Craig Ferguson Twilight Vampire Diss 2

[Mikeybetts]

i want a vampire who i can be afraid of... not some douchebag who wears his hat on backward!

[FindSS501]

I'm guessing they don't know about Rosalie and Emmett's sex life or how sexual book 4 is.

[HelloHiGoodday]

@FindSS501 Sexy is sexy...and sometimes its a vampire smut-fiction trying too hard to be sexy. Whatever turns you on, not me, personally.

[husher5142]

lol clearly they havent read book 4 which is all sex ^^

[Tornado5000170]

Holy crap!

There's 0 dislikes for this video... perhaps all the twilight die-hards are giving up?

[cookiesluvkreme]

Eunuchs XD

[mastersinger76]

sr71ablackbird...Ha!! Awesome! The only way I'd ever watch one of those movies is if it were on MST3K!! Well played!

[PFXProductions]

HE LIKES A VAMPIRE LIKE NOS-4A2

[sr71ablackbird]

is it too late to hate that twilight movie with a flaming passion that burns with the heat of a thousand suns ?

[ginnypinnydfjs]

@sr71ablackbird NEVER!

[baxter553]

@sr71ablackbird 

[sr71ablackbird]

Notice to everyone on here that hates that twilight crap as much as I do, all of those twilight films need to be in that MST3K, that would be the only tolerable way to watch it, (seeing that they take the worst movies ever made and rag the heck out of them. That whole series of twilight movies needs to be MST3Kd !!!!!!!!!!)

[DrNaviii]

@sr71ablackbird watch the rifftrax for them, its by the same guys who did MST3K and its pretty much the same thing except they don't cut away from the film like they do in MST3K

[TheHarlequinLady]

Wow...surprisingly..... This makes me happy about my own writing....i think (once its published [as if]) im gonna send a copy to craig..see what he thinks... >:D

[DevoBassGirl]

That woman frightens me! And I love Craig!!

[ToksPianoTube]

it's funny she was Robert Pattinson first crush

[AvatarOfScythe]

@ DemonWarp65

what do you mean "a thousand douchebaggy twilight vampires" ? since when does Twilight have vampires in it ? It's a love story about male fashion model that falls in love with ordinary girl. I though sparkles will give away his secret model identity ...

oh wait ..

[theabridgedcommuniy]

"It's not wrong if your undead" XD

[JTeamjesters]

I'm just sick of vampires in general. Getting too old for my liking.

I want the Greek gods and bloodshed of ancient wars back! :D And sexy toga and armored people

[Ziggygunner]

vampires can be sexy as long as you dont miss the demonic blood thirsty side. there is no conflict with the love vs hunger in the twilight novels. if it did exist then the twilight would of been a little better.

[GymnasticsGirl6163]

@dschiter: What about Breaking Dawn? Oh...nevermind. I still don't get how the spawn was made, though.

[omegadeltazero2]

lols i dont hate twilght but i just dont like how fangirls are always acting like its so awsome,i saw the first movie and I will admit I liked it abit, but 2nd was just crap. Kids these days are raised when all the awsome vampire movies and animes dont show on tv and they think that"OH your vampire! I'm sure you have a nice side that sparkles in sunlight" lol say that to a REAL Vampire like Alucard from Hellsing and see if he has a "nice" side

[Nickman32]

I don't care for True Blood at all....but its still better than Twilight.

[BillyMartin4Life]

FUCK Twilight

[Kingofcorrect]

Patricia is the sexy Arquette

[DemonWarp65]

One vampire from 30 Days of Night or Dusk til Dawn could kick a thousand douchebaggy twilight "vampires" in one second

[dwfan6995]

I am 15 years old now, and just a day before I saw Twilight at 13, I was afraid of vampires. Obviously Twilight ruined that for me. Now I am stuck listening to my friend gush about how Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson are hot. I can't take these sparkly hormonal teenagers seriously in the movie.

[radiohippie]

True Blood kicks Twilight's ass.

[arenasification]

@radiohippie don't even compare True Blood to boring unsexy Twilight pleease!

[Dalekzilla54]

Bela Lugosi would fuck Bella Swan up teh ass any day of the week, and she'd love it!

[Leigax]

A eunuch is a neutered man. Y'know, like a fixed dog....

[EliraSTAR1]

whats a eunuch, shes talking about it at 0:59?

[ScreamingxAngel]

Twilight is an insult the the Vampire world D:<

[marlowman]

Third-rate guest, first-rate Host.

[elferi]

Who is she? her job?

[quixoto]

I think it's Patricia Arquette.... actress of some renown I suppose.

[Grapesead]

@elferi

she is Patricia Arquette. Shes in Medium

[bobspeltbackwardsfoo]

..LOL.

[MKUltra3]

Why hasn't Patricia Arquette ever played a vampire?

Has she?

[anatinoni]

I don't know..but she would make an amazing one..

[gotohell077]

True, Twilight is gay!

[ts2101]

@gotohell077 *SPARKLY vampire enters* ''I can be realy dangerous!'' ''What? are you going to give me a hicky?''

[oscarinzidane]

"I care for you Justina"  haha

[MoonShoesPotter07]

@oscarinzidane

Hahaha, I find it an insult to girls named Justina.

[MorbidDaniel644]

Hell Yeah! He dissed Twilight again! :D

[Drmofothegreat]

nothing wrong with eunuch vampires. Eli is awesome infact

[kubek]

I never thought about vampires in a sexual way.

[skydark]

@kubek Well, it's difficult with Twilight, because its hard to be hard when you feel like regurgitating you lunch.