

[000ashleemee000]

I can understand day 2.. Swine AIDS is a really bad illness..

Wait, AIDS is a STI.. And he got it from swines.. So..

o.0 He raped a pig!!! =o

[RahRahRicky]

i totally just watched this thinking it was new... whoops! but it answers my question, 'have you always been that good looking?' and yes, you have!

[LegolessVideos]

why is this featured, this is from last year :/

[danisnotonfire]

@LegolessVideos because it highlights how some people make new years resolutions in front of 50,000 people and then do absolutely crap all for a whole year xD

@danisnotonfire hello master lol 'tis your minion. please could you tell me what is the music that you use when you do